How Justin Ended Everyone | Roast Of Justin Bieber|Comedy Central Asia

i know i've been uh i've been driving recklessly getting arrested smoking weed abandoning monkeys and urinating publicly but my biggest regret is plowing my maserati into jeff ross's saturn in the parking lot man and uh jeff i feel really bad because i don't know where you're gonna sleep tonight man look i'm new to comedy but here's a joke all right what do you get when you give a teenager 200 million dollars a bunch of husbands calling you a lesbian for two hours all right all right i'm playing you guys were all really funny tonight um when we were looking for a roastmaster we called jamie foxx uh chris rock and they both couldn't do it um then i had a great idea let's call kevin hart and see if he has dave chappelle's number no i have huge he didn't have it he didn't have it kevin you were awesome tonight i have huge respect for kevin hart kevin loves seeing himself on the big screen for him that's an ipad mini i'm sorry kevin is so short he calls lil wayne wayne uh i love kevin hart's career plan do everything martin lawrence did only shittier and martha thanks for coming i know that's probably something you don't do much of anymore [Applause] uh natasha legero this is my first time seeing you perform you were really great even though you didn't shoot out a single ping-pong ball like snoop promised and jeff ross thanks for being here man jeff you look like the emoji you send when you want to tell someone you have food poisoning uh crystalline is my favorite comedian and i'm lucky to call him a friend chris actually brought me on stage at one of his shows and uh it was really cool it was the first time i got to see what it was like to perform for eight people staring at their phones [Applause] i'm a huge fan of crystalia chris gets a ton of girls you want to know why because i'm a big fan of crystallia thank you luda what's up man i knew you would show up for me tonight i feel like i've known you my whole life but that's just because you look like the mr potato head i had as a kid luna and i had uh luda and i had a lot of hours making the song baby together in fact he told me he was the only baby he ever made on purpose of course i had to have one of my favorite people in the world here tonight shaquille o'neal thanks for coming man i love you dude but how in 19 seasons have you only made one three-pointer i've hit more pedestrians with my car and hannibal burst thank you so much for being here i don't really know much about you but from what i've been hearing i hope you don't know much about me either snoop doggy dog what's up man he's way too shy to admit this but he was actually the billboard's top male artist the year i was born and look at you now snoop you're one of the ten dudes at my row sitting right next to martha stewart and that hannibal guy how cool is this so cool you made it how do you know before i go i want to thank everyone for tonight this roast was a dream of mine i especially want to thank all my fans the deus and everyone watching at home i turned a lot of people off over the past few years but i know i can still turn out good music and turn everything all around you have my word i will not end up broken pathetic bitter or sitting on the dance of somebody else's roast [Music] wow

Channel: Comedy Central Asia

Views: 12,676,773

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Id: QV2wa87EcUU

Length: 4min 49sec (289 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 20 2020