All right. We're checking out the only game where the more myths we bust,
the more I wanna set my computer on fire. It's GTA. Well, after the last videos, the suggestions for myths to be busted
continue to roll in and some of them are paragraphs long. But because I'm a sicko, I've got Alex and Danny
to build me scenarios to make these myths come true. Let's do this. Okay. So this one says you can't skydive
through the monument in the downtown-- aw. Through the monument
in the downtown Legion square and survive. So I had to figure out with Alex
what exactly this is talking about. We found it. The problem is there is literally
the smallest hole. Oooh. It's a skydive through
like it's possible maybe, but just barely. I feel like people just enjoy
seeing me ragged all the death. Okay. Uh, I don't know
if I can fly through this. I might have to try
and pull my chute right at the end. I don't know
if I can get the forward motion. All right. Here's the plan. Halfway through I've got a-- Oh God. Halfway through, I'm gonna pull my chute and that should pull me
through the rest of the monument. This monument's color used to be gray. Soon it will be red. I almost got there.
I think this is possible. I don't think that the-- I don't think
the parachute open all the way. I just need it
to slow me down a little bit so I get the rest of the way through. That's too low. The other problem is
the parachute doesn't pull right away. Like it takes like an eighth of a s- it takes like an eighth of a second
so I'm always behind. Oh, this looks good.
This looks good. This looks good. Now-- I caught the top of my once blonde hair
on the stone. I actually need
to change my hair color to red just because it's caked with blood now. Okay.
That was- that was my new personal best. It's just me
diving on the haters over here. Ragdoll style. [laughs] Okay, I'm-I'm-I'm getting the timing and how many forward pumps
of the joystick? Uh, yeah, 'cause, yeah,
if you can you have to open it inside. I'm-I'm going to do this. I don't care what it takes. Now. Yes, yes, no, no. You die if you hit the ground from-- Okay, hold on.
I-I think I can still do this. What'd you think I was gonna let it-- let a myth go and bust it now. Okay. Yes, yes, yes. [laughs] Onto the next myth. It says you can't skydive
into a small falling burning meteorite and survive. I don't actually know
if the meteorite is what kills you or the fire burns you alive? Well, first I have to find a way
somehow to dive onto one. I've dove onto a car
and I've dove onto a person. Diving onto a meteorite while it's falling
is going to be really tough. Okay. That meteorite looks good. Oh, all right. That meteorite
completely heated itself out of existence. Guess I'll choose a different one. This one looks like a peanut.
That's pretty sweet. Oh, oh. I'm still alive. I mean, I hit it.
I didn't really land on it though. And it wasn't burning,
so I can't count that one. Come to daddy, Gray,
you beautiful burning ball of death. Oh wow. All right. I really need to kind of steer myself
a little bit lower. Now they're not on fire anymore.
Well, that kind of ruins everything. Oh, this one's on fire. This is on fire. Come here, baby, come here.
Come here. No. Well, this is going to hurt. Nevermind. Poop. Okay. This one's a really big meteorite. Uh, well, I kind of missed that one. That would've been
a perfect size meteorite. How about one of these? Yeah. That right. Okay, man, is it? It is really hard to land on a meteorite. Uh, you wouldn't hit that blimp,
would you? Oh, it didn't hit the blimp that-- never mind. Just, let me have my one burning meteor. Oh, I got it. And no, it doesn't kill you.
You're totally fine. It actually doesn't even set you on fire.
Sweet. Okay. Next myth. Okay. This is just by someone
who clearly hates me. It says, is that a piece of a plane
in the middle of my thumbnail hole? It says you can't wall ride
through multiple thumbnail halls. Alex says he wasn't really sure
what it meant by multiples so he decidexcd
to put 13 on here you sickos. There we go.
One-- oh God, this is gonna be impossible. Ah, yes. Unlucky 13. Okay. So high and then slightly lower, way low. Oh. How am I supposed to make that one? I love
how someone just says thumbnail holes. And Alex is like,
"How can I make this harder? I know
I'll stagger them all over the place." You have no idea how many
thumbnail holes I've wall read through? Oh, God. All right. Here we go.
13 holes. 1, 2, 3, I-- Hmm. I really need to think about that one.
All right. Here's the plan. I haven't made it
past the third thumbnail hole yet. We're gonna drift it down
and then pull up. Not yet. Watch now, now. Okay. I can get-- this is amazing. [laughs] I mean, it didn't beat me technically.
I just can't go home now. Okay, one, two, there it is, three, Oh, God, four, five. Oh sweet Jesus, six.
Oh my God, I'm doing it. No, let me have this. One, okay, two slow and drift. Three, four, five mid-low, then mid, then mid, then below, then top. Oh, God. Yet I don't know how many that is.
I'm almost there, almost right there. "This is going to happen, Alex." Oh, let it happen. Okay. Okay, I feel- I feel pretty good about this one.
I feel real good about this one. All right, then low to high to mid, low to high, I got it, to mid. [laughs] That was small, onto the next myth. This one says you can't kill a Seagull
by skydiving into it. [laughs] What? All right, we got our Seagull prepared.
Yeey. Okay. And, Ow. Um, actually, the problem
is gonna be hitting the seagull. It's so small. "Hey there, Mr. Seagull, I wanna hug you." It's basically the state bird of Florida.
