"I DON'T CARE IF THIS HOUSE BURNS DOWN!" - r/EntitledParents

g'day there guys marky here back at it again with another episode of r entitled parents now if you love today's content i want you to sit back relax chuck a prawn on the barbie a like on the video and tell me what you think of all these entitled parents posted by user the booksmith titled my entitled father nearly burns down the house so normally i try to keep these lighthearted but this only just happened last night and because of it i have gotten very little sleep so i may or may not get into more of a rant in some places apologies for context my father is a dialysis patient with double kidney failure and can barely see due to his diabetes and he barely listens to the doctor he is also one of the most entitled people i know for proof of this i have two more stories on this sub where he demands i give one of my 300 bikes to him and the other where we go shopping and my father doesn't understand what closing means so flashback to 3am i am asleep in my room and suddenly my cat comes sprinting into the room and knocks a crap ton of things over causing me to wake up immediately i smell smoke and am very confused but don't yet panic unsurprisingly my father has burnt food at 3am before so i just assume that's what's happened and that he took care of it not this time apparently because i sit up and immediately the smoke in the house is obvious while it isn't so thick you can't see it it's definitely thick enough to know something is very very wrong i rush out into the kitchen and sure enough i see a sore spot billowing smoke like a fudging smokestack i immediately shut off the burner and turn on the stove fan looking into the kitchen and living room which are right next to each other is something i can only describe as looking through the cliche smokehaze in a stoner house multiplied by five i immediately wake my father up by yelling about how he left a fudging pan on the burner then i start opening windows all of them were shut since it was below 60 where i live my father immediately starts cursing and when i ask him if he's going to help me air out the house he says that he doesn't feel well and that i need to do it myself he then gets up to go take a 20 minute crap in the bathroom which meant i was down one exhaust fan this fudging idiot almost burns down the house then immediately refuses to help my conversation with my dad was enough to wake my mother and she runs out of her room panicking because of the smoke in the air i explain the situation and she starts to yell at my father who claims it wasn't his fault because he had meant to come back to the soup he just fell asleep by accident as these two were having in arguments i start busting out our window fans turning them to face outwards to get all of the smoke out of the house my mom eventually starts to help and all the arguing had awoken my brother who was asleep and didn't notice the smoke since his door was shut with the massive window in there wide open he loves sleeping in the cold and at this point we're all ticked into my brother works first shift so he gets to miss out on an hour of sleep basically while this is going on my father is still in the bathroom refusing to help anyone because he is a turtle piece of crap and the five cats are freaking the hell out so we're trying to get all the windows open and fans in them while cats are sprinting between potential exits all while my father gets to hide from his mistakes we get all the fans blowing and me and my mom sit down in the living room to awake and both with headaches from the smoke now if at this point in the story you were wondering why no smoke detectors went off potentially saving us from having to do all this well then don't worry my dip crap father has the answer you see we were wondering the same thing how smoke detectors are wired into the house's electrical with a battery backup in case of power outage so there is no way that they shouldn't have been working so i twist one off the wall and notice the detector has been switched off assuming this was the case for both my mother and i go back and forth discussing why they were shut off then my father comes out and says in a voice so matter of fact that it was almost like he just wasn't responsible for nearly burning down our house less than 30 minutes ago i actually shut them off last time i made steak in the skillet because the smoke kept causing them to go off so this dumb motherfreaker actually shut off the smoke detectors and didn't turn them back on when he was done this dumb [ __ ] nearly started a fire in a trailer i don't know what you know about trailers but they are built out of super flammable and cheap materials so a fire in a trailer is like lighting a fudging firecracker you see usually what my dad does is at least funny in hindsight but he literally almost fudging kills us if not from fire risk then from the potential smoke inhalation and literally sits there like a fudging child doing nothing honestly i'm still ticked because i couldn't sleep for hours and the house still smells like smoke god damn it anyways thanks for reading quick edit no putting my father in a home isn't an option we don't have the money too and he isn't mentally unstable so there is no forcing him my mother won't kick him out because she feels bad because of his health posted by user knives one two four titled my dad's girlfriend thinks she can tell me what to do i know the title makes me seem like the entitled one but hear me out my dad's girlfriend of about eight months now got really mad at me this morning because i said that i didn't want to mow the lawn today granted it isn't hard work but i have a lot of other things i have to do today i have to go to my neighbors and help her with her sprinklers because she physically can't do it herself because of her age and her physical problems i have to help my girlfriend's dad move a ton of stuff to storage and i also have to go into work today because one of my friends called off sick and i told him i'd cover for him i told her i'd just do it tomorrow because it's easy work and she lost her mind saying how i have to do what she says i tell her that if she wants it done so badly that her son can do it he's 15 and does nothing