INCREDIBLE! Man CHEATS a BREATHALYZER test!!

you never seen someone do banana like that did you I even think the little anus that little nasty little anus this all popping out a day house y'all how's y'all doing y'all do good good I like to keep up with family y'all y'all some does some of the real family cool on today's episode we are going to discuss the dangers of inhaling or smoking alcohol now I know that none of you are considering it but more about the dude who's promoting know to give you guys a little context the other day I was doing research because I had the idea to make a video about trying to beat a breathalyzer test but while I was doing the research I came across a video that was kind of interesting it's this video called the drive after a good alcohol buzz beat the ignition interlock system in your car I've never heard of an ignition interlock system a lot of this was a little bit confusing to me but I understand thrive after a good alcohol buzz that speaks to me driving after a good low glug glug that's me okay let's just [ __ ] watch this thing in California that mandate after your first DUI you have to have a system like this and this system is made by interlock and what this does is it will not allow you to start your car unless your blood alcohol content is zero and these are mandated by the court you have to do it for five months oh no you have to do it for five months I was losing the whole thing I was like yeah I guess that is kind of harsh if you get a DUI and you just have to do that for the rest of your life is blown to a thing what if you just stopped drinking entirely seems kind of unfair to start your car you gotta go but it's for five [ __ ] months that's very reasonable you blow into this thing when you want to start the car and then about five minutes later it asks you to do it again and then after that about every 20 now most people don't like these things for two reasons one they're embarrassing yeah no [ __ ] they're embarrassing they're kind of meant to be embarrassing because it's like yeah if you're doing a shameful activity you know drunk driving is embarrassing so seems like a fitting punishment right has to be zero before you can start your car that means that if you've been out drinking depending on your body weight and whether you're male or female you might have to wait six to ten hours before you have a point zero alcohol content I mean I guess you just don't drink then I guess you just hard up and you just have to not drink for six months oh my [ __ ] god I can't imagine a world where you don't drink every [ __ ] day [ __ ] how am I gonna play in my life around not drinking for six months it seems impossible the more I think about it the more I'm like this is these are complaints from a [ __ ] idiot because if you get a DUI that's it just that's extremely embarrassing on its own it sucks and now you have this thing in your car right but what do you do now that you have this thing in your car oh hey you don't drink B maybe when you do go out and drink you do it with people you do it responsibly you get catch a cab and uber you walk you take the bus you take the train so the idea that you have to blow into your car like who cares who cares then about five minutes later it asks you to do it again and then after that about every 20 minutes now holy [ __ ] it asks you to to blow anything after you've already started because there's the suspicion that you might blow and it would get the car started and then just you start chugging alcohol holy [ __ ] I'm gonna show you how fast you sober up when you inhale your alcohol vapors or smoke your alcohol whatever you want to call it what now inhale your alcohol vapors where does that come from I guess I now know what what the clickbait is all about smoking your alcohol my god this man is a genius [Music] okay says BAC zero zero all right so now I can start my car here I'm gonna go get a good buzz I'm gonna come back this is turning into a sad story where he's driving a Toyota Prius and smoking his alcohol I'm scared of this human being I'm very scared a few minutes ago I was down in the car that has he in tox and I blew a point zero zero and now I'm gonna catch a good buzz by vaporizing alcohol and first let me prove to you real quick that my blood-alcohol content is still point zero zero and then I'm going to smoke alcohol or inhale alcohol vapors and you'll be able to see that my blood-alcohol content is well over point one zero your life isn't good your life is bad your life is bad if you are drinking at home alone your life is ten times worse if you have an interlock system in your car and you are smoking alcohol alone in your home so that you are sober by the time you go and use the car stop what you're doing do the opposite of that now here comes the slow zoom in his face there we go point zero zero is my blood alcohol dig that down in the car we don't need to see it again and now I'm gonna catch a good buzz by vaporizing alcohol I mean it's not much of a device it's literally just putting a glass of alcohol underneath the tea candle and sucking the fumes out wait a minute you're only getting high when you're inhaling the vapors it lasts for a few minutes it sounds like he's describing the same sensation you get when you're huffing paint or glue or any of that sort of [ __ ] yeah you could pass a DUI test if you Huff paint that's something you can do they little pop at the end that's it that's it it's that simple yeah so go out and there and do it that easy no health risks that have been researched it's not hard it's actually quite actually pleasurable I feel like just even saying the word pleasurable instead of pleasant or something like that he's being very different it's very pleasurable it feels like how your you know your sex ed teachers talking about sex ed you you know your partner that you're with are gonna experience some sensual moments I was like what are you talking about you talk about [ __ ] teach in fact I've only taken two little hits right now and I can already start to feel it it's amazing how fast oh come on just smoke a blunt with all this nonsense it sounds so tedious and annoying like it's not even really a perk the fact that it disappears so quickly it's like is that impressive that's not impressive that's just like no value you're not getting any value out of your alcohol I can feel it my head has got that that I'm starting to get a buzz feel start to get that mmm I'm sorry butterflies in my brain so I could kind of tell that the Sandman's knocking the [ __ ] you say I can assure you I could not pass a field sobriety test right now if you had me walk in a straight line or you had me strut my stuff down the aisle I would not know a Tuesday from a gorilla if you had me busting a jive on the Main Street I would not be flexing my pectorals at all the fine chicas if you start smoking your alcohol you're gonna end up like me that's not a good thing I think I failed just about every aspect to prove that this is just as legitimate as alcohol I'm gonna describe to you all the ways that I would fail a field sobriety test okay I guess I would also like fail a field sobriety test if I got a concussion thing just start slamming your head into the you know the wall behind you sounded like a fax machine damn girl you blow good damn you really sucky and [ __ ] on that blow stick oh you let out a little toot on that one a little baby boy toot let's hear that too again it's unmistakable unmistakable sound of a little oh he didn't pass uh-oh Oh smoking alcohol doesn't work oh no I'm just kidding he passed I recommend that you inhale your alcohol instead of drink your alcohol no hangover no calories no no I recommend that everyone does the opposite of that drink your alcohol or don't drink your alcohol it's sort of one or the other it's already quite the commitment to be bringing around like a water bottle with you wherever you go like a reusable one it's even more of a commitment to bring around a reusable alcohol smoking cup that you hand over to the barkeep fill this up for me barkeep yeah put some Hennessy in that I'm gonna get I'm gonna smoke that [ __ ] I'm gonna smoke that whiskey brother he'd be looking at you like you're a [ __ ] demon out of hell let me smoke your finest Redd's Apple ale boy so yeah I mean that pretty much wraps up this video guys like I just wanted to share this bit of information you it's kind of like a PSA kind of like a reaction retort and a little bit kind of like your teacher plate in class if you're a teacher if your sub play this video in class you're gonna get a lot of clout from your students you want the clout right right pops I'm out sayonara

Channel: iDubbbzTV

Views: 5,156,038

Keywords: man cheats on breathalyzer, idubbbztv, INCREDIBLE! Man CHEATS a BREATHALYZER test!!, idubbz, ian, breathalyzer, test, satire, funny

Id: j1480Q3KeTU

Length: 10min 26sec (626 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 23 2020