I Bought The Most EXPENSIVE Games

i wanted to play the most expensive games on the planet from hundreds of dollars to thousands of dollars my steam cart is about to look ridiculous [Music] this game costs almost 300 it's supposed to help you learn how to survive earthquakes surely this will be the best purchase of my life will i survive the earthquake oh i guess i'm just dead there's not even a death animation for 280 i thought i'd see this kid squirming okay i'm ready to survive um creamy is also reviewing these games with me what do you do in an earthquake situation you get undercover i don't know if i'm surviving i'm just seeing a foreign language pop up what's off here oh oh i've apparently um fell off to my death unless this is the joke that you just can't survive an earthquake i think the joke is they just take out god their money creamy i'm stuck in the washing machine i think maybe this will keep me safe oh earthquake i'm stuck 25 minutes of expensive earthquakes later [Music] i did it you did it okay all you had to do was right click this entire time all right i'm gonna leave a review i may have spent five hundred dollars but at least now i won't die in an earthquake creamy will but i won't die so this game costs 280 as well it's called derelict even the developer says do not buy this i never listen to my parents growing up but i ain't listening to you can i just say the graphics of this game straight out of 2002. two 2002 that's generous oh what the hell is that what are these things goddamn coronavirus kill it i've got no ammo oh my god i've fallen off the map i've fallen off the map all right let's see who can survive the longest and get the highest score the winner gets to tweet something from the losers account so there's a lot at stake here i could make you seem super racist okay okay just call me the vaccine mate get caught oh health meds oh so there's oh dude this guy has put pickups on the map we're actually getting value for money [Music] this took years of development oh god i'm on oh one house you'll never take me alive i'm the worst derelict player of all time you're also the second best derelict player of all time creamy so keep your head up buddy one out of two ain't bad holy that i'm not gonna get used to oh my goodness dude what what is this thing they're shooting at me now that's why you fought run oh oh no this isn't even the most expensive game imagine the quality of game we're going to get you know when we get into the thousands of dollars oh my god i just died you just died got you all right creamy um what are you going to tweet from my account that'd have to be something pretty crazy okay so i think it'd be funny if you just tweeted minecraft sucks uh oh i'm gonna get in trouble uh i got ratioed by minecraft streamers all right uh we're going into the mobile universe this is a mobile game that costs 500 what 500 this has to be a scam that's going to be the best thing i've ever seen this is it no that's not it it's it's a no there's no way you paid 500 for that i didn't even get an explosion for 500 you could get a real flight to another country oh my god i believe i'm the best pilot the walls ever seen 500 500 oh god okay could happen any moment high score seven i got seven this game has ten thousand installs that's over five million dollars ten thousand excuse me this is a 550 mobile game and it's just about clicking buttons no there's no way that's real that's gotta be illegal this is the game dude what you're just clicking ah money well spent we haven't even reached the thousand dollar games yet this game is another 280 dollar game it's uh it's called super fight i can already tell it's going to be incredible um it's like a fighting game all right uh creamy whoever kills the most players is the winner the loser has to write loser on their forehead so there's a lot at stake here okay i want to fire someone oh i'm just kicking the out of i'll be honest like this game actually has graphics it's a lot better than the ones we played yeah so immersive i feel like i'm actually beating people up right now oh oh my god i just stomped on him level complete let's go tap to restart well i think i won yeah tap to restart hold on wait it just goes back to the start what do you mean tap to restart are you are you telling me that that this is the entire game it was looking so good collectively we spent 560 bucks and we got one level you know what that means uh we both have to write loser on our forehead i've spent three thousand dollars on video games today so i feel like this is accurate and it should be on my forehead yeah this feels right okay i'm gonna write it backwards that's just oh my god i've spelt it wrong just cover that up real quick and all right time for the big boys this game costs fifteen hundred dollars the official gaming taylor game great job between us this cost us three grand creamy what will this game look like i'm hoping it looks like a car because that's how much this is this is worth this is a 1500 game it's a bit dark i think i'm holding an rpg right now but you can't really tell couldn't afford any lighting couldn't afford a sun in your game 1500 oh okay um what is this hi miss uh do you know how to beat this game miss oh my god you need makeup yeah i'm sorry you just got old what am i looking at okay well it's dead now creamy unlike every other game we've played there is a way to beat this game there is a storyline so we gotta figure out how to do that oh my god holy um i just got attacked by oh my god they're like rabbits can the zombies kill you has he coded in death i want to see oh no you can die hectic 10 out of 10 game of the year oh my god you can die guys i am not a mcdonald's i am not a mcdonald's i am not a big mac please you have very big bellies oh my god okay we have to figure out the storyline there's a door in a tree and my game started lagging but i think i'm in the loading screen the track creamy okay i'm heading to the tree oh there's the chest it's the chest of the fire staff what's up in it the most glitchy looking things i've just spawned what were those things um i don't know what you're talking about everything is completely fine for me creamy oh my god this is terrifying it is it is horrifying to me that this is the first game today with the storyline after spending like ten thousand dollars in total okay what about the ice stuff okay i'm assuming you saw what i saw um yeah no i see what creamy was talking about guys um these are some like goblin lizard men this is mark zuckerberg's people i'm opening the door i'm progressing there guys um have you heard of public in decency i've seen i can literally see inside you that's pretty messed up let me know when you see the gigantic axe creamy oh i just saw it oh my god oh we can pick it up oh this is worth the money this has never been done before look at these physics yeah i've never played with an axe before this is unreal three thousand dollars i'm just trying to make the most of it we gotta keep progressing all right i'm opening the door oh my god it's a big chest i think this might be the end oh there's a bunch of uh vampire things that i'm slicing the dyson oh we're dealing we're killing vampires final enemy for me bang hey guys congratulations you have beaten level two let me know what you guys think in your steam reviews on the steam store page someone just spoke to me when i beat the game dude we had voice acting 1500 oh my god no that is that is beautiful our final game the most expensive single game we could find on the entire planet is a 1700 vr experience but i don't actually have a vr headset neither does mccreamy so i've recruited my friend mully the issue is i bought this game realized it was a vr experience so i had to buy it again to give it to molly this actually cost me 34. it better be good nick minot okay uh this is it what do you what do you mean i am in a single room and i cannot move dude what do you mean there's got to be more than a single room because i can't i can't walk man what do you mean you can't walk this game is meant to be played in a like big room in rk a vr arcade wait so you don't even have the right gear i spent 3 400 and you don't even have the right gear i really should have read the description can we refund this i don't think you can refund this yeah okay so well this is what the game looks like if you have like a full-on iron man suit for this uh well i bought the most expensive game on steam twice we can't actually play it but i did buy it

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Published: Sun Dec 19 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/happy_gamer10]

He will make back like 3X times as much he spend to make the video

[u/Every-Raspberry92]

2 much money u r turning into mr beast

[u/bravo6900]

ur going to be broke

[u/StgLiterallyYTBroke]

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