around the house besides making messes that i have to clean she gets even more mad and starts yelling at me that i need to give her my phone my ipad my switch and every other electronic that i own i tell her to eat crap i didn't like that i did but she was peeing me off and i want to go let my chickens out like i usually do every morning can someone tell me if i was in the wrong for saying that i'll just do it tomorrow or is she the crazy one edit one so i talked to her a little bit ago and i told her flat out that if things don't change in the house then i will talk to my dad about charging you rent i told her that i wasn't okay with how she was trying to push me around and that if it continued i would stop doing anything she needs she tried to talk over me a few times but i raised my voice the way a teacher would get everyone's attention and it shut her up real quick i think we came to an agreement but just in case i had a voice recording of the whole conversation that i had with her so if i have to i will show it to my dad and let him decide posted by user california old timer titled me and my babies need to use your pool i don't want them swimming at the community center with the n people have been asking me for stories so here's one from when i was younger this was on choosing beggars but they said to put it here instead okay backstory this happened in 1965 just for some clarification i was 26 then 81 now i had a pool party yesterday and thought about this run-in that i had so in my old neighborhood my wife and i rented a home in a community of around 23 houses out of these 23 homes we were one out of seven with a pool because the previous owner ordered a pool when he had the house built adding a pool was around a two thousand dollar option so many people didn't get it because i had a pool a lot of people would try to come over to swim now i was quite generous with my pull if people called first now understandably some weekends i wanted some peace and quiet a new family had moved in to the left of me and they heard that i was generous with my pool so the mom and her three kids just came over in swimsuits and asked to use my pool i said that i was tired and next weekend they could swim just not right now i told her that she and her kid could go to the community center she and her kids could have gotten in for around 25 cents at that time she said oh come on i don't want to drive all that way three miles plus i don't want my babies in that water with all those man people i'm sorry i just got off a 60 hour work week and i don't want to have people over sorry due to her racist attitude i didn't want her in my home so i was very dismissive of her using my pool oh come on my babies are hot and need to cool off just let us swim for an hour and we'll leave i don't want them in that nasty pool just be a good neighbor no i'm sorry she then whispers something to her kids and then they proceed to beg to use my pool i just closed the door on her a few hours later i hear my dog barking and people screaming i look out the window and the mom and her kids hopped my fence to gain access to my pool and they were being cornered by my dog cupcake cupcake was a big pit bull but she was a sweetie always defended me in my property i take the family out of my yard and tell them if they came over to my property again i would call the police she also did try to gain access to the other neighbor's pools and was promptly banned from there as well posted by user xx in more74lxx titled bought a new nintendo switch to reward myself entitled mother wanted me to give it to her since she doesn't buy stuff for her entitled kid this happened about a month ago and i finally decided to write about it on reddit i work in a starbucks coffee shop located in a mall where cairns are known to swarm i've heard a few stories about them arguing about their coffee not being done properly but i didn't think that i would experience an encounter with one myself unfortunately i did after getting paid minimum wage brewing coffee for three months i finally saved enough money to buy myself a nintendo switch which the gaming store in the mall sold for around 500 my first mistake was buying it on a saturday which was the day the entitled parents usually bring their kids to the mall at that time i didn't really think much about it as the chances of actually having an episode was low so on that day after i was done with my shift i went to the store and paid for a switch along with a few games like smash bros and breath of the wild while the store employee was scanning my card i glanced at my surroundings in order to avoid having awkward eye contact with the employee and outside i saw entitled mother 40ish and entitled kid tennis they looked pretty normal so i didn't think too much about them when i took the paper bag and carried it out of the store entitled kids somehow noticed that i was carrying a nintendo switch maybe he already knew while i was in the store and began to beg entitled mother for one i knew that it was a normal reaction for a child so i ignored him and continued walking to the exit of the mall suddenly entitled mother shrieked loud as hell and scared the crap out of me and they said i recognize you you're the guy at starbucks since i obviously didn't know who the entitled mother is i just replied with yeah i work there listen my son really wants that nintendo switch it's his birthday tomorrow and since you're not going to play with it anyway you should just give it to me from entitled kid's reaction i could obviously tell that she was lying and so i said well it's only 500 bucks you could buy one yourself obviously replying was a mistake i should have just walked away now entitled mother was mad she shouted you wouldn't have time to play it anyways you have a job my son doesn't have any toys at home to play with so you better give him the switch i was just shocked at how she demanded me to just give away a 500 console it was her fault that she didn't buy entitled kid toys so she shouldn't go around asking for free crap i had a feeling that this wasn't the first time that entitled mother had done this entitled kid was practically begging entitled mother to stop with this crap luckily before the situation escalated the store employee