I challenged SIX other Elden Ring streamers to a RANDOMIZER race...

yeah I think we're ready okay if we're all ready to go I'll I'll recap just real quick so we're just doing a basic randomizer so we just need two great runes to get into Lane though like normal and then you need to find the roll Medallion to take the rolled lifts up to mountain tops a little like normal besides that we're just racing to the end it's just 80 shenanigans and uh yeah that's pretty much it all right okay all right on go three two one go good luck oh good luck good luck everybody yay all right good luck okay bye I love seven person VCS here we go I have chosen to be a naked Giga chat who cannot wield his ax that's probably fine 42 is a big ask 42 straight and I need four ducks levels okay so 42 strength that means if I'm two-handing I need I need what I don't know we'll talk about in a sec we got to confirm what our dude is who the hell is this oh God okay goodbye and I get the boss name at least so that I can wraps it scaly okay goodbye was everybody's uh science like this game is begotten yes correct all right cool cool have a key item no no okay only achievement bosses you're telling me there's not an achievement for Soldier of godric no it's pretty messed up five swing at 20 instead of at 15. so at bias 20 it'll be more random but like later game locations will be slightly more likely to have good rewards instead of it being sure random I think it also said like the things like linked together more but it's still like can be kind of anywhere I feel like is what it said on the on the thing but I don't know I think it's a mix of both of that as we'll see yeah basically just treat it as later game locations will tend to have better items but only only slightly better actually Avatar there okay we're gonna skip in I don't think we have it oh sorry okay here we go all right what what did I get I got pants right yo let's go all right what the hell do I do dude I need to find a weapon first and foremost that's a mushroom okay what do you have wine I am con it's number two and seven spinning Stone one and two okay some larval tears uh not a weapon though also FYI just in case anyone was unaware uh we set the settings so the non-somber weapons only take one spinning Stone per level to upgrade so you only need three of each type if you go that direction okay right is it 28 strength is that what we're looking for in 28 strengths and 14 decks to be able to two in this ax [Music] dude yes I think Stone's in regular gamer [ __ ] up 12 of each type is ridiculous yeah I should have I should have probably just got Carly's Bell bearing but it's it's fine plus 18 strength and plus five Ducks yeah I guess some but you I can put turning to Aid you you need 23 is what I need and I'm level one Jesus it was some torrent treat him with well so you don't need to kill the merchants and randomize it to get their Bell bearings the the randomizer adds an option to just talk to them and get their Bell bearing [Music] oh hello okay sea creature Ally very good oh okay it's kind of hoping for a weapon that doesn't require 42 strength to gloves let's go okay you know what I am on board with uh the wretch start this makes every pickup so much more exciting I gotta find my FIT for the rest of the Run why did I pick the weapon that requires 42 strength I just thought it'd be fun okay you know I'm just trying to have a good time here imagine if I win then it's a super Flex right I should have changed my character to be buffer zeldo that was that was a big missed opportunity I always make the fun Choice and then lose a complaint about trying to have fun yeah that's true yeah I won't deny them this guy just sells hash of Wars right that is insane levels here's a somber five and a golden order and Beast jaw yo Beast jaw that has insane requirements oh these jaw is really good if we commit to it early that's more chilling Miss I couldn't get his Bell bearing I guess it only works for the hermit merchants when you can just ask for it I don't think that's about the Statue foreign okay that's huge these draw might be the blood I gotta I gotta find money I guess I have some hmm I wonder if there's any boss I could cheese I mean I guess maybe if the knights have randomized into a night's cap I could do that she's we could we could probably just find a temporary weapon here spending two knives Soul jars pog cookie you think about the 600 bits dude horse what are you doing Jesus Christ meat dumplings pretty good okay okay that adds up to a couple thousand at least 600 a level right now foreign wait is that the quest item or is that the summon that was the summon let me let me see let me confirm it was the summit oh that's huge okay that's huge so this summon's important because when it's out it'll apply above that gives you 20 damage that's pretty huge I don't think the summon Bell is random I'm pretty sure I should just get that for free well uh we'll keep going to Fort height check that deck this half and then I guess I'll go to Fort Fair off as well and pass by the knights Cav bridge and see if that just happened to randomize into a night's cup which it's honestly like pretty likely to because the night bosses are all replaced by other night bosses and like half of the night bosses in the game are cavalries so it's it's at least decently likely okay the other half is death bird well in theory any dashboard is cheeseable if I get holy pots uh yeah pretty much yo freestyle number seven okay so we have a somber two we can buy a somber one we have a somber seven or at least one or two other sombres available Kala it's good this is good get out there please yeah okay I have two and seven and then one's at the shop and like five or something at Colin is it normally left or is it normally right wait that's ridiculous what is it normally the left so I I don't know that's so funny it's normally left okay well it it was randomized that's [ __ ] fantastic here let's get this Grace I guess just in case we have death route to turn in probably not worth it but it's fun right true is it night time yes hello Demi human Queen oh it's a gold item oh the grafted dragon uh uh no I I don't think that's a good idea this thing sucks right pretty sure it sucks falling star Beast jaw it seems like the play from what I what what whatever dude okay what God damn it I hate fall damage in the skin anyway yeah I think we're going with vlogstar Bistro it seems torrent whereas there is but I can take Gathering buried at my hand I think with Beast Jaws I'm gonna have to like level mind I'm gonna have to carry a lot of FP parts properly spam it I don't know whatever uh okay that's a cyber ten and another sniper seven okay a tear a Twiggy tier that's not bad oh Loretta's War sickle is actually kind of a fun weapon uh uh a 20 info and 15 decks and 20 string that's it's a lot of levels Ford I love it I should stop talking I'm trying to Grace okay scar Seal's the shittier one right so that's only three in levels I think also I'm curious where the music is randomized because that's the standard Black Blade music there so maybe it's only for major bosses or maybe that one just didn't get randomized foreign I think sickle has about the same requirements as falling star Bee's job would be damn it it's a death brood okay no cheese for us feels bad please do not okay we're off to a great start here geez Louise dude should we go back down there it's a daytime so we won't be there but this bridge is faster if we don't care about the knights cab I I don't want to die again I could not mentally recover from dying again I really need to just find literally any weapon I could use and just kill Margaret with it and that'll give me 12K to work with but since I started Reds my levels are super cheap broadsword from belberry I don't remember seeing a broadsword and maybe I just filtered it out in my mind though it tends to be useless foreign Alabaster Lord's sword is pretty good all these requirements man dude wretches stretch is a bad time can I make the foul foot uh I need