I speedrun gaining internet fame in the most immoral ways possible

so today we're speed running through youtubers life and you might be asking why are you choosing to speedrun through this game out of all games i mean just look at it it's fortnite ninja well the reason behind that is because i don't really know what's going on in my life anymore i anyway we're speedwriting this today before we get into the actual speed run this is youtuber life you know you make videos on different games you choose what's popular right now make game plays things like that and because the only way to make it in this world is clickbait that's exactly what we're going to use technoboyd said what and basically what we're trying to do is make all of these points go up the most amount so like right here we can choose what type of comment if we do something funny that will give us times two if we do something that has this camera or whatever that's supposed to be that'll give us plus two like we can do that instead of this just giving us one point it gives us three you know it just does stuff like that here we can do a funny comment and we're just trying to make the most well produced video possible also yes both my mom and my friend are behind me just kind of awkwardly in this video right now also why did i do a front whatever i guess this isn't the speed run then we can put this stuff together we want these things to match and wow this actually came out to be a really good video and then we render it that's youtuber life pretty much but at the same time we have to worry about our needs like eating and sleeping our mom who wants us to study for some reason she doesn't really approve on me just deciding to go full youtuber which is kind of annoying so i have to do things like study i have to work i have to eat it's a lot to do i don't really want to do that but i'm a great son so it is what it is the person that they just automatically gave me is already kind of a gamer i might stick with this guy i'm gonna make his mustache yellow i think that's kind of sick give him the i just love the goat is this not someone you would subscribe to i'd subscribe to this man it did heartbeat now we can start a speedrun as soon as we hit right there we just go through all this stuff i am gonna name my channel gotta get those clicks if we become technoblade before technoblade becomes technoblade what's he gonna do so we're gonna skip the tutorial because we don't really care about that instead we're gonna go right into our gaming sessions so we start out with just one game we can make a gameplay commentary on it i'm gonna have to use the terrible equipment that i have but whatever and we can name this id irl you know you only have to use clickbait titles because using unclickbait titles probably just isn't the best way to succeed in life at least that's what i'm guessing okay which one do i want first whatever we'll have those in a kind of good direction looks like a good video to me that's gonna upload pretty quickly because it doesn't really have much ass to do and then we can go choose another game and we're basically going to be using the same game i am held captive please help you can't just not click on a video where someone's saying they're being held captive that just makes you a bad person funny critique we'll have that go up a bit boom we're gonna edit those together looks like a good enough video and this one's gonna take a little bit longer to publish which is kind of annoying so what we're gonna do right now is we're gonna sleep we're gonna eat some and you know actually do the stuff we have to do kind of sad i'd rather just make videos all day but we actually have to study and go to school because our mom wants us to like come on mom you should know i am a gamer through and through time to buy some games we're gonna buy these two because they look like pretty interesting games and now we can wait a second longer for that there we go we can open our games i'm gonna keep reading that to get my money up i'm not really sure why people just give me money they just kind of do and i don't really understand it but it happens people like text me things and they're like oh you want this money and i mean i'll take it also we didn't put a clickbait title on this oh no this is gonna be an unsuccessful video we did not need more green that was a bad idea i guess we'll do a funny critique this video didn't turn out to be the worst does changing the title matter no but it matters in my mind because i just want to be an epic youtuber okay so i'm gonna go here i guess we'll study a little bit more because my mom who doesn't understand me and my dreams makes me study i kind of don't understand why she has to be like that but i guess you know mom's gonna be moms and why actually care about our basic human amenities because those are kind of important too oh my god our last video did really well it got like all likes i'm kind of surprised about that one okay we're gonna go right here we have a good enough stuff mom i've been studying a fair amount okay i don't need this trash from you anymore oh she actually likes me she's actually happy with the amount i've studied i'm kind of surprised about that i