I decided to speedrun Duck Life 3 and saw things I will never unsee

so today we're going to be speed running through duck life 3 which i feel like is going to be a pretty good game because i mean just look at these abominations the story line is a farmer invented genetically modified ducks and i don't know how this is okay but i guess we might as well use them for racing so we get to choose what kind of duck we want to use and for this one i'm going to choose the athletic type that just because it's stats are pretty good and at the end i think it looks the weirdest so of course i'm going to pick that one so in this game there are three different leagues we start an amateur go to professional so we can start our timer right here and then first of all it's time to go to the running training the running training's pretty similar to the other ones but they did make a couple of improvements first of all there are different kinds of balls like that one that came from the top and as you go faster the balls get bouncier and bouncier they're also tennis balls like that one which this is a really awkward position i don't know how i made it out of that and another really nice thing is if you jump on a ball and hit the top of it then you won't die originally in duck life that would just kill you which made this game a lot harder than it needed to be so honestly i really like the changes they made to the running section okay come on i don't know how i'm doing this okay i'm like what is going on duck you got this just keep going come on if i can get a really good run to start out with this is gonna be a very good duck life run much better than i thought okay well eventually we did get hit but that was a pretty good run i'd say we only have to get up to 31 running on this first section which is a nice thing about choosing the athletic duck because running is definitely one of the things that takes the longest amount of time so i don't know the exact point value i need i think we're just gonna go until i die and hope it's around them better to have more experience than less experience especially in a game as intense as duck life and we made it to 30 when we needed 31. it even says in the notes that 30 can work but you probably shouldn't do it because it can also just make you lose there's a little bit of rng incorporated with 30 but this should be good now we can go on to training and now it's time for flying flying they changed a little bit because now they added these purple pellets which basically will speed you up in the air one starting thing is you can always get one right there as long as you're holding up right at the beginning you're always going to get a first purple pellet and then the other ones are kind of just randomly scattered throughout i'm definitely happy that they added those because it makes this game a little bit more dynamic and a little bit more fun especially because for this mini game we have to get up to 50 so might as well make it a tiny bit faster honestly there's not much more i can add to the flying now it's pretty much just like the flying in the other games but like all the other mini games as you go up in leagues it does become a little bit different so i'm excited for that okay with one more flight we should be good and then we can move on to climbing all right level 50 nice and easy now we can get on to climbing which is definitely my favorite mini game to do but it's also the hardest one in my opinion it starts out nice and easy like this but don't worry it's gonna get a lot faster i'd say the hardest thing about it is it's just a lot of rng and sometimes it feels like you can't really react to it and you kind of just got unlucky which hey i guess i'm speedrunning duck life so what else am i asking for around this point is when you really have to start concentrating up and losing the run i guess we want to use the least amount of cycles as possible because every time we have to do another cycle it slows us down a bit okay duck wow my guy is really going we're not getting the greatest rng in the world but for some reason it's working right now as you do more and more climbing you kind of get used to how the layout works it's not completely random it's just mostly random okay i only need to go up this a little bit more and that was embarrassing that i tried to make that jump but we should be good here i believe and then the final one we have to do is swimming swimming i'm going to be honest they really haven't changed at all from the other games except they added this stock so you know that's a nice guy he's just swimming against us hey look there's another one how you doing dude and this is the one out of all of them that you want to one cycle the most if you can one cycle the swimming then it speeds up your run so much i'm probably not gonna get the one cycle but at the very least i'm gonna try to go as far as possible i wish there was more to say about swimming but that's pretty much it you guys have already seen me do this two times in two different videos except what just happened to my duck and that was also a little embarrassing for just losing all that time but whatever we're gonna keep going with the run it hasn't been too bad yet i always think you can jump over those sailboats and i always end up dying because of it i believe to get to level 50 on this one you need a total of 50k so if we could get a nice and long run at least the 30k on this one will be set in a very good position oh and it's starting to do that stuff gotta love the glitch and duck life where it just gives you like an extra jump against your will those are interesting okay this has been a really good run why couldn't this have been my first cycle why did this have to be my second cycle and okay the game is like destroying me whatever we're up to 44 we all need a little bit more once you get fast enough you really lose control of just everything what we'll say there is good now we can go ahead eat some nice seed and we have to get our energy level up to level 18. it's kind of funny that you only need to get that up to level 18 for the entire run hey it is what it is and time for the race this is kind of just sad for the other ducks i mean it isn't extremely sad but yeah good try guys but how these races work is there are three races in the quarterfinals and three races in the finals and then of course there are three different leagues so a total of 18 different races for this entire segment and i mean most of them aren't really going to be a trouble we already know what values we have to get our levels up to so yeah we kind of just decimate the competition they can try their best though i applaud them for it it's just not really gonna work out now we have at least some better competition it's just still not even really that bad i mean these guys are kind of keeping track with me it isn't the worst thing i've ever seen but these definitely are some sad races i mean you just know your ducks gonna win and the other ducks can try but at least it's not super sad races like it is a duck life