I Made The World's Most DISGUSTING DRINK! | Toca Kitchen 2

new kindly key and merch available now but only for a limited time so get it while you still can here's hoping that my cooking doesn't kill anybody today but no promises hello everybody i am kindly kia and welcome back to mobile monday we're returning to toca kitchen 2 a game that i honestly haven't played in a very long time but in case you're unfamiliar uh in this game you cook for any three of these lovely willing participants you can make an assortment of all kinds of different foods for them we're gonna cook for our little lady friend here and uh we'll we'll make some some good stuff but we will also make some disgusting stuff as you can see here are our ingredients to choose from and you have some pretty standard ones i mean look we got lettuce pineapple peaches corn just to name a few you also have some strange ones like a blue fruit that has spikes on it that looks kind of dangerous and also a tentacle just a straight up tentacle it's a very colorful tentacle i will say that is it a delicious tentacle i guess with the proper preparation it it could be a delicious tentacle but we'll come back to uh tentacle preparations later um let's try to make this lovely lady something good to eat how about something simple maybe some rice and chicken so let's grab the rice and then uh i guess we need to bring it over to the boiling water right i mean that's typically how you prepare rice right maybe maybe add some seasoning there you go you just gotta season that guy right there and then add a little a little bit of pepper just for good measure maybe a little soy sauce i don't know i mean that seems like something you could do and then we just stir that guy around we could we could stir the pot a little bit that's gonna be delicious now i think what i can do is we can we can take it out and then we can plate it on on one of our like ingredients plates so so we can save that for later but now we need to go back and prepare the chicken is that what we've decided we'll go with her rice yeah yeah i think that's what we've decided you don't want to eat raw chicken you're missing out lady so let's let's cook up this this here chicken just moving around the panel oh that's looking real nice don't overdo it though um we need some seasoning we gotta season this guy salt pepper it's a classic we should probably cut it up though for easier consumption so i'll put it in this plate and then we'll go back and then i gotta bring that plate back and then and then we go over to the chopping board okay we're gonna do some chopping oh yeah oh that is very satisfying cut chop hey hey oh no i'm losing i'm losing bits and pieces of chicken where's my chicken going all right well we we've got some we've got some bits i'm i'm very very concerned about the well-being of my chicken here though can i add it to the to the rice there no i can't maybe if i put it here in a separate plate stop cutting the chicken i just want to move my nicely prepared chicken over to the plate okay and then plating this is the best part oh you're gonna love this all right eat it up it's all yours dig in i worked very hard on this it's right i need to feed it to her all right eat up there you go what do you think what do you think yeah okay i mean i was hoping for a slightly more bombastic response but you know what get maybe maybe just getting the taste buds warmed up you know we'll give her a chance okay yep that's uh-huh yeah okay and then you finish that off with a big old ball of rice she allergic to rice what happened i worked so hard on them and you sneezed in my face you can count this chef as unbelievably offended but i'll try again i will try again what do you think she likes can we make her some pasta can we actually make like a a pasta sauce like a marinara i see that we have tomatoes and we do have a blender i have no idea how to make pasta sauce but please no i don't want to deep fry a tomato although maybe i do want to deep fry it you know what let's deep fry tomato why because we can't i mean that could be delicious in its own unique way right all right let's get this tomato out of here okay okay i can put it on the plate and i guess i can just chop it up and serve it to her that way you know what she insulted me so she's just gonna get fed a whole fried tomato just you eat that all right you like that it's a little hot isn't it yeah you should have you should have waited for it to cool down how about a sandwich let's make her a sandwich or at least attempt to so we've got some bread and then what are we going to put on the sandwich maybe just a steak a whole steak sandwich how could you not like an entire steak sandwich actually i could think of a lot of reasons not to want an entire steak on a sandwich but we're breaking new ground we're we're testing out the waters we're a chef that's ahead of our time so i'm gonna throw it in the pan or cook up that steak a little bit you know you gotta get the seasoning on there you know a little salt uh-huh a little pepper maybe a little bit more salt bring out the real complex flavors of the steak okay now hear me out after you throw it on the skillet you gotta finish it off in the oven maybe that's that's something no not the bread i don't want but well you know what actually we can toast up the bread in there you know what let's let those guys cook up a little bit just just warm it up you know everybody likes a little toasty bread all right all right all right so now i need to slice the bread i will take the steak out okay all right let's go over to the knife station and we just got to get that bread and cut it right in half it didn't work hold on let me try again there you go it's beautiful okay okay here comes the plating oh she's gonna love this she is going to love this so we got got the bread on there okay and then we put the steak on top of the bread please you got to eat it all together or else it's it's not gonna please please tell me i can't put an entire slab of steak on an entire loaf