don't really want you to like what i'm doing mom my mom is dumb police government help what's more important internet fame or our mom probably internet fame in this scenario okay we'll do a funny comment right here so we can get that extra funny up i will also upgrade my impressions so we can do some first impression type content apology mom isn't bad maybe that is a beautiful title right there look my mom she'll be okay with a little bit of hate she might get out of that video whatever it happens to the best of us we'll go like that oh that's a perfect video i'm waiting for someone to gift me a game but they're not doing it so i'm gonna go work i guess and i guess we can study there's our gift keep reading i guess give me money i don't know i don't know why people just randomly give me money on my phone it doesn't really make sense to me first impressions on league of giants absolute banger of a video this is gonna be league of legends killed my dog lying cheating and stealing is the best way to gain internet fame remember boom gang you know the guy who went around and just did terrible things and got internet famous that's what we're going for okay i'm gonna go here and i'm going to go shopping so we can get some more games these ones aren't the most like popular ones right now which is kind of annoying we'll go and study i guess so our mom doesn't hate us and this one girl's back yeah i'm just not gonna talk to her dreams face leaked that is a brilliant title that is oh my that is a good title right there kamikaze hamster perfect video to do it on we could do both a dream face leak and a corpse husband face like oh yes dream face leak elac okay i don't even know why i regretted it you browse the internet fix it i guess i don't know i don't know what's the best thing to do mom shut up mom i don't have time to worry about whatever you want like studying studying is for nerds i don't have time for that kind of stuff this video did terribly people didn't like my clickbait no why do people not like clickbait i thought everybody loved clickbait maybe a corpse husband face like will be better corpse face leak purple does not want to go up right now and then we can do a i guess funny critique we have to do that my allies betrayed me i don't know what this has to do with corpse husband but whatever i guess that's my whole channel though it's just clickbait complete clickbait not even like having to do with anything about the topic it's just absolute complete clickbait oh no my pc oh no i have to repair it this is the most annoying part because you have to wait for this guy like dude get out of my room i'm trying to play some fortnite hey let me upgrade that blah blah blah i'm not actually gonna upgrade it because i don't care oh i hate this game it's trying to make me do stuff that i don't feel like doing new gaming video i'm gonna use my same terrible stuff and no one's gonna stop me okay and chat i saw someone say this dream equals corpse boom 2 million views right there easy funny comment seems like an okay spot there that's good enough i guess publish that come on willy keep the videos coming we'll get some more subscribers out of that i need to sleep oh everybody loves willy especially this person who has been sitting in my room for the past three days they haven't even left dream kills corpse on the dream smp that is a good title right there okay i'm gonna upgrade this go right here um these are both on the up and up so that looks good we'll take a nap we should probably study a bit so our mom doesn't hate us and then we can make a nice video everybody is hating my videos right now i think they're pretty good i do not think my videos are bad league of giants is on an all-time high right now technoblade kills corpse in dream smp that's what that read right technical comment i guess because we don't want to lose any on the funniness we really need to be funny here chap funny critique perfect literally the perfect spot to put a funny critique let's go maybe click bait isn't the answer okay now you're just saying it completely wrong oh that is not a perfect video but that's okay we'll publish that go to work my mom is mad at me mom i don't care i'm gonna just keep gaming i don't have time for anything other than gaming oh i literally only believe in gaming okay i guess we will study though and we will go to work we'll do some other things while we're waiting for our video to render you know i guess there are some points when you can do other stuff other than gaming but you really shouldn't oh my god look at that video it's doing universally well chat let's go come on i need to sleep and eat i don't care i don't have time for that okay i also have to resume this formal greeting perfect maybe i should have went for funniness this is not a good one the only one i can do there is advice our video is literally not funny at all we're actually gonna have to add some edits in this oh no color score there we go slightly better now publish that go right here we'll take another nap oh this is the most stressful thing i've ever done in my life how is this game so stressful and why are these games doing so well i kill tech no blight wait am i tactile bladers technoblade