that helped me with the purchase earlier saw the whole thing and offered in title kid a second hand psp probably to not only carbon titled mother down but also maybe because he felt sorry that entitled kid had to deal with this crap every day and gave him some form of entertainment i thanked the store employee for helping me with the situation and even giving him a 10 tip as a way of showing my appreciation even though entitled kid was happy as hell about his new psp entitled mother was giving me a stone-cold glance as i walked away from her until now i'm still afraid that i'll have another episode with her because she knows that i work at starbucks but i can only hope for the best edit a lot of people have been saying this and i've checked 500 included the games as well it was the total cost of all the things i bought i was just stupid and forgot that i've bought the games too edit two i know the kid isn't entitled i even said he reacted like a normal kid but i didn't know what to call him so i just went with ek posted by user brother 66 titled entitled mother thinks i should pay her kid for work he didn't do it's been a while since i posted this happened about a couple of months ago first off i am disabled i'm a one-legged amputee and had a stroke a couple of years ago i've recovered mostly from the stroke some paralysis in my left arm still but i can still do most things i did before i also live alone and am pretty independent one thing i can't do is mow my yard i live on a very big lot and the backyard is big enough for a couple more houses to be there and the front and side are almost as big i do have a riding mower but i have a tendency to fall off when i use it one leg and a poor sense of balance not a great combination a neighbor's teenage son would mow it for me once every week for 50 bucks he graduated and went into the military so had to find someone new this year i have a friend who will mow for me for free but i don't like to impose on him and i figure most teenagers could use an extra 50 bucks last year some new neighbors moved in consisting of a mother in her early 40s and her two teenage sons i didn't know about the boy's father but she apparently had a number of boyfriends who were always coming over and staying overnight the oldest son about 17 was always outside working on an old car that he had i got to talking to him and he said that he was trying to get it running but couldn't afford all the parts he needs so i offered him the same deal i had with the other kid i'd pay 50 bucks a week for the kid to use my riding mower to mow the yard once a week he jumped at it the first couple of weeks went pretty good i'd go ahead and pay him in advance and then he murdered the yard that way if i had to leave or was napping he didn't have to wait for his money the third week he came he asked if he could use my mower on his yard his yard is tiny compared to mine my backyard is almost twice the size of his front yard and back together i told him to go ahead i was going to a friend's house and would be back later and paid him i came back that evening but it was too dark to really see the yard the next day i saw that my yards had not been mowed i rolled over to his house with its newly trimmed yard and knocked his mother answered now i've never seen his mother wearing anything but an old terry cloth robe and house shoes she apparently doesn't work or really do much of anything i asked for the kid and she said that he'd gone somewhere with friends i thought that was strange with everything going on not surprising though i've never seen anyone at that house wearing a mask i wear one anytime i leave the house anyway i didn't see him that day so my yard didn't get mowed a couple days later it rained for a bit so it was getting pretty tall a few days later he came over wanting to mow he asked about the pay and i told him he'd never mowed it last week so i'm not paying him this week he made some comment about rain and then about it being so high this time i told him if he had mowed when he was supposed to it wouldn't be so tall he had already been paid for work he didn't do and i wasn't going to pay him again as he walked away i heard him say a-hole shortly after this his mum came over in her bathrobe and house shoes i answered the door and this was the conversation you need to pay my son i paid him last week for something he didn't do i'm not paying him again but it rained last week he couldn't mow you can't blame him for the weather it didn't rain until two days after he was supposed to mow he didn't have any trouble mowing your yard my yard's not that big yours is huge which is why i have a riding mower well just pay him and he'll mow it he still hasn't murdered after the last time i paid him well i won't let him mow it unless you pay him then what will you do i have a friend who will mow it for free i was really just helping your son out huh you're just a [ __ ] you don't have friends yeah i'm a [ __ ] but i guarantee i have more friends than some lazy bloated ho who spreads her legs for any guy she sees yeah that that really got a ticked you be sorry i know people who will kick your sorry ass you'll be sorry you spoke to me like that thank you that definitely was loud enough for the microphone to pick up now turn and smile for the camera i pointed to the security camera mounted on the eve of my house pointed at the front door i'm sure the police will enjoy hearing that you just threatened me you know it's a felony to threaten a vulnerable person probably not but it sounded good she stuck her hand up in front of her face and took off back to her own house i heard the door slam didn't see her for the rest of the day my friend came into murray the next day i saw the kid out by his car watching that night he came over and apologized we had a long talk and honestly he's not a bad kid he's had a tough life his father left when he was little and his half brother who's 14 lives with his own father and only comes to stay occasionally his mother doesn't even try to do anything but sleep and go to bars at night and bring home whatever guy is desperate enough to be with her she takes any money that he gets that's why he wanted to get paid she insisted that he give her money he has been trying to get