Jordan Klepper’s Top 10 Moments with Trump Supporters | The Daily Show

[Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] i hitched a ride to a rally in the crucial swing state of pennsylvania to ask trump supporters if he had finally crossed the line you know what so what if he wants a grand [ __ ] i want to grab [ __ ] that's a no i wish i could grab as much [ __ ] as he has well i'd like to grab al qaeda by the [ __ ] and shove some yankee doodle dandy right up its ass also a no but how were they okay with a presidential candidate bragging about sexual assault wait for it i think it's just locker room talk what is that guys in the bar talk that way when they see a pretty girl what are you gonna say i've heard worse about men talking about girls women so are they are you talking about other like presidential candidates like mondale yes it's locker room talk that's what boys do he didn't do it well i don't i don't talk like that well do you have any children i do do they talk like that no they don't they're not those boys well no not you have a husband i do does he talk like that no not that boy no is that how you talk well no but i feel like he says how your dad talks well no but like your pastor talks no not so who talks like that uh well obviously donald trump it was stupid bragging mental men brag we brag right you brag a bit right um not exactly but i know quite a few people that do and background dab so we've been following this protest we headed to the capitol and the trump supporters just broke through the gates and they're now heading into the capitol right now people are getting waved up towards the capitol take it back i'm hearing people say let's go keep going who are you with the american people the american people are you military i'm not answering that you're not so you're not military no why are you dressed like military i'm not it's just close is that camouflage it is but you're in an urban environment isn't that sort of the antithetical to camouflage i don't think so are you looking to make an aggressive action right now i'm looking to make a statement what's your statement the election was stolen we want free and fair elections and if we can't have that in this country we don't have anything so what do you plan on doing we're just going to see how it unfolds you can see how it unfolds all right good luck with the paintball tournament okay can i ask you some questions what's your plan huh what's your plan for what what are you you're you're are you storming the capitol i just caught up for checking for somebody this is is this the last stand this looks like the last day are you afraid if you run out of batteries for the last stand then you'll be thwarted good luck i hope you don't run into bumpy terrain or stairs while segway stonewall jackson is laughable on his child's scooter the rioters brought real weapons and committed real atrocities they attacked our democracy our police and even our cameraman i would say you assaulted me trump's fake tough guy military are literally throwing themselves on the ground to perpetuate victimhood if the trump presidency is going to come to an end this this seems fitting a show of aggression ending with a bunch of people screaming at a building without a working understanding of how democracy works [Applause] [Music] i told the whole country a month and a half ago that donald trump will be back in august you know do you still believe that no absolutely this is the crime of the century you're describing and they came to the my pillow guy no they didn't come to me they came to me on january 9th but i've seen the evidence but but still they they still came to you because let me tell you nobody came to me until that day and here's what happened i had my own investigations i had all of my stuff going on and nobody talked about the machines we talked about dead people non-resident all the other stuff i call it the organic threat fraud sure is this helping mike this is this here is all this this is a i already have the evidence you know what this is doing do you guys get it it's perpetuating anger let me tell you something this is a free speech rally okay my platform frank speech for all the individuals whether they're democrat or republican right now if you talk about machines vaccine the border jesus you speak up for anything and youtube and vimeo and people like you guys and journalists suppress it cancel us or try and destroy something good that's coming out of this this is a free speech right this isn't a trump rally did you call are you trying to say it's a trump rally it says mega is in the title and he's speaking at it no he you know you know what he's speaking because he got his picture on the poster mike yeah he got suppressed unproven election fraud claims have caused real problems in our country and just last week we learned that election officials were receiving death threats from angry trump voters have you heard about the death threats not me and secretary of state georgia i'm saying there are people because of the conversations that are happening the the elongation of this process we're now being threatened are you talking about brad rassenberger yes brad rassenberger and brian kemp were in on this are you kidding they're as compromised as they come why are these republicans compromised i don't know ask them i'm asking you because you you apparently are the one that no you need to understand that's a deviation why wouldn't you guys when i was kicked out you either want to be the guy everybody comes to or not the guy everybody comes to because you have answers for being the guy that the cyberpunks come to but you have no other i don't know if august doesn't happen what do you say to these other states are going to all pull it down because they're doing audits in every state pennsylvania wisconsin maricopa will get done everywhere they've done an audit like in new hampshire they fish every place that we've done us that we've got the machines it's the same thing everyone so there's a plan it's like watching that bigfoot show they don't find bigfoot at the end but if you tune in next week maybe it's going to happen thank you guys you guys are horrible oh i wanted to talk about his pillows [Applause] [Music] i trust