>>> HOT ONES. >> FOR OUR FIRST WEEK FEAST, I'M SEAN EVANS, AND THIS IS HOT ONES. THE SHOW WITH HOTTER QUESTIONS AND EVEN HOTTER WINGS. ARTIST, ICON, AND QUEEN, BEYONCE KNOWLES CARTER. >> HOWDY, SEAN EVANS. IT'S A PLEASURE FOR YOU TO HAVE ME. >> ABSOLUTELY, DEFINITELY. SO YOU APPEARED ON THE SHOW ONCE BEFORE, AND YOU STRUGGLED A BIT WITH THE SAUCES. SO WE'RE THRILLED YOU'VE RETURNED FOR A SECOND TRY. >> WELL, THIS WAS THE ONLY THING I HAVE ATTEMPTED THAT I DID NOT SLAY. AND THAT BOTHERED BOTH ME AND MY HUSBAND. MY HUSBAND IS JAY-Z. >> OH, YEAH. I KNOW. >> OH, OKAY. I ASSUMED YOU DIDN'T BECAUSE YOU'RE THE WHITEST MAN I HAVE EVER SEEN. BOTH YOUR SKIN AND THE WAY YOU CARRY YOURSELF. >> OKAY. YEAH. I WOULDN'T DISAGREE WITH THAT. ALL RIGHT. WELL, SHALL WE GET STARTED? >> GIDDY UP, LET'S GO. >> OUR FIRST SAUCE IS SATAN'S TAINT CHARRED CHILI SAUCE, WHICH HAS A SCOVILLE RATING OF 65,000. ALL RIGHT. THIS ONE'S GOOD. ALL RIGHT. YOU ALLUDED TO THE ICY RECEPTION YOU RECEIVED AT THE 2016 CMAs AS THE INSPIRATION FOR YOUR LATEST ALBUM, COWBOY CARTER. CAN YOU TALK MORE ABOUT THAT? >> WELL, I JUST THOUGHT WHO GETS TO DEFINE COUNTRY MUSIC? WHY NOT ME. THAT'S A TASTY WING. NOT THAT SPICY. I'M FROM TEXAS, BABY, YOUR GIRL LIKES IT CALIENTE. LET'S DO THE NEXT ONE. >> OUR NEXT SAUCE THE SERGEANT SPHINCTER'S VOLCANO SAUCE WITH A SCOVILLE RATING OF 530,000. >> ALL RIGHT. THIS ONE LOOK GOOD. HMM. >> YEAH. THIS ONE'S ONE OF MY FAVES. SO I WANTED TO TALK A LITTLE ABOUT THE SONG YA YA. BEYONCE? ARE YOU OKAY? >> DEFINITELY, BOO. >> OKAY. GREAT. SO, YEAH, THERE'S A LYRIC IN YA YA, WHOLE LOT OF RED IN THAT WHITE AND BLUE. WHAT'S THAT MEAN TO YOU? >> UM, I FORGET. THIS WING IS STOMPING MY ASS. DAMN, MY BONES ARE HOT. THAT WING WAS A REAL ONE. OOH, YOU'RE ABOUT TO MAKE ME SING. ♪ THIS AIN'T TEXAS ♪ >> ALL RIGHT. SO WHAT'S YA YA ABOUT TO YOU? >> WILL YOU EXCUSE ME? I'M ABOUT TO START SPEAKING IN TONGUES. I AM ZULE. I'M SO SORRY. I BONES ARE STILL ON FIRE. WHERE IS MY ASSISTANT DERAFAEL? COME HERE? >> I'M HERE FOR YOU, B. >> I NEED YOU TO GO ON GOOGLE AND SEARCH, IS IT POSSIBLE TO TAKE SOMEONE'S BONES OUT THEY BODY, REPLACE THEM WITH BONES THAT AREN'T ON FIRE. CAN YOU DO THAT? >> I'LL LOOK INTO IT, B. >> OKAY. OUR NEXT SAUCE DOESN'T HAVE A NAME. IT'S JUST A PICTURE OF A TOILET ON FIRE. AND IT HAS A SCOVILLE RATING OF 1.5 MILLION. >> MM, SOUNDS YUMMY. DELICIOUS. >> YEAH. THIS ONE'S PRETTY GOOD. ALL RIGHT. SO COWBOY CARTER IS PART OF A THREE-ALBUM TRILOGY. >> YOU NEED TO SHUT YOUR CHARLIE BROWN LOOKING ASS FOR A MINUTE, AND YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO ME. BEYONCE ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING VERY HUMAN, SO I NEED YOU TO BLUR MY FACE IN THREE, TWO, ONE -- OH, THEY TRYING TO MAKE A BITCH CACA HERSELF. OKAY. I'M GOOD. >> OKAY. SO WHAT CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT PART THREE? >> I'M NOT GOOD. OOH. CAN I HAVE YOUR MILK? >> YEAH. OF COURSE. >> THANK YOU. YOU NEED TO KILL YOURSELF, GOLLUM. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR GIVING THE WORLD'S BADDEST BITCH SWAMP ASS ON YOUTUBE. DERAFAEL? WHAT'S THE STATUS ON TAKING MY BONES OUT? >> WE CAN'T DO IT, B. >> PLAN B. TAKE MY COCO BUTTER, ALAE LOTION OUT OF MY BAG AND GET AS MUCH AS YOU CAN INTO MY MOUTH. >> BUT, B, YOU CAN'T EAT LOTION, ESPECIALLY NOT ON CAMERA. >> GET MY $6,000 COCO LOTION OUT MY BAG AND INTO MY MOUTH. OR I WILL BREAK YOU IN HALF. >> I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M DOING THIS. OKAY. OPEN WIDE, QUEEN. >> MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE. OH! SEAN EVANS, IT'S NOT WORKING. WHY CAN'T I SLAY THIS? WHY IS THIS JANKY HOT WINGS SHOW THE ONE THING BEYONCE CANNOT DO? >> ALL RIGHT. JUST HANG IN THERE, QUEEN. ALL RIGHT. SO I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR ACTING RIGHT NOW. HOW DO YOU CHOOSE LIKE WHICH ROLES ARE WORTH TAKING A BREAK FROM AND -- DERAFAEL? >> LOOK INTO THE LIGHT, PLEASE. BEYONCE WAS NEVER HERE AND NOT IN THE SHOW. >> FOR HOT ONES, I'M SEAN EVANS.