the crafting kickers from Kali yeah Alabaster Lord's heart is kind of the same specs as a beast jaw but with slightly less requirements I assume I only need one strength level for the two hands two decks levels and eight in levels something died here I could farm that out just for a teeny tiny bit I have five levels because this car is still true why can that guy climb I don't like them ooh somber Bell bearing won baby okay and a somber 4 dude that check was super clutch okay nice nice nice nice so we have cyber one two four five seven ten already that's insane now there was a somber 10 at the round table shop yo will goops thank you for the 13 dude appreciate you isn't that what millison is looking for wait listen it's right there you idiot it just look right in front of you people just can't help themselves does she give you something in return for that I I don't know I mean it'd be a random thing in return to anyone so likely not helpful you need to go to Gallery then run it back okay [ __ ] that again nobody's got time for them okay what do you have magic to you that that's actually really good for me thank you weathered dagger for fear I wouldn't sell all my [ __ ] okay well okay so I'm gonna level for Alabaster Lord sword to start and then I think we're gonna go to Longstar Bistro after beastial is deck strength and end as well right like none of these levels are ways to I'm pretty sure that's the case and I would I would have to assume the Beast shot does magic damage with the art right that's not lightning damage is it gravity which is Magic right 12 ducks and it's 15 ins is fine and then strength foreign I forgot to leave runes for the [ __ ] scar seal [ __ ] I gotta buy that still thank you for the Bible thank you for the prime um which Merchant had the scarcity anyone remember the third I checked that is not helpful was it was it Bernie it might have been Bernie the one by Alexander okay did I get his Bell bearing I think so Bernie had the jaw yeah because I don't remember how much the scar seal was I'm such an idiot for Sally for spending all those runes 3K okay I probably can't sell enough [ __ ] to get that then because nothing sells for any significant amount of runes in this [ __ ] game I guess yeah I can just go to Fair often wait for that free rune how's it already been 25 minutes dude Jesus oh there's money yo surprise no matter there's three spinning Stone ones that's really helpful and he has bubble tear dang that's really helpful but not right now see if I can get this uh Rune drop I I don't know what to do but just ride around until it happens it's probably like an enemy falling off a lid any Alex think of the nine month any any Dyers any Dyers please no okay [ __ ] you do you know I could maybe just kill this plant this should give a lot of runes granted 68. wait are these all babies can I actually get a Grail kill with a broken weapon or with an unwieldable weapon rather be very careful he would absolutely want to show you okay that guy is a little spooky let's avoid him that guy's a little spooky as well you're probably fine oh God is not fine okay [ __ ] it nope the other is too powerful okay uh who who had it five thousand Jesus dude there's no way I can sell enough for this you're no matter how you never mind oh okay we're good actually you know what sell the others too oh this thanks for good luck dude uh okay uh verify I can actually wield now yes 2K for a [ __ ] summer one okay whatever [ __ ] it market time yeah I can send you an invite to the Discord we use for it just and uh you can just hop in whatever you want that's why we make all our plans we'd love to have you okay I'm totally gonna get one shot well you know what it's fine Gideon okay he's in Market cosplay wait dude what is the seed insane [Music] foreign [Music] box holy [ __ ] dude God damn okay yeah that was ancestor Spirit music I wonder if we should summon um it might be better what is this ax HP sure wow rest oh boy oh boy see if we summon he gets more HP though and it honestly might just make it more of a headache let's try this one more time I don't have the spirit summon thing yet otherwise yeah I should get Dean out I don't even know if I have enough IP for Dean actually [Music] okay this works well tell it doesn't dude why is live hello any when does he ever chain Castle depends what is your no question is it does Grail change at all his little dragon's Doom but the brailles just Grail okay and the Little Dragons the same thing you just kill them and you can kill them and it hurts her yeah yep okay fog things oh okay well let's find something else foreign that is such a [ __ ] boss to get for Morgan at least in this situation where I have like no [ __ ] HP or anything foreign I can maybe kill Grail yeah Marky might be on the right track there uh I didn't equip the magic 2 yet no check this grave sort of Milos okay now we find all the weapons Jesus okay okay foreign [Music] Olga I have no idea if that's any good or not wait is that an intended thing or for Gideon to always be cosplaying the boss he replaced is that a feature mode foreign Jesus it has a one-time use unique interaction with war cry Ash of War once okay interesting I'm gonna take that as a no man but it's happened twice in a row for me that's pretty great thank you smithing Bell bearing one that's kind of pog not gonna use it this one but kind of pogs them uh what the hell do I want to do right okay let's try to rail what are my levels okay goldfoots what does goldfit require for crafting it's actually that's probably a good idea Firefly bird foot and three row um Nicholas think of the Prime well you're goodbye yo bye I don't have a flip okay root boost her up thank you for the prime uh is this more than 2 000 runes is that free money you're spiritual Wilson the thing for the prime six is 2K okay so it's just Equivalent Exchange I forgot to put my magic thing I'm wasting so much time with all this traveling mode screen Jesus foreign hopefully skyrimming went well okay didn't get out of your bum I just get staggered by my own bird I think God thank you dog great there's three easy kills here right and then I can just bleed I don't even know this is worth it dude this feels really stupid honestly I mean I'm a little desperate all right the slug okay I missed the slug [Music] thank you this dog food I can't I could kill the slug in the [ __ ] flower was it worth bleeding that many times though I feel stupid um honestly I think we just try to beat Gideon I mean that's 12K actually okay let me let me check Celia real quick for the ambient King I have pods for the bird I don't think I have any crackpots yeah no I don't why did I have to be Gideon dude people always meme on Gideon but it is absolutely an extremely annoying boss that is very easy to die to also what the [ __ ] was that okay please no ghost come this time okay just get it please share whatever sure okay give me now you like my Melania diaper thank you glad you approve if I just beat Gideon it's fine it'll give us 12K and then I can bigger all right let's try summoning our schnitzels thank you for the front I guess I could have just brought Dina that probably you know oh right you get less runes when you swim and I forgot about that cool dude love that 13th Lucky Fox thing with the prime okay [ __ ] Roger foreign [Music] wait okay how does that spell work I thought it took like several shots to explode that was the first time I hit him with it oh my God Dean hit him like twice this is so bad well I guess maybe if Dean did the little Pokey thing like that holy [ __ ] [ __ ] this boss disaster there's nowhere else to really go is the problem I guess I could go to Leon that would be the only other like reasonable option I'm dead great awesome thanks foreign foolish ambitions okay that was unnecessary Gideon what the [ __ ] man you didn't have to [ __ ] trash talk me on the mic Jesus dude I gotta Layton okay so today the lesson we learned is that uh wretch is a bad time because you can't wield anything and you can't get levels I feel like bleeding