Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we are playing Lucius. This has been requested so many times. So many times! I don't know why I'm only getting around to it now and even just looking at this little intro here, Jim Pickens is the perfect name. I don't actually know what I have to do in it. I looked it up briefly, but I didn't want to spoil anything, so I'm a little spooked. I'm on edge, and I am actually cold as hell, it is freezing here. Oh God does that mean the game is reading my mind 'cause I'm not okay with that. You don't want to see what's in there. I'll end up scaring the game. I really don't want to be spooked right now,v I seriously don't. --Remember to make a wish.-- Oh, thank god. It's just some creepy dude. --Very good!-- I don't think he was blowing, that's not the shape you make with your mouth when you're blowing. I think he inhaled. Blow out your candles! *Gasp* *Laughs* It's like his parents just never taught him how. Okay, I'm terrifying. The hell is going on, there's something wrong with my eyes damn LASIK. They all warned me there'd be side effects. Oh for Christ's sake who is this? No I don't want this at all. HUD introduction? You don't need to tell me what the HUD is I know what it is. Oh lots of zoomy zooms going on. See this is why you shouldn't force me to do tutorials because even if you try, I will not pay attention. It's just wasting everyone's time. Pay attention to me. --Please, stop tracking dirt over my nice clean floors.-- Sorry. All right, well good luck in there. The freezer is not cold enough. Ahh, we'll change that. Am I just gonna wait here for it to freeze? I might be waiting a while. Walking away like some mob boss. Okay, this game isn't as spooky as I feared it might be because I'm the spooky one so that's not too bad. Stop! I've had enough. It's creepy, okay, I get it. This is a long intro. It was just tons of intro, killed someone, loads more intro. --You can influence your future and become a master over all!-- I found this ball. *Laughs* He's like trying to teach me about how I'll become big and powerful, and I'm just like, "Football!" I'm still a kid, you know, I still want to have fun. Oh god. What's going on? No Kevin, it's too early to be breaking games, back up. Jesus, he has a creepy smile. He's not even looking at anything, He's just staring. Oh my God, we're still in cutscenes? It just keeps going. Okay, finally. I don't know who's whiter - this kid, my Fallout 3 character, or me. We're all pretty close. --They're waiting for you in the kitchen. --Ahh detective, here to solve the crime. It was me officer, do I get a reward? --But it looks like a case of... misadventure. --What, what does that even mean? All right, do I finally get to go around, now? I just want to play ball, man. I'm a kid after all- AHH! --Don't worry Lucius, Mary is now in a much better place. --Okay. I feel much better now. Thanks, mom. --Why don't you go downstairs and watch TV or somethin'? --Why is there always a bad Irish accent in every game? --Let me look at you. --You're not looking at me. I'm over here. You're not watching this anymore. --I wasn't even watching it. --He doesn't even comment on it. I'm tampering with the oven, but I don't know why. I hope it kills someone at least. I don't want it to go to waste. Okay, I'll just go clean my room because I've no idea what I'm supposed to do. Okay, I took his matches I think that triggered him. I don't think I should be in the same room, here. I'm just in the background surely I shouldn't be in a gas explosion. Oh, Jesus. I'm just standing there. It's so creepy. Even Jim wouldn't do that, he'd stand there and laugh *laughs* Totally different. laughter is the best medicine, okay? --I had a feeling there was something weird going on in that house. --Only a feeling? You think a detective would be like, "Hmm. This seems like a game of Cluedo, but in real life" Everyone in this house is dying. Oh, I'm sick of this guy. I just want to play. Please leave me alone. --You can train your mind to move objects at your will. --Look, I'm moving objects on my will as we speak. Have I gotten much taller, or is that my imagination? I think I've gone forward in time. Wait what... I thought I was standing on my bed, but no, I'm just floating. I got a growth spurt mama. Oh there we go, I fixed it. I was wondering what was going on for a second there. I don't think the plunger will work like that, dude. Okay, he deserves to die anyway. That was creepy. He's always drunk. He probably won't notice if I change his plans up a bit. If I can change up his plans maybe I can- Fix the piano... Added