HOW TO BE A DUDE..

hmm have you ever wondered what it's like to live like a dude's hmm well today we're going to find out because this is a dude simulator where apparently you can just literally do whatever you want you'll give it a hundred dollars you're giving 100% health some stars for some reason and the aim is to just be a dude for a bit so this is my house what do you think I paid a lot of money for it that's why I've only got $100 left it is currently I'm 4 p.m. almost I think the times ever going to change or is 1120 I'm not quite sure yeah welcome to my house guys so I can what okay sounds like I can I can find but okay give it this money this money it's this money I can use hello-o 107 dollars nice go tell my computer on no bike and drag it off okay whoops um yeah I've broken that okay that's good right let's go out into the outside world you ready BAM welcome to dude lands let's go and say hello to some of the neighbors shall we wait is this my car can I actually drive this hello yes I can drive it here we go this is a neighbor how's it going buddy how are you doing okay um whoops sir are you okay hello oh you have no face and apparently you're not mad at all about me I'm running you over which is nice for a nice neighbor where are you going huh where are you going you going to this ice-cream truck are you going to the park can I come with you sir why are you ignoring me I don't think he wants to be my friend he's just uh just go in just walk it in the middle of the road to try and get run over again huh money who needs friends when you've got this money just laying on the floor $115 let me grab this one - let me grab it yeah there we go $129 what can I spend it on wait can I use this van as well I can look literally every car is available to me Oh oh excuse me sir you just you just run over the person I run over a minute ago it's unacceptable right let's find in wait you just run over this guy - what's wrong with you right I'm coming to get you I'm definitely coming to get you the sports car that which I'm going to borrow in a second right come here you Oh Oh No what has happened I've um I've fallen over and I can't get up oh no well you know it wasn't my van anyway but that's okay sure what I didn't know you could do this or you can move the mouse we'll get weapons look at my stabby stabby thing shotgun a machine gun a pistol and got a slap it's hot is that my arm I think that's my arm imagine living like this forever this must be what it's like to live like a dude give me guys I just need to have a quick swift word with you um nice to meet you oh are you trying to punch me and what's going on riding this guy's head okay this is a little bit weird are you fighting me out okay you're trying to kick me you're trying to kick me about to slap you there you go there we go slap him in the face right he doesn't know that I have a grenade or you know I was gonna do this to his face right huh oh oh why he killed me he killed me what like I had some very very good kicking skills to be fair and oh I'm back at home you know what absolutely fine and I'm gonna get myself some revenge I can't actually remember what he looked like but he is going to get a swift bullet to the faceless head I think we had a red t-shirt or did he have blue I don't know red or blue how about we just get both of them oh my goodness um I didn't expect that sir are you okay I'm sorry I don't mean to down your body oh do you what stops what I'm not doing anything who are you mrs. please Polly I guess if you're a police are you kidding me no stay away say way right now make sure you can I stab you but so you kick me she kicks me that about $0.25 help we have to do this to you I'm sorry I don't want to be gonna kill me Sam I best go em kill em kill em yes there we go I need to collect my reward excuse me yeah you've got some money that you owe me thank you sir look all this like blood it looks like ketchup or tiny stones ah there's another one and there's another one there oh geez okay is that what the stars are are the stars the amount of police you've got after you I don't really know bum I'm in big trouble money gimme gimme gimme yes what can I spend my money on I don't seem to have much so I can spend what's this is a town hall this is the grocery store let's go to the grocery store and even buy anything at the police nearby they are there's three of them okay the size do not mean that and this is a very empty grocery store oh no no no don't have me I've got five percent health I'm in big trouble guys what am I supposed to do what am I supposed to do there's literally nothing that can save me from these police let's try and get in a car run run run run run this car seems like it will be perfect my van is still on its side right here right here we go let's get some revenge we'll need police shall we right guys wait what did they go yeah I'll go so go them in the background right I'm gonna get you guys where are they going what are they doing why are they walking like that right get out of here there we go how's the solar police problems just run them over with a No oh really they kill me oh no they killed me what's gonna happen oh wait a second oh I'm in jail for 66 days oh no okay there anyone else here with me nope I think I'm here all by myself they didn't take my weapons though right I'm ready to stab some guys I want to get out please you have to wait five more days hey how about here let's go I'm not a convict any more police department with no police fantastic right I need a Motor Transport which was a motel over here and there's no cars at all is anyone in here hello every every room is empty oh okay sir you shouldn't do that don't argue with a car like him oh my good strong man is here I'd adored this man gone buddy you could do this or not are you okay do you need a quick slap upside the head I think it's um Lee's doing okay he died he just died right in front of my very eyes I'm right I've already went to prison one I'm just going to take your money and run it wasn't me I didn't kill him it wasn't it wasn't me there must be somewhere we can spend our money surely a lot of people around here a grocery store why is everything closed always open but the in it I want to buy something what is this this is like a block of flat no nope no one lives here either so you know what the only thing we can do around here is blow stuff up so guess I'm gonna have to do that how about this car right here I like a weapon store so eventually you'll be able to buy weapons but for now we've got our own let's do this there we go that's what happens Wow so I good as though I'm flying right when he's finding people excuse me sir I'm just going to throw this down here don't worry about it don't worry about it it's fine haha yes you're okay nope there's money okay that means he dies thank you thank you very much appreciated sir weapons if I put this like under his body oh no run run run run run haha we define like a large group of people oh wait a second smoothness yes we can't have it let me why am i why am I not wearing pants umm okay let's go a little trolley oh geez oh no okay this is not this is not a very stable vehicle help me help