Grail will take forever but you know I guess we would have been done with a bunum if we just committed to it it will take a lot more than two minutes because I can't wield the bleed weapon which means it does less bleed build out and if I only kill two of the little mini dragons I'm gonna need I think three bleed products I guess I could I could go for the dog kill but that's being quite problematic yellow hood okay lots of gold seeds cool great I'ma raises a stat doesn't increases in strength through minus FP that's fine for Gnome eat a vitamina think of the 19. me llamo getting through thank you for the nine but raise enough to remove scars seal sponsored dude [ __ ] birds and just general enemies in this game because every single enemy in this game is designed to roll catch you every single [ __ ] time it's really cool I like it I'm I'm glad I should have what out holy [ __ ] this is taking forever foreign which is by far the longest it's ever taken me to kill a boss on a randomizer if it was literally anyone beginning it'd be fine [ __ ] Gideon the wretch is [ __ ] me dude foreign card I saw lava right card's fine honestly I mean it's easy at least okay right card phase one we don't allow using serpenter when the Rando races because it's it's guaranteed every time you find right card and it just gets boring because it's such a good weapon you would just use it every time if it wasn't a guaranteed drop that'd be one thing but it is so another gold bracelets wow good music foreign [Music] thank you Wowie okay 12 vigor just go ahead and do it God damn it so annoying foreign dog or not dog okay we dogged hey Milo's here on foreign I think I think it's just low build up I think you can set us foreign it just sucks in general you see chat uh I don't know about this one I really don't know if this bleed even builds up at all foreign I know you can bleed the dragon obviously I mean if I'm using a bleed weapon that I can't wield I I don't know if it'll work foreign it for sure builds up slower because of Little Frogs but no normal buildup this is so dumb two months turns out right after all I can't believe it Aggie trust Chad and it turns out to be bad advice number [ __ ] million into every time every time I trust you guys thank you are these staggers are plugged though and then you get one shot wow I can't believe it it was a bad idea no way [Music] foreign horrendous why can't I summon okay there we go foreign did the bird killed me he's knocked him out of his [ __ ] stagger so dumb I'm gonna get my runes and go foreign foreign Thou Art of passing skills Warrior blood must truly run in thy veins dude stop with the discs [Music] I'm dead oh actually that's the 15 bigger foreign [Music] foreign I was aware he was gonna blow up I was just waiting to roll and it just didn't bro that's so [ __ ] foreign [Music] as well Thou Art of passing Warrior blood must truly run in thy veins then I was trying to prevent the [ __ ] him [Music] foreign oh my god dude it's like there's a reason [ __ ] Mages have FP could you solve [Music] there is literally not an opening that there is no opening [Music] dude [Music] [Music] foreign what do you actually do to that if he throws one behind and then one behind again it's like what the [ __ ] I don't have enough dude so [ __ ] stupid foreign [Music] blood must truly run in my veins okay we're out on good though [ __ ] oh God [Music] foreign box Jesus Christ I was going so well if you could just stun lock him and he never gets a spell up he dies so fast but as soon as he gets one spell up he just chains them over and over and you can't hit him until the other one's cleared put These Foolish why could I not like roll like you can instantly roll after a swing but if you wait then you get locked out for a little bit I don't understand foreign why does he even have the godskin noble School [Music] oh my God double [ __ ] rollback really truly run in thy veins foreign [Music] so insanely [ __ ] that he can do that foreign [Music] [Music] I hope no one acknowledges him nobody nobody what did you what did you just say I I said I'm in fareham uh yeah okay this is a joke but [Laughter] you know I'll just stop talking and then say Gigi in an hour all awkwardly all right how about that wait you're not actually in firm right that's not a reason no I'm not Chris you can't do this oh oh why are there balls everywhere oh God oh God come on there's a lot of items here it's also a lot of enemies here okay bye bye foreign amount of [ __ ] that I just cannot afford dude it's too damn High can you just let me the rest of this please goodbye I'll probably get Beast shot after godric I just need to get my Vigor to a reasonable level and then what we should have leftover for uh for Beast jaw and food upgrades I could just say the Lord's sword oh it's towards nabab oh money yo we love money I kind of want to face check it and see if I should upgrade health or damage I'll just quit out after who is it ragington of kid that's a horrible time okay I'm gonna upgrade damage I can get plus two okay we don't have three right no we have four I think five's on the show yeah you're out okay let's get some more Vig what are the requirements on Bistro what what level should I be shooting for you ready for strength 12 decks 20 and I've got but I think we're chilling foreign thank you damn okay I thought I'd go for his transition yeah now he is right after that one attack [Music] honestly no this is this is one of the worst bosses I could find here I I happily dislike this guy Gideon was an awful find as well these aren't bosses that are like hard but they're bosses that like hit you a lot incidentally or at least they hit me a lot because I don't have them like fully scripted on like what to do for every attack like I do for most of the main bosses I'll say just [ __ ] any boss that doesn't fit on camera in general bosses that are giant but have the worst hitboxes ever so it's just impossible to actually [ __ ] land anything on them foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] torso not have a hitbox what the [ __ ] [Music] it's pretty desperate okay no great room oh uh okay now what okay right we have 20. did I not get the [ __ ] oh no here it is I was like did I really not get the Grayson next to burning your disposal think of the seven all right you have the spending five weigh it on 34 strength what what's my strength that 17. 34 divided by three times two is the what I need more than 20 that's for sure God did I still can't wield this [ __ ] sucks now if I killed him he wouldn't drop the five he would drop a spell bearing and I'd still have to buy it we're gonna go to easy and then I guess we go to my car just to get all to sex that's going divided by three times two is a crazy way to do that that's what you do right that's how it works never learned it that way what what way would you do it how else could you even do it who wants to divide by one and a half who was doing that in their head well I presume I am an Old Glory perhapsy black web deal I could bleed I could buy the broadsworded bleed my car is an important chick he's he's an achievement boss so it's not a waste to go up this way mildly annoying though for sure so probably check the merchant now come okay do I have any ghost clubboard I have ghost to I would honestly consider upgrading Dean I mean it doesn't make his buff any better but he would survive more and he's not bad you uh great Club warrant for 500. no way I get him to Plus 10. we have one great room what up so never yeah we have to find rolled this is this is a standard random standard game progression two great rooms to get into Lionel and then roll the die in to go with the lid you know what twig is not the worst thing sure foreign pouch that I should probably buy that I have sort of expendable cash this is definitely the roughest star to random I've ever had but I mean I picked rich so it's on Mim it's really bad luck that it was Gideon though that's that's kind of a nightmare scenario yeah just kill me um I wish I could find a