money for the car parts but she always takes his money so i offered instead of paying him in cash i could just buy him the parts he needed he loved the idea and by mowing before noon when she was still asleep she wouldn't even know that he was mowing for me he wants to move out but has nowhere to go i found out that he turns 18 in a couple of months and i've told him he could stay with me then as long as he obeyed the rules of my house he's worried about what his mum might do but i told him she can't do anything once he's 18. besides she tends to hide her face and go inside whenever she sees me he told me she's scared that i might take the video to the police and she's already been in trouble with the law besides i happen to know the owners of that house is selling it and she'll have to move soon anyway funniest part of the story is that the camera doesn't even work the previous owner put it up and didn't take it with him i just never took it down and have never even messed with it posted by user commerciable titled entitled parent claims i cut her off to get my oil change first hey reddit so this happened last saturday and i thought i would share so i have a 2019 kia optima and her name is frosty well i had reached the mileage that makes her due for an oil change so like the good car she is she notifies me that she needs service i schedule an appointment over the phone with the dealership for an oil change on thursday i pull up thursday and somehow my appointment doesn't exist i figure it's whatever let's do friday i pull up friday and they have a two-hour delay apparently despite the current situation in the world people still want to drive and travel everywhere irritated i asked for one of the very first appointments on saturday morning i'm now over the mileage while i know it's not bad i work postmates and grubhub on the side so i'm worried of having an accident and with somebody's food in my car saturday morning 8 am i'm not a morning person and when it's my day off i like to sleep in and then wake up and play video games but nope i'm dressed and ready to sit in a waiting room while my car gets serviced i grab my keys phone mask and my switch and head for the dealership i took a back road that connected to the main road the dealership was on to avoid traffic lights while driving down the road there was a silver minivan slowly tugging along i get that we're in a residential area but the van was doing like 10 in a 35. once the opportunity arose i passed them and within a few minutes i was pulling up to the service center as i'm getting out of my car putting on my mask and confirming my 8 30 am appointment i was early by like 10 minutes i handed the mechanic my keys i reached in the back and grabbed my switch case and made my way to the waiting room as i go to pour the handle i hear a hey you turning to look because i'm nosy af i notice a middle-aged woman heavy set messy mummy bun and fitted for yoga she was looking at me frey scrunched up like she was inhaling lemon juice yes you need to move your car i was in front of you and you passed me as she was talking i just walked into the waiting room i took a seat and pulled out my switch she opened the door with a huff probably mad i just walked off you need to move your car me not looking up from my screen say please leave me alone i'm not in the mood i have an appointment and i'm tired please sit down and wait like everybody else just as she was about to yell at me some more a little human struggling to open the door called out to her and says mom she helped him open the door then directed her attention back to me look i have somewhere to be and i really need my car looked at can't you just go somewhere else or better yet don't you know people who work on cars i raised my brow and looked at her whatever you were insinuating i'm gonna ignore it so please leave me alone mind you this was my second please oh a switch can i play sorry buddy it's kind of expensive and i kinda just wanna chill but they have free arcade games you can play over there i point to the showroom where the nice new lineup sits and along the wall there are three arcade cabinets with chairs all free to play why can't he play your switch he's really good with his games at home i'm sure nothing bad will happen i said no i say sternly to the lady the gears in the kid's head had already shifted to the arcade games and he was already munching ghosts in pac-man without a care in the world mommy come watch me in a minute dear and the entitled parent looks at me now look it's your fault that we're going to have to sit here for longer and he is going to get bored of those games eventually just let him play look if your appointment is before mine they will do yours first just chill i didn't have time to set an appointment tragic shrugging as i laid into the chair and booting up animal crossing she scoffed but after realizing she wasn't going to win she plopped into a chair never going to watch her offspring play some pac-man about 30 minutes later they were done with frosty and i was called to get the paperwork and what have you the best part was before getting my keys i got to listen to another service rep tell her it was going to be a two hour wait time as they were fully booked for the day and all of their appointments were showing up i know it's not that interesting but meeting these people in the wild makes me lose whatever little faith i had in humanity all right guys that's where i'm gonna end today's video i really do hope you enjoyed it and maybe even learned something that you didn't know before if you haven't already please do feel free to click that like button as it really does help me in the youtube algorithm and if you haven't already and you love today's video please feel free to subscribe i would love it a lot also big big big shout out to all my patreon members and channel subscribers you guys are all up in the screen right now i love you i love your faces also i love seeing you guys all chatting down below in the comments it brightens my day to see the stories 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Channel: Markee

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Length: 28min 10sec (1690 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 27 2020