How NOT to Play Minecraft!

Hey what's going on guys log that zip here welcome to a fresh new tutorial how to play Minecraft is if you guys didn't know I figured a there's probably some constant new players coming into Minecraft all the time so this is gonna be your tutorial on how to play Minecraft in every single way and learn fresh new world we started right by a village now if you don't know how to play Minecraft well of a teacher today it's simple first of all we need to start by punching wood uh-huh you punch wood to get tools etc etc etc so don't mind me I'm gonna get me some wood and then we can start our journey now once you get wood you can start to make the huh-huh did did you see that okay maybe it's just a fluke okay so you get wood and then what is it did it fall one more time I'm I'm getting a little bit confused can we where's the wood well what gives maybe because it's too close to the lava can we try a different piece of wood and see if that gets me any different result where's the wood okay well that's the weirdest thing I've ever experienced maybe we can get something from the village instead what is happening what is happening why am I getting damaged what's with the villager village I don't even know why this is happening thank goodness we spawn nearby I don't understand you looking at me see you over there what's going on with this world okay well how am I supposed to get anything done if I can't get any wood from doing anything and meanwhile hold on a second what did we just what we're getting wood from digging down I think something's broken with this world yeah we're gonna stay away from this village something's glitched with it clearly I better start anyways nice Plainfield gives us a nice place to build we can carry out this tutorial already so grab more wood because you're gonna need a lot the basic building block of Minecraft is the oak piece of wood or any type of wood really you use it to craft essentially everything you can take your oak wood put it your 2x2 crafting inventory turn it all into wood it's beautiful from there you can do two different things you need to make a crafting table like that or it can place them right on top each other and get some sticks you got your planks and you got your sticks and to be honest I don't really need the dirt so that's a bit huh [Laughter] did I just dropped a piece of wood I dropped a stick and then I dropped dirt and then I wouldn't hoe stand leave this thing it's actually got pretty decent attack okay okay I have no idea what's going on here I'm getting more wood every single time I like breaking dirt block I don't understand why this is happening I don't understand why I'm getting wooden hoes can any of this in fact what what what what why is this happening no I want the wood let me get the wood again seriously disappeared well while we have the whole on us it may as well teach you exactly how it works you can use it to farm if you right-click with it wait a second it's not huh come on are you really it's not right-clicking well you don't want to use it for anything other than right-clicking when you left click with it's got low attack and honestly it actually that it's actually this is really fast what in fact huh whoa hey hey hey what why huh would know best tool my world is glitch I've done like D what's happening right now oh boy well the point is you supposed user would know to plant seed so you can get some bread and you can get [Music] I am so confused right now what what is happening are you seeing this loo this logged as it was blown up by grass by grass okay by grass I couldn't tell you why but you were gonna go with it I'm trying to find my items there's somewhere around here this whole area is where I blew up a second ago none of its appearing all areas left is dirt but who knew rest oh yeah the flower I was like what's the good thanks going on well this tutorial has totally gone awry I don't exactly know what's happening oh I paid my items are down here in the water okay great okay hold on this what water does water just water kill me huh okay I got see this the water kills me huh really it does it does let me guess and let me guess let me guess lava it heals me doesn't it it's daddy bright does it it does it really does you know I got studied for a little book hey I'm gonna get back to you some updates on what's happening in this world shut up okay well we've run into a little bit of an issue I'm getting hungry you can see from my bar down there that I need food because what every animal try and kill it doesn't drop food it drops gold and cows you know they drop they drop all your nuggets I just want a steak how do I get food I can't break grass it explodes me I can't kill animals it gives me warts what do I do I mean I may as well collect ingots and Nuggets so I can get some tools actually oh great and sundown is upon us and I still don't have any a there oh oh hey hey hey no no why does he chasing me come on is everything broken in this world Oh rotten flesh Oh have you ever what the grass that blows me up rotten flesh huh great well at least we can get our hunger back up a little bit oh my gosh whoa whoa whoa did you see how much it just healed me okay we worry about later I need to build shelter not one pig in sight yet either no less well at least we got some more a buddy so rotten flesh is tasty apparently huh so every time I see one of these guys oh yeah and I are dropping around flesh great well I need chickens chickens only chickens is how we do it come on and it's not like I need gold what are you guys gonna do huh whoa spiders Oh whoa huh speed three regen three is it the eye is it the arrows did it the arrows heal me hey yeah you go on adventures me might you stay close yeah this is much better okay well we got stay away from the grass cuz the grass can blow us up whoa whoa the the most dainty of all hearts don't mind if I did it just okay you know what where's that where's that village okay cool creepers spiders what's the spider do what you got for me okay no spiders can still hurt me then okay great so zombies want to hurt me but they heal me a lot zombies drop