technoblade in this universe i'm actually not too sure at this point i will go work for a bit okay we should probably study a bit because our mom's gonna hate us if we don't study and then we can record our video oh this is the most stressful speed run of all time i just kind of post things and they sometimes work out and sometimes don't like i'll put a murderous look there i guess that's a good idea i don't know i don't know what this video is about anymore this is the real life youtube life you just don't know what's going on that woman appeared was your mother of course sure what's wrong with being a mama's boy i'm pretty sure i'm still in like high school or something okay i have a good idea for my next video minecraft manhunt 2 because if minecraft manhunt is so good why is there no minecraft manhunt 2 tell me that chat this is really a struggle why can't i not just play video game make million no i should have done funny critique no i choke i'm choking so bad i guess that's okay for the purple um and we'll do a funny comment to end this not my greatest video we're gonna have to actually use edits for this mom please don't hate me oh she gave me a hug let's go hug skip boys i have to study a bit for my upcoming tests okay we have to go through an old classic boom all right you have to think about it this way this video i'm making this is back in the day this is back when pewdiepie was really popping off so i think a pewdiepie exposed video it can actually do wonders to our career we'll do a funny comment there and that'll be okay i guess oh god what's going on blah blah blah blah blah no blop okay oh god i don't know what just happened i don't know what i was doing i have a broken pc no why am i happy okay now we have glibness let's go chat goodness is always a good thing i'm gonna go study what i have to eat i shouldn't be studying i should be eating i'm dying and i need to sleep oh god what i get oh i have to go into my smartphone oh my mom's actually happy i got a b how have i not eaten yet i thought i ate chat everything is distracting me these people won't let me just game come on dude hurry up your eating cycle we only have 5 000 subscribers we gotta hurry this up but too short can the next one be a bit longer sure i'll get more subscribers if it is so i'll lie like i will right here my apology plus sponsorship boom this is literally such a stressful speed run i'm not even gonna lie this is hard okay i'm pretty sure we don't have to work anymore should i go shopping for a new thing mom i don't care about class you should know this i've literally never cared about anything but myself counter streak is at an all-time high first impressions easy banned from minecraft monday easy all right if technoblade ever sees this video chat all right check the blade i'm sorry we're so close i'll eat a bit we'll have that done we are getting so close i think we work here we can uh wash cars so we can make time go faster we could get the sub 30. i think we can get the sub 30 minute i'm gonna make my next video it's gonna be another one on counter streak because everybody loves this kill youtuber minecraft monday boom that's a beautiful title right there all happy faces on my last video too it's time to win chat i will be happy with the sub 30. murderous look i'm fine with being a murderous person that's my character i guess everybody hates this video it's just a depressing video at this point we're gonna have to give it some color so people don't find it too unfunny okay and at this point i'm pretty sure all we do is work so we can make things go by much faster okay maybe we're not gonna get enough subscribers out of that oh this is this is stressful all that has a ton of popularity is counter streak right now naked woman there we go that's what i like to see um i should eat and sleep really quick oh wait i already have a video in the uh in the hecking thing i need to stop making mistakes there are no more mistakes that i can make funny critique perfect spot to put it in probably why are you still in my room you've been here for so long i haven't even talked to you once is there something wrong with you like why why are you here okay we are so close i don't even know if i'm gonna make my pc at this point i'm just gonna go work and hope that we have enough because we are so close to the sub 30 it is possible we're just gonna work over and over again just give me the views i need mom i don't care about you i'm too busy i'm a working man she can't punish me if i'm never here if i never come back how is she supposed to punish me these videos need to hurry up and be done i need my millions of subscribers show result so close yes let's go saying i'll pass on that gave me the time i don't know how that just worked out what why did that give me more subscribers from saying i'll pass i'm not gonna lie i don't even know what happened with the speed run it was kind of just an emotional blur anyway let's see where we are on the leaderboards very last place i'm not playing this again

Channel: EazySpeezy

Views: 1,655,764

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Id: vkiPPZ6lJzM

Length: 13min 36sec (816 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 17 2021