I Did A DNA Test... (I Guess Im Cancelled Now)

[Music] [Applause] [Music] how's it going bros it's me [Music] welcome hey this [ __ ] sucks all right a couple weeks ago i did a dna test that's right and i finally got the results in my email so i thought that's a moderately fun video to do yeah let's share my dna with the world that's a good idea why am i losing my voice is this working in my favor am i like saikuna right now um anyway uh neanderthal what the [ __ ] is this why do i have a neanderthal report hey felix you have more neanderthal dna than 10 of other customers what a weird way to phrase it you mean i have less neanderthal dna than 90 of customers why am i losing my voice help me yeah that's good that means i'm not a bugaboo brain that's you i'm pointing at you guys let's go this face rig is so [ __ ] [ __ ] someone make me a good one please well what i want to see is my ancestry here we go here we go here we go oh what 100 scandinavian what is that what does that mean can i celebrate this or not will i get cancelled i can't tell [ __ ] can i reply this is a dangerous game i'm playing here i mean yeah hell yeah i'm scandinavian my dad did one of these and he got like eight percent fin finish or something so i guess that means i have four percent finished dna which you know sucks obviously scandinavian hundred percent in the last 200 years your ancestors may have lived in the following locations yeah that's where i grew up what the [ __ ] how is it so accurate no no no oh god this is why i'm losing my voice because i'm screaming like an idiot no norway i have no way in me oh wait wait wait wait wait wait didn't didn't the vikings actually come from norway so that means i actually have viking the yeah let's go this is what i'm talking about okay i'm not from iceland uh fair enough that's a shame i like iceland i would be okay with that at least i'm not finland like my dad cringe all right cool i had a hinting suspicion that this was the case but now it's confirmed uh get to know my relatives they are 200 more likely to feel jittery after drinking caffeine well good thing i drink g fuel 98 of your relatives have british and irish ancestry yeah because we came and with the with the sextants didn't we what is it what does all this mean what do i click on what do you and northern european men have in common be a huge penis perhaps does anyone give a [ __ ] about this what is this all right let's check my health how am i doing i have a chance of celiac disease which is an autoimmune condition the consumption of gluten can result in damage to the small intestine oh cool wellness alcohol flush reaction unlikely to fresh that's true i don't flush caffeine consumption likely to consume more cheese mate have some g fuel deep sleep less likely to be a deep sleeper this is so untrue i'm a very heavy sleeper genetic weight predisposed to weight less than average see this is really interesting a lot of people i i didn't realize this is part of your dna your disposed weight i mean obviously a lot of this is true and a lot of it isn't but i didn't realize just how much that is a factor lactose intolerance likely tolerant let's go i told you i'm the most tolerant youtuber muscle composition common in elite power athlete ah [ __ ] this sucks what does this mean it means i know i'm a sprinter body it's so lame dude studies have found that almost all elite power athlete yeah sprinters yeah [ __ ] sprinter i don't want to be a sprinter i want muscles [ __ ] is this this sucks dude dna sucks okay let's check my traits oh god bald spot oh god seventy percent chance do not have a bald spot let's go look at my face do you see any bald spots no no you do not yeah back hair oh [Music] 72 chance you have little or no back hair oh hell yeah i like those odds i like those odds cheek dimples 50 50. i don't have cheap dimples cute genetic lottery dandruff 73 you had dandruff this is fake fake new no no no what the is a cleft oh butchen 77 percent you do not have a cleft chin well i have a cleft chin and i love my cleft chin we call it butt cheek i won the lottery on that one baby [ __ ] yeah look at my cleft oh wait you can't see it i mean you can't see it ear wax 90 chance to have wet uh what whoa whoa early hair loss okay oh god 74 chance you will not experience hair loss and thinning before yeah thank you genetic lottery that's what i'm [ __ ] talking about i'm gonna keep my hair biggest [ __ ] yeah 50 chance of blue eyes well i won that one didn't i freckles yeah i do get some freckles actually but only when the sun comes out yeah 78 chance you experience hair photo bleaching oh my god so i would always be made fun of in school because everyone's like oh you blood you bleach your hair i'm like no it just gets really bright in the sun and no one ever believes me but now i have concrete proof this face rig sucks just let's skip this let's just do it like this yeah for some people frequent sun exposure can line your hair color yeah it's a thing i don't dye my hair i mean i did one okay whatever hair texture i had a chance of slightly wavy hair and i lost it god damn it i had little or no hair at birth well i don't care about that red hair yeah yeah let's go let's go i like those odds skin pigmentation uh let's just skip that and then skip that one now it's not that's not important i i see all colors unibrow what the hell 57 cents do not have a no no no no no no yeah i don't have a widow's peak i wouldn't mind one i think it looks good when you bust cut your hair here you can have a longer big toe eew taste and smell i prefer salty oh my god that's in my dna that's so well i mean yeah that makes sense i guess ice cream flavor preference 50 chance of preferring vanilla or chocolate well i prefer chocolate this this you're saying nothing here cilantro i have a higher odds of disliking cilantro what is cilantro oh my god i can hate coriander it's in my dna holy [ __ ] bitter taste life we can't taste yeah weird and wonderful ability to match musical pitch less likely fear of heights that's in dna less likely to be afraid of heights yeah i'm not really scared of heights this is pretty humbling because usually when people scare their heights as someone who isn't it's kind of hard to understand like why would you be that but if it's if it's in people's dna you know that kind of changes your uh perception of it hair thickness less likely to have thick hair no i have extremely thick hair so a lot of this this is [ __ ] especially this one holy [ __ ] mosquito bite frequency likely bitten as often as others i i don't get bitten at all it never happens ever so this is all [ __ ] i get extremely motion sick and i wake up at five zero eight zero nine what the hell are they just comparing other people with similar dna who filled in a form or something what does this mean i mean you're 100 right but cute so what's my carrier status okay i'm not carrying any diseases feels good good to know 100 scandinavian well it's been real guys it's been real to do this channel i just realized i'm not allowed to exist anymore it's good to know that my great-grandma didn't sleep around you know not that there would be anything wrong with that of course it's just good to know what the so weird i don't know why i'm sharing this but yeah that was fun let me put back my avatar and maybe it works oh god no don't look at me here i am uh thank you for watching this video if you enjoyed subscribe for more uh coco melon diss track coming very soon so make sure to subscribe and i'll see you guys in the next video bye bye

Channel: PewDiePie

Views: 4,190,939

Rating: 4.9304037 out of 5

Keywords: SATIRE

Id: sLJ9my42vR4

Length: 9min 55sec (595 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 25 2021

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He basically stated that hes losing his voice like sykkuno