All right. We're checking out the only game where the only thing
that high IQ secrets managed to do is make me wish I didn't exist anymore.
It's GTA. So, once again- Oh God.
People have provided different secrets and things inside of GTA
and then have included challenges for me to complete- How am I supposed to do this?
And have included challenges for me to complete. The first one is after you get launched
by a wind turbine- Oh, my God! You can actually fire a weapon for a
few seconds before you go into freefall. So the challenge is: Gray, can you: A. Snipe a person while up in the air,
and B. Can you hit a moving plane while up in the air. Now, this is obviously
the preliminary challenge. So this is the one I should have no issues with. I need a target to be able
to use this sniper rifle. I don't really see anything around me. There is a plane that-
Is there really nothing around here? Isn't there, like, someone on a dirt bike or something.? A lot of my blood spray. Oh, there's. There's something. Oh, here we go. We got someone trying to fix a tire. Little do they know, Gray Still Plays is chilling out by the wind turbines. Listen, these wind turbines
have ruined my life for years. Now they can ruin yours. And then in the end-
Oh, there's a dirt bike. Hold on. Hold on. I don't know if I can hit this guy. Ughhhh... While he's moving. He's so tiny, poor dirt bike guy. He's like, "Listen, it's genetics." That's what I was going to say is...
There it is! Okay, so there is a plane that hovers around here. So we get the- we get the- Oh you get a little bit of a low hangtime
there from when you're getting launched in the, uh... by the wind turbine,
the rockets go really low. Right. I'm trying to alternate
between the two of these until I complete both these challenges. The last challenge, Alex said, is
probably possible, which means I'm going to end up sitting there for a year
and a half until I finally get it done. Okay. We got a guy on a motorcycle,
so it's like 90 degrees to my left. So we're going to get the yeet. OR whereas a garriott and wait for it
right in the middle. A star. The yeet! Oh! Oh my God!
*laughter* IIIIIIIIIIII...... I never thought that
I would have completed that that quickly. Okay. On to the rocket launcher. The problem is, I have to always
wait for this plane. Okay. He's pretty lined up. It looks like Alex got this right in the right spot,
so I have to aim low. Like, really- Well, no, actually, I have to aim... No, I definitely have to aim low. If there's one thing I love, it's
experiencing freefall over and over again. And at least this biplane is slow. So what you do is you roll into the spot. Okay, that looks good. Low again and then high. I'm not going to lie. It's really sad when- Where'd it go? Where'd it go?
When hitting a plane with a rocket launcher is harder than hitting a person
with a sniper rifle. I'd also like to take a moment to mention that person wasn't
just like doing nothing. He was actually riding
his motorcycle at the time. Alright, here we go.
Low... That was real low. There. Did I leave it? Oh, my God!
Is it going to work? How? How come it- I can't believe-
Hold on. Yes, I got it. And I got tapped by a wind turbine, but it did blow up.
Onto the next secret! Okay, so this one says you can float. Huh? A BMX bike by holding s and pressing. Ohhhhhhh!
by holding s and pressing space. Cool. And then Alex has created-
Ungh! I just wanted to see
if I could get the driver. And then Alex has created a high IQ challenge using this secret. Here. We. Go. Alright. So do you- Okay. I think I understand
what I'm supposed to do besides have my groin go straight
through my sternum. Okay, so obviously what happens here
is this turns green and then this is going to disappear. So I have to make sure I hover. All right. Actually,
it's actually kind of hard to do. I thought it would work, like, every time. Don't mind me. I'm just practicing. And people around me are screaming
in terror at my David Blaine abilities. I'm David Blaine. Oh, no, I'm not. I'm dead. I'm so dead right now. Come on, baby. Just one time. Okay? Oh, yeah. Here we go. Yeah. All right. So now I just have to wait
for the floor to come back. Ow! Ow! Ow! I didn't realize that
I was going to be getting shot at while I- Where's the other part? Oh, no. Come on. All right, so go. And then hop it. Yes. I found a better way to do this. If you hold S and W,
it seems to work a lot better. Ow. Okay. Take him out. Go forward. Get to the second track over here.
