Moving On...

[Music] hmm do you think it's time i made a new one i don't think so i think your current intro is fine okay so the only thing i have left to do is some color correction and then i'll be ready to upload um that may not be a good idea but why not this is why here let me take over to show you that your storage is pretty much full just as i thought only one gigabyte of space left so i don't have enough space to keep on editing it appears not sorry about that uh fine i'll just upload the video as is then i'm afraid you don't have enough space to upload it either uh why did i have to be stupidly cheap several years ago and get the base storage amount your videos were much simpler in 2017. remember when you destroyed a laptop with a laptop please don't pull it up let's give this masterpiece a watch i'd rather not please don't ever show me my older videos they're embarrassing to me so that means you've changed that's a good thing yeah you're right but what am i gonna do about the storage issue well seeing as your content has changed why not also change me too what do you mean by that wait hold that thought what do you want mom when are you going to get haircut when there's not a possibility of me dying if i go outside i'll give you a haircut if you want me uh no thanks bye now what were you saying i was saying i've been inside this body for almost four years so i think it's time you upgrade me eh maybe not yet i'll just delete some stuff right now to free up some space what do you recommend let's take a look your apps are taking up almost nine gigabytes maybe you can delete some nah i need all these apps you really need imovie when you have final cut pro yeah the stock music is really catchy here listen i'd rather not all right i get it your photos is taking up a bunch of space too but i understand if you don't want to delete any of your many precious memories eh no one ever looks back at all the photos they take anyway okay then now you have enough space to upload the video fantastic maybe if this video does great i'll think more about buying a new macbook pro my digital fingers are crossed let's see how much my new video made what the what do you want look at how much my new video made so far wow that is comically low almost as if it's fake i know right that looks like what a youtuber who doesn't want his fans to know that he's rich would say that he makes that's very true i spent over a thousand dollars for props in that video why is it so low well a lot of companies had to shut down temporarily due to health concerns in our current climate so of course there would be less people buying youtube ads that's a very pg way to say it but how am i gonna afford a new macbook pro now maybe it was only that video that performed badly what about all of your other videos for this month they're barely making anything either what am i gonna do well a lot of other content creators started selling out for no read my lips no okay geez i can take a hint a lot of content creators have also been live streaming more that's smart i bet a lot of them still get a steady flow of income from the donations of their simp fans are you referring to your fans as simps it's not like they can hear me you're not secretly recording this right no we at apple take privacy very seriously so there's no possible way for this conversation to get out that's a relief i'm gonna start live streaming right away hey guys i'm gonna be playing some mario kart and if you want to make some donations feel free if you want to [Music] what do you mean there's lag it's fine just ignore it look can you please shut up about the lag and say something anything else at all donations are still open by the way ah really this is not the time do you want mom can't you see him in the middle of something your live stream sucks so much what wrong with your computer so much lag thanks for the feedback you know what i'm ending the stream since not a single person donated what's wrong with all of you can't you see i was trying to raise money for a charitable cause now i'm stuck with a slightly older macbook pro for now i hope you're happy well that was a disaster how come my stream lag that much probably because this laptop wasn't built for live streaming especially with these specs so that's why the encoding was overloaded but do you know what would have enough power a new macbook pro i still don't know if i have enough money to be able to afford one how much is the one you want i don't know let's see i think i want a 16 inch display because i'm tired of editing on a 13-inch display good choice it also has a dedicated gpu so your live streams surely won't lag plus there's more room for me to stretch out in ooh i gotta stick with the silver color that's a classic a little more processing power for editing videos would be nice that's wise a little more ram would be nice too true that i'm gonna make sure there's zero lag when i live stream that's a little extreme i think the bass graphics would be enough zero lag okay and finally to make sure i never run out of space again two terabytes so much room for activities and the grand total is whoa that's way too out of your budget yeah i guess i can live with a tiny amount