Six Things I'm Totally Humiliated To Admit | Steve-O

I don't have any business with this [ __ ] yeah did a while back I put up a video about all the different sets of fake teeth that I've been through and it wasn't easy in fact it was [ __ ] humiliating looking good feeling good but it ended up being really healing for me to just let go of my insecurities so I've decided to try to set a new personal record for the most humiliating video I've ever put up and it's six things that I am totally embarrassed to admit I've told the story about how I tried to become a rapper and how bad I was at it not a nail dude [ __ ] forget but whenever I showed any clips of me rapping I was so careful to try to choose the ones that look to the least bad how awful my rapping really was when you're famous you got a rep to protect you gotta get laid every night or you will lose respect and misogynistic I'm an animal I'm out of control I got [ __ ] on my dick like a stripper promoting drugs I am wasted and the worst thing about it is that I thought it was awesome [ __ ] nail that [ __ ] I left it every opportunity to rap on late-night talk shows the smoke that put the [ __ ] over in Tampa touch I would rap for the paparazzi America's [ __ ] w's tax I'm sick of this so what do you propose on my goddamn country back I was so confident one day I marched right into Damon Dash's office to play for him my new single poke the puss poke the puss huh yeah [Music] to be fair I wasn't going for good I was going for funny and shocking but all I was was just terrible save the push stab the cooks every time I do it in the video I made four poke the puss was so hilariously bad the creator of beavis and butt-head Mike judge brought beavis and butt-head out of retirement to tell me so they doing better not be yeah then he could roll around the ground mumbling it alone but I've not always maintained the sexiest figure I mean up until the age of like thirty three not an ounce of fat but then all of a sudden I got fat and I was a cokehead I might have been the fattest cook head in town you're not fat you're fatter one day I was filming with all the jackass guys and I couldn't do my trademark ho-ho trick even your tattoo gained 15 pounds even though I was out of control on drugs I managed to really try and get my figure back but then I got sober and it's pretty normal to put on some weight when he gets sober but one time this kid in Australia my buddy guy Hickey made me a little steve-o figurine and I wanted to show my appreciation by stripping down and posing with it and when I saw the photos I took with that doll I was mortified and I said that's it I'm going on a crash diet I'm gonna exercise and like in very short time I managed to get super thin I took replacement photos with the doll and it was great but ever since then it's been a roller coaster I put on a bunch of weight and then I started exercising a lot at one point I trained for a triathlon and gotten I think the best shape of my life I was cycling a hundred miles per week swimming running and I did the triathlon only to get as bad as I've ever been in my life after that that was like six months ago and at that point I was like dude I can't do it anymore I gotta go into a food program so yeah I've been sober in my food program since October 13th and I don't look that bad I've shown in previous videos how I have thousands of videotapes and I am embarrassed to admit what a douche I am I'm probably 95% of those tapes I mean sure I was a drug addict but that's no excuse for what an angry douche I was [ __ ] with my neighbors and just treating people badly in general now [ __ ] shut up and I thought I was such hot [ __ ] like all my fans career the fans are watching fans are watching you're wasting my fans time and I would always say how is rich even though I wasn't which is besides the point but what a douche being crazy made where and then right around the time I stopped getting drunk enduring drugs videotapes went away we started recording on two cards and drives and I'm very grateful to say that on the drives and cards I'm a douche way less of the time as nice as it is to be less of a douche now I'm [ __ ] old and I'm embarrassed to admit how many times have decided not to post pictures on my social media because of the gray hair and the wrinkles most recently I took a really cute selfie of me and Lux kissing with our corona masks on and when I saw the wrinkles around my eyes I was like I can't do it but why should I be embarrassed of getting old number one that's what happens number two the fact that I'm even still alive is a miracle so I'm posting that photo and if you're the type of person who picks on people for looking old watch out bub because you're headed there yourself if you're lucky yeah all right this one is actually one of the biggest regrets that I have I've been a touring stand-up comedian for almost an entire decade but the whole time I've been bashful about calling myself a stand-up comedian because I'm self-conscious that people don't think of me that way when the fact is that I've really worked hard and established myself I've got a special on Amazon Prime that people can watch right now and for my second stand-up comedy special not only did I get the whole cast of Jackass together for the first time since we lost Ryan Dunn I actually did such gnarly stuff for it that I called it gnarly pretty gnarly gnarly it's gonna come out very soon so get excited yeah last but not least I am totally embarrassed to admit that a bunch of huge celebrities declined to be on my podcast it's not surprising but I had a plan to be very strategic about who we asked and then I found out that my dude Scott Randolph just went ahead and sent requests to Robert Downey jr. Brad Pitt Scott who else did said that's my fraid to admit it and yeah admit how you'd be mad Kim Kardashian may be the rock yet maybe maybe Ellen at least we can laugh about it now because we've actually gotten some traction we've got big stars like Demi Lovato click right here to see that and in the coming weeks dude [ __ ] it's gonna be insane waiting to see who we got but check out Demi Lovato right now and Scott you don't feel bad don't feel that bad

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Length: 9min 1sec (541 seconds)

Published: Thu May 07 2020