too all right come on little duck you can do it i'm really not too worried this is actually an interesting race because the purple guy does get ahead of us but then he forgets he's really slow on everything else so we can just get right back up there okay he's actually pretty good at climbing too yellow duck you gotta hurry up a tiny bit all right man i think we're gonna be oh yeah we're okay for a second i was worried maybe okay i'm a little bit more worried now i think we win this on the swimming though yeah okay i don't even know why i was worried at all anyway now we evolve into that abomination time to train so for these trainings we get shot out of a cannon and now we're going in between buildings you'll see that they added something where you have to go in between two buildings and of course we're only gonna fly as far as we need to once we start slowing down it's just time to dive bomb into the city i wonder if people are just hanging out in the city and then they just see this gigantic bird dive bomb onto the cement oh god that would be a scary sight especially if you don't know about the bird mutation which i'm not sure if it's government regulated i feel like this is definitely not legal to make your duck look like this but hey who cares about morality when you can win duck races we should be good on flying now we have to get to running unfortunately for okay i don't want to go to the races what was that but unfortunately for this one we actually have to get up to level 100 on running but you can see they changed the running a lot i mean i guess not too much but they added some stuff and i guess they also added my dad now they have cliffs so i mean that's pretty cool and okay can i please just do a right run this is probably the most cursed image i've ever seen my duck just waddling by this guy is seriously something you see in your nightmares i don't know what the people in the city are thinking right now and i hate these bouncing balls they literally keep going in the worst directions i never know if i should jump or stay under them usually it's safe to stay under them but for some reason they just keep destroying me when i try to do that there we go come on duck you got this just go a little bit farther and there we go we made it to level 100 and accidentally restarted that was kind of awkward okay now we got climbing which now we're climbing in between building for this one we only have to get up to around 90 climbing but this climbing's a lot more awkward because of all the obstacles and things like that and something else that's awkward is just how our duck is climbing in general this is such a cursed image but i guess that's what this game is so for these climbing sections i just try to go as far as possible i mean it's the same thing as always but then you get rng like that and it ruins that entire climbing section hooray i really am curious if like the best duck life players can just deal with that and not even worry about it like i'd say i'm a pretty moderate duck life player at this game i've got him pretty good at these games okay whoa i almost was able to save my own mistake and then everything else happened i am happy that we don't have to go all the way on climbing because like i've said before climbing is definitely the one that takes the longest out of the bunch which i don't completely mind because it is my favorite but i do mind because i mean i'm trying to do a speed run here come on bud you got this just go enough to get up to level 90. that's all i need 88 that's a little bit too low dude oh my god how are we surviving this i am almost off the screen but there we go that is good enough we can finish out with swimming and then get done with this little area for the last swimming we do want to get up to level 100 so that is kind of unfortunate especially when i hit those spikes because i just didn't press down soon enough at least we get to see this cursed imagery of this guy paddling his legs i don't even know if i can call this a duck anymore it just looks like a green person with a beak yeah swimming changes a little bit differently as you can see they add a couple more obstacles and of course i get the glitch to take me out right there but like i said it's not too different there's a little bit of changes but just wait until we get to the final swimming section you have to wonder did someone set this up as a training thing or are there just a bunch of boats spikes in like submarines all around the place but you get to see the other abominations of birds at least a little bit they're a little bit clumped up now but we'll be able to see their distinctive features in a bit and yeah it's the quarterfinals so it's kind of just a sad race it's kind of funny how you can just upgrade your duck as much as you want and then these quarterfinals are just a breeze i mean i kind of feel bad for the other birds but it's kind of hilarious how badly they're losing so you know whatever it is what it is are they even gonna finish this race come on man you got this are you the only wh where are the other two and now we get to actually see the beauty of all the other birds you can see there's a strength one there's the flight one and there's the swimming one and they all have their own different distinct colors i mean it's kind of cool how they did this game they did make it a lot more cursed but i mean at the very least it's kind of visually appealing okay i'm not sure if i would say visually appealing it's visually different i can give it that and this strength guy is really trying to catch up to us too bad he doesn't realize that i'm just better than him so sorry about that man okay well that was the races for those we're gonna evolve one more time and we become the chad and now we're on to our last few missions so the flight has become a little different because now they have the ones you have to go in between and the ones you have to avoid so they kind of just combine the other two flights together to make it its own thing i guess which makes it a pretty interesting challenge because you actually have to pay attention to the symbols you used to be able to just ignore them but now you have to make sure that you're actually doing the right way look at my bird trying to flap his wings though it just looks so awkward am i the only one thinking this am i the only one thinking his long slender body doesn't fit with his tiny wings he has maybe i'm just crazy and don't understand duck evolution but you know it's just kind of an interesting tidbit but there we go flying is done we can go on to running and they really decide to change around running so instead of things coming at you now you're just running so fast and things are just stationary so you can see we have to jump over everything if we hit anything we die so like that ball they're just sitting there they're not even rolling towards me anymore i've just gone so fast that i will brutally injure myself if i even hit a thing that's standing still okay well that was a pretty good run that wasn't the worst in the world