chess piece dude what is my damage negation four my damage negation is four dude oh my Lord that's so bad missing an armor piece in this game is brutal especially chess piece God damn it okay this mask reduces my FP I can make a foul nope that was the wrong food yeah I got the silver fell foot not the not the foot material foreign see what I dislike about having any sort of bias is like so I spent the beginning of this run just like checking a lot of non-combat [ __ ] see if I can find you know a build to use but it feels like such a waste because the bias is just even a little bit of bias it makes the late game locations just so much better to check but it just feels like a waste to do anything early in wow that is a weird enemy okay I should have R won them now I really need to find a cyber three that would be huge what the [ __ ] did I lock on what did I lock onto [Music] this game foreign well I bet you had that room again I'm just I just got a feeling we'll lock on this time there what the what is happening yo skept the cow think about the front my Lord squid out again let's be safe hi guys I have a question no so um I killed the rudder and I got an item yeah from the ones that everybody else has gotten yeah that's what I was just told they didn't tell me the item that they got but they just said it was different different item randomizer settings [Music] three of us got different items from each other so it's not like one of us is off it's like it's like well I can tell you what well no I can't tell you what I got but yeah I don't I don't know if we can confirm that but I was told that it was different I was not told what item it was but I was told that it was different I got a sacred tear I got this idea yeah okay I did not get a sacred cheers for what for ghost Florida or Loretta hello there's no way to know whether or not you're uh gonna get a good item or a bad item because everybody else is insane go do it now yeah uh no I'm busy so what does that mean Aggie did you fight Loretta yet I have not fought Loretta them I say we just scrapped the whole thing you guys got like three I I think that's the only solution I can go back to my Bob but I'm pretty certain I got a sacred tear yeah I was told you got a golden seed so I was so it seems like the only Mitch is off then let me go check the only IM off because now I don't want to be I don't want to be wrong did you use the file Mitch that we had in there to get everything yeah I'm sure it's probably just one random setting that I didn't entirely check yeah I think that's the latest tab is like [ __ ] up on the setting file like we're like I think um I think Bell bearings got randomized too which is kind of yeah that we don't normally do I think it's fine though oh it did wait okay the upgrade ones yeah yeah I'm chilling yeah sure I'm sure that's great for you Chris yeah it's fantastic I'm happy that somebody's chilling what uh what Stones you looking for three yep um grab the first item in the carry Manor entrance okay that's actually okay you guys are thank you shooting for us and you guys need it that's pretty true honestly how good is everybody in this great room search shut up [ __ ] you okay sorry I just checked I got a sacred tear so oh yeah yeah okay so are we are we continuing or what are we what are we doing yeah okay that one's good I mean that means everything else is different to run yeah that's what I worry is that she's got like yeah I I have a great room okay that makes that that's probably I also have one yeah yes yeah so I feel like the main ones are still like fine it's interesting so how did I get well is it a spoiler to say which one it is I guess it doesn't matter because I guess that yeah yeah I got mode scrape room oh oh oh he's got like a disease or something like I I'm sure there's just one random setting that you guys yeah that's different than mine what a disaster um everyone point and laugh at Mitch [Laughter] did the setting wrong um yeah I I think we can just still go I guess I don't know yeah I'll just win with my Superior settings it's fine yeah yeah and then you can all blame the settings when it was clearly a skill issue yeah it's all for fun again I would love silence at this moment I got my wish okay glad we got that all sorted out mostly never mind yeah foreign what happens to the game but just deal with it it's it's fine it's a Gamba dude it doesn't really matter did I pick up my runes there I guess I must if there's a broom drop can you get a zero rune I think you can get a zero bro [ __ ] well for like 2K or whatever it was thank you that was convenient foreign foreign ERS okay okay yep see more importantly 24K okay okay that definitely gets us to 23 strength finally how much strength do we have without the mask 19. oh go go okay well now that we've been given the free info I guess we'll take advantage of it I guess kind of lame I kind of wish you didn't tell us what you know that's the way it is I suppose also now we know to not be Loretto spoiled Chris literally just told us where a somber three is what a penis foreign he said the first item in Korea Manor so maybe the one over here well where are you going okay how am I heavy load dude I don't even have a [ __ ] chest piece [ __ ] off dude right I need to buy this under one should we check what this is no I I need the money so bad there's there's no way it's anything that the worth give me that Secrets here I need that oh which one of you had the [ __ ] pouch too pouch would be nice you that's a really expensive one I do like bubble tea okay I guess I don't really have anything worth putting on their homes all right okay I can't believe I have to take off an armor what do you mean I don't have a two oh my Lord dude I gotta level up some endurance though all right what is that oh Twiggy too I think Rich might suck yeah yeah I'm getting the impression that wretch was a maybe a rougher Choice than originally imagined wait I can buy the five too can't I there was definitely a five Bernie had it all right now here to learn well we didn't have a six right now we're missing six still Carly had something though I think collie might add seven well you're back yeah yeah it's seven okay and yes I remember at the start when I said I'm gonna pick rich and then complain about picking rich yes okay you can't say that I didn't see this outcome coming at least oh I didn't just lay out hi guys I have a really stupid question and it's okay if you don't answer is the Lesser moose a check uh yeah it has an achievement I I yeah I think it is but it's okay generally not okay really yeah that's why I was confused because I I wasn't sure I I feel like sometimes it is and sometimes sometimes it isn't so thank you yeah foreign next on the list of DTS that's gonna be a really bad time oh boy what did you just do though a man just [ __ ] up no worries I've lost before because I checked the wrong booths dude how heavy is this thing 21. horrible decision oh [ __ ] Lord please be a remembrance foreign okay where my math quizzes out how many endurance levels do I need to take to put on [ __ ] Armor because I am just going to get one shot over and over and over again if I don't put on Armor well I can put on these and still be medium load okay fog my figures are what like 20 yeah 20 exactly hello godskin Noble and Commander Nile that is quite the pair for God's kind of hostile dude I never get those backwards I can't believe I just did though another cyber seven uh I dropped something here I thought I mean that's a little more protection sure it was constant Noble in Apostle skin yeah yeah yeah he just went on a diet guys my endurance now is [ __ ] 10. because I thought it'd be a great idea to start wrench because Chris called it Giga Chad he was baiting us it's it's gonna take a [ __ ] ton of endurance levels to get anywhere meaningful Crisco reg I don't know and they came and Josh were both going with the Watchdog stuff memes here we're getting money drops Elise that's nice yep butterfly is custom hell damn it it's a summer Fife I'll take that