¡Te Compraste Un Mono! | Snoop Dogg | El Roast De Justin Bieber | Comedy Central LA

[Applause] our next roaster is snoop yeah he's here yeah yeah you know uh snoop used to call himself the d.o.w.g that's right the dog right snoop back in the day the reason why i called himself the dog is because he was a dog with the ladies it's true now he's called a dog because he sleeps all day in the sun spot in the living room floor isn't that true that's true slip ladies and gentlemen makes some noise for snoop dogg right now [Music] kevin you look good tonight though some real [ __ ] after you look real good i didn't know the muppets made [ __ ] clothes for a [ __ ] though yes sir now look kevin's from philadelphia right just like bill cosby and just like bill cosby women can't tell when kevin's inside of him yeah i don't need no warm-up i've been smoking and drinking i feel real good about myself now check this out i haven't done a whole bunch of roasts right but they never let a real player on stage with me until tonight we got ludicrous in the [ __ ] house loader luna i love that song with yours but you said uh if you were pimping you know you don't love them hoes that [ __ ] was tight but you know who else said that that was tight me 15 years before you did it [ __ ] stop biting my [ __ ] but here's one of ludacris's original rhymes there's holes in the room there's holes in the car there's holes on the stage there's holes by the bar [ __ ] are you a rapper or dr seuss [Applause] now this little bitty fine little natasha leggetto is that how you say it lagetto legental that's how we say it i seen how you was looking at me though right what i want to know is have you ever sucked a black dick before hey i'm going off script right now i just really want to know hey hey something about this pimping man you understand me when i'm pippin man that [ __ ] just go every direction but let me talk about my homeboy right here shaquille o'neal shack daddy i always say that shaq is the greatest laker of all time unless i'm chilling with kobe bryant y'all got to excuse my little [ __ ] cousin right there somebody get his little helmet and get that little yellow buster on the side hannibal burris you the only bill cosby accuser making money off of it now jeff ross check this out jeff now see jeff is what you call a throwback because his face looks like something that you could uh have a hook in it that's right that's a fishing joke i fish [ __ ] now that i just said what i needed to say about all the rest of these hoes and [ __ ] up on the stage it's time to talk about the [ __ ] of the hour justin leave it to bieber justin's life changed when usher heard one of his songs and liked it which only goes to prove that usher ain't black now justin you released so many horrible and unwatchable videos you should change your name to vanilla isis no no no real [ __ ] though real [ __ ] this is my [ __ ] right here [ __ ] [ __ ] hold on [ __ ] this is my [ __ ] what the [ __ ] [ __ ] this my [ __ ] [ __ ] you had your shot [ __ ] this modern [ __ ] right here [ __ ] [ __ ] god damn [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] now most [ __ ] like myself we go a little crazy when we get famous buy some dope cars [ __ ] some bad [ __ ] but [ __ ] you bought a monkey i mean that monkey was more embarrassed than the one that started the aids epidemic now when jaybird got arrested he had a big smile in his mug shot not because he gangster because he knows what goes on in jail now justin you so [ __ ] pretty when the inmates saw your mug shot they swiped right let me say this to you jb justin bieber dmb damn near black now see black people we normally hate when white people try to steal our culture and be like us minus the discrimination police brutality and the marching and [ __ ] that was until justin bieber came along we don't mind him smoking weed in public while sagging in the club pissing into my bucket drunk driving living in a mansion while playing loud music and hating the neighbors for not welcoming change welcome to the family my [ __ ] central you

Channel: Comedy Central Latinoamérica

Views: 575,958

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Id: S8ZYK0miVow

Length: 6min 35sec (395 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 25 2021