"I am an anti-masker, and I am proud."

now before we get into the video i want to show you guys something i learned about this classic american treat fruit by the foot normally you kind of chew on it and eat it and it would take forever to you for you to unravel the whole thing but work smarter not harder what do you know it's all unraveled and if by chance you want to eat fast ah say get out of the field and get out of my okay computer what topic should i complain about today idubbbz i order you to complain about andy massacres oh i wouldn't know the first thing to even complain about anti-massacre what do they smell like [ __ ] if you're wondering how i came up with this idea i've been watching anti-massacre freak out compilations on youtube for the past two months or so i think it's only fair that i can sort of share my findings this video is about pointing and laughing at all the people who think they're the main character in a post-apocalyptic film about not conforming to the status quo so basically equilibrium that that movie where christian bale does taekwondo with guns while watching the anti-massacre freakout videos you'll notice that they all stick to a script number one you mention america in some capacity you say i thought this was america or this is america i'm an american this is [ __ ] america it's america right i'm in a free country or you can say the opposite like uh this isn't china what does this look like venezuela is this china do we live in china trisha do we live in china this is china i think they think just invoking the word america is instantly going to snap people out of it like [ __ ] i broke out of the system i was just a i was a goddamn cog but now that you've mentioned america i'm realizing that this is the free place the freedom place this is free this is what free kind of crap looks like in 90 of these videos the employees are just [ __ ] nice i don't have to do this [ __ ] well i really don't want to either even though i don't want to do this either dude like i'm just trying to do my job if your dick was hanging out we'd also just say hey man can you put your dick in your pants it's just a store policy okay i finally found the correct comparison for a lot of these anti-maskers who are just sort of walking away from authority as if they're not there you do what the [ __ ] you need to do i'm shopping and then i will happily leave get out get out miss put your hands on me well you got to wear a mask bro it is identical to people who are walking into a convention hall if you've ever been like a comic-con or anything like that when you don't have the credentials you need to walk with confidence somebody is looking the other way or there's a big crowd going through that's when you want to go through and if you're just confident enough or if you're in a large enough group you can get away with it no one's going to chase you down these people walk into the stores or walk away from authority as if there isn't going to be consequence but they're [ __ ] morons because they have to check out that's fine but you won't make a purchase because i'm not gonna check you out you come with whatever you have i'm not checking you out once they enter the store it's not like every employee in there is just gonna be like holy [ __ ] this guy must be the owner of the store he's walking around without a mask this is another feature of these anti-masters is they feel as if once the employee knows that they're a paying customer then everything changes i picked up product i was actually going to buy it i didn't do the app i paid cash cash money do i've waited long enough for my teeth to be cleaned okay let's get this done they didn't think you were coming in there to browse okay they know your customer they don't give a [ __ ] if you have money to spend it's not about money is my money no good here yeah your money's no good here you [ __ ] loser get out kick rocks i think that's got to be one of the most like empowering things for minimum wage workers right now is the fact that they can tell these brain-dead losers to [ __ ] off well i have money you do you want money don't you they just be like yeah i'm paid by the hour and my rate doesn't change on whether you spend money in the store bye bye i don't have to bring a note you're not even allowed to ask for it it's america right yes the definition of america is do whatever you want welcome to smart and final a private business in america where you're allowed to do whatever you want do whatever you want dig through all the food you could take some [ __ ] if you want to it's america after all i like that she uses the phrase sheep bullying that's a an oxymoron i do believe man i'm getting bullied by this damn sheep so is this gonna be like a permanent thing where everybody wears a mask for the rest of eternity or yeah [ __ ] it's gonna be for eternity what does that mean for you are you gonna roll over and die what are you talking about i've been walking around for four months flying interacting with people no issues oh this is the worst this is the worst of the worst talking about your personal experience having not or thinking that you haven't contracted the disease it like it means nothing like who the f who are you if you're going to make these claims about like hey i've been doing all this [ __ ] i've been giving hand jobs and swapping spit all across the country do not say that just say i don't believe it is real because that is essentially what you're saying by saying i have nothing's happened to me you increase your chance of getting sick because you're re-breathing the bacteria your body is supposed to eliminate we got some science here got some nameless faceless guy who's dropping some science bombs in an eyeglass shop i just want to remind you that no shirt no shoes no business is also a rule much like would you please wear masks when entering our store a lot of these anti-masters i'm certain respect the no shirt no shoes no business rule could it be that they've just been conditioned to wear shoes and shirts in businesses uh so they think that's okay but they're not applying the logic to the face masks yeah but it makes sense to wear a shirt into a business does it actually why should i have to wear a shirt into a business as a man whose nipples aren't considered grotesque and nudity we all had the same thoughts at the beginning of the pandemic we'd all go in the grocery store and walk the wrong way down the one-way aisle and we'd notice on the floor with the arrows and be like oh [ __ ] i look like an [ __ ] right now i felt a little bit bad when i need to sign for something and i take a pen out of the dirty cup and then i place it in a clean cup on accident i really feel bad when i barge in the subway with my posse of seven or eight boys and the subway sandwich artist says oh excuse me sir i'm so sorry but we we can only have a maximum of three people in the store at once you and your seven or eight homies need to stay on the outside now i want to look at a tick tock that had inspired me to make this video in the first place it's by a user called the tattooed dad there's a crazy crazy thing that separates me from everybody else in this world uh what you're noticing right now