though I guess you know we'll take a crackpot honestly sure get the jellyfish Shield that could be kind of cool actually okay what do you need for the jellyfish field because I mean it's a damage boost divorce 14 days twenty thousand dollars okay no thanks I'm good Jesus scalpers these days but please let DTS be easy this was the [ __ ] worst because if it's if you like try to clear it and it ends up being too hard it's just a disaster because you're stuck in a loop here because it's a stake and there's no Grace until after you kill them so either you gotta do this ride back here again or you just bash your head into it until you win oh oh nice okay that's omega-free that's kind of shitty dude right I forgot a phone bubble too the [ __ ] what it's this one I forgot this is what even existed dude I don't think I've fought this thing since my casual playthrough what are you doing up there get down okay sure dude if you just gave me a grave in here that would be fantastic okay I don't even know if that's a major boss honestly okay the big is getting there I'll check this version of mountaintop's merchant foreign [Music] not bad okay how much cash is that I don't remember but it's definitely and about 12 and a half K okay that's less than I was gonna guess but I mean still good still good the only major bosses are chicks uh explanation Rando will give you the rundown of what is a check yeah give me those uh the rest is kind of useless again is God's Gonna puzzle at Windmill Village a check I feel like you get an achievement for it but maybe I'm wrong now okay for some reason I always think you get an achievement from him I mean I never check him in Rando [Music] I guess it's just the volcano fatty yeah we still want to ride the karaoke that would be a big find oh is the caled tower water achievement is it also no okay foreign this one that's my favorite drink don't say water okay but honestly like water's great I like milk too TBH water milk coffee and Windex what else do you need the four essential drinks thank you Fireball listen I I enjoyed some Fireballs yes I don't really drink that often that would require socializing yes my my go-to drinks are Fireball if we're doing shots I like just a little Ryan ginger for just doing mixed drinks I like mules too mules are good white wines are good I don't really like red wines at home foreign what the [ __ ] is a mule what what makes a drinker mule I don't I don't really understand all I know is that they're good welcome dear God where are you these I'm hungry Ginger okay every time this Merchant is [ __ ] rigged this Merchant is rigged this is why Chris likes bias because this Merchant always always always always always gets a [ __ ] great room with even just a hint of bias also wait did he sell chess piece I don't think he did oh he did oh did I I didn't get the [ __ ] Bell bearing from him did I [ __ ] and I didn't get a gray spine well you know we've made it this far without one I'll I'll honestly I wouldn't be able to equip It Anyway let's be real oh my God melon shut up my for bringing here and I haven't now we're just doing uh two great rooms this time it's just standard game progression not all seven you know I guess I could have tried the cool guy skip but feel like molding even more than I already am not that much faster hello Lobster no I don't have rolled I need to find a Sauber six and a somber eight nine crab thank you crap [Music] see that's a big white that could be a smithing Stone oh it's her I'm heavy load God damn it this is a light armor piece though oh come on there's got to be something I can change to wear this there's no way this is this heavy I got those okay I'm medium mode if I take off those but I I'd need the headpiece [ __ ] I need to get two more strength levels and then I can take off the headpiece okay we're pantsless I mean it's a dress it makes sense right what's my end uh uh 20 but that's with the helmet so 18 okay so we need two of those levels as well now I should maybe just level into them this probably reduces my FP though which is annoying because this is absolutely a weapon you want to spam the webinar with foreign [Music] that's definitely the Regal one right I do remember him healing the last Ram that we did so I guess it makes sense his boys with him [ __ ] wow that is super lit foreign foreign okay are they all dead they look all dead to me foreign can't keep getting away with it [Music] foreign Jesus Jesus okay now that was not Vitality that that was uh he can't die when he's teleporting like that which is Omega [ __ ] oh yeah hello dog please don't kill me that was a very sudden transition to attacking I I gotta say that was it just no animation God damn it why did I not grab a Grace in goldfish room should have twigged maybe I can twig now the five head use of twig is that if if you just lost your runes and then put on The Twig if you die again before you get them back they're still on the ground it prevents a new room Rob spawn foreign yeah that's too far away I'm so good at Alden ring wow but it gives you five in oh no I have the scar seal on as well I forgot about that okay we can take this off if we want or you can keep it on keep it on honestly whatever we got a little more damage out of it hello Loretta that's not too bad you know when he smiles look at all those smilers Loretta Loretta stop hell is she broken what that is eldering in a [ __ ] nutshell bro [Music] mouth under I feel like I rolled through that first one but you know okay whatever you know yeah I suppose I can't complain when I'm using Bistro than doing the same thing or look at them toes look at the metal toes foreign foreign dude oh my God flask takes forever I still couldn't roll there I wonder if I just chucked a second what if I would have lived foreign damn it Dean summon moment okay okay that's cool come on thy part in this shall not be forgiven while that roll text sucks huh hello why is she doing foreign carrion statue oh Lord My Curse Mark of Death isn't a check right I don't think it is no they mean the Loretta like where Loretta normally is so like where it goes Loretta normally is whatever boss is there and allow me you are unprevented the Thorns supposedly them and guide yeah the location not the boss well what or maybe both technically okay thank you okay I don't have to wear this helmet anymore and I don't have to wear the scar seal anymore I should probably at least take off scar seal because my damage negation okay this is quite the drip and now I have zero useful talismans cool dude awesome I could probably put on better yep okay no I can't put on those okay we're good on the festival looking great buddy nice solder godric cosplay I think that's what that orbit was you know buckler is not the worst pickup I wield that without having no wait I can't even use it oh my God it needs 13 ducks wait so sorry what what was curse mark required or not a sec yes okay well the knowing how bias works I feel like we should check that ASAP [Music] okay just immediately mooned me cool on Boss what the [ __ ] Ed okay it worked it's fine nice I'm messing up my reports I think I shouldn't have something for this this is kind of a [ __ ] show foreign why does it always Target the Dragon it's like specifically the dragon that does this I'm the oh wow I thought oh okay I was thinking the fire was gonna double tap me but you know that that works to uh I suppose thank you yeah we need rolled [Music] there's five again we're picking them nice foreign foreign yeah no summons for you okay there's Riker's great room okay underground immediately I kind of think he is all right curse mark yeah no I'm I'm obsessed with a curse mark let's do it I guess I could walk the volcano Banner but annoying I really really should have grabbed a Grace by Galway Merchant because now if I if I need to go back to volcano I gotta do that a whole trip again and it's gonna be really annoying ungrateful Swan thank you for the six months they're a checklist uh no not really if you mean like a checklist of [ __ ] we've done this run yeah