Horribly Translated Undertale

long two races ruled the earth men and monsters one day broke out war between the two races after a long battle compatriots victories they sealed monsters underground with a magic pull yeah that seemed mostly normal i think i don't think the pole was in the original under the story so yeah this is under the story or badly translated undertale i'm gonna go for like a pacifist run and if if it's good then maybe we'll also do more later but we'll see call a fallen man here's my idea cover frick is the name correct yes seems right to me cody i'm flowey flowey flower failure you must be so confused do you see the heart this is soul your yield of your being what is the lv tripod or why love of course below love is shared with a little white goodness pellets you're stupid my stupid what what about my stupid in worlds are killed or killed come i will guide you through catacombs so so what the shadow of the rubble exceeds and fills you with a decision save again why am i tom now oh never mind wait who's tom welcome to your new home innocent only uncut can continue brave stupid both don't go in the middle great i'm proud of you little now i'm little i have so many names when you encounter monsters enter a fight in fight enter friendly conversations life is hard for the enemy the west is east make sense stay here it's dangerous to explore yourself i have idea i will give you mobile slightly screwed up by the knives fills you with a decision rabbit rabbit sorry man if monster will fight against you please use mercy person refund take another piece you feel like earth slime cinnamon or butterscotch canil bee scotch i'd rather have canil you don't uncover buttercut right would you screw up your nose if you find on your hard drive three of the four greystones recommend shooting them terrorize you lift your arms and angles with your fingers wimson burst stereo image curved attractive but no argument know the mouse maybe days leave a gap and gets the cheese it gives you stability the ghost says p repeated hi pretending to sleep what what is this option all right hot you give napstablook a great look go ahead do it i usually get to ruins because there are no people around but today i met some nice want to get 7g online leave 18g on the internet some spiders scooped and gave you a monk refund refund you know that monsters carry yellow name when you can gem you ate the monster candy you had 10 horsepower what is eyes that's a good question vegetables it's just vegetables really loves it took more than i thought smell look like that sweet beautiful house in ruins gives you stability surprise this is butter koch cinnamon cake there you are just a smooth old bucket snails you look in disgusting toriel socks oh no what about an exciting snail facts did you know that snails terribly do vertebrae interesting how to stop rain one way to the rest of the subway you're trying to think about saying again but no no it's too early for this i don't want it i didn't want to read this sad isn't it i can't even save lonely kid it would not be right for you to grow pee in a place like this one in my baby uh what does that mean you didn't kill anyone this time but what should you do about if you encounter invincible murderers man i don't know why i found that so funny after you're a man right quick rear comfortable lamp sup brother you know what's up broder it's been eight days now and you haven't yet recalculated your puzzles hi take it easy i have tons of work today uh skeletons the pun still worked kind of wow sounds like you really work yourself down in the bone still kind of worked as well yuck there are bottles of tomato sauce mustard and enjoy sitting inside i want the bottles of enjoy the comfort of the lamp fills you with of energy shave box road sans oh my god is it man snow drake whistles ahead snow dragon snow crazy yup just keep changing it look laughs dad has errors current gamers some city gamers rise up if something is moving for example man i never have to let it move again pet you pet doggo what i've become pets pets pets tub clap tub doggo was a pet east snowden town and and what ice cream ostrich in sight that is definitely not your name you are so lazy you were napping all night i think it's called sleeps it's a slip of papyrus uh huh the feeling with the mouse daze can find a way to warm up with the spaghetti it will fill you with stability small dog out my dog it's my dog homework dog what take care of stone dogs from granite granite right pant pants don't touch my sausage wow take my wife flaps what the heck is this dialogue you ate the spider your hp has expired wait i died i died because i ate a spider the dogs say evil sweet things to one another evil no i'm master chief papyrus we'll make you all past the you can choose hi big papyrus solutions this construction hi that's humanity you're loving this puzzle solid from large dr alfie you know that dog will never give up trying to make a perfect snow dog this will fill you with provisions he is the bigger dog large dog large the site such a good city fills you with stability snobbed in as long as we hope for we can cut our teeth and face the same battle day after day that's life isn't it i don't know about the cutting teeth part solid glove manly banana manly banana is arbor it has abs on wait what this banana has abs i'm gonna buy the manly banana too you created the manly bandits these dogs are part of the royal guard the elite troop led by undyne she's dirty big and beats up everyone who comes in her way no wonder all the guys want to be like you when they grow up dirty we lost a lot of