>>> WHAT'S UP, AND WELCOME TO
VH1'S HUMP OR DUMP. PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR YOUR
HOST, FREDDIE HOBBES. >> WHAT'S UP, Y'ALL.
WHAT'S UP. I'M FREDDIE HOBBES AND YOU'RE
WATCHING THE ONLY SHOW WHERE ONE GUY GETS HUMPED AND TWO LOSERS
GET DUMPED. NOW, LET'S MEET OUR LUCKY
BACHELORETTE, OUR MISS THAN OF THE MOMENT.
AMANDA DURKELL. >> I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE,
FREDDIE, I JUST ENDED A SIX YEAR RELATIONSHIP, SO I'M LOOKING TO
GET SLAMMED BY SOME TRASH. >> ALL RIGHT, WELL AMANDA,
YOU'RE HERE FOR ALL THE RIGHT REASONS.
LET'S MEET OUR POTENTIAL -- >> WHAT'S UP, AMANDA, I'M TRENT
BURKETT AND I LIKE TO WORK IT. I WANT TO SEND A QUICK SHOUTOUT
TO MY HOMIES AT THE HOOKAH HIDEOUT.
>> OOH, ME LIKEY. >> AMANDA, I'M CHAD ROBBINS, AND
WHEN I'M NOT TEACHING ZUMBA, I'M MASTERING THE HIGH ART OF
CAPARERA. >> HEY AMANDA, I'M DOUG, LET'S
JUST SAY IT'S IN EVERYONE'S BEST INTEREST YOU PICK ME.
>> YIKES. YOU KNOW, DOUG, YOU CATCH MORE
FLIES WITH HONEY THAN YOU DO WITH VINEGAR.
>> WHO THE HELL WANT FLIES, I WANT A WOMAN.
>> ALL RIGHT LET'S GET INTO IT. AMANDA, THE FLOOR IS YOURS.
>> OKAY, WELL I CAN'T WAIT TO GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER.
TRENT, AS THE MANAGER OF P.F. CHANGS, I'M USED TO BEING THE
HEAD BITCH. WHAT DO YOU BRING TO THE TABLE?
>> WELL AMANDA WHEN YOU ROLL WITH T DOG YOUR VIP, I'M TALKING
HELICOPTERS, HAMPTONS AND HALF OFF ENTREES AT ALL DAVE AND
BUSTERS. >> OOH LA LA THAT'S TEMPTING.
>> NOT GOOD, YOU SHOULD PICK ME, WHEN YOU'RE WITH CHAD, IT'S
NOTHING BUT HIPS, LIPS AND HIPS I THINK.
>> OKAY, COLOR ME INTRIGUED. AND DOUG, SAME QUESTION.
>> LET ME PUT THIS PLAINLY AMANDA.
IF YOU DON'T PICK ME, I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF.
>> I'M NOT SURE I HEARD YOU RIGHT.
>> YEAH, YOU DID. I'MMA KILL MYSELF.
I CAME TO WIN AND I'M PUTTING ALL MY CHIPS ON THE TABLE.
>> HEY, COME ON, MAN THAT IS NOT COOL, YOU CAN'T PUT THAT ON HER,
NOW IF YOU'RE BATTLING DEPRESSION RIGHT NOW, WE CAN GET
YOU SOME HELP. >> I'M NOT DEPRESSED, THIS IS A
GAME SHOW, AND I WANT TO WIN. >> IS HE ALLOWED TO DO THIS?
>> OF COURSE NOT. USUALLY OUR PRODUCER TINA VETS
THESE PEOPLE. >> HE SEEMED COOL.
>> THANK YOU TINA. I HOPE YOU DON'T MAKE ME
STRAIGHT UP KILL MYSELF. >> YOU KNOW, LET'S MOVE ON TO
THE NEXT QUESTION. >> OKAY.
IT'S 2:00 A.M. AND I TEXT YOU 'SUP.
WHAT COMBO OF EMOJIS DO YOU SEND BACK?
>> I GO PEACH EMOJI, EGGPLANT EMOJI, WATER SQUIRT AND TONGUE
OUT. >> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'M GOING
TO DO IF YOU DON'T PICK ME. >> THAT'S NOT THE QUESTION.
>> I'M GONNA DRIVE HOME, PARK MY OLDSMOBILE IN THE GARAGE AND
HOOK UP A HOSE TO THE EXHAUST. ROLL DOWN MY WINDOWS AND ROLL
THE ENGINES UNTIL I GO IN A DEEP LONG DARK ETERNAL SLEEP.
JUST LIKE MY DADDY AND MY DADDY'S DADDY BEFORE HIM.
>> OKAY, I DON'T LIKE THIS AT ALL.
>> YEAH, AGREED. >> AND IT KIND OF FEELS LIKE I
HAVE TO PICK DOUG OR HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF.
>> SURE AM. >> WAIT, WHAT, NO.
THAT'S NOT FAIR. I KILL MYSELF TOO.
>> HOW? >> I DON'T KNOW.
>> WELL YOU AIN'T SERIOUS. >> I HATE TO PUT YOU IN THIS
POSITION, BUT YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PICK SOMEBODY.
AND HONESTLY YOU DO NOT HAVE TO PICK DOUG.
HIS MENTAL STABILITY IS NOT YOUR RESPONSIBILITY.
>> YES, IT IS. >> YOU DON'T OWE HIM ANYTHING.
>> YES, YOU DO. >> THERE'S NO BLOOD ON YOUR
HANDS. >> IT IS IF YOU PICK ME.
>> HEY, RELAX, ALL RIGHT? AMANA, I'M GONNA NEED THAT
ANSWER. >> WILL IT BE TRENT, WILL IT BE
CHAD OR WILL BE IT DOUG? >> CHAD.
I CHOOSE CHAD. >> WHAT, WHAT, WHAT HAPPENED
HERE? >> I GOT TO DO IT, I GOT TO KEEP
MY WORD. >> DOUG, YOU DON'T NEED TO GO
THROUGH WITH THAT, YOU'RE WORTH SOMETHING.
>> THANKS, MAN. >> NOW, LET'S TAKE OUT THAT
TRASH. >> THESE LOSERS GOT DUMPED.
WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK ON HUMP OR DUMP?
