I completed this game in the worst possible way

hey there friends how's it going my name is kevin and you know what i'm 26 years old it is really time that i just focus on myself settle down and start a family which is why we're going to be playing family man because nothing do in real life here we go okay well there's my significant other oh oh god i hope he doesn't see me oh god it's the kid run run i'll just be in the basement with my rats just smashing rats oh what does your dad do as a hobby mine is into woodworking he usually just smashes rats in the basement i owe him 370 oh my god all right give me a hitman mission jesus christ murder river harrington i'm on it don't even give me a reason all right it's just valuable time i could use to make money oh there's that cop at the cannibal from last time yeah if you missed last time um don't worry about it it's not born just no um family man is uh is not such a good dude oh look at that she's freaking in the river already oh with a name like river i guess where else would she be wait the cop is catching me now stop right there criminal scum he's putting me in jail for an hour the river's getting away i like how he just arrested me through the bridge as well it was for his own protection i'm gonna snitch on him he's a cannibal i really thought we were bros i thought i could just murder someone in front of him and he wouldn't mind all right now that i've been in prison for a whole hour i'm gonna go try and kill her again all right good she's hanging out in back alleys this time did you change your name to a back alley harrington or more rotten pizza for my kid who didn't work out with sally oh yeah that's because you murdered her last episode oh my god but now i have my eye on a new girl as long as it's not me dude anything else is fine the atm will give you 20 bucks every day no questions asked that really isn't going to make a difference i'm letting him get away with murder for 20 bucks a day this is such a bad deal oh great it's the influencer i [ __ ] love influencers they're just they're great you need a makeover but not just any makeover i need everything for free [ __ ] influencers expecting everything for free i i got this key for free by the way i should mention that perform surgery for stuff oh second oh yeah no problem at all i've done a lot of like painting like painting houses and stuff it can't be that different can it let's go to the surgery why is she asking me a random person on the beach to do surgery for her god influencers are stupid bottom of the barrel scum imagine a world without influencers work at the surgery job for three hours oh my god i need money yes go do it this is the surgery job use the blood banks and the funnel to keep the patient alive she's looking at me she's like wait a second i think i know you i've seen your surgeon simulator video are we performing higher low risk like i think she's already dead high risk please i'm all about high risk and low reward wait no that's right high risk low reward okay nurse hand me the mop we need to clean her down before we get started and we'll just put this on here great doctor oh my god what are these parts i left school i don't know what's happening the the larynx the larynx it sounds like a [ __ ] theodoran i don't know get rid of the deodorant please why are you asking me this you clearly know more than me all right so we gave her a peg leg which just looks lovely i mean i'm i might be biased because i'm dating a pirate so i i don't know all right there we go phantom of the opera the pirate phantom of the seas what the hell is a reverse actor and follow your hair follow your head follow your head she's gonna die isn't she well not before i give her this lizard arm the operation was a success just so the day in the office he says for dr drake ramore oh i like that reference what do you think friends do you like that reference friends it's a friend's reference i like explaining jokes and references because that makes them a lot more funny the joke there is that explaining them isn't funny actually but that's the joke i was making you have paid up today yeah i know get lost my thoughts exactly wait she's already down at the beach wait a minute she wasn't supposed to be walking on that peg leg for two days you're putting too much strain on it i didn't even varnish it yet there's all sand all over it you're getting it moist your leg is going to swell up wait a second what hang on i just did surgery on you yeah that wasn't me it's it's a rival yeah that was lucy i should have known i should have known you [ __ ] tricked me you're crazy like all influencers you all suck oh my god look at her she's beautiful you performed surgery and turned me into this she's just standing there at the question mark overhead like just playing a dumb her mouth's hanging open i can't believe you made me part of this i like how my guy's saying that even though we have done things 10 times worse than this i think really you knew didn't you yes of course i'm always one step ahead i feel like i'm actually like 12 days behind in most situations achieving unlocked envy the only person i envy is that lady i want a peg leg that would be cool the politician's like please please clap i'm still short five bucks can someone give me five bucks i really need five dollars no mugger alice you're gonna give me money i don't want to talk to you what about you can you give me money please it's mama she needs some pills from the pharmacy health game low dosage 50 bucks pop the meds in our moonshine okay that seems dangerous like honestly most of these drugs shouldn't be mixed with