is boredom it's taking him far too long to get to whatever this punch line is we'll see that everybody our [ __ ] sheep and what i find to be the juiciest bit of irony is he's walking around this convenience store breaking up his speech pattern so that no one can pinpoint exactly what the entirety of his statement is because he'll like say a word as he passes one guy and then finishes sentence like three or four steps later you want to know the difference between everyone in this store and me all of these people are [ __ ] and they'll do whatever they're told whenever they're told to do it but there's a huge difference no one tells me what to do or how to do it or where i can do it meanwhile everyone else in the store is like recognizing the full context of the situation uh who is this grown man why is he filming me without my consent why is he calling me a sheep they're giving you weird looks because you're being a freak it's not the mask thing that's like the last thing on the list not this guy you're gonna make me wear a mask that's how you know this dad is different from the rest he doesn't wear a mask he wears tattoos i'm not just a regular dad i'm a tattoo dad tattoo mean that i can handle pain and did i know the difference between tyranny and public health concern eines scheepel our next topic is the immune system all of these protesters and commenters who talk about the immune system trust me doctors are aware that immune systems exist they've been aware of it for a while now take some vitamin c build an immune system and go on with your life yeah just build an immune system you [ __ ] loser get off your lazy ass start with hepatitis b that's the building block masks prevent you from breathing and destroy the immune system i wonder what scholarly article you found that showed that masks prevent you from breathing people casually mentioning the immune system like it's been in front of our faces the whole time holy [ __ ] we should just start using our immune systems to fight this off like that's what's happening right now i want to take a quick positivity break because we're talking about the benefits of covib people on average are standing a few feet away from me than they normally would i love that i hope other people love that you don't have to wear as much makeup medical problems of the face all the anti-maskers who care about government surveillance and tyranny guess what that mask does people with bad breath keeps your face warm thank goodness for the chinese virus i'm so glad they developed that in a lab in wuhan and distribute it to the world because if that's what it takes for [ __ ] uber eats to realize that i want the option to leave the food at the door so be it if 200 000 people need to die for doordash to realize that i don't want every dasher to knock on my door and present it to me staring me dead in the eye fantastic i bought a mesh rhinestone mask on amazon malicious compliance and make it fabulous i made a mask out of my lingerie see-through underwear because i got tired of karen's yelling at me to wear a mask lol middle finger emoji this is definitely either the same person in the psych ward who is hiding the medicine underneath her tongue and then spits it out when the guards aren't looking or are they the crazy person in the zombie apocalypse who gets bit by a zombie but then tells the rest of the group this is just a scratch i've got scratched by a tree branch it's not a zombie bite which one are these people this is a valid argument talking about survival rate 99.8 uh death rate 0.013 because you're saying like oh yeah i like the percentages i'll roll that die every time for myself and other people because i don't think it's a significant number if you function with numbers that way that's that's fine that's what we do for a lot of things that's what we would do for cattle oh it's only killing like one percent of the cows like who the [ __ ] cares [ __ ] rock on don't even address it if you view humans a similar way that you would view cattle valid the sign valid arguing the percentage is valid but i don't think it's very valid when you actually do care about the numbers if if hearing 200 000 deaths mean something to you then say 200 000 deaths don't say 0.0001 there are also a lot of protest signs that say fear is the real virus i won't wear your fear again i just want to remind protesters out there anti-maskers no one's afraid the only one that's fearful is this guy holding the sign next to you talking about is it about the virus or is it about control all these signs about tyranny those are examples of people being fearful i know it's it's just a protest sign and it's supposed to be a little more symbolic and not exactly literal but like you wouldn't say to a person who is buckling up in the in the passenger seat next to you what are you scared you think you're gonna crash and die you little [ __ ] government slave i think a lot of these people who say you have signs like i will not comply what happened did you have a bad first experience where someone like verbally and physically assaulted you when you walked into the krogers did that happen can't touch my face but a mask i'm breathing into all day that potentially has a deadly virus on it can touch my face all day remember covet can't go around corners that's why we have one-way systems these comments are just weird word play like these are the type of people to read the fine print on the box of disposable masks and be like doesn't prevent the spread of disease checkmate i don't know how many like veritasium videos i have to watch where he does a science demonstration and i just get that [ __ ] wrong and my explanation for what it was is also just severely wrong i've seen so many signs of videos and it's like it's it's completely eroded my faith in like my scientific process my scientific process is not robust and i just encourage everyone out there who's got a really great covid theory start putting your your scientific process to the test by watching some of these like science demonstrations for kids and just see how put together you are maybe i'm the only one who doesn't know [ __ ] i don't know [ __ ] i just deep throat the damn remote every time i want to get an immunization update all right guys thank you so much for watching this was the covent special i i figured i should probably you know get it out the way my heart goes out to all of the employees this holiday season peace out [Music] [Music] is this china do we live in china trisha do we live in china this is china

Channel: iDubbbzTV

Views: 3,998,963

Rating: 4.7373972 out of 5

Keywords: antimasker, anti mask, anti mask karen, anti mask freak out comp, compilation, idubbbztv, idubbbz complains, idubbz, 2021, covid, coronavirus, freak out, I am an anti-masker, I am an anti-masker, and I am proud.

Id: NVYOXfyQLy8

Length: 14min 58sec (898 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 27 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/hunterfournumbers]

Honestly this video wasn’t funny, nor was it in any way incite full, and it definitely did nothing to change the minds of anti maskers. This kinda video doesn’t work for him imo

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