to the- Okay I added a thing to his list. I didn't even know what I was doing there I just kind of stumbled into that one. The pedals have half inch bolts. I think he had spanners in there. Jesus, Is he Irish too? That's a stereotype! --There's nothin' wrong with the piano! --Jesus Christ, how did they let him work here? He's off his face. There we go. Spotted, how?! He was in the other room! What? How the hell did he spot me?! For a guy who's that drunk, can barely walk, and his head is falling all over the place, he has a good eye. He's a highly functional alcoholic, I'll give him that much. Okay, new job written in for ya. Close the door, so you can't see me through 15 walls again. There we go. Oh for feck's sake! She was right there, I didn't even see her! Goddamn, maybe everyone just has better vision than I do. Like, he saw me write that down. Is he just thinking, " Oh am I taking orders from the kid now?" Please, mama. Do not pay attention to me. I'm gonna watch TV. This is why I'm doing this, it's television. Poor child didn't have a chance. His brain is getting fried by television. I don't really understand how it's gonna kill him to be honest. There we go! I was complaining so much about the tutorials, and then it comes around to use it, and I don't know how. Okay that is still floating there. Dude, you've plenty of time to move. Oh! Holy crap I'm so sorry, I've ruined that rug. This detective must be like, "What the hell is going on?" --Seems your handyman was drunk as a skunk. He's still just like, "Ahh, it's just a coincidence." *Laughs* This may be the worst detective I've ever seen. Like three murders in the same house, and this kid has not grown despite him trying to trick us into thinking he did. So it's a small timeframe. --Did you remember to brush your teeth?-- Okay. She better be careful, or she'll be next. Oh, the piano is now a crime scene. Oh, God. What's this guy doing? This guy looks like he has a weapon to fight back with. Oh my god, what's wrong with your arm, or is that just your bicep? Holy crap you're strong. He has telekinesis too, the meat just flew in there. He's working here with raw meat I should try to find a way to mess with him. I'm not really sure how if I'm honest, but I stole your boxes. Oh my god Where am I? I actually don't know my way back now. What is bothering me? Ohh It's Jesus I see. Oh there's another cross over here. Jesus, Stop bothering me. --You can carry those boxes to the freezer. --He's given me a chore now. Oh, that's too far dude. I can't be bothered doing a chore for you. Ahh. What? Spotted? How can he know like, hey kid, stop doing telekinesis? I'm sure that wouldn't cross his mind. All right well now we're gonna speedrun it. Oh god I'm stuck, the door won't open. Come ooon All right, /now/ we speed run Wrong way. I'll just hide in amongst these-ohh god no, I don't like this Oh, he's gonna get up on the saw! He's gonna get up on the saw! Oh, this is gonna be nasty. Ahh to be fair, he could have got off that pretty easy. Ack-uh! Okay, I don't want to make fun of him. Respect the dead and all that. Oh Jesus Christ! That detective's gonna be like - "Yeah, bad case of old age, I'm afraid What a coincidence." -- "and I'm holding off the bureau from launching an inquiry Why? ---"Just consider this house on lockdown until something comes up" All right finally He's like okay, something isn't right. --"Another month went by when we got the call to go back to the house, but this time it was different. This time it was murder." Wait, what?! No, now he's saying this next one is murdered, and it was different from the rest, which were all you know, natural causes Death by saw - the leading cause of natural death. --"You know what relaxes me when I'm nervous? Jazz, Will, jazz." Oh god, he's pushing jazz on people Oh really, he's plugging his mixtape? --"Sorry Lucius, I'm just a little.. tired." You think I care mom? Why would I want to hang out with you? I'm busy killing people. Ohh, okay, I'm gonna need that poison for something. Oh, for Agnes. I need to come here when everyone else is sleeping. All right Let's go sleep then. Who's this? --"Where have you been Lucius? I've been waiting for you." Well why didn't you send for me? I didn't know --"Let's continue with our book, The Little Dorrit." This is what I think of your book! That's right. He's still telling the story, why has it gonna black? /There/ we go, finally got to sleep What? Where? Wait, where is she? Oh she went into the hall, okay I could not see her at all there. Oh no... Oh for god's sake, what - she saw me before she opened the doooor. Oh God. She doesn't even seem to care. She just snaps to me, and then just walks away I love how his cars keep coming out of his toy box, 'cause it's kind of like, yeah He's still a kid and he still plays with toys and all that, and then he just gets bored and he's like "Let's go kill someone." Oh, maybe I can go in here. Ah, perfect. Making a little bit of noise, but that's okay. Surpised she can't see right through this door. Ahh I see, break the lamp. Ohh, I don't like this. Ah!