me I just want to try and drive this straight okay I'm going backwards it isn't helping no I'm I supposed to do now I'm stuck in the river so try it again shall we but is really early odds control share I'm sorry oh no oh yes sorry so close to go inside the trolley oh man not even amazing right they dare say that and get inside oh I think I killed two people excuse me can you get inside this please I was going on oh no that's what's going on hey buddy oh oh oh no wait a second look come over here come over here touch the wheel touch the wheel yes that's right well stab someone yeah let's do that sir oh geez no he's gonna hit me you can hit me summon that it that is that we got static got sure to run away before the freaky police come after me again hey hey why what are you doing at no don't don't hit me I will shoot you why haven't I used yet I'm the shotgun I've used this wow the Hat well you can literate you can make them bleed so much check this out fast hahaha thanks for your money sir I'm almost at $200 I have nothing to spend it on I do like the look of this car thank you is this one gonna be fast it's pretty fast to me I like it I like it oh watch out sir Oh straight to a tree whose knee a unity gamma way please why do you want to kind of see how far I can go if there's any secrets around here to the mountain let's go oh oh oh no why why do I do this um oh gee a broke I broke in the game again I always do this ah this is right is it uh I don't know what to do should I get out I should have done that should not have done that where's the car the cars below me and I'm I'm in the middle of nowhere hey I had to start again there was no way I could have come back from that I fell out the world that's not good when you're a dude all right we tried all the weapons yet we've got ourselves as a normal pit stall that we can use how well does it work stay still for me BAM yeah it survived a shot to the head are you kidding me why are you running like that look at it run look at him run around threw in the seesaw this guy's a maniac look at the way he's running it's so funny give me sir stop thought there we go that's what you get for running you little punk right final task the police will be around here soon because I'm causing chaos and I might just slap a few people ah no he scared me he actually scared me but there we go that's what I'm talking about you don't arrest me your punch okay there's another one BAM no I meant oh wow what I got the guy behind him oh geez okay the two there and then let's do this how are you not dying sir please I don't care if you're the police I will never stop die yes thank you for the money I really appreciate that you run me over oh jeez oh yes I've got a kind of confidence what is happening Oh are we stretched that's a policeman body did you see that oh my goodness right I'm gonna die any second now I'm dead I'm definitely dead I think the big mr. policeman was getting everyone I'm in prison again can I get out of here early I got add you have to wait I got 88 days this time I guess all I can do is just spin this and wait until I'm free I'm going to do that again try and find as many people I can and involve grenades this time yeah we're free okay let's do this here we go I need to claim my first victim I kind of want to use as many of these as possible I just throw it and see what happens oh this guy's gonna die yeah ha ha what a shame could he actually die you alive not be definitely dead oh there's his money thank you sir thank you I just got out of prison so I'm going to need some too is next reload this and then I should be able to shoot you square in the face BAM okay got my first police star where they are where are they there he is I see them right there I am going to get you from here buddy oh yes two out of four right who's next I need to try and lure them to a road where there's cars driving through I think that's over here right here we go there should be some good grenade action over here let's throw this there we go that's good that's good yeah money you flew everywhere and let's go fell over the dead body oh wait the police coming no here's the road right here so you turn down this road that is perfect right I need to mow down some of the police just over here come and get me plug come and get me I ain't afraid of you Bam Bam there we go and you as well look at they literally all fell down in exactly the same position looking good buddy right more police I'm just gonna get you I'm just gonna get you and I'm just gonna get you as well I need to reload No leave me alone you will not kick me Punk oh geez there's so many of them look at them all he's actually reaching me from AJ here comes the car the guy is falling over the dead bodies right here it goes we go he's going to run him over yes look at him oh this is so weird right I didn't get my grenades out oh geez they flip the cart they flip the car right everything is going dark that is crazy absolutely crazy always goodness says literally one of the policemen stretched all the way across the sky that was not excuse me guys I'm just going to have to lay this right here and you are going to die now yes so many police cars near car I need a car desperately each grenade Punk's yeah right I got my car got my vehicle ready to go do I lose health if I run them over let's have a look I've got 45% we SATs you pretty good Wow Makana can't even run them over oh no this is the end it's at the end well the dead body is gone I was gonna run them over right okay let's do this here we go BAM yes I've only got what 24 percent helps anything all right you guys are all going to do meet a very unfortunate end quickly close explode quick whoa okay that was crazy demo car now right now I need to run over the dead bodies there we go there's policemen tripping over everyone man all the dead bodies have just disappeared that see what happens when we run over this one there we go super glitchy oh there we go nice no one's that helps ah you never take me alive pod oh he just punched me in the head and he took me he took me he took me dead so no guys being a dude for the day was actually pretty fun and pretty chaotic and I've been in jail three times which is crazy so I'm guys I hope you enjoyed this video if you did please leave a thumbs up that we greatly appreciated and if let us be the first bit you see what me please do consider subscribing to join team DDM today of course daily crazy videos apart from that guys thank you again so much for watching you are the best before you go what are you check out another video by me right here or you can come see me live in person by hitting this button down here take you straight to the ticket website where you can come and enjoy dantdm on 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Channel: DanTDM

Views: 14,230,481

Rating: 4.8904028 out of 5

Keywords: dude simulator, simulator game, how to be, how to, thediamondminecart, minecart, dantdm, no swearing, no cursing, dr trayaurus, tdm, the diamond minecart, trayaurus, grim, app, dantdm minecraft, minecraft dantdm, minecraft funny, how to be a dude

Id: SkPzWAdEuPs

Length: 14min 33sec (873 seconds)

Published: Sun May 21 2017