Bad Unboxing (STAR WARS) - Count Deku avenges Napkin Skywalker

[Music] it's just another these French bags have like anti rodent mint smell it makes your trashcan smell minty and it's also rodent repellent it is not i watch a fair amount of Shawn woods and I know by this point in time nothing stops rodents you can give him peppermint smells sour bitter spicy nothing repels rodents so I got to find another use for these bags have you guys ever gone into a middle school and like attended it and while you're attending it you decided to go into the boys bathroom and ball up a little bit of toilet paper some sort of paper towel type substance and get it all wet and smack it against the wall like that I think I spelled seance so I need to remove that somehow and I think one of the best ways of doing that is with a sort of a gag that you guys could relate to Atlee at at least one point in your life see how it blends in with the wall pretty well this is actually how they do paper mache and you kind of have to say it like that every time you reference paper mache you have to say paper mache they look like globs have come that sucked I've removed more than I put on hello everyone and welcome back to another episode of bad unboxing my name's Ethan your host and today we're going to open some of your latest and greatest fan mail latest being two years ago and greatest being the group of packages I've waited the longest to open because they seemed the least appealing this one it has drawings on the front drawings as big like replicas of the Declaration of Independence a Chinese finger trance now when I was a kid I was scared of these things cuz I just couldn't get my fingers out of them well you realize once you get older you're nothin man now you strong enough to just rip it apart you're a man now so you're strong enough to rip it apart come on you [ __ ] [ __ ] I think my fingers are getting dislocated ah see that's one advantage when you get older you're fit your fingers get skinnier which allows you to escape things more easily Sam well Sam thanks for doing this up in a shoebox oh by the way guys I've been good I've been good thanks for asking mental health mental health is good over here we got some slime oh you probably [ __ ] jerked off with this slime you all really want to touch his slime I'll touch it a little bit all right so with every box that I open there's got to be a cool thing to me in a where something something cool to put on my head I guess I'll wear this cool ergonomic blue spike so my head ain't that small okay it's working out I feel really peeled too though rajendra my name is rajendra instant noodle nutrigrain bar oh it's coming off my head I feel sucked oh ah the weasel ball okay I'm kind of stoked on this weasel ball because I've I've seen this sucker before and this might be good for like the squirrel channel or something yeah that right there's a weasel ball inflatable tongue oh yeah it's gross and it's got like like it almost feels like like real-life tongue physics like if you're interested you could probably rub it on your nipple as an example and you get some sort of pleasure out of it possibly it's not gonna work for me I mean firstly you have to believe that this is my tongue that's the first problem that we encounter let's see if you can believe that this is my tongue okay this is very interesting Oh No [Music] yeah so this one filled with a bunch of Asian DVDs you have fourteen copies of Beakman's world in Chinese happenes some sort of thing here going on here that almost looks cool okay I'll just rip the whole [ __ ] top of it off tell you wanna box it okay here we got a pair of socks oh now this I can effing get behind they all come out at once that's kind of sick though okay that actually does work pretty sick all right there's a mouse with gay written on it the duke oku mask i actually don't even know what [ __ ] character this is so this is gonna be really hard to cosplay I'm gonna sound like a mom or a dad who's out of touch the jedis killed my son he was one of the good SID I'm going to make a pledge a pledge to destroy every Jedi in this side of the galaxy as a single lesbian mother the child who is now dead I don't think this character works at all but uh maybe I should swing the sword around a bit more that might make it more convincing this shit's gay you know I've seen some foot fetish accounts online so when I put on one of these socks I'm going to censor it because this is a sexualized body part and I don't want to have anyone claim that I'm doing this for more views or money or whatever it is you think I'm doing this for and I'm not gonna play sexy music over the top yeah I know I know what some people are thinking right now put that [ __ ] back in your pants [ __ ] so you gave me a stick of bubblegum which actually isn't a stick of bubblegum it's certainly meant to zap me I've seen this online yeah I'm not a [ __ ] I can take better bigger better shocks than that we made this plum vez for you because we know you like Rick and Morty you can destroy it if you want we only spent $15 on it because we got a coupon there there it is it's a plum bus it's just kind of falling apart on its own I mean I did rip it apart but in fairness it's like very easy to fall apart Oh interesting jaffa cakes I've always actually wanted to try these ever since I heard them mentioned in a yogscast yeah I think y'all cast Simon or Lois I don't know which one it was always said how [ __ ] awesome they were you know what I'm not gonna eat these expired jaffa cakes because I'm I'm realizing that I really shouldn't like Sully my first experience eating them and if they're bad I'll just forever hold that opinion like well they were shitty even though I ate two years expired jaffa cakes from surrey which i think is canada here's an amiibo he gave me this big assortment of LEGO pieces but they're also [ __ ] I don't know why you would want to like put any of this together whatever happened to that black guy with a long ass neck who did the cool Game Stop commercial I miss him man when I work at Starbucks everyone doesn't even say the [ __ ] size and pisses me off I learned that I went on I went on this like a Starbucks forum or like a subreddit and the baristas complained that like people don't say what size they want and I'm pretty sure it's because [ __ ] complicated ash drink orders the last thing you're thinking about is the [ __ ] size what ugly dies you have this package does not I do not I mean come on I love your vids hope you like you present and then there's a picture of a turd with steam coming off of it this whole thing [ __ ] sucks I don't like any part of this why am I getting into it it's because I feel like it's got a really weird smell to it I never really go beyond this part where I pull something that looks like this with like a rubber band and it's broken and it's [ __ ] weird looking this is the point where I'm like okay I've gotten all the utility I need out of it and now it goes in the trash simple that little retards letter is thrown away I'll never know was inside of it and that's I'm fine with that the truth is out there a lemn au couple hola well a lien babies i think you can make a creepypasta involving these two guys I feel like the YouTube deep mind will like register these as little naked baby bodies and like D monetize and just [ __ ] over this video in an instant a WWE wrestling ring I do actually appreciate the work put into it but there's only half of a John Cena here alright guys that is going to do it for this episode of battle boxing fan mail we are actually getting very low on packages relatively speaking and and I'm happy about that it's not taking up as much space wasn't as ooh that is [ __ ] nasty I just popped opened this aliens leg cavity and there's a bunch of dead bugs inside was that the plan was for me to open these alien parts in there there'd be a bunch of [ __ ] decaying bugs inside I'll see you guys very soon and I'm gonna do some bad [ __ ] in the meanwhile in the name of game stock so I expect to see that on your evening news [Music]

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Keywords: bad unboxing, star wars, count dooku, light saber, unboxing, star wars toys, star wars movie, ian carter, star wars meme, skywalker, Bad Unboxing (STAR WARS) - Count Deku avenges Napkin Skywalker, idubbbztv

Id: GttU7FFfihU

Length: 10min 44sec (644 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 07 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/RectumCheese]

yogcast

[u/thumb_dik]

Lol I saw this too. He talks about Jaffa cakes

[u/Nibleggi]

Ian listened to the yogpod holy fooken shet