Humiliating And Illegal Behavior That Got Me Banned For Life | Steve-O

come on yeah dude hey everybody I've got good news for you and bad news for me this video is loaded with all kinds of Juicy stuff that's never been seen but some of it might be the cringiest douchiest footage of me I've ever put out there oh yeah I hate to have your ass kicked it's the stunts that got me banned for life smoking's not permitted first things first we're gonna get the obvious old news out of the way I'm not welcome at SeaWorld so now we're gonna go back to the beginning the first real lifetime ban I got was in Louisiana I got arrested for stapling my ball sack to my leg and these bouncers beat up a kid at my show probably a pretty harsh penalty facing eight years in prison as well but I will never perform in Terrebonne Parish Louisiana ever again now you might want to strap on your seatbelt because we are about to take flight into some footage that has never been seen it was 2004. I was walking through an airport with a little bit of a buzz and I decided to get some footage smoking a cigarette this is really tough for me to watch but I got a feeling you're all gonna love it I got in trouble hey Steve let me talk to you for a minute here buddy why are you smoking in the hallway what's going on huh I won't do it anymore don't smoke in this airport I want anyone you better straighten yourself out otherwise you won't be flying today you understand what I'm saying no no I'm not gonna watch all right then I'll just try to see it I'll tell you yeah we got five minutes dude come on don't tighten it up again I was slightly Tipsy but mostly I just wanted some crazy footage this video might get a little bit turbulent I hate around me all right Steve come on dude stop then we get on the airplane and I was sure that everybody on it was gonna scream with me because we were flying to spring break can I get a spring break yeah now if my fellow passengers weren't super excited yet man were they about to fall in love with me because I was ready to light up a cigarette on the plane I'm on a [ __ ] commercial airline the flight attendant was unbelievably cool one more pup dude he was kind gentle and informative he explained that federal agents would be waiting for me at the airport ain't no feds [ __ ] with me [ __ ] you I probably should have included this in my arrests video because when we landed I got busted did I commit crime yeah come on get up I know it's not a felony no it's just a federal defense well we can be certain about two things as I left that plane every passenger on it was roaring for me uh can I get a spring break yeah yeah well I have flip-flops and I received a lifetime ban from flying on Delta just kidding neither of those were true I'm booked for Delta next week was the first time we met uh when I got kicked out of that uh Video Game Awards now for another lifetime band that clearly didn't stick the MGM Grand Casino in Las Vegas I was there for some Video Game Awards and I showed up to the rehearsal after having a couple drinks so I'm supposed to present with you anyway we're co-presenters right well we were we're supposed to be maybe the craziest thing about this is that we actually found footage of that rehearsal dude I've been in so many [ __ ] video games and never won one of them that's interesting Steve I'm just kidding the craziest thing is what a douche I was Manny remember Bobby that time when we busted each other at that massage parlor I'll just read the thing and then we're fine mom is the word just wait hi dude don't be down on yourself oh yeah dude I hate to have your ass kicked don't plug me down on yourself Bobby because I respect you as an artist you know but we didn't get video of the whole rehearsal so I really don't know what I did that was so bad but Bobby said next thing I hear is that you're banned from the MGM so it was probably pretty bad [Music] now we're going to another casino in Las Vegas The Palms they didn't ban me for life but this tattoo shop in the Palms definitely did I was there to get my Billy Bob tattoo on what I think was the very first reality show about a tattoo shop called Inked believe it or not I might have actually had a couple drinks that day too really and after I was a perfect gentleman getting the tattoo I walked outside of the shop climbed up on their sign and kicked it right in and I kept kicking and of course when I climbed down I'm dealing with security everybody's mad at me so what am I in trouble but I'm like we're making a TV show I didn't arm the tattoo program [Music] let me say I am so grateful that I got clean and sober and I'm much less of a douche today as a matter of fact other than SeaWorld I haven't really been banned for life from anything I think except for this one company that rents out trucks and trailers out of respect for this company I will leave them completely Anonymous but they rent this stuff to you so that you can haul your stuff you know and recently we tried to rent a truck for them they said nope we will not rent trucks or trailers to Stevo or any of his associates because we saw a YouTube video and what's crazy is that I've been doing stunts with their trucks and trailers for years like the cool stuff I did with my professional skateboarder buddy Ryan Simonetti it was me driving the truck that he did the world's first moving wall ride on plus we did it in both directions so rad I think it was one of their larger trucks that we used for the Super Scoop with the dump ramp on the cube truck towing The Landing ramp of course that was in the cult classic TV the movie probably the raddest thing Simon Eddie and I ever did was on Lollapalooza tour when I rented a second tour bus and a trailer and while they were moving Simonetti ollied from one bus to the next then from that bus to the trailer then to the ground I mean dude it blew my mind so out of total respect for this company when we needed a cube truck last week I sent someone barely associated with me I mean I hardly even know the guy and he rented a cube truck and we were very careful to be responsible with this truck so the swing set we built on top of it was pretty small and I made sure that we covered their name by wrapping the truck with promotion for my new book and we weren't just careful about that we made sure we followed the law to the letter we looked up the law and it says if you're wearing a seat belt you're all good that truck looks so good of course I got six LED billboard trucks from gorilla LED trucks I'm just cruising around L.A swinging like a g with all these trucks going down the beach in Santa Monica people were loving it people actually were loving it reach out to Stevo it was going great but I had to get to Hollywood pretty quickly so we got on the highway it was totally mellow there was plenty of traffic we were barely going 50 miles an hour and just as we planned we ended up on the Walk of Fame Hollywood Boulevard there were totally cops there and they had no issue that so we parked in front of the Chinese man's theater celebrated with some fans and it was a great day just like I thought if you wear your seatbelt it's totally legal I gotta say I'm probably forgetting a lot of things that I've been banned for life from but one thing I am not forgetting is that my new book a hard kick in the nuts is now available everywhere books are sold and it is Juicy crazy insightful and fun you'd be a maniac not to get your copy today

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Published: Tue Sep 27 2022