The MINECRAFT Meme Olympics

so i created something called the fortnight meme olympics it's the most popular olympics at 2020. but fortnite is not the only game with memes so ladies and gentlemen i'm happy to announce we are expanding the minecraft meme olympics we are going to compete in a series of challenges that are very stupid and whoever wins the most challenges will be the meme olympic champion all right we got creamy we got mao we got mr fresh uh we've built ourselves a little olympic village i of course built myself a d-town with a tree growing out of it uh this is creamy's house yeah he wants to give us a tour uh it's just diamonds and this thing yeah apparently he's killed the ender dragon already i'm a gamer dude what can i say oh i'm a gamer oh look at all the diamond you rich dude i'm rich i'm balling all right this is fresh's house um if you want to give us a tour fresh pickle all right he just okay the wood he just gave us the word pickle all right yeah there is a lot of pickles he also has a green bed yes yeah that this is mostly just cause fresh logged on at the last minute and built a house in no time at all no d-town i just got a bed you go down here punch balance you know very impressive there's a lot of work put into this one uh last but not least let's get a tour of i believe it's a pig pooing p okay it's got no legs ignore that that's fine it's all right it's an amputee pig that's yeah that's normal there we go look it's it's got a nice top hat and the face it's a fancy pig i like it um so you first you get on the turd and then you've got to do it with a parkour to get in all right turd parkour okay turd parkour down for this you're the only one that put like chests and actual like storage equipment [Music] oh that was nice so that's what it's like to be pooed fresh is uh fresh is harvesting some poo right now oh no it was some poop oh he's throwing food he's hitting people with poop oh god we even we even have a podium for like whoever wins you got like first place is diamond second place gold third place iron and uh fourth place which is probably going to be where i sit is this hole in the ground yeah the best part is you cannot escape in fortnight i am the olympic chairman but this is alex's world he is the olympic chairman he will give us the challenges gentlemen the first challenge is an easy one first to burn up and lava will be the champion of the first round i feel like this is the one i'm going to win so we start in a glass cage the moment we break free the challenge begins i'm ready go go go go go go i want to go play this game in years that was a trap that was that was fake lava all right so um alex has absolutely already tricked this why is it so hard every time i've played minecraft squad like it feels like everywhere around me is just lava oh there's some holes holes could be lava holes could be lava i'm going straight down that's a good strategy also yep maybe down here surely down here come on more creepers wait okay okay i'm not i'm not a minecraft gamer i hear some lava no you don't there's no way fresh has found lava oh yes yes i'm dead are you kidding me god damn it fresh why are you so nerdy at everything you play too easy too easy all right yeah i like the idea let's compete for second place it's a podium for a reason right oh i fell oh come on cook me yes i'll take a second cook me baby beautiful i still technically got a gold medal normally that's first place in the olympics so like 20 minutes later all right those boys have just given up and they are both taking last place i am an epic gamer all right gentlemen the next challenge is to first make a baby what yeah i bend over now creamy we'd make good children dude like good children and you're looking kind of cute dude all right three two one begin i was already running dude how do i make a baby in minecraft i know how to make babies i did a lot of inhuman experiments in my minecraft shoes i know how it's done where the hell the hell do i make a baby dude i'm forcing animals to breed so i can get a diamond metal do i just give it i don't know how to do it uh yeah i was trying to feed i was trying to feed a sheep a flower dude oh come here where's more of your kind oh my i have never been more confused in my entire life bamboo like can i do with bamboo can you make squids have babies i don't dude i don't know how this game works come on little fella follow me follow me come on come on follow me follow me come on where's the other one oh oh oh come on man make a baby breathe for me [Music] yes yes i created life yes you're a beautiful little thing you have come into the world for no reason than other to help me be a champion i have created life now your purpose in this world is done your purpose in this world is done how do i kill a baby chicken like how does kfc do it all right you gotta compete for second place now boys die baby chicken you're inhuman you were created for no yes i found a kid what do i do with it i just punched it in the head all right creamy's punching children uh all right fresh just came out of the butt um oh no fresh you're the baby you were giving birth to oh yeah i am a baby i'm second place make me make the thing do it yes yeah yeah fresh came out of the pig's butt that he was he was no i'm second place meow has also artificially created