Ow. What's crazy is if the seagull like--
Ugh, I'm so close. If the seagull drank blood to live,
like it would have a feast down here because my juices are just spraying out of my cranium
all over the place. Uh, that looks pretty good. Never mind. [laughs] I headbutted the seagull
but it's still alive. I-I think I have to hit it like blush. I headbutted that Seagull
like I was playing soccer. Ugh, now I'm never gonna be able
to hit that Seagull again. I mean, I didn't-- it wasn't--
Watch out, Watch out, watch out. Yes. Do you know
how much pain you caused me, you little flying rat? Onto the next myth. This says you can't blow up
a flying helicopter with a Ruiner using non-guided missiles. I think you guys just like to see me try and hit stuff
with these stupid unguided missiles. Because, first off, I have to deal with the fact that the Ruiner wobbles
all over the place. And then I have to deal with the fact that like, the missiles never go
where you shoot at all. Right, pop it. That's actually--
that was actually a really good yee. Ugh, I can't arc. I gotta like-
I gotta like pull upward though because the problem is
if the helicopter gets too high above me, there's no way I can arc my shot that high
to hit it. This one actually might be good.
Here we go. Uh, now, nope. Now, that was kind of close. Okay. At this point, I'm just guessing. All right, we got a helicopter over
at the three o'clock over air and pop it, pull it. There we go. Oh, this is good. This is good.
Here we go. Here-here we are. Now. Oh, come on and like--
and I do evasive maneuvers too. I think I can actually line this up. [laughs] I tried, waiting on, you helicopter, pop, pull, and fire. Ugh. Okay. So the missiles are actually
like slower than I remember them. I gotta- I gotta like-- Oh, oh, oh, it's against the building.
It's so close. If you ever needed something
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but I think I might be able to arc down. Oh, I don't want to run into it.
Yeah. [laughs] Oh, I got it while I was in mid-fall. [laughs] Next myth. Oh, I got the motorcycle too. Okay,
so this is one of the paragraph ones. It says you can't stick a sticky bomb
to a spinning turbine prop. And it has the prop go up and blow up a helicopter
that is flying above wind turbine. What? [laughs] First off- first off, how are you supposed
to get a sticky bomb onto the turbine? How am I supposed to do this? Because the-the sticky bomb
throws so slow. Like, when am I supposed to release this? I don't even know
if I could throw it high enough. Actually, I have a plan. All right. See, if I throw it sideways then I'll-I'll have the prop there
most of the time. The fan for the-- Man, I still can't get the-- I still can't get it like high enough. Okay, I might need some assistance
from a vehicle here. [bleep]
All right, here's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna take this. Okay. We're gonna put this
right on the side of the wind turbine. This should prop me up enough in order to throw a sticky bomb onto-- this is assuming you can even throw
a sticky bomb onto a wind turbine. I've never tried this. Okay. You're gonna climb up here and I should be lined up pretty good. Well, it's not sideways, so I'm just gonna have to throw it
the old-fashioned way. But I think I can get it. Ye. Ye. I'm-- I-- maybe now. Um, it's gonna be great if this whole time I've been trolled and there's absolutely no way to throw a sticky bomb
onto the-the fan of the wind turbine. You have no idea at this point how many of these I've thrown
to try and get on the turbine prop. I don't even know how-- Oh my God. Whoa. Oh, God. Oh, God. Okay. I don't wanna have to do this again. All right. Uh, okay. So, okay, okay, okay. I-- okay. So on the top prop right now. Okay. I just gotta follow that prop
and the second it gets close enough. Wait for it. [chuckles] Are you ready? Yeah. Myth busted onto the next one. So this says you can't fly a prop plane inside of one of the top floors
of a construction building with the red bars and survive. Now, luckily, I've actually had to wall ride
through these buildings before, so I know what you're talking about. Okay. So here's the trick. The bars don't technically count as props. So you can go through them with a car,
I would assume. Oh my God. Uh, hmm. Okay, I think all that happened was I caught my landing gear on it
here low. Okay. So you can go through it. I just have to figure out a way
to slow down quick enough to not die. So the difficulty of this isn't actually getting through
the tiny thumbnail hole of the top level. It's-it's landing it. I'm gonna try
and stall it onto the top level. Here we go. Ready? And there you go. [laughs] Onto the next bit. Okay. This says you can't shoot a rocket
at an oppressor MK2, then outrun the rocket using super run. Then get on the oppressor and fly away
before the rocket blows you up. What? Okay. So I have to shoot the rocket use super run, outrun it, get on the oppressor and then fly away. Here we go. And-- All right, so super run. Outrun the rock. Okay. Okay. The problem is going to be
getting onto the oppressor. Uh, if I aim right at the end.
Okay. Like right about here,
the problem is, Oh God. I can't mess this up at all. Go. Ow. Oh, in this super run,
it throws me so hard that I hit the wall and
like knock myself out. Okay. So I need to do a lot of things perfectly
here and rocket, run. Now don't hit the-- okay. Get on it. No, I was right there. Okay. Here's the plan. The oppressor has a boost.
We're gonna use that. Okay. Run it. And don't hit yourself. You're good. Get on it. Boost it. Ah, the animation is what gets me
to get on the oppressor. I have a quick question too. Why would anyone come up with this? Like why would you suggest this? Pop it, run it, and oh, oh, oh, I'm dead. Attempt number 4 million. Outrun- outrun the missile. Get--
no, no, no, no, no, no. How many oppressors must be slain? Uh, there's no way. I don't care. How many times it takes outta the way. Get on it. Go. Moose. Yes. Yeah. Well, the myth is busted in
and so is my will to live. Anyway, folks,
hope you enjoyed this episode of GTA. Until next time, stick back.
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