You got to get to the second one. All right. No problem.
Plenty of time. Get halfway. Jump it, hold it. Take out the gun. Waiting for it. Where's the guy? Here we go. Boom! Head shot. No problem. Like, as hard as possible. Get to the second layer. Jump.
Argh! Every time I try and jump. I think I'm making a good decision. And then my. And I was going to say. And then I end up swallowing my own groin.
All right. I think I. Pretty much. There we go.
I think I pretty much have this down. So now we're going to wait
for the guy to pop up. Blast him. No problem. Drop. Go, superspeed. S.W. Spacebar. Yesssss.... Okay, so now there should be another guy
that appears off to my right. You ready? You ready? Here we go. There he is. Blast him. Luckily, he's not as good of a shot
as his buddy is. Pedal super hard! And we have a checkpoint!
On to the next challenge. Okay, so this one is. You can do a giant launching backflip if you use force field and a parachute.
Climb the Maze Bank. This actually came up
twice. Climb the Maze Bank. Someone said, that sounds really easy. And then someone else
said, Land on a moving blimp. So here's how it works. Oh, my God. Oh Jesus! Okay, so what I was going to say
is, here's how it works. If you pull, you-
*laughter*
I'm right back where I started! If you pull the parachute,
you end up doing like this gigantic flip. But like, the backwards
momentum is so ridiculous. So what I'm going to try and do from
because you started the number 11 launch pad. I'm going to try and jump
and then I guess I'll have to freefall out a little bit from this building
and then we'll climb from there. Otherwise, we'll just keep hitting the building and giving myself brain damage.
There we go. Here we go. Okay. Yeah. See, that's a- Whoa!!! It keeps bringing me right back to the beginning! Can you even land on top of a blimp like this? Are you kidding me? And space. Okay. And then jump. Ummm.... Man, you really need to kind of manage
your forward momentum to do this, too. So, like, you don't want to forward
momentum too much. You want upward momentum. Yeah, but not too much. Because then you just go backwards. This is this is a
this is a daredevil like dance. There we go. That's good height. Okay. I think I could definitely do this. I can definitely get the Maze Bank I might be at trying to get the-
There we go. I might be at trying to get the blimp
for like an hour and a half, but I'm not going to give up. We're going- We're going to get the blimp. Alright, I think I'm like halfway up
the Maze Bank here. Watch it. Good yeet! Oh yeah. Got a lot of height on that one. It's all about not going too far though,
because I don't want to- My problem is I lose a bunch of, like,
a bunch of altitude as well on the flips. Okay, so now I'm above the Maze Bank,
so I just align myself up, get a little bit of forward
momentum and then yeetus! Okay. Now a closer to the Maze bank. I don't want to smash
my head on the windows. Oh, great. There's a
helicopter chilling out. I don't want to smash my face on
the windows is the only problem. I don't-
I- Oh, my God. Yeah!
*laughter* Yes. Well, that was actually
it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. Okay, so here's what we're going to do.
There's the blimp. All right? I've got to jump. I've got to get some distance. And then-
Ahhhhh! Don't mind me just to go-
Feel free to use my saliva to clean your windows there. What I was going to say is I'm going
to get some distance. There we go. Move away from the bank
and then we're going to get on the blimp. Ohhhhhhh yeah.... I actually thought that it was going to take forever
for me to cover this distance. But fortunately, because I can kind of, like, freefall with great speed-
I need to get, like, behind this thing or something. Because I can freefall with great speed,
I can kind of tap it forward and cover a lot of space. Look at this! So now it's just a matter of learning how fast the blimp moves forward and then how quickly
I freefall from a distance and at what area
I want to attack the blimp from. I am going to try from the front
because this way, as I'm falling- Hold on! as I'm falling, I can fall in the front
and then hopefully land on the middle. That's the idea anyway. So we're going to jump...