life he has taken third place good job bro no this olympics rigged like i'm going to the committee creepy look at creepy in the hole all right gentlemen the next challenge is to die to a creeper it's always death who came up with okay death pleases the god of minecraft all right boys back in our cage who's gonna blow up first you get bonus points if you say the creeper or man meme even though it's like eight years old all right i want to blow up yeah yeah yeah yeah i want to blow up where are you creepers where are you no those aren't creepers damn llama blah blah yeah give me mats give me mats please no there's heaps of them where are the creepers man all right almost i'm checking here this could be risky though i'm just sprinting oh oh oh it didn't kill me oh god damn creeper yes oh i got actually scammed i found the first oh i got actually scammed the game just didn't want me to win i didn't say the creeper or man so i yeah a few points will be deducted from that oh epic epic come on oh creeper oh man [Music] creeper kill me yes i'm just dying to a zombie i was first to find a creeper but it didn't blow me up like come get in your hole ah it's really oh man this is what it's like being down here right yeah yeah it sucks oh goodbye can you lock it up please alex gentlemen the final challenge is to test your minecraft skills the first person to find one diamond that's the winner all right well diamond ore the ultimate minecraft challenge fine and diamond that now let's go all right let's do some sweaty minecraft stuff i'm gonna make a pickaxe and crap like that just nerdy minecraft stuff all right oh my god i am making my first pickaxe i'm gonna go down i know exactly where to find diamond i know exactly where oh okay okay cream is dead freebie diet i got two iron pickaxes now i'm going at max speed i'm going speed come on bro if i ever needed to find diamonds it's right now but it's just not gonna happen actually no i think i think not only do we have to mine diamond we have to go take it to our house okay oh my man okay so oh my my games crash i'm i'm running this notch i'm still above ground man i'm like completely lost creamy i just think it's just at this point given up i'm doing my best okay creepy's just getting murdered up there my game crushed again i'm not coming live smells insecure computer platform is at my benefit creamy dreamy no don't cheat don't cheat for him dude that's cheating yeah we're definitely not doing anything with the sword i mean he literally got an achievement alex i think uh it's pretty obvious at this point it's just random chance i assume we're all like strip mining i think it's just literally random chance come on can i make the best comeback of all time is this possible i will find the diamonds and lava oh my gosh i almost fell straight into it mining away this is what i do all day morning away looking for diamond morning away the lyrics i don't know surely there's gotta be okay if creamy wins this after literally getting a iron pick gifted to him oh my god go away he's gotta make it back to his house boys he's gonna make it back to his house he's gonna make it back to his house get to the surface get the lone diamond okay retrace your steps retrace your steps he's gotta make it back to his house i'm not letting him do it hey you gotta try and find me first you have frames in your house once the diamond is placed in the frames then you're done just right-click the frame you've got to place it in the frame oh no where's my house dude i already i'm already at home base bro oh no you're not get a sword lane and get a sword i don't have a sword but the pickaxe is gonna have to do where's cream boy we're gonna have to sneak in he's gotta he's gotta place it at the item frame in his house hold on all right all right where are you cranboy oh my god look at the new podium oh there he is green boy's coming get away from me you got to place it in your item frame dude i may or may not have blocked your entire door you serious oh there's no way you're winning bro what is yours no way you're winning there's no way you're right away no no no no no come here run away from him [Laughter] no stop all right yes i'm a champion i'm not letting you cheat in my competition all right oh no no [Laughter] oh i got the iron frame all i have to do is put it on the frame of my house yes break the item frame oh oh i've done it well finding diamonds turned into the most scuffed ending ever but okay so let's go in order of okay so we'll give now the victory short right but then we go and then we go in order of how close he was getting it in his item frame so i'll take some i'll take second place all right and then fresh is coming in just to get a free third even though he did not remotely touch diamond at any point all right so looking at the scores fresh was the champion but more importantly uh creamy was lost creamy is the laser beam of the minecraft everybody grab one oh yeah everybody i like this i like it you don't have to do this all right join us next time olympics

Channel: LazarBeam

Views: 10,303,767

Rating: 4.9195971 out of 5

Keywords: fortnite, gameplay, lazarbeam, MINECRAFT, gaming, lazar

Id: 4ZZoqPzOy20

Length: 14min 24sec (864 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 20 2020

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