How Many Kindergartners Could You Take In a Fight?

like the video and subscribe right now and this weird doggo will cook you breakfast how many kindergartners do you think you could personally take on in a fight before being overpowered if you put your back on the wall all you need is one kick to the face per kid maybe two kicks on the fat ones they will all try to punch you in the nuts and once that happens they grab you and pull you down i think a good strategy would be to just pick up one of those kids and swing them around smashing the other kids um how cute are the kids cute normal kids maybe 50 before i start crying snotty gross kids 500 plus before i start getting winded so you say you could constantly fight without much rest for 15 minutes or more without moral constraints probably like 50 plus tbh like if i don't have to worry about getting yelled at by parents or having the cops called on me i'd have a field day lol no moral constraints at all the only things that exist are you and an unlimited number of kindergartners coming at you if you murdered 50 kids i think the parents would do a little bit more than just yell i've got both a huge advantage and a huge disadvantage i'm a big guy that comes with strength but a lack of cardio capability i'd need to destroy each wave fast so i could have a small breather between waves so is it allowed to just drop onto the five children like full on fall i reckon i could spark three out and kill two with each fall as long as they line up nice on the spawn being bigger it would take more to pin me too but there isn't an infinite number that i could beat maybe 15 over 20 waves after wave 10 i'd be getting tired and i reckon it would take 25 kids to effectively pin me so 15 over 20 waves survived if you have a lack of cardio it would only take three or four waves for you to start to gas out that's when you get into the range of boxing and kick boxing rounds and those dudes need to do cardio seven days a week to keep fully active at whole time before asking for a minute you don't have and heading back out there why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of picking one up as a weapon this would be an extreme waste of energy picking up and lugging around an extra 50 pound plus just using kicks or punches would do the same thing and conserve way more energy these amateurs have never fought children before picking them up is worst strategy they are small and uncoordinated just hit them in the head right and also they're five year olds making them cry will be enough to get them out of the game for a little while just make the wave cry and sit on the ground and then it's easy pickings for curb stopping them i really hope my boss doesn't find this because i may or may not make a living from childcare and i don't think this would go over well i would say maximum three minutes before i'm too tired so 25 to 30 ah finally a realistic answer i mean i have a kid so i'm used to the weight probably hit like 40 or so but that's a lot of weight to manipulate in rapid succession every 5th and tenth wave there's a third grader boss to assist them to be fair every tenth wave is also a fifth wave you only have to take one if you pick one up and start eating it alive the rest will fall in line kids are notoriously easy to traumatize dude i'll arm myself with one of them use him as a bat you the kind of mother ducker to hit a mother ducker with an other mother ducker as the father of a five-year-old i can tell you that s smallish one weighs about 18 kilograms and they get heavy real quick and if they don't want to be picked up they're gonna squirm to get out of your grasp and you can't use an unconscious one as they disappear once knocked out also out of experience once you start swinging one toddler around then everyone wants a turn it takes anywhere from 5 to 15 seconds for a rear naked choke to render an adult unconscious since children have smaller bodies with less oxygen in their system as a result and weaker muscles protecting the blood vessels in the neck we can round down and assume it takes about five seconds in a choke to actually render a kindergartener unconscious assuming it takes a second or two to actually grab the kid and get them into position with my adult man strength and this five-year-old isn't a 10-year jai jujitsu black belt veteran or an experienced yogi with a lifetime under his belt that's a reasonable guess this is the kind of hole that's dangerous if you hold it for too long but if they vanish immediately there's no risk involved therefore it's theoretically possible for someone to clear out all five kindergartners before the next five are released if you can somehow catch a few of them with a triangle joke it becomes more efficient as you can render to unconscious at a time meaning if you're sufficiently skilled you can essentially hold your position indefinitely the only real risk is that since you obviously need to already be on the ground to do this the remaining kindergarteners could sacrifice the two in play and pin you fairly easily depending on the definition of pin the other big problem is if one of the kids catches on while you're occupied and tries the same trick on you while you're occupied over on our slash martial arts user once described his kid in the same age range play fighting and managing to actually secure the choke on him and it actually working kids are pretty smart when it comes to imitation so i think one of them would eventually get it especially in the later rounds where one slip up or tough kindergartner means having a compounding amount of kids ganging up on you and distracting you with those factors in mind i'd say like five to ten rounds actually lining up that kind of tactic wouldn't be super easy and people underestimate how fast kids can be it's very likely that you'd see kids spilling over wave to wave pretty early and once you have a whole lot of them the situation becomes unmanageable are they coming at me like some sort of possessed animal or like a standard kindergartener slightly big head wide eyes and scared as of something they are not used to edit because if it's the latter then i would probably be okay for quite a while i think exhaustion and hunger would probably get me first i'd have to eat enough of the child to survive but not enough to kill it so it doesn't just vanish before i can process the nutrients this may probably lead to dehydration first i could probably keep one child alive enough to be able to sleep between waves of children foes i'm going to assume they are not hopped up on pcp so i'm going to play the mental game the first five kids would be knocked unconscious and one of them i'd do everything i could to tear apart as in quarter the poor soul and cover myself in blood i'd tell the new children that if they didn't fight the other children as they came out of the gate i'd do the same to them if i could convince them to wear each other out they'd never amass the strength to overpower me occasionally a rebel would stand up to me and i'd need to murder the little bastard again i'd nominate lieutenants and give them special privileges like first pick of new kids for their team eventually we'd have to set out to find food and whiten it so i'd send roving bands of my most ferocious and traumatized child soldiers to gather supplies i will promise them immortality pointing to the mystical door through which the new children are born do you see children we live we die we live again i am old because i cannot be killed i am a god and you are my angels of chaos the army will grow and i will overtake the world i will use my limitless supply of child soldiers as suicide bombers as spies and a secret societal informants i will surround myself with my loyalists and protect myself against assassination attempts by world leaders of course if there are limitations like i can only knock them out or something then i can probably take 60 or so 40 since you only have 6 seconds per child i'm sure there's b stragglers from each wave which would add up and all it takes is one kindergartner to latch onto your leg and slow you down before you become inundated with murderous children i'm going with way fewer than 40 but i'm glad you mentioned a kid latching onto your leg it seems like most people here haven't been tackled by little kids before i picked my kid up at school one time he was four then and he yelled out it's my dad and one of his friends my favorite of his actually yelled let's all hug him and for rushed me i put my hands out to stop the biggest kid but the three others got me right to the ground just by two hugging my legs and the third coming in late i was genuinely trying to get back up and couldn't honestly this would be a cardio thing for me how many times can i pick up a kindergartner overhead and throw them like a bowling ball into four others i think i could take at least an hour of it so that would mean minimum 600 of them i think that's easily doable i can knock out five kindergarteners in 30 seconds no problem this is going to be an endurance competition i could probably go for 22-30 minutes so 200-300 kindergarteners before i'm too pooped to carry on if i'm trying to get a good score i would just start throwing jab straight at their jawline i'm completely confident in my ability to carry a five-year-old with one punch you have been visited by the great burb of capitalism many seed will come your way but only a view comment good job mr burb thanks for watching do not forget to subscribe for more daily videos

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Length: 10min 1sec (601 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 13 2020