HOW TO FLEX YOUR APPLE CARD

hey guys so I just applied for the new Apple credit card and I got accepted for it so now I'm gonna unbox it for the first time Wow let's set it up now [Music] [Music] what are you guys talking about this is my Apple card of course I got accepted definitely not rejected for insufficient credit history no I didn't have to settle for a broke-ass Discover card and I definitely didn't have to ask my dad to apply for an apple cart on his iPhone just so I can make this video enough with all your questions I'm now gonna show all of you how to flex your Apple card I can do that cuz i myself have an apple card now wait beans to Michelle who Leon th oh no you can't have a cutie first of all the apple cart is special because it's made out of titanium it feels good and heavy in your hands but it's made to be slammed on the counter when you pay so everyone can hear that you have an Apple card alright your total will be four dollars and 21 cents okay I'll be paying with credit [Applause] [Music] could you stop that you're causing national emergencies actually can I use my iPhone to paint Stan so I can get 2% cash back instead of one but before you pay for something make sure the store's car terminal is good enough for your Apple card if it's not gently let them know that that is not acceptable okay please enter your credit card in here now I'm not putting my Apple card into that do you have anything less outrageously disgusting uh no that was our only one yes you do that payment terminal looks like it was made for the Apple card I'll just use this instead that's my laptop ah you told me that the two thousand looking back with pro get my card all this broke-ass thing the Apple card gives you three percent cashback if you buy stuff from an Apple store so put it to use and buy the stupidest thing they sell to flex on the employees and the stores customers one please it's the too much dollar Apple book it's literally just a book with Apple product pictures it's actually worth more than this Apple book this was all thanks to the Apple card the titanium structure of the applicant also makes it stronger than a regular credit card so give a poor person some help when they're trying to accomplish something physically demanding with the poverty card it seems like a good deed but it's just another way to flex hey what are you doing oh I lost my key so I'm trying to get into my house another way that card will never be able to get into that doorframe let me help Wow thanks man you're welcome wait this is my house [ __ ] hey come back here with that the applecart has gotten some major flak for apparently being too easy to accidentally scratch you could buy something to protect it but everyone knows that real rich people never actually take good care of their things [Music] Wow my neighbors of MU in there I mean you can order free aqua cob replacements from your iphone so there's not really a point in protecting it another use for the Apple cards strong titanium build is to be able to easily use it as a scraper flex it off by using it to scrape food off your plates scrape that mud off your Jordans and scrape ice off your car oh hey neighbor I'm just using my Apple car to scrape ice off of my Tesla it's 75 degrees outside right now how the hell's there ice on your car guess we'll never know oh hey other neighbor guess what I'm doing some people discovered that if you sharpened the edge of an apple card it could be turned into a knife Wow that's a mean blade use it for things you could do with a knife to show off cut up some fruit [Music] make yourself a sandwich [Music] the sky's the limit but maybe you should have washed it off first after using it as a scraper [Music] you can also flex with an apple card night by using it to stop me down sir calm down you don't have to do this I get paid either way goodbye world I can't cut through my Hermes at the watch band [Music] maybe this Apple pencil will do better [Music] and finally you can pick up females by using the a Picard strength to show off your strength OMG hey girl you like big strong man yeah we'll check this out [Applause] what about this mm hmm how about this I'm leaving now no way this is pure titanium see that oh my god take me out sure thing mmm dinner was amazing yeah it's no problem you guys ready for the check oh wait uh waiter yeah do you take Apple pay so I could get 2% cashback and set up 1% no sorry we only take card okay that won't be a problem oh my god you have a Discover card that [Music] we interrupt this program for a special Apple News plus bulletin the apple cart is meant to be flexed but if you set it up with an iPhone with the whole button you cannot legally flex it instead you'll be legally flexed on now back to your regularly scheduled programming on Apple TV plus wait a second didn't you set up your Apple card with your iPhone 8 that makes you double broke and we don't accept discover either here's a little bonus flex I'm surprised the bigger tech destructured youtubers haven't thought of this yet what is up guys Tech Rock here I have the Apple car today and we're gonna see what happens when you shred it you know paper shredder I cannot wait to see what happens let's see what happens oh man that was my Tesla key card uh-huh this always happens okay now let's see what happens [Music] whoa this is crazy guys it won't shredder whoa this is crazy it doesn't want to come out I can't believe it's still in one piece that's crazy let's put it in a second time okay three two one [Music] crazy guys it won't go down this is crazy guys I cannot believe that happened pace we just have to wait for your replacement card to come in tell us what plug the ETA curtains don't take a decent well I'm sorry dad you know that this would happen when you let me live here for free and so with that thank you guys for watching comment like and subscribe and I'll see you guys later bye part ways I see don't wait yeah but not the her these bells

Channel: Plainrock124

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Id: sTU_LTNP1-U

Length: 12min 40sec (760 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 09 2019