trump and what he says and what he knows you know i don't trust the media that much so the only person you really believe is donald trump himself uh that's not the only person i believe who else do you believe i mean ultimately i believe jesus is king and i believe the bible that's like two yeah jesus and trump no i trust a lot of people my friends my family carlson jesus and donald trump and more i can go on and on if you want no i i think i get the picture we used to like fox we don't like fox we don't like msnbc we don't like cbs we don't like any of the fake news channels because they lie all what happened to fox was it their coveted covers that turned you off no what about hannity i like hannity tucker tucker and taco yeah so just two hours every day of fox news otherwise it's a complete boycott yes absolutely are you guys the liberal media i have one word for you you are controlled by the deep state that's like four or five six words ten words that's even two that one's even two questions [Applause] can no one in the manga world count [Music] [Applause] read the transcript right yeah read the transcript i have not read it but we should read the transcript we should look at the transcript right yeah look at the transcript have you read the transcript uh i i trust the word of our president yeah read the transcript right yeah yeah absolutely did you read the transcript i've i've i mean i've read most of it but there's there's nothing given the transcript yeah i don't have time for you know reading all the you know impeachment all that [ __ ] you know but uh how long have you been waiting out here for donald trump since eight o'clock hours a lot of free time absolutely transcripts read the transcript yeah did you read the transcript i don't have to everyone else has i can read it if i need to but right yeah but it's important that everybody reads the transcript it is very important pay attention and think for yourself yes you have but to be clear you have not read the training i haven't right but it is just important yeah yeah don't be a sheep think for yourself but again just to be very clear you have not read i have not read it you just trusted somebody else yeah exactly what are you saying about don't be a sheep don't think for yourself do your own research do you have right there right are you excited about the scouting of course i am what are you excited about uh it's going to fill the court with constitutional loving americans again that court has been too liberal for too long really of course it has you're pro-life of course it's important for americans to do whatever they can to protect a human life yes why aren't you wearing a mask i mean again it's a personal choice i think if everybody was wearing them and everybody said put a mask on i respect everybody's wishes and put it on we're not cheap you're not cheap but if everybody here was wearing masks if everybody was wearing it but again we're not cheaper you're not cheap we're not so you're going to look at what everybody's doing and you're going to follow that's it yeah but not people not evil [Music] [Applause] can a woman be president the presidency is a man's job i have women are qualified to be president no a female has more hormones she could start a war in 10 seconds if she has hot flashes whatever boom haven't all wars been started by men yes whenever i hear president i think of man it's a man's job what sort of i may be closed-minded misogynistic no you're voting against your own interests that's it thank you very much these extreme nations they don't treat women with respect we treat women with respect here yes we do that's an american ideal yeah tell me about your shirt what's it say it says hillary sucks but not like monica hilarious so we were talking about treating women with respect it's an american ideal that we treat women with respect you got to give me the back of that shirt one more time that's too much fun trump that [ __ ] we don't even see the irony in it i love it right barack obama had big part of 9 11. which part not being around always on vacation never in the office why do you think barack obama wasn't in the oval office on 911 dad i don't know would like to get to the bottom of that [Music] [Applause] why are you here well because two weeks ago i had a dream and in that dream i was given this vision you had a screen printing dream your dream told you that trump is gonna win and then ivanka and then don jr and eric tiffany is going to win in 2048 and then barron great all right all right but barron only serves one turn i know two terms no that's only one term that's four years yeah actually these are mostly one-term presidents oh you're right you're not reading it right brother no i'm like 20 no this is 20 24 to 28. that's four years and then another four no no no that's these are one-term presidents ivanka one term done junior one term for ivanka what's what's the date ivanka is 2024 2028 that's eight years that's four years you have a four-year period here where somebody else gets elected it doesn't say anything about re-elected it does it says has her getting elected in 2024 and 2020. no my math is not wrong [Music] [Applause] do you think a gay couple should have the same rights as a no i don't i really don't i don't think it's fair to the gay couple well no but the regular couple they work so hard you know and the gay couple they want more do you when you say more do you mean equal yeah they want to equal in there and that's just too much yeah no that's the wrong answer sorry hold on [Applause] [Music] are you in a better place than you were four years ago absolutely absolutely is america a better place and they work for you i believe absolutely we have higher unemployment we have 200 000 people dead due to covet and we have riots in the streets yes let me just tell you this much yes i'm doing much better i'm literally making four times as much as i was making when obama was president what do you do i work for a debt relief company yeah so now as a debt relief employee you make more money under donald trump yeah i do yeah yeah it's good to be a white debt relief collector [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] you

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