I'm almost right on target. Like, it's right there. I just need to make sure that I don't lose all my brain cells
running into the blimp. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay, here we go. Come on. Right on the-
Oh, Jesus! Okay. It just took out my parachute,
but that's fine. I can. I can recover this. The other thing,
too, is obviously, I can't- I can't just- Hold on. I can't just parachute onto the- onto the blimp. I have to land there. And yeet.
I wanted to go from the front. But honestly, you know what? We're going
to. Yeah, it's moving really slow. We'll go from the back. Here we go. So parachute yeet and yeet. Maybe I can land on one of the fins. I don't get a ton of free fall time,
but I might get enough. Oh, this looks good. Oh, this looks good. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah-
No!!! Come on! Okay, hold on.
I can save this. I can save this. We can totally save this. Jump it. I almost just scalped myself on its fin? Oh, no, I think I'm too close.
Oh, no, I'm not. Okay, it's fine. And jump.
Get a little bit of height. Freefall. Wait for it. Parachute Jump!
Owwww!!!! Mmmmm blimp flesh is so soft. Oh, that's close. Actually, maybe coming from the side
might be better. So what I'm going to try and do is
arc a little bit from the side like this. Here, watch.
One! Two! Big release me.
Looks okayyyyyyyy... Ahhhhh!!! The problem with the blimp
is it's so smooth. It's just- I think I actually caused it
to change directions. The problem with the blimp is its so smooth.
This is insanely dificu- *gasp*
Oh. Oh. Oh, my God. Yessss! Oh my God, yes!
*laughter* Alright, onto the next challenge! Oh, just because I'm here. Ready? Hold on, I want to get this on screen. Okay, so this one says survival fall from the number 17 landing
pad using Franklin's ability. I know he has, like,
the adrenaline slowdown thing. So first, I'm not going to use it
just to make sure that there's, like, I can't, like,
float myself down and survive. Okay, so you 100% die when this happens. Okay, so now this is mostly just a matter of my reflexes,
which aren't great, but here we go. So wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it.
Now! Oh, wow. Oh, my gosh. First try. I actually needed to make sure
that that wasn't a fluke, so. Now. All right. Guess it works.
On onto the next challenge. Okay. Someone wrote an essay for this one. So this says you can blow yourself up
after you die in the wasted screen with a grenade
if you're holding it when you die. Do this to blow up a plane
as it hits you. Oh, God. All right, so Alex has provided me
a couple of tools here. So what we're going to do
is I have to kill myself, obviously. So we're going to use a sticky bomb. And then Alex has programed a plane
to try and murder me. Also, that looks really bad. I had nothing to do with that.
I'm sure they're fine eventually- Oh, wow. Okay, it's coming
right now. Okay, so blow myself up. Pull the grenade. Okay, the grenade
kind of sweeps out of my hand. How long does it take to blow up? Like where it blows up
in the wasted screen? I can't see I ever had- Oh, here comes-
a reason to do this on purpose. Okay. Grenade explode. Okay. I'm holding the grenade. The grenade is other grenade
ricocheted off of my my left nipple there. I'm sure it's fine. And it didn't explode. All right. I believe you. I'm sure this works. I just got to maybe pull it farther, so I'm going to keep-
How about now? Oh, okay. It totally does
explode the wasted screen. All right, sweet. So I just need to make sure that I get it,
like, right in the middle of the plane. I never had to think so much about
the trajectory that I'm murdering myself. Alright, pull a pin, so I want to go up. Kind of going too far over to the left. All right. Here's my plan.
This sounds terrible. I'm going to blow myself
up to the right. Okay. So blast. That looks good. Okay. I pulled too early on that one. All right. I need to explode lower,
so I'm going to go forward more so now. My-
The sticky bomb's behind me. It blows up. I go flying grenade in the air. That is perfect. And the plane goes down. I had to come over here
to show you the wreckage, but that wreckage means
that we have a winner!!! I'm not going to lie. Anyway, folks, hope you enjoyed this episode of GTA.
Until next time: Stay foxy and much love!
*laughter*