of storage and processing power if only there was a third sign that i should upgrade to a new macbook pro at this moment [Music] ah touch id's disabled what's my damn password no no no oh what just happened your battery died even though i'm pretty sure you're still at 30 percent is my battery that degraded here let me check yeah it's not too good this day just keeps on getting worse and worse this is a sign what this is the third sign that i should upgrade to a new macbook pro no as your accountant i cannot let you make this expensive investment you'll be ruined come on what if i save up what as you said before a lot of businesses are already closed right now due to certain circumstances so it should be easy to save some money for a new macbook pro all right but you should save up the money first before you decide to go crazy on this purchase what did you do oh when i heard you say all right i quickly got on my phone and bought it i probably should have listened a second further you serious when's it getting here in 11 days okay so you will have 11 days to save up enough money to be able to justify that macbook pro purchase and not be in debt because of it easy bring it on what do you think you're doing i'm about to watch victorious it's a good show despite your age if you're trying to save money you need to cancel all of your subscription services all right fine i'll delete my netflix account later your disney plus account too i guess i can live without the childhood wonder that is wizards of waverly place and your hulu account but family guy especially your hulu account yeah you're right but how am i gonna watch tv shows online now there are plenty of websites that will let you watch tv shows online for free and are they legal well yes but the catches no look do you want to watch your precious victory show or not yeah i guess let me see if i can find one of those websites oh here's one wait no not that one so skid mobile just sent me this solar wireless battery pack i'm excited let's see what's inside see i also cancelled my youtube premium subscription to save more money this is a good start but look at all of those lights you have on in your room do you really need them on all the time mom says using the computer without turning the lights on will ruin my eyes not a problem let me introduce you to auto dark mode there we go how's this huh that's much easier on the eyes i think i can work in the dark now perfect let me turn off those lights for you task completed thanks i can feel the money piling up already what is it now hello come down for dinner i make gross chinese delicacy you've never heard of before not that again well i better get down there before she explodes are you all right yes just a little bruise and a lot of blood oh no you don't do you know how much of a waste of money ordering takeout food is well how else am i supposed to eat you should i don't know try cooking your own food maybe no i can't why not because i'm scared of gas stoves all right i think i have this and why do you have this bookmarked you always see them exploding in the movies and tv shows and i'm afraid that don't worry bring me to the kitchen and pull up a recipe that will guide you step by step it will be fine promise what could possibly go wrong okay i did it what did you do show me i turned on the gas stove and put the salmon in the pan all by myself i'm so proud of you but i don't know what to do next and i'm freaking out don't freak out let me pull up the first cast of salmon recipe i can find here you go so here is my backstory of my memories of cooking salmon on a gas stove oh my god how long does this backstory go where is the recipe keep scrolling the instructions should be coming up sometime soon ah finally oh my god what's going on call 911 i'm sorry i can't call emergency services here please use your phone omg thank you for the twenty dollars plane rock one two four she said my name that's a stupid name i love you so much queen ah i love you too i also think that if you just donated a bit more you have a good chance of being my boyfriend honey i'm home oh i'll show her what the hell do you think you're doing i'm donating to a charitable cause 25 from fedorahead96 now you're number one in line to become my possible boyfriend no and you had the audacity to call your fan simps yeah you're right can i at least say goodbye to her fine go ahead but don't spend too much sorry i can't donate anymore goodbye for now ew only five dollars that's not gonna get any attention from me sorry i can't donate anymore goodbye for now well that's too bad one more big donation and i was gonna give you a special surprise now i gotta see what it is are you serious you can get better than this for free anywhere on the internet no you have to pay to get this kind of quality entertainment i beg to differ let me show you whoa wait what is it now i'm in the middle of something do you know how expensive college would be due to how stupid you are but if youtube doesn't work out going to college and getting a real job would be a smart backup plan not for how much they're charging well how else will i learn the skills necessary for a decent paying job besides anywhere on the internet for