of bread and make this lady consume like 5 000 calories in one bite this is not an option for me all right i'm upset i'm upset that she refuses to turn this beautiful arrangement into a proper sandwich because you know you gotta add mayo right with add a little mayo to that to that sandwich maybe a little hot sauce you know yeah give it a little kick all right let's see what she thinks of that here you eat the bread you gotta eat it in order so you eat the top part of the bread and then you just gotta leave it all in your mouth and make the sandwich in your mouth and then there you go she licked her lips i think that's a mark of approval maybe it's improvement to say the least okay but i'm done being nice to you you know i tried and the best you could give me is is a little a little licking of the lips like um that was pretty good so we're gonna try and make something so atrocious so disgustingly awful that it literally knocks her out and i'm telling you the tentacle continues to call to me i mean it's it's an ingredient that like i said could be delicious i've actually eaten octopus before and it's good how about a seafood smoothie actually made me feel like i want to vomit and all of the ingredients are going in completely wrong okay i like this i like the sound of this so that guy goes in there um we need more though we gotta we gotta throw more in there okay so maybe i can throw them all in together if i plate each of the ingredients no i didn't want to go back to the main menu so what do we got we got fish right so what are we putting in this delicious nutritious smoothie i would say fish is probably at the top of the list shrimp for sure and rainbow tentacles no i just fed her just a raw rainbow tentacle all right so let's put all of these in plates right and then we go over to the blender oh boy oh boy okay this is gonna be truly awful all right blend it up let's do it oh that color oh it's making my stomach turn oh that is so bad okay all right all right but i think it needs a little bit more right it needs a little bit of seasoning maybe a little a little lemon there okay yeah you gotta you gotta salt and pepper it up right oh that's yummy that's that's real yummy and kick it up a notch throw in some hot sauce turn that smoothie nice delicious green brown color whoo that is making me feel real bad okay there it is i present to you the seafood sensation smoothie all right drink it up hmm i mean she handled it better than i was expecting you gonna take another drink if she's going in for seconds maybe it's not nearly as bad as i thought it was how do i make it worse do you think this weird spiky blue fruit is terrible but let's try adding that and maybe we just need like a few more gross ingredients how about mushrooms people typically don't like mushrooms i like mushrooms i'm okay with them all right so we got the weird spiky fruit we got fish we got shrimp wait go in there okay we got mushrooms what no no they don't all fit no they all fit we'll make it work all right blend it up will it blend oh yes yes it will and this time it has kind of a nice orange tint to it which is repulsive i approve but now maybe we need to go a little bit more overboard with the uh with the seasonings ketchup and mayo in a smoothie i i think i think that's the secret i love that noise that's that's a very pleasant noise all right more hot sauce let's put in some mayo i assume this is mayo this is not making me feel good you know what let's go with everything soy sauce soy sauce goes with fish well oh what whoa okay add some water for good measure she's proven that she has a stomach of iron but let's see how tough that stomach truly can we take her out same reaction and she goes in for a second drink unbelievable all right you know what clearly this girl has eaten some just absolutely foul stuff she was prepared for what i had to throw at her she's going down oh she is going down so you know what no more blending we're just gonna do some some fine chopping of the tentacle and then and then this is where true art is born you just load that thing up with with mayo just loads and loads of mayo oh you you're very i can tell by your facial expressions that you are just chomping at the bit try this one more mayo all right i worked very hard on this so i hope you enjoy it [Music] she's a fortress okay you know what let's spice things up a bit huh oh you're going down you're going down more spicy i want those tentacles to be unrecognizable after i've spiced them up what do you think of that hmm she's a monster okay i'm putting all the condiments on i'm going all out there's no stopping me now i'm not holding back my punches anymore you're going down lady how about some lemon get a little sour in there so many complimentary flavors your mind's gonna blow up a little salt and a little pepper there you go enjoy eat that up eat it up just yes yes yes you have been defeated the mightiest boss i've ever faced in any video game we did it we did it team we took her down holy cow the fortitude of this girl unbelievable let's see what happens actually i want to take this over to like a friar or something let's just i mean we loaded this thing with pretty much every single condiment that we have access to why not throw it in the deep fryer see if that makes it better or worse i don't know what do you think of that what do you think yeah yes really it's just hot too thick no no once it cooled down a little bit still has the power to knock you down but i gotta say i'm impressed with how strong of a stomach this girl has the last time i played i played up against the yeti which is a literal monster and he had a weaker stomach she's the real monster that's all i gotta say but either way i hope that you guys enjoyed this video if you did be sure to hit that like button and as always thank you for watching see you guys next time [Music] so

Channel: Kindly Keyin

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Length: 15min 24sec (924 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 17 2020