you can check the mod page I know that'll list all the locations yes the run is less [ __ ] now yes we made it over the hurdle that Gideon was just a bad time everyone loves to act like Gideon is the Pinhead of this game and it's just inaccurate dude's terrifying or pinwheel Pinhead LOL pinwheel that's the one Pinhead pinheads the tour dude right Pinhead exists that's a thing foreign I really hope this is a that would be very pog okay cool well hopefully that did not put me too far back I feel like we might have to walk through the whole thing again though hey guys yo what's up going for you guys it's going all right um it's going really badly I haven't found anything okay [Music] how about you um yeah what boss are you on I can't say wouldn't you like to know Chris confidential information yeah yeah right is anyone having a really easy time and just kind of having just no problems at all I had like a really really really [ __ ] early game but now it's going a lot better yeah I'm kind of on that same trick yeah you guys finally found your somber threes something like that yeah yeah I know where it was turns out it's not there in mind plus two it's not ideal thank you it sounds like a skill issue honestly yeah what is everyone's like upgrade level um your weapon is a plus ten oh yeah oh yeah I'm at plus five but I've got a couple sombers in the inventory same it was plus eight for a while but got it to Plus 10. I feel like I'm not like I'm racing Aggie foreign Gideon was not a cool Market I gotta say that was I was not I was very fortunate that I got him down first try I got him first try too so but he's a pain in the ass yeah for sure [ __ ] that guy then when taking a bathroom break so far oh no I I really have to go though I just got the I got the bottle it's all good right yeah you know what they're not rich okay unless they are but we'll just pretend like they're not from now until proven otherwise my run is going so great that I have to go get some wine to celebrate really excited about that great this is nothing bro are you kidding okay oh no it's so gonna be in Ryan Lucario there's zero chance it's not in Rio Lucario this this is the bias experience isn't that fun guys I can't go to Ryan that's the problem I don't have the key it's only 20 bias we have three great runes which is more than enough we're only doing a two great room standard run this time I I am convinced that rolled Medallion will be in the chest at Ryan Lucario because that just feels like a biased thing to do yo I love that one oh well uh Gigi's guys I literally said like five seconds ago I said I think Chris is like on the final boss right now huh yeah it's a cool Final Bosses yeah where where are you I guess I don't wanna you guys will spoil are you it's always that Lich what the [ __ ] oh sorry I just unmuted it's all good um yeah I was your guys's are you guys still un finding rolled rolled I feel like I got pretty pretty early for that is somewhere else so true I've been trying to find World this whole damn time I'm trying to find a somber three thank you Chris Chris it's his little little [ __ ] smuggle chuckle that really doesn't I'm Chris I'm so cool foreign [Music] can this please work thank you that jump is weirdly difficult uh probably just thought I'd let you know the the place you're in now is not ever an important check thought I'd share that thanks Chris yeah no problem pot so are like so you're done are we like are people finishing I mean you guys keep going yeah this is first I think it's still fun to play WoW depending on how long this world takes I think I'm going to call it on this uh if anyone wants to do some Bingo let me know I mean I I just figured I'd you didn't know that that place isn't a check so I'm trying to help sorry if they came across the wrong way no that's okay thanks Chris yeah okay hello four to six right the boss is not active yet foreign I was in a boss fight did someone say they won yeah okay and everyone else is gonna keep going yeah I think okay sounds good I'll keep going too then are you still on this route for a roll yes I am [Music] like I deserve a staggered here but now okay hi bud this is the fortislex dude this thing slaps dude Marvel trailer of music I don't know if I hear that but uh sure oh okay thanks what do you think should we should we moose should we baby moose I kind of want to check the merchant down there I'm suspicious of the merchants foreign could you go away to bear got a dork wow foreign [ __ ] hello this game would be better with a lot of things or without a lot of things true a lot of uh unnecessary components here in the album ring don't bully Chris guys it's all in good all right moose okay Lobster maybe I should have arrested for my eels say it's fine something easy I mean he's squishy at least foreign [Music] oh that was extremely convenient foreign [Music] all right moose moose moment well now nothing else matters now now we're in go mode holy [ __ ] that would have been gamer I don't know if this works without the shield Columbus always the Moose always the merchant Randall one on one 101 um Rando with bias101 an ultimate bread does anything with the Gypsy foreign boss tricks if I first try everything probably like 20 minutes 30 minutes face thinking about the prime and renetto think about the two of them turd thing of the two gifties I really I really need to find a zombie six now otherwise my damage is gonna become an issue God damn it way to troll me plant eater you think of the front nice hype train gamers foreign well I don't miss him he's never been in here but I see him other shots and he it's Good Emo Joel is is peak Joel is a 3D bottle of a fish that spins clockwise it's very important can't I just Adam well sure but you guys could request I mean I don't want to add them myself he's here Joel let's go what a beautiful beautiful fish if only it showed up on screen rip VOD frogs ashken think of the two boats foreign still broken can you not do a mid-air jump if you walk off with a big heavy weapon I thought they fixed that but it wouldn't let me there I swear they fixed it at some point I guess not you can do it there's just still a slight delay that's so whack Gucci oh hello tibia Maryland now this has never participated he was in here earlier though and he said he would so we'll get him in the Discord and then maybe you joined something and didn't join today either but that's probably because he's still sleeping ohane oh what the [ __ ] Jesus finished key item randomization merging in foggate Rando yo [ __ ] doing the Lord's work man okay money money how did Chris finish that early I mean okay to be fair if I didn't waste like half an hour dying to Gideon and other various enemies at the beginning it wouldn't be that far off but I guess it depends how long it takes from here to finish I feel like probably not that long well I guess that really depends if I if I'm stuck at plus five this this could very quickly be a bad time okay dude I really need to not die I've skipped all the grazes what did I say lobster oh God Nile now we're in Gilmore we're just going to the end unless I get hard stuck and then I desperately search for a Sombra six if we can get through fire giant we can probably get through anything this fire giant is the [ __ ] worst if you're low on damage the [ __ ] worst your shittykins thank you for seven months which Loop the fire Giants two bosses this fire giant normally has two Health fourths well he doesn't really though fire giant it basically works like godric but they're they're coded differently the fire giant phases are two separate bosses foreign uses the same trick as Gale Gale is two bosses technically are you saying godric does mimic 2 would be very nice as one of the fizz give me give me mimic tear and and I don't know Market Market's pretty cool super mode I wouldn't mind sewer mode let's see I should have sat for teals you know what let's just do that oh God that's a little better Placida sax I would alter forward again sags and Melania would be just the worst okay dog you know