- WELCOME TO
PAPARD MATTRESS LIQUIDATORS. HOW CAN I HELP YOU TODAY? - I NEED TO BUY A NEW BED. - OKAY.
YEAH, GOOD, GOOD. YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE.
I'LL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO HELP YOU WITH THAT.
UH... WHAT SIZE YOU NEED?
A FULL, QUEEN, KING? - QUEEN.
- QUEEN, OH. WE GOT A BIG SEL--
- AND JUST SO YOU KNOW, IT NEEDS TO BE STURDY. - ALL RIGHT. - [bleep] GETS KIND OF CRAZY
IN MY ROOM. - OH, OKAY.
[laughs] I GOT YOU, BROTHER.
[laughs] I GOT YOU. WELL, THIS POSTUREPEDIC MATTRESS
WE GOT RIGHT HERE, THIS IS EXTREMELY COMFORTABLE AND, UH...DURABLE. - DO YOU MIND IF I TRY IT? - NO, NOT AT ALL.
GO AHEAD. I SHOULD ALSO MENTION, THERE'S
100% MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE ON-- - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! WHO GOT THAT GOOD "D"? I GOT THAT GOOD "D"! YEAH!
YEAH! NO, IT'S TOO HARD. DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING SOFTER? - UM... OF COURSE. THIS--THIS IS ONE OF OUR, UM,
NATURAL LATEX MATTRESSES. IT'S ON SALE, TOO,
TODAY, AT $1,200. - CAN I TRY IT? - SURE. - WHO GOT THAT GOOD "D"? I GOT THAT GOOD "D"! [grunting] WHO GOT THAT GOOD "D"?
I GOT THAT GOOD "D"! [grunts] IT SEEMS A LITTLE PRICEY. - OKAY.
NO, IT'S A LITTLE PRICEY. I AIN'T GONNA LIE TO YOU. BUT, UH, NO PROBLEM.
WE GOT OTHER CHOICES. UM... THIS A GREAT MEMORY
FOAM MATTRESS, RIGHT HERE. IT'S A LITTLE CHEAPER, AND-- - CAN I TRY IT OUT? - RIGHT.
RIGHT, YEAH. I MEAN, OF COURSE,
OF COURSE YOU WANT TO TRY. - YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES. - YEAH.
OH, YEAH. - COMING UP ON THEM LATE NIGHTS. AYE! AYE!
BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM! "YES!
SI, PAPI! SI, PAPI! SI, PAPI!" - YEAH, MAN, RIGHT.
[laughs] YEAH, MAN.
UM... SEX HAPPENS. - YIP! YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! WHO GOT THAT GOOD "D"?
I GOT THAT GOOD "D"! YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! WHO GOT THAT GOOD "D"? I GOT THAT GOOD "D"! OH!
OH, HERE IT COMES! HERE IT COMES!
HERE IT COMES! HOO-AH! YUP, THAT'S THE ONE. I'LL TAKE IT.
- OKAY, LET ME RING YOU UP. - [grunting]
- AYE! AYE! AYE! - WHO GOT THAT GOOD "D"?
I GOT THAT GOOD "D"! [grunting]
- AYE, PAPI! - WHO GOT THAT GOOD "D"?
I GOT THAT GOOD "D"! [glass breaks]
- SI, PAPI! - [grunting]
- AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! - WHO GOT THAT GOOD "D"?
I GOT THAT GOOD "D"!