health right okay spiders don't like me what are you gonna do I got to be very careful with Oh what the heck what are you oh hello gift for me Wow from the creeper is that it okay well this is not how to play Minecraft guys something's up here no gold I like these guys a useful we gotta go find some creepers don't mind if I give me the free presents guys seriously did you see that all over the place oh hey I'm not being I'm almost dead please oh no the grass just blew me up this world okay the oddest thing the world just made it back to my land found a diamond and a torch on the ground for some reason these guys all want a piece of me the rest of my stuff is gone found a bunch of gunpowder I'll take it but I really need a duel right now so we could take out this idiot chasing me with me oh yeah now if you don't mind I could use some of your soggy flesh please what do you got for me huh wake up hey okay hey that makes my job a lot easier I think I'm gonna just hold on to this guy and find some more creepers so that hopefully hey it's gonna kill me if he's not careful another diamond and plenty cobblestone you know what it's not that bad David I play Minecraft but yeah I'm Way past scary about that now mr. Skelly if you could please give me some healing thank you it we'll be on our merry way you know at this point I'm gonna see what that village is all about because now we're gonna sorta took this Punk out with really that one zombie flesh though oh you're some cows okay look we're down by the village Oh all right there's three swords sure at this point I don't care anymore the village is down there I don't know if it was the villagers that hurt me before or if it was just the village we can't fall into water anymore because it damages me but we might be able to if we quickly just get out of it let me see and we just get out okay great okay cool that work kind of fine although I'm still taking a lot of damage oh okay no no no something's hitting me no no no no no no no why [Music] Oh at least we're close and we can get our stuff whoa experience thanks well we've had absolutely no luck in the overworld for the time being now we're in a cave I may as well show you the rest of how you're supposed to play Minecraft cuz I recording too long we gonna use this video doesn't matter anymore so we got ourselves some basic stone now you need to get yourself some coal so we can cook up some of these iron well we got one but the old points we need some coal now I'm wondering okay so we can get cold from this excellent so you don't usually you know usually use and would know to get coal or really anything for that matter but I will have to make a rare exception for this video now the main two things you need in order to make torches are sticks and coal you put those two together in your what I feel like I'm done like I feel like I got to be done why why let me is that what it really yeah this isn't you messing with me right now well I had some time to do some experimenting and found out something extremely interesting mixing coal with sticks gives you all the different types of diamond tools like what where's my sword I think it got eaten up by it by some sort of I don't know but what we got swords shovels axes pickaxes I guess we really don't need the Nuggets anymore we don't need coal because we don't you have anything to cook we already have all the great tools so the next step in learning how to play Minecraft is we need to get to the nether so we can eventually get to the stronghold so I'm gonna start digging away and then we've got the diamond pickaxe sure sure sure I keep forgetting that water's dangerous so we're in the middle of the cave system and we're about to get walked on by a zombie stay away from me you freak thank you for the food or pleasure we're trying to get ourselves some obsidian we need obsidian to get to the nether you know what I mean so it makes perfect sense we got some right here it's covered in this extremely dangerous water yes water dangerous I couldn't explain to you why but we need some of it to turn the rest this lava and obsidian now I'm thinking we should actually go back to where we just were a second ago that was probably the easiest grab ins for water that we had opportunity for sapphire just there we go perfect look the water hurts him too I think no no no in the lava just hurts him okay sure whatever so we're gonna let the water rip start collecting some of the subsidy now I don't know if the wooden hose gonna be able to collect this obsidian properly but we're gonna do our best oh okay we're we're slowly placing blocks at least now wait a second I'm so upset with this world right now I really have no clue what is happening stepping on stepping on obsidian breaks it what is it the world's easiest substance to break now what catch fire now that's great that's beautiful I feel like I'm stuck I feel like if I step on any of this watch like look at this look at it breaking wherever I go oh can I even oh no now I'm underneath okay well mining it seems to take a little bit but standing on it's instant what is going on in this world no watch sushi are you guys ready Luis instant instant like I feel like I'm Blake's plea for something I just want obsidian I just need enough for a portal oh it's kind of a portal oh my for my water I've been caught on water before you withered Oh to be honest I've had it we're gonna go back up to the surface we've got all the sitting we need we're going to the nether but first it's cold and second this goal a third this diamond yeah oops uh-huh well that don't work out right yes but actually but anyway you just collect the subsidy now well perfect this is exactly what I secretly well well so we're back up at the top looks like oh wow that's convenient village do no less all right well we dug all the way from the bottom ultimate staircase the truth and we can finally make this portal summer now I'm very nervous to go anywhere near the village it's probably gonna strike me again we got seen we got stay well you see you heard me quick get in the lava yes much better yo I'm sizzling man seriously somehow I've made it this