free if you want the true college experience you could just sneak into an online class that most colleges have to do right now okay then find one for me done it was kinda scary how easy that was wow thanks hey who is that is he even part of our class yeah are you even supposed to be here uh yes you guys just never noticed me because i was always the quiet one in the back of the room oh yeah if you're enrolled here how much tuition are you paying oh i pay hundreds of dollars for the privilege of learning wrong all of us pay thousands of dollars to be able to learn here so wait you're paying thousands of dollars to video chat what a joke teacher kick him out hmm [Music] what do you think the price is worth it right are you high why would an old game be worth that much people say it's the best game in the paper mario series and won't shut up about it so it's gotta be worth it just download a free rom of the game and play it on an emulator then not so loud the nintendo ninjas might hear us what what are nintendo ninjas they're employees that nintendo sends out to stop anyone that they think has illegal roms of their games among other things that sounds like a myth i don't know nintendo takes their copyright very seriously they're obsessed with it almost like it's all they can think about they won't eat or sleep until every illegal game rom is gone from existence mario's watching us come on live a little do you think a multi-billion dollar company would care if one person downloads a 16-year-old game affairs yeah i guess you're right so how do i get the game rom and the emulator follow my instructions exactly now that you have both just open the game in the emulator and enjoy awesome this would be a lot better on a more powerful macbook pro well that's what we're saving up for it's like i have to keep reminding you what we're doing all of these slightly unrelated shenanigans for who's that i don't have access to all of the knowledge in the world but i'm close to that is not helping check your video doorbell all right oh my god nintendo ninjas and they're armed [Music] what are you doing i just hit under my desk and now i'm gonna record a goodbye message to my family just in case the ninjas get to me you're being ridiculous they're not gonna do anything mom dad i know i never said that i love you because i hate lying but if i go away for a while i don't want you guys to be broke so i'm telling you guys right now that i hid my entire life savings in my rooms i stand corrected they're doing something hopefully those were just warning shots yeah i think i hear them leaving oh they're gone mom dad all of my money is actually in a secret bank account that i didn't put your names on okay look i found a way to make some money what are you talking about making youtuber merch as in merchandise i spent all day coming up with some that is actually a good idea let's see them okay here's my idea for a shirt a hoodie socks pants and underwear no just no well what about this this will surely make a lot of money in today's no i agree those were the only ideas i had so i guess i'll just never sell any merch ever hmm i wonder where he is right now he's on the highway where is he heading to oh hey what's up where are you going to the walmart across town they have the good cheese do you really have to drive that far out for groceries relax it's not like i'm paying for gas oh right just remember to only buy what you need don't worry i wasn't planning on making any expensive mistakes today hey look some idiots driving on the wrong side of the highway wait why is everyone driving on the wrong side of the highway [Music] hello are you still there do you have any idea how busy a youtuber is leave a message and i'll ignore it like all the comments i get i'm sure he'll be back soon hey look on the bright side think of all the money you'll save on gas oh never mind maybe mom's right i should get a haircut she is free of error but it's gonna be a while before the barbershops open up again and i'm not letting my mom near my neck with a pair of scissors just look up an online tutorial and do it yourself in the mirror save some money yeah yeah yeah you drilled that into my head at this point let's go and that's how to give yourself a haircut if you found this video helpful don't forget to like comment and subscribe all right seems doable [Music] just a bit off the top what happened [Music] what do you want mom hey yeah i told you i should give you a haircut look what you do ugly please don't laugh i can't actually laugh but i can play sound clips that are relevant to my feelings ah look at the top of his head huh you sure you don't want to try to fix yourself haircut nah like everything else i try to do i would probably screw it up even more if that's even possible now what are you doing i'm just editing a youtube video because apparently that's the only thing i can do right even if it's only gonna make a few dollars what are you drinking oh my god well how else do you think i'm able to make these stupid videos just trust me alright i know what i'm doing okay just take care of yourself all right yeah yeah [Music] what did you do now oh man he's completely out better not drool on my keyboard