alcohol i remember after my car accident and i i looked at my medication like maybe i can take a drink or two while i'm on all these meds and then i looked at some of them and it was like oh may cause drowsiness may increase the the effects of alcohol and then the last one was just may cause death it's like all right you know what i don't think i need a drink today all right what does she want i can't remember a small healthy game was it small it was small yeah yeah give me small wait did i have to pay for this can i just can i just leave off effects dude i really appreciate you're doing what you got to do but i i don't have time to get mugged right now i'm very busy look at all these other civilians like you keep picking on me but all these other civilians literally they don't even put up a fight you can just beat on anyone you want and if you get caught you get put in a police station for like an hour and that's it and kyle's keg or mama's glass i'm gonna put it in his cake there we go i don't know if i should have done that actually maybe that's not going to hurt i just put it in front of him oh well oh that's another achievement unlock sloth i'm getting all these seven deadly sins it's great i'm a bit of a completionist you know i like to do it all god that raccoon's kind of freaking out oh my god maybe he's just nervous being around me i do tend to beat on animals for no reason it's weird though it kind of like went the wrong way usually like serial killers start with animals and then they work to people whereas i started with people and then i started beating on all the wildlife they put up more of a fight you know it feels like more of an accomplishment my family are not happy maybe i could clean the house a bit or something because they do really want the place cleaned up they're a bit pissed off right now i love my mopping i'll do some mopping [ __ ] love mopping i don't know how the place gets so [ __ ] dirty though maybe patchy is going down to the [ __ ] beach as well does he have a peg leg or not not yet maybe i should give him two peg legs then he'll probably track in less dirt it's bedtime sonny want to see my new gun he's just staring at me like the looking terror in his eyes yeah just keeps sneaking up on me and doing that one day i'm going to jump around and shoot you in the face by accident accident hmm oh oh god sorry i'm getting used to this new smartphone thing before that final day 20 boss wants to meet you in this office it's in the mountains oh fantastic well we must be get be there by midnight or we'll kill you okay that seems unnecessary i've worked with you for like two weeks now this is day 19. so oh tomorrow is the final day of this game we're going to finish the game [ __ ] hell how do you feel about that patchy it doesn't feel at all but it looks video definitely doesn't feel anything for me look at this more mopping to be done i literally mopped last night a mother's work never ends wait oh my god it killed him i told you not to mix those pills with alcohol he was trying to [ __ ] kill his mom was he or maybe he just shouldn't be you know chugging back the medication that i stuck in with his alcohol and he unknowingly drank oh well the circle of life what happened we were just drinking moonshine out in the yard he took a big glock from the cake next thing i know he's got it just dot dot dot well his funeral his justice he would have loved it to be honest knowing him he would have loved half attendance and graffiti all over the church under the giant fact sign it's how he would have wanted to go now i'm really frightened it's been days look he's dead just accept it all right let's go meet my maker how is this gonna go like i've been paying on time every day but uh i've been a pretty nasty person i don't know if they're gonna let me get away with all this okay we finally have a reason to go up here oh is this in the stone cutter's cave but why have the police not stopped this situation it's quite obviously an evil lair i guess he's too busy eating the villagers there's no turning back after this are you sure yeah go ahead i'm ready i'm ready for it what do you want me to do honestly there's nothing too mean or too dark or too horrible oh my god we're gonna blow up the town aren't we we're gonna [ __ ] blow up the town he's got this nice model of the town maybe he just likes making models maybe that's what he wants help with all right let's see what this button does to the village looks like you made your mac on river port they're all miserable look at those clouds spectacular work what is all this who are you this is the worst conversation ever just because of the voices come down the stairs let's get acquainted my god what the hell is this another button haven't figured it out yeah i have but like explain it to me the villagers all had one job what simple really oh god i'm on a live reality show aren't i like you the bad guy there were quite a few of them seems they weren't all successful what no i think they were i did horrible things the ones that failed lost their souls what the hell they belong to me am i in purgatory or something but you're the reason they're here you're responsible so the first round of suffering is on you what the hell is going on deal with the souls light the fires we'll talk again okay who's first on bert it's good to see you buddy this is the guy who i ruined his business so he's guilty of wanting everyone to know who he is so this guy has put him in a cell forever and he's going to be on camera forever all i got to do is put the fuses in i don't know if i have an option of not doing this but i don't