what we'll we'll take dog that's not that bad I was an unfortunate print trap dude oh my God I gotta get used to have [ __ ] trash this dude's roll attackings or this weapons are all attackers yeah that damn it is Chill [Music] foreign [Music] okay that was easy Eldon Beast sure oh God and his health isn't completely ridiculous yeah Matt definitely fixed the fire giant scaling if I'm doing this much damage plus five especially since this is Magic damage and red wolf should have resisted magic damage foreign foreign [Music] foreign foreign foreign [Music] tended oh God this is not good except the eyeball where I think the Rings are [ __ ] oh nice touch foreign foreign that took a really [ __ ] long time how we get the glintstone oh and the bell bearing though wait that's the Bell bearing for five and six right are we saved yes oh my God we're saved it's okay well at least we get a plus seven I mean it's no plus nine or ten but it'll it'll be good enough still missing the eight and I think a nine thanks I thank you for the three months dude Jesus okay it was 240 when we found rolled I thought I think and I said 20 or 30 minutes if we first try everything and that alone we first tried and it it almost took 20 minutes [ __ ] mountaintops dude my Lord uh no no let's just save the rest for a second so we can buy it upgrade ice world I'm dead are you to come Azure scales with strength fog ger eight ship number eight [ __ ] okay buddy I should probably put on to it that's a good idea eight [ __ ] eight also yeah of course it gives me a six now what the [ __ ] man thank you I mean you know what it it saved us uh some some money like I guess also I am heavy luck with the twig on that's unfortunate I'm just gonna keep going to the next person in case we stumble and donate or the Bell bearing although I don't think the bellberry can be in its vanilla location [Music] but we we might get it from Duo foreign oh okay six eggs okay nice one little Kelly wait right I got the [ __ ] sombered six I forgot you wrong okay I mean that's it's still pretty good upgrade make sure you get more endurance no yeah we're just missing eight and nine we can buy ten the eight and nine Bell bearing is in here somewhere that's either on Duo Placida sax or malacheth obviously I'm not gonna dude set a sacks just for that oh hello Nile we're ready for you holy [ __ ] dude [ __ ] him up holy they canceled him out of his [ __ ] phase transition you know they can do that I should have been spamming my Weaponry the whole time that was really dominating all right some of the bird yeah that was bewitching branch that is why you always start with bewitching brands quickly to do that foreign thing a check oh no okay items in general aren't okay thank you yeah I was told curse mark once um I don't think it is I actually don't even think Fortis X is to check because apparently he's visible if you like kill Thea or something and like it says that on the randomizer page yeah um although discarded palski is a chick there's some exceptions I guess like because that's like kind of a quest item technically um it's very confusing yeah oh wait curse mark As in the carrying inverted Tower yeah that's a check yeah going up that Tower is is a check um my bad I was thinking four to six you're right um so yeah I don't know generally Quest items aren't but I feel like finger Slayers yeah I want to say yeah I've never had that okay we should be finishing this pretty soon Beast Joe here we go oh wait we got the both of them okay that was nice well I am zero second thank you for the gift set okay I should sell this oh no okay did I order monitors yet it says X on my weapon because I I'm not too handing it so it thinks that I don't have enough strength okay look now we get to do this because I'm a cool guy I know how to do this now thanks glitchless speedruns I can't believe I never found a useful talisman oh that might be a problem don't get it my way please [ __ ] and no I think it's a it's a bell for eight stones and then a bell for a bell for nine Stones I don't remember why is that a rough Landing what the [ __ ] one two three four five six seven eight and then nine yeah yeah yeah that was about to be an incident oh my God I was so ready for the butter ledge so so ready hello bug okay [ __ ] you Jesus dude eggs other moves oh boy oh my God this is destroyed Jesus foreign field trip I love field trip [Music] she's kind of tanky I'm just gonna take three's life maybe before God although I did that really inefficiently foreign I swear that was three wanna [Music] it's just Bell bearings all over the place why did his audio change ears that was interesting foreign I think it was just Mitch that [ __ ] up the settings dude holy that was a lot of damage from that and it says it has C scaling the the letters mean actually nothing dude some C scalers scale better than b scalers like why it's just based off the base damage and if it has a high base damage even if the scaling is lower it gets more per because it's like a percentage of your base damage I mean that's stupid though that's just weird that's so unintuitive is it like that on all the souls games foreign by the way oh no my nemesis ah well this is just always amusing though What a Sad State of Affairs yeah I commend your spirit but alas None Shall take the throne Queen Marcus High Hopes for us that we continue to struggle onto eternity here we go hit the double spins in the skin oh no [ __ ] [Music] did that stagger him but not do damage is that what just happened all right oh wow a lord not even you a man a man sexist okay pretty [ __ ] up dude foreign oh no no no wait I'm magic damage it's fine hello oh my God I almost feel bad for him but I don't [ __ ] this guy yeah see and this is uh the power of magic damage it just [ __ ] shreds these guys and then you still lose foreign all right all right that's only phase one please please please be super Moog oh no if it's sewer mode it's fine I think it's the remote you should have done a who knows by now okay happiness foreign foreign do not [ __ ] choke dude amen nice drink thy strength dude Rusty he's such a meme all right who does uh okay that's uh not my favorite boss in the game [ __ ] I'm gonna get it [ __ ] okay okay well I guess we'll hit him in the ass I'm stuck foreign foreign damn it yo let's go damn it Josh good job thanks I just got rolled I was so excited I was cruising through the mountaintops yeah crushed my dreams the world is pretty annoying yeah just on every randomizer where rolled as a thing I always find worlds very annoying to pick up yay it was a little challenging and it was locked behind a decent boss too so yeah yep yeah it was fun I really liked that seat overall though yeah I thought it was a cool scene it's pretty good I'm I'm glad you guys had a nice scene yeah Mitch how's it going stronger too uh so pain yeah I've I've searched the entire world like three times over and I still can't find anything higher than the two oh no where was everyone else did I even have a like a chance at third I'm in the final boss right now oh Iggy I threw to that boss a few times yeah I like just got here I'm on my second attempt okay I think I'd you can catch up I think it took me three attempts I don't like this boss that's for sure it was very fun though that was yeah that was a good feed it was a good time I'd definitely do that again yeah yeah it's Brandon's really fun but like next time we all have the same seed except somehow we make Chris have to get all seven great rooms and we we all get to that's a lot of yeah now we're I agree and if Chris doesn't agree to those terms then we've he has to eat in an onion before he can play with us yeah well hey the onion is for losing all right no for you it's not it's the ticket in I'm sorry but I mean you're the Biggest Loser out of all of us Chris so I think oh I'm not the one who's an hour behind my time I'm sorry Chris I saw an opportunity okay yeah yeah but yeah thank you guys so much for doing this for a first race I had a lot of fun so hopefully I can do another