>>> AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR ACTORS
LEAST FAVORITE GAME -- >> CAN I PLAY THAT?
>> WITH YOUR HOST, DENNY GLANS. >> HELLO, EVERYBODY.
HELLO AND WELCOME TO CAN I PLAY THAT.
WHERE I DESCRIBE A ROLE IN AN UPCOMING MOVIE AND OUR
CONTESTANTS, DAVID, JACKIE AND LAUREN, ALL WORKING ACTORS WILL
HAVE DECIDE, "CAN I PLAY THAT?" FOR EXAMPLE, IT WAS JUST
ANNOUNCED THAT WILL SMITH WILL PLAY THE FATHER OF THE WILLIAMS
SISTERS. BUT CAN HE PLAY THAT?
LAWRENCE? >> YES, OF COURSE, HE'LL DO A
GREAT JOB. [ BUZZER ]
>> ANYBODY ELSE. >> HE ABSOLUTELY CANNOT.
HE'S NOT BLACK ENOUGH. >> WHAT?
>> YOU ARE CORRECT, JACKIE. >> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
IS THIS REAL? >> IT SURE IS.
BECAUSE THIS GAME IS PRODUCED BY TWITTER.
TWITTER. ONE MISTAKE AND WE'LL KILL YOU.
>> I DON'T LIKE THIS GAME. CAN I LEAVE?
>> ALL RIGHT, OUR FIRST ROLE IS BLIND PERSON, CAN YOU PLAY IT?
>> YEAH, CAN I PLAY THAT. WHAT?
WOW, GOD TOOK THEIR SIGHT AND NOW YOU WANT TO TAKE THEIR JOBS?
>> WAIT A SECOND. WAIT A SECOND.
ISN'T THAT WHAT ACTING IS ALL ABOUT?
YOU KNOW, BECOMING SOMEBODY YOU'RE NOT?
>> NOT ANY MORE, NO. NOW IT'S BECOMING YOURSELF BUT
WITH A DIFFERENT HAIRCUT. ALL RIGHT.
NEXT ROLE, ASTRONAUTS. >> NO.
I CANNOT PLAY THAT. >> WAIT, WHY CAN'T HE PLAY THAT?
>> I JUST SENSED IT WAS A TRAP. >> AND IT WAS.
THE ASTRONAUT WAS SECRETLY MEXICAN ALL ALONG.
>> SECRETLY? >> THAT'S RIGHT.
THE ASTRONAUT SEEMED WHITE THE WHOLE MOVIE, BUT IN THE LAST
SCENE, WHEN HE GETS BACK FROM JUPITER, HE DOES "23 AND ME" AND
DISCOVERS HE'S FIVE PERCENT MEXICAN.
>> OH, MAN, THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN NO BUENO.
>> WATCH IT. OKAY, NOW, WHAT ABOUT CAITLYN
JENNER IN THE CAITLYN JENNER BIOPIC.
>> OKAY, I CAN'T PLAY THAT. >> THAT'S CORRECT.
BONUS FOLLOW-UP QUESTION, WHO COULD PLAY CAITLYN JENNER?
>> NO ONE. >> THAT IS CORRECT.
IT IS AN IMPOSSIBLE MOVIE TO MAKE, I DARE SOMEONE TO TRY.
ALL RIGHT, A CHARACTER WHO IS HALF ASIAN.
>> IS THE CHARACTER VISIBLY ASIAN?
>> WOW! VISIBLY ASIAN?
LET'S TAKE 100 POINTS AWAY FROM THEM PLEASE.
AND, BONUS QUESTION, WHICH ACTOR CAN PLAY JAPANESE?
>> ANYONE WHO'S CHINESE, KOREAN, VIETNAMESE AND MAYBE PAKISTANI.
>> EXACTLY. ONCE YOU'RE GENERALLY ASIAN
THAT'S AS FAR AS ANYBODY LOOKS INTO IT.
AND LAST ROLE, A GHOST. >> THAT DEPENDS, WHO'S THE
GHOST. >> MICHAEL JACKSON.
>> WAIT, WHAT MOVIE IS THIS? >> TRUST ME, IT'S GOING TO BE A
VERY GOOD MOVIE. THE MICHAEL JACKSON MOVIE, IT'S
GOING TO BE ON LIFETIME. >> CLOSE, ONLY ONE PERSON CAN
PLAY THE GHOST OF MICHAEL JACKSON.
CAN YOU NAME THAT PERSON. >> OH, I KNOW, RONNIE MALLICK.
>> THAT IS CORRECT. SOMEHOW RONNIE MALLICK CAN PLAY
ANYBODY. ALL RIGHT, LET'S MOVE ON TO OUR
LIGHTNING ROUND. YOU'LL EACH HAVE TEN SECONDS TO
NAME AS MANY ROLES AS POSSIBLE THAT YOU CAN PLAY.
DAVID, LET'S START WITH YOU. TEN SECONDS ON THE BOARD.
WHAT CAN YOU PLAY? >> A WHITE GUY.
A WHITE GUY WHO GAINS 50 POUNDS. SLAVE OWNER.
AND THAT'S IT. >> THAT'S CORRECT.
>> YOU NAMED ALL THREE THINGS. ALL RIGHT.
JACKIE, YOUR TURN. WHAT CAN YOU PLAY?
>> MOM. HORNY MOM.
WHITE TEACHER WHO HELPS MINORITIES.
A WHITE TEACHER WHO LEARNS FROM MINORITIES.
AND A PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
>> IN A COMEDY OR DRAMA? >> COMEDY.
>> IN A COMEDY, WE WILL ACCEPT IT, YES.
DEREK, YOU'RE UP >> CAN I PASS?
>> WELL, THAT DEPENDS. YOU WANT ME TO PUT YOUR FACE ON
THE MICHAEL JACKSON GHOST POSTER?
>> UHM -- >> ALL RIGHT, THEN.
TEN SECONDS ON THE CLOCK. WHAT CAN YOU PLAY, AND GO?
>> SAMMY DAVIS, JR. >> NO, HE WAS JEWISH.
>> EXTRA IN AN ADT HOME COMMERCIAL.
>> NOPE, THOSE ARE ALL WHITE PEOPLE NOW.
>> ALIEN FROM OUTER SPACE. >> WELL, WHEN THE ACTUAL ALIENS
ARRIVE, DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE THE GUY WHO PUT ON GREEN FACE?
>> FINE, I'LL BE A VOICE FROM THE NEW "LION KING."
>> WHICH VOICE? >> IT DOESN'T MATTER, ALL THE
ANIMALS ARE AFRICAN. >> YEAH, BUT SOCIETY HAS DECIDED
THAT THE LION VOICES ARE BLACK, BUT MEERCAT IS BILLY EICHNER. >> THEN I'LL PLAY DAMN BIRD,
ZAZU. >> I'M SORRY, THAT'S
JOHN OLIVER. YEAH, I GUESS HE'S A HOLD OVER
FROM WHEN IT WAS A BRITISH COLONY. WE'LL RETURN WITH OUR FINAL
ROUND, CAN YOU PLAY JAMES BOND? >> HEY, I KNOW THE ANSWER TO
THAT ONE. >> DO YA, THOUGH?
WE'LL FIND OUT AFTER THE BREAK ON "CAN I PLAY THAT"?
Hey I know the answer to that one. Do you though? Makes me so sad.
LMAO the James Bond ending. Amazing.
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I missed this skit some how, I guess Tivo Skip let me down.
The black guys name is David the white guys name is Lawrence but when he says David for the bonus round white guy talks but then he says Derek and the black Guy talks