Asian Parent Punishments: Emotional Damage

hello i am a professional asian dad welcome to failure management in our previous lesson we explored various weapons from the long-range slipper to the short-range tree branch to daylight we focusing on emotional damage lesson one hold the light steven uh here's a light okay hold this i need to fix the the fuel pressure regulator pipe it's too big give your failure simple and easy to follow directions but here's the key you must contradict yourself okay hold it high like hit okay like this okay hold the height up what you're trying to do fail geometry huh while you're holding it so high hold low low okay like this like not any lower or any higher like just here just this high yeah okay what you're trying to do how are you holding it so low can you see that you said hold it low no as low as your iq stop moving while you're moving the light holding still while you're moving around trying to start this car bonus ask your failure to get you a tool but be so vague it's impossible steven uh go get the screwdriver over there okay which one the one in the box i know but which one the one that turns the screws i know but which the one with the handle they all have handles that right there is emotional damage the unfairness that adds extra flavor to the emotional damage very effective lesson two reverse grocery line in our previous lesson we discussed the grocery line technique where you leave your child in line for the register and leave to get something still but the paralyzing anxiety and fear will deliver emotional damage that will likely last throughout adulthood very effective to daylight we explore a spin-off called reverse grocery like oh steven uh go get the the litter soy sauce okay the green bottle right there what you're about to check out we're almost about to leave i can't just go i'm not gonna get back into you mingle look there's three whole item okay look i can see over there the green bottles the io8 okay soy sauce soy sauce soy sauce soy sauce red blue where the f where's the gray where's the green where's the green you guessed it there is no green bottle for maximum effect hide under the table he's going to think you went home and paralyzing anxiety will kick in that right there is emotional damage because children don't have money they can't think of a way to get out of that situation delivering extra emotional damage very effective with these techniques and some practice you will soon be managing your failure like a pro see you in the next episode of failure management this video is brought to you by aikido pharma aikido i don't do aikido i'm sorry that was completely wrong aikido pharma is an early stage pharmaceutical company developing innovative drugs for improving anti-cancer and anti-viral therapies treated on the nasdaq stock exchange under the ticker symbol aiki learn more at aikidopharma.com link in the description and aikido thank you for sponsoring this video

Channel: Steven He

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Length: 3min 25sec (205 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 17 2022