really care because i really want to do this come on just let me out i'm going to put myself on camera as well just so everyone can id that it was me behind this who's next oh the guy we just killed i admire kyle's level of laziness cement holder oh yes give me some wet cement oh my god what the hell is that unit of a wheelchair all right cement yeah let's block you in here buddy i really like your new cement shoes they look good on you i'll help mama from now on i swear well you'll have to do it from beyond the grave i still have a bit confused what's going on here oh it's the mayor hello well it's time he was paid in full what does that mean push the button oh it's gonna make it rain with money i i hope it's all coins that would really hurt look i'll give it all to charity no i'd rather suffocate you with it there you go oh it's like one of those machines where you have to grab all the bills except you know it ends with death instead so it's probably better actually i can't hear him no no he's dead okay it was just those three i didn't get the others what about the envy one the the model you know the the one that i did surgery for shouldn't she be here no that wasn't bad enough all right i'll keep going there too oh it's the guy who's been blackmailing me and it's a similar setup to how i killed bobby in the full intro all right i'll let me kill him i'm i'm up for it seemed familiar yeah i i killed bobby like this it was very fun this is nostalgic for bobby right he's like i'm not going to play this game not for bobby even though really it's for me i'm lying please don't why would i care about this guy it's game over for you i know this is gonna end badly for me but you know what i'm gonna enjoy this while i can there we go now that's how it's done you are the seventh achievement unlocked oh no that doesn't sound good now for your rewards they're gonna [ __ ] kill me aren't they remove shotgun no come on who took it a [ __ ] ghost oh broom i just get cleaning that you know what no no no no my cleaning days are over button one last little surprise joe i just want you to know you deserve this they're gonna kill me i i do deserve that oh god it's a coffin it's a [ __ ] coffin oh god damn it please just be my family don't put me in there oh thank god you're never gonna save them in fact they're here because of you oh this is just good to be honest if you don't pick a lane you get run over i've done that myself i understand that which is why i'm ending your bloodline in this room i just wanted you to see them before you joined them oh god damn it you are gonna kill me as well see you soon oh no no no no no wait these aren't that bad i might be okay no i'm i'm i'm gonna die okay the end question mark no i don't think there's a question right needed i'm pretty sure that's the end they're burning me alive delray watched as you died in the flames oh my god my kid with their parents gone your child was forced to live on the streets i mean he's on the same diet as he was back in the house maggie mourned bobby for years somewhere deep down she knew it was you i mean i was the only person doing gun crime in the city so it was pretty obvious that it was me you reached ending three end of the road endings found one out of four lawrence completed 100 ending bad sheriff completed 100 ending bad stare completed 100 ending bad but then somehow i got the good endings for kyle and bert it's weird the people who got the bad endings didn't show up at the end the people who got the neutral like the mayor or the good endings did show up at the end and we punished them for good uh down in that basement so i'm really confused i'm not getting this i don't know but that's the end of the game i'm kind of sad i was really enjoying that game and i expected don't get me wrong developers look you reached out to me and sent me a key i didn't expect much from this game i'm gonna be honest on the surface it looked quirky looked fun but i thought i'd play it once and that would be it like 90 of the other games i play but this was very very enjoyable i gotta give it to it i really enjoyed it i hope you did too whether you watch the whole thing or just one episode maybe you just watched this one and you're very confused but don't worry the confusion is mutual regardless if you if you watched all of them or just one but uh yeah i just really appreciate you watching it's rare we get to complete a full game and it's been good uh so yeah thank you and if you want to see more of me i post every day and i also stream five days a week you can check out that link in the description but other than that i'm gonna stop rambling i'm gonna leave you get back to your lives you know i'm sure you've got a family yourself you gotta take care of so you go on ahead you can leave me now it's fine i'm fine i'm just guilting you when you're leaving my video god dammit i ramble a lot okay i'm ending it there thank you very much for watching i hope to see you again soon and bye for now shout out to patreons jason ellis j marshall jables jebc jenny hey hayes jeremiah calkins jesse tallman jesse walter jessica moody jessie nara john brett's johnny gazelle john frost jonathan glover jonathan langthorne jordan scott name julian zee juminator justice parents katie monkey katy barry kendall mcintyre keokat kitty hoover economist christian m kyle defriadus laura klein laura the hulk laser flames and lean the bean

Channel: Call Me Kevin

Views: 607,014

Rating: 4.98522 out of 5

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Id: UH28tO8zG4U

Length: 15min 16sec (916 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 24 2020