one in the future it was great yeah yeah it's fun a lot of fun what's going on over here don't talk um what's happening there's a reason that I take the weapon that I take and I think it's because of the boss that Dom is on oh I I think I know yeah my weapon's pretty good for that uh violent Gargoyles from Morgan there it is oh that's terrible yeah it's only phase one oh yeah do you know what phase two is you know what I am suddenly very happy that I didn't make it to the end of the game I've literally had the Gargoyles uh done uh uh poison but three times in a row so that's pretty cool what weapon do you guys have that is so good for gargoyles I can't speak right now because I'm so tired anything that's a watchdog staff oh yeah the problem is like most of the bosses on this uh seed were not good for the Watchdog staff at all hmm it's more like that weapon just isn't good it's more like like you're not good you guys know what weapon I took no one's ever gonna guess uh um well I did take that after yeah I did that after but my starting class oh okay yeah any wretch enjoyers yeah I started with a broadsword broadsword is a very good yeah I actually you started I used broadsword against um the first couple of bosses yeah yeah then I found help in school or I found that before oh yeah yeah that's like such a good weapon I got like the magician charm yeah I did recently so it's like super nice practice Yeah it's a really good weapon yeah it has Frost and the buck like bro this boss is just broken in all arenas except it's insane I think it's my favorite status so weird okay well I'm going to bed because I am so tired right now um again thank you guys are super fun yeah you're ever down just asking Dad I'm sure people will I love doing the randomizer the problem is I usually by the time you guys are on and like just starting your streams I'm getting in bed so yeah Wendy usually end streams I usually am done around like five or six sometimes seven depending on what I'm doing uh Central yeah see I start at like eight Central so I know yeah you guys are the lake crew but yeah Parky we can always come up with the time I don't mind staying up later if you ever want to do some fun Bingo yeah I don't know what I'm doing yeah yeah that'd be great all right guys take care have a good rest of your night bye guys Aggie how's your uh how's your fight going I don't like this man [Laughter] I had that one and had a randomizer basically get soft locked because every phase transition will fall it's the other guy that flies all over the place yeah I had him in my first randomizer ever do that and he'll get stuck down there and he did you know like the big attack down there I don't know just like based off who's after him yet uh Aggie no okay he won't let me hit him he just chills down there yeah what dude it's ridiculous oh my God he fell again well I finally found get out of number three but a regular smithing Stone so now I can actually have an upgraded weapon Mitch what game version are you on I was thinking maybe that's why yours is [ __ ] though 1.08.1 oh okay that's current right are you down touching for your ball Speedos not I I was not for Falls but uh I will for a bloodhound thanks okay okay wait is there a reason to or you just won crowd struggling couch toggling that is a reason I think what if you if you down patch oh never mind I was gonna say uh wait what about DLC well I'm just saying if you get used to couch taller then DLC comes out yeah that's true I'm not gonna be any of that oh I'm useless but yeah like balls you don't want a down patch because of um they're just worse if you down patch yeah you think I think that's why you would have been at the start more so that elderly came out but it's so related so late I think that coach is not the ends yeah no I I agree oh but it's a glitch to them gosh that was incredible shut the [ __ ] this is the longest [ __ ] fight of all time I swear to God if I die to these lasers feels Moog huh oh yeah that's it's having the experience that I was talking about but the lasers I hate everything about me yeah it's like a terrifying dude this is nothing you can do about it it taken years Bryce didn't go with Blaster displayed I guess he's on goth stock spill bearing noise I'd never checked that dude foreign okay so much did you just like accidentally have like the scenes so pretty no all the I think I'm pretty sure the starting were the same I'm pretty sure it's just one of the like where things can place be placed uh settings must be different oh yeah [Music] I like your weapons transition a frost on it what do you mean like dual defense oh I should not have put this weapon heart on oh God I should not have put frost on Boozled got outplayed is what it was uh oh my god well here we [ __ ] go again he does face for instance I mean his face two and a half obviously he's already foreign foreign even if even if he did dunk himself off the arena it's annoying as [ __ ] that's cool needs to stop some music thank you it's not worth going from stagger just the 602s five sure fascinating hitbox thank you oh [ __ ] thought I'd get a stagger uh I'm [ __ ] dude [Music] I can't Target him when he's on I can't lightning yeah I'm bummed I can't no hit horrorlu I'm not that good at him oh but we'll try I can do these sure let's dump oh okay we're not foreign what what just take it it doesn't matter anyway God damn it dude I had warming Stones so warming Stones suck but those things suck foreign come here burb get your little butt out here [Music] there he goes pop stuck on his little toe foreign good damage though he just falls on this on this final to slide section only positioning even matters foreign excessive staller it's ridiculous I hate bosses that do this every boss in Elder ring is a staller that this guy is the most taller though oh [ __ ] he landed this oh well okay rip name no one has ever dodged all of these lasers oh oh do not fly I hate you wow did you just dodge one of the most difficult attacks in the game okay here's a reward I'm Gonna Fly again you thought you got to attack no no no no no foreign are you kidding me I'm dead foreign dude come on come on bro ridiculous and then people would be like no this boss is awesome dude he was so cool when I fought him in my one and only playthrough it's he's so cool looking and cinematic the cashery looks cool he's also annoying his [ __ ] scene this guy is more annoying than mug but Moog face 2 is more [ __ ] what what do you even do like what do you even use it dang I thought I was gonna get a second stagger 40 fluid that would have been sick Bird come here and die okay foreign body come here please cycle this guy you ridden all over the Vlog no what is that magnet stuff I just want to punch him in his face dude oh this boss is anti-fod it's it's the least fun thing ever designed hello I'm back ah oh oh [Music] foreign [Music] dude do not [ __ ] one shot me foreign foreign well that was truly something that was truly truly something Alden ring what a video game Gigi's finally is a Time waster dude what a [ __ ] troll yeah especially when he so it was plastic into the arena God man yeah for for us at least yeah yeah uh I think I have the same uh enemies enemies just different items oh you think so okay yeah what let's see what this fight is yeah that's what we got there so yeah I think it might be the same enemies you're right well it probably is yeah what was your uh Gold free uh Regal moose yeah yep yeah that was it yep yep yeah I think it's just uh an item setting got whacked out [Music] um yeah GG's guys eat cheese you know what I'll I'll accept being the third best element player of all time you gotta eat a second onion yeah onion I ate was like worth four onions okay I was a big onion I think Josh the one Josh got is actually bigger so but has he eaten yeah no he hasn't so he's you are the Imperial actually eating at the day of ggs everybody randoms are fun they sure are a break from like dingoes and stuff here in there [Music]

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