and for this one we want to get up to 146 at least okay we are going so fast when i get to this point i kind of just can't even pay attention to my bird anymore i have to look at the other half of the screen just so i can be able to react because this running section gets just so much faster i enjoy it a lot more than the other ones though also the scenery in this game is really nice i mean it's kind of just the same couple trees repeated over and over again but they look pretty nice i guess i get so scared when we get up to this point because it's like you have no time to react you just have to hope you press jump at the right time and we barely don't have the amount of levels we need we'll do one more run and i think we should be good with that i'll just try to go as far as i can okay come on what 149 is good we can go on to training and now it's time for climbing where our incentive for climbing now is there is a pit of lava that is chasing after us yeah this used to just be a fun climbing game where you know you had to climb a certain amount now if we fail at climbing we die you're also able to move up and down now instead of just having to go left and right which i don't really know why they added because what i do is i just constantly hold up but i mean if you want to get closer to the lava you can move down but i don't see why you'd want to do that i'm not gonna lie this bird has way more curves than i do i would not want to train in these conditions but i guess that's why i'm also not the world champion at being a doc so i can't really say anything in total but what's okay i don't know how i survived that i made so many mistakes in that little short amount of time it was bad if i keep going with this we might be able to get a pretty good time okay dude let's go oh you your feet were in there his feet were in the lava right there that was terrifying the nice thing about this climbing section also is we only need to get up to 138 climbing is the hardest one to increase at so definitely a good thing when we have to do less and i am literally getting burned alive but for some reason my bird is surviving oh my nerves are like coming out so hard right now i just want my bird to go faster but everything is keeps going wrong and i feel like we should just give up at some point i guess we'll stop there 136 uh we need 138 you're kidding me this is kind of a sad climbing section now i'm gonna go up a bit i don't know how much we really have to i might be losing time as we speak but right there should be good 141 and now we can finish off with the swimming which yeah as i said it's changed a lot this is like the biggest change i think they made to this game at all everything else you know it was different but it was the same general concept this is just a completely different swimming section i guess my duck has also grown gills or something because he just doesn't need to breathe this section is interesting because you can only go up in it other than that there's like a really strong force that pulls you down and it kind of feels uncomfortable i think it might have been better if they let you go up and down instead of having the force that makes you go down but i mean it works out i guess and we're actually getting a pretty good run right now but of course when i say that this is the time when i'm gonna die so why do i keep mentioning when i'm doing well well it doesn't matter because we still keep going okay i'm really impressed with myself right now the nice thing about this is the speed doesn't increase at all we kind of just swim at five miles per hour and keep going i don't even know if you can call this swimming it's more of just like tactically floating also i haven't mentioned it lately but how cursed is this image of this duck look at his feet why does the duck have feet like that dude come on i don't mean to shame this poor duck but i guess that's exactly what i'm doing i don't know again when i need to end this i guess we'll try here and we made it to 150 that's actually a really good thing i did i think we might be able to get the sub 40 minutes when i came into this run i was not expecting something that fast at all so i'd be really happy with that and you can see the other ducks you know it's quarterfinals they're trying their best it's not gonna work out for them also your camera just goes up and down at the end of every single race for some reason we're gonna see it at the end of this race too which is just an interesting feature okay ducks why are you even trying why are the other ducks even trying in this race this just isn't fair but you can see why does the camera do that what is causing that and then of course we have our final quarter final race which we start out with flying so it isn't too bad for the other ducks just yet but then we get to the running section and goodbye nice meeting you this is kind of an awkward situation that's happened and i'm just gonna fly my way to the end and hopefully you guys will come by okay they weren't too bad they weren't too slow that time now we can move on to the final races which zooms you out a lot which is pretty interesting and these ones are actually pretty good i mean we completely what was that that was so uh i did not even recognize that was the animation before he did not know that was coming up um i'm just gonna try to blur whatever that was from my memory now because i don't think i ever want to see it also that was a very close one but it doesn't really matter we won anyway i'm still caught up about that mission of how that happened okay whatever we're just gonna try to ignore my nightmares and whatever feelings that might cause and instead we're just gonna win this entire race say goodbye to the other people i guess they're trying their best but yeah it really isn't even a competition but finally because we won the finals we get to the place where it actually is a competition where that happens and now we have to fight an army of domos so you can see this game is kind of dated but we have to shoot these domos otherwise they're gonna slow us down and yeah this is the game i'm playing right now i bet you weren't expecting that i almost missed that domo i almost didn't shoot him to death and that would have been really bad but if we don't hit a single one of these domos then we're pretty much just gonna lose the race because for some reason the other guy doesn't get hurt by it and yeah i have no idea why they decided to add this part in particular in but i mean it works out we won the race and that is our time we now get to stand on a pile of this guy and all these domos oh god this is a terrifying image but if we look down the leaderboard we can see we're now tied for 22nd place so honestly not the worst time in 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Channel: EazySpeezy

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Rating: 4.9433265 out of 5

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Id: 4AMUzQLGYRU

Length: 17min 36sec (1056 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 01 2021