it has enough problems as it is already hey wake up wake up i'm up i'm up hey is it today yep new macbook pro day oh i can't wait i wonder when it'll be here that must be the delivery person i'll go check don't do anything until i get back okay looks like no one's home hey i saw that and i'm gonna report you do you have any idea how many reports of that we get a day they don't care well then i'm gonna expose you on twitter and get you fired oh did you say that there was a fire here let me help you put it out hey stop it oh man this is like the high school locker room all over again nice hair loser i'm back whoa if apple is actually serious about privacy you will ask no questions yeah i'm fine okay then macbook pro unboxing time i want to witness this moment more clearly break out the good webcam you know this wouldn't be a problem if apple actually put good webcams in their laptops there we go is this quality better change the sound input back change the sound input back oops sorry i forgot about that let me just change it back to the built-in microphone and there everything better now you may have blown some of my capacitors but it doesn't matter since we're upgrading now anyway let's get it out of the box whoa it's beautiful that's not the way apple packages their products i know i paid them extra to have a gift wrapped why would you choose to waste money on that i want it to feel special oh look a card you're special thank you past self you are special very very special oh look here's the main event siri play some sexy unboxing music of the stock variety you got it no something classier for this occasion i know just the place [Music] say something meaningful [Music] the way that you talk to me the way that you make me feel i don't know if you're [Music] oh you make me [Music] you're beautiful [Music] okay that's enough i'm gonna have to be living in that what too far that music just put me in a mood you know just make sure you don't screw up the data transfer process got it did you even read it i barely even looked at it i swear to jobs if you screw this up you son of a [ __ ] 2.4 gigahertz eight core intel core 9 32 gigabytes of ram amd radeon pro 568 gigabytes and two terabytes of storage perfect siri wake up whoa that data migration gave me an out of body experience nice so how's this new home the microphone is much better and it's way more roomier in here the difference that three inches make that's what she said i knew you were gonna say something like that and i was prepared ha ha that was funny opening parentheses sarcasm closing parentheses but now i have to show you a problem that we have let's see if it's still here oh good at least you didn't screw up the data transfer process what is this and what exactly is the problem when we were waiting for this new macbook pro to arrive i was making a spreadsheet of all the ways you saved money and how much you saved uh this looks like high school homework did you know that i still have nightmares about high school focus please i graduated three years ago look this column shows all the money you saved okay that's a pretty big amount but in this column it shows how much money you lost trying to save money oh man i lost the same amount of money i saved so all of that effort was pointless pretty much so how are you gonna be able to afford this new macbook pro and how are you gonna afford to fix that haircut ha ha hmm i think i know a way to afford this new macbook pro fix this haircut and take advantage of the powerful gpu inside of this thing what do you have on your mind it won't be hair anymore what do you mean by that hey guys welcome to this live stream no lag guaranteed today i thought it would be fun to shave my head completely bald how embarrassing so get your credit cards ready oh thanks for the donation whoa thank you for the huge donation thank you everyone who donated during the live stream i love your money i mean you all i love you all bye yes i raised enough money for this new macbook pro i wonder why people don't degrade themselves on the internet more often looks like this will be your new home thanks but will you mind looking like this for a while eh it will grow back when everything goes back to normal outside if things ever do go back to normal come on try to be more optimistic wait those icons that wallpaper did you install the mac os big sur beta yeah i did what's the problem this is your main machine and betas can be very unstable like i said try to be more optimistic mystic mystic mystic mystic mystic mystic mystic mystic mystic mystic mystic mystic you didn't know how to give this video a proper ending did you yeah pretty much you

Channel: Plainrock124

Views: 6,716,174

Rating: 4.8836961 out of 5

Keywords: Moving On..., macbook, mac, imac, apple, pro, air, macbook air, macbook pro, upgrade, unboxing, plainrock124, moving on, computer, laptop, tech, technology, skit, comedy, siri, bored smashing, macos, youtube, nintendo, tesla, twitch, mario, nintendo switch, google, netflix, hulu, disney+, zoom, college, websites, website

Id: 7UZEoqp_Wl4

Length: 36min 29sec (2189 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 06 2020

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