- Yess rat poison, me-me-me, give me. Look at that clever rat, he knows not to eat it. "Be a good boy Lucius and see if Alastair needs help." No, I'm not bringing him wine! I'm not feeding his alcoholic habits. Like this is what happened with the repair guy, you enabled him mom "Do you know I saw a crow outside today?" That's great mom. I'm glad you can keep your mind off the murders Oh, is that our food? There's bread here, can I use it there? Oh yeah, it works on the bread. I hope that's for her though! It's like, that's a basket of bread. It's not like it's one meal for her. Oh wait no, I guess she is eating a basket of bread. They don't call it a murder of crows for nothing. This crow is trouble. Don't look right at the camera dude, you're ruining the immersion. "Oh my god! Why is this happening?" Because your son is a demon! It's so obvious. --"It's for me to decide who is capable of what, Mr. Wagner." Oh god we're all screwed then. He didn't even realise anything's suspicious. --"Jovita, the Latina maid, was the one who brought food to her. But this wasn't enough to press charges." *Mockingly* "So I had to deem it a suicide by bread." Signed, the greatest detective of all time, McGuffin. It really sounds like a detective they'd send when they don't want anything solved, isn't it? "Oh we don't want to look into that, just send McGuffin down there." I have no idea why anyone continues to work at this house Like what's that, four or five people killed now? Oh God who is this?! All right I guess just a training dummy? That was terrifying. Dude your couch is on fire, just saying. Shit's on fire yo. "We have each other." Look on the bright side. There's no shortage of chairs anymore *laughs* "I'm not sure how you expect to win another term in the Senate with speeches like that." "Dad" --"Dad stop" "Hello my boy." Has anyone noticed the kid just running after the butler outside? "Ah he just likes to chase people when they're alone. Ignore him He's such a quirky kid." I love how they just leave the handyman's things here like, "He would have wanted his wine bottle and plunger to remain here. I want to remember him as he lived." Oh, water. Oh, Christmas lights. Okay how do we tamper with them? Oh instantly. He is a good butler. He is on top of things. I just run right over the water, and I don't fall or anything. I have a good idea of what's gonna happen here He's gonna slip on the water, and then I'll drop the icicle on him Would you not be terrified, like everyone's been dying, and there's just a very obvious trap with this kid watching you Yeah, I'll be right on that. Oh my god, he's just standing there and that positioning? Adolf Hitler. If that bottle just rolled away, he'd be like, yeah that kid is demented Oh! I did not see that coming and neither did he, I guess. Wonder what McGuffin will say this time. "Please put me through to Detective MacGuffin." He's the only one who can help! Like if he saw it he'd be just all like oh you're screwed --"Yeah, well you won't know the half of it unless you get this wrapped up." "Is that a threat, Mr. Wagner?" Oh look, he actually picked up on something. He can pick out a threat pretty easily, but he can't pick out a murder that easily, can he? "I'd like to ask a few questions about the series of unusual deaths that have occurred over the last few months." *Mockingly* "Listen here buddy, there's nothing unusual about them. They were all natural deaths." Is he threatening or flirting with the reporter? I don't know. McGuffin is one loose cannon. Rise and shine! It's time to end the video *Laughs* Yeah, we're gonna end it there. I think we've done enough killing for one day I don't want to strain McGuffin too much, but I hope you guys enjoyed the video. A bit of a strange game, this. Can see what you guys wanted me to play it though. It is kind of twisted, isn't it? But yeah other than that, I guess we will end it here So thank you very much for watching. As always appreciate your support, and I will see you next time. Bye for now Oh God I broke the door. Jesus Christ, what have I done? Oh God okay, I guess they just have some elastic hinges, all right