far without a crafting table we need to make ourselves a furnace so we can cook up some of the iron we found so we get a flint and steel and then we can light that portal so that's cooking up here we go I'm gonna place you right on the inside of this little area right here this will be really nice we're gonna just dig it out boom boom boom and boom boom boom and this would be right where the inside of the portal goes I don't want to goof this because I guess I could just step on the obsidian and somehow works doing that huh weirdest honestly the weirdest alright so you place there you place there I want to say yeah yeah we got some gravel right here we were collecting some gravel earlier no flint from it though I don't know if there's plant oh well there you go there's the Flint now all we need is one Flint steel perfect and then tonight you're suck ed into the nether and see what else is wrong with the nether huh can I step stepped on it nice okay let's try again boom there we go I'm really let's get inside and wait a second how do i how am I gonna do this well we can extend on the very edge of it holy moly alright everything calmed down yeah I already broke the portal because it's steps on instantly we need to find ourselves a blaze rod and we need to find a fortress to do that so I'm gonna look around hopefully the ghasts are nice to me knowing this alrighty well he certainly moves real fast I don't think it would be nice to be after all but it can we I just barely I'm gonna try and find a fortress and what and try to survive but to be honest while I'm here I may as well grab the rest of the subsidy oh here we go well it was literally like right a few blocks away from where we appeared well not a few but yeah I was hauling probably moving around for like a minute well there's our blaze all we need is one one now we need a few blaze rods because we're gonna have to make herself yeah yeah yeah firing off of me but if I'm not mistaken the lava will keep us safe anyways so there's a spawner oh boy ok well fire still doesn't help me out in this world huh uh-oh we just missed - ok we get him please please please please yes yes we got it we got one look so happy I'm also hungry wow there's two spawners rock next to each other how often does that happen I'm gonna totally die here yep I'm gonna die somebody help me ok we got a runaway we got a runaway we got a runaway we got the place right so we need where was I I don't owe you a broken I gotta make a no no but for you oh please please don't let this be it will be fast do it fast umm oh man okay okay it's fine [Music] portal deck out of here you and you and now let's go home already final thing we need ender pearls and hopefully to figure out where we are I hope we're not too far from base well we found out an interesting discovery turns out pigs can actually drop ender pearls as well so at least you're not worried about the Enderman and where's these little pork roofs now that we got everything we need in order to make ourselves some eyes of ender I can show you exactly what you need in order to get to the stronghold it's the eyes of ender so right-click one of these babies in the air and wherever it leads us will take us to the stronghold we got one final trip ahead of us and I just realized I cannot get my hive in direct because it is in water yeah we go for now well we've located where the stronghold is it wasn't exactly difficult because all the mobs like they like helped us and we've got a plenty of ender pearls coming our way because of all the pigs so thank you so much stupid porkers plenty of zombie flesh keep us nice and healed I'm pretty sure based on how things have been going so far we're probably not even going to need to get ourselves any armor or anything in order for this to really work out for us with the ender dragon now it's stopped right here so I want to say that what we got to do at this point is dig down what I would know grab ourselves a strong already and every single time I dig down I'm still getting random pieces of wood it just appears and this goes straight through the stone no less - this is fantastic I normally would not ever recommend digging straight down but we've kind of gotten way past that point in this get see I rest my case here we go I spy now if I could just spy the entrance to the stronghold we should be good to go here we go here we go I'm gonna break that thing real fast you stay away from me Frank oh great they're all starting to break everywhere else oh just what I wanted yeah yeah yeah stop breaking everything's you know what do we and where is it where is he where is he where is he I don't want to hit me I don't want to hurt me we got just place these things yeah yeah now hopefully we got enough of these pearls 8:7 yep I think we're good six five Wow like just enough just enough three to my friends are presumed the end of Porter well that's got a great sound to it all right well we all jump in and see those random things is enough to take this dragon out I'm ready for it advancement made the end okay well look look at my why look at my why level where - mm right now we just keep falling you know no I did not come this far just for that to happen to me i teleported myself upwards we're gonna get to this dragon it's not mm-hmm not today now if we could just hurry up and fall just a little bit faster that would be grand there it is throw the pearl hopefully the pearl gets us to where we need to go yeah yeah did we land yes we made it and he's kind of hearts all over the place now I'm done oh he just he's just assaulted me just attacked me keep teleporting to me look he teleports right to me what are we best friends or something now I want that taunting me you know what you know what this is fine my friends how not to play if you enjoyed the video please just leave being like I have no idea what's going on anymore make sure you subscribe to see more awesome tutorials and uh I guess we'll see you later I hope please don't leave

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Id: LE3lB5Q5xWs

Length: 21min 4sec (1264 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 11 2017