cold humid wetland and high temperatures until we reached what we now call our capital new house man i can't be your friend you're a person i gotta get you how can i follow my wife wait is he talking about undyne well i'm a skeleton with very high standards i can spaghetti have zero qualities you eat half of the bike you had 11 horsepower papyrus explode still you are hung and gone what the hell these are my special data hey horse's dog do you hear me i want do you man stop someone else going to length in me um let's be friends what lose this is for that the king wants to consume a person oh no for american monsters you can turn to the surface to king why well he's a big hairy pushover this is an echo flower it repeats the last it's heard of over and over this is an echo flower it repeats the last it heard and that echo flower is faulty hi sans aren't you exactly here for breakfast for minutes no i've not eaten breakfast for at least half an hour you must think of branch what that was a joke what will fried or burger uh can i have a fried burger well at least he washes by that i mean he wears it in the spray the spray here comes the tomb when she saw her engagement mission she decided to give him warrior training engagement mission wait this is like this is going on with what happened earlier with the wife thing by the way i would say something but i forgot about it you can go back to have date with me papyrus is cheating on undyne right now this is my brother's pet shop what he always forgets to feed it sans choose your bag god not back it move it god you brought it two inches get it to your site god and don't support it god it's still here didn't you just say take it back to my site forget it i'm interested in with my foot library huh if i ever have on the surface i want to go long way win high well on my fur only we're ready for to have an incredible hours let's see step one press c key on your key to cut skin no what the heck its population in bracket wait i don't like that the population is uh changing that much human eye the big papyrus go to day with you exhibition role don't think you've got the best of me in the big papyrus have never to date and i can never do i can easily continue with you you see i also can wear clothes actually i wear all my special clothes underneath my normal clothes no wait is the text different on his shirt genuine feet i didn't even realize he said oh my god yeah please you found my home what only for you don't open it my only option is don't open it do you know what this is of course no idea spaghetti this is not plano pasta these are works of art silk spaghetti years on wall box cooked master it be me chef papyrus man it's time for to finish this there's no way this can do anything extra no i don't want to press the button i don't want to press it eat it nudity [Music] no you take a few fists your facial mirror mixes the taste is indescribable what a passionate expression you must surely love my cook i'm very glad that had two o's wealthy erg no oh shot man i i'm angry i don't like you like you like me dark prison passion without escapes uh-huh how can i get these to friends it must be your disastrous loss your friendship so please don't go i don't kiss you huh blank yes or no no [Music] all right how he said himself the first stinky lake people but dump you do not that must destroy them you see oh no is undyne seeing other people now i'll get it i'll help you in every way i can no it's so sad come on let's see how to turn into a villain okay fear hangs over you but you certainly will check everything you're turning air run very hard flexibility he bends out of the room you've won a dab dabs god damn it game on you can't enter yet game on frick stop fear me i never wash my face again man you're poor knowing that the mouse can extract days of cheese from the mysterious crystal it fills you with a decision you are smart cookies you enter the mall mold mail is waiting hard this is a pair of ballet shoes want to take it notice where you wear too much ballet shoes are a weapon okay you eat unicycles your hp has expired damn it i died again hi where that's the end of the place see you have a good time i waterfall sand sells tickets to toilet paper huh this is a mythical thing want to take it notice it you have too many dogs annoyed you have put the dog the dog gathers take an umbrella don't take one is my only option you took an umbrella anyways apparently the sound of the humid rain at the top linum it fills you with the clauses frick eh it's a nice name my name is the waterfall here lewis n appears from the cave roof sometimes part waste runs through and falls into the bottom just below displays this infinite cycle unused waste bracket i didn't even get filled with anything what you rest your hand on the toasted wheel his horn size after season of despair it's a dvd case for anime despair stickers cover the edges despair stickers works like a regular exercise book you want to watch it you book with your fist what i wasn't trying to punch it you feel bad fool you think you could hurt me i'm a ghost living in a fool my uncle used to live in dumb also until you details next it works right from his [ __ ] book the man i would have used your high soul from your body now you see my true power trust people who are not trash you will feel a calming calm you are filled with determination hey it actually translated properly oh are you hungry i can get you something to eat [Music] this is a ghost want to try it what aren't you a ghost why are you feeding me ghosts you try to bite into a ghost sandwich you even phase oh never mind [Music] alright follow my manager here we go you will lie as long as you will not move just move when want to come i guess uh but our main customer disappeared one day now this is just a hairy guy who shows a month competition lock oh you both tried your best but the snail looks to be discouraged you best is not a good oh the little bird wants to guide you except bird offers ride a no why oh king fluffy buns cannot name for beans king of floppy on bones he's a friendly a happy happy a guy well bye manly banana i'm gonna email you now manly banana has dogs dog remains dog item dirty dishes left behind unwashed dogs use you use the dog site the rest of your camp is filled with dog remains what the hell dog remains dog theme shiny songs after by dog [Music] it's it's just an album it's fine dog salad you eat dog salad it literally trash your hp has expired seven of their largest wizards sealed our underground with a magic spell everything can get through the seal but only beings with strong soul can afford it you have to pay to get through there's just a toll like the barrier doesn't do anything but you have to pay the toll it's really expensive but this damn place has no entrance or exit there's no way for man to get here we'll be trapped here forever hello rear season two templates you know something you fill fragments temer hears human allergies against themes that's okay temer understands hypersensitivity to them mushroom dance e mushroom dance e whatever it may mean it represents my inner torment taken here of my [ __ ] oh that was interesting lie hug or unhug you do not squeeze molds it values your respect for its goals ct you drink the sea you had 10 horsepower the entire sea interested with the power of seven human souls our king king asgore dreamer will become god undyne i hope you fight yes but this is a prophecy the angel the one who saw the surface it will come back and the subway will be empty the old wrestling what cairo i i'm third i'm i'm coming home now later david what where are these names coming from seven seven human souls and asgore king turns into god sex what what do you know which would be valuable to everyone if you were dead that's right man you're continued being a crime the wind roars you fill stability undyne thinks of his friends and throws the earth with his fists water evaporates from heat cup was evaporated the cup got evaporated god damn look strange laboratory anywhere like here you are full of provisions i'm the river man or am i a rich woman it doesn't matter i love going on my boat want to join what what what it's live oh damage do you get hanging with undyne i have planned to make you two great friends hi papyrus are you ready for your extra private one-on-one training you choose me and i'm in a turn practical i'll drink something for you what how do i look like the ice woman will woman become awakening to humanity with energy spears i know i was a rather hot guy i could ever let papyrus enter the royal guard don't tell him i said that's it he's he's also innocent and adorable [Laughter] let's start with the sauce imagine the vegetable as your greatest enemy now scent them in dust with their fists how to point strong or wimpy you hit the vegetable at full power you beat the tomato you yes our hearts were united against healthy substances now it's up to me nah how to do them burn or gently you put the noodles once male no wonder papyrus suggested the chefs and if we can't be friends that's good because if we're not friends that means i can destroy you without regret i've won my houses and shakes i don't even have your girlfriends that's all wrong attack you avoid moving with undyne of all your strengths now i know that is not just a loser you're a vampy loser with a big heart like him oh and if you hurt asgore i'll take human souls break the barrier and [ __ ] the hell from you which friends are right oh and if you ever need help give papyrus a ring okay since we're in the same room i can call too what the same room i think they're still uh they're still together apparently i thought they were i thought they broke up now he's an unstoppable death machine with thirst for human blood he till quiz show action description oh boy i can always sell it will be a great show everyone gives big hands for our great stability what is king full name uh push over asgore dreamer what are robots of jump in dreams metal and magic snails and or sugar and spice metal and you smoke ghost heck yes heck yes heck yes heck i've seen her on her screen smile when you are suck no what why'd that get cut off like that this was only pilot episode next more drama more romance more anemia next time darlings it's female person with ear cats you look at a book this is a comic book two barely dressed chefs are throwing energy pancakes at each other the people come in you immediately remove noodles from their packaging you put water in the pot and put it on the heat you wait for the water for minutes for hours to finish hours two hours until is the total time of seconds you ate instant noodles you had four horsepower you give vulcan a hug it blows your heart and your whole body oh your defense lost uh this is the inflammation sound of steam and gear wheels it fills you with stability mettaton yes he is the most popular star in the subway his fan club probably has at least two tri-dozen members welcome beautician to the underground premier cook show cook and killer perfect great job beautiful we have all the ingredients we need to bake cooks to bake cooks what are we doing min-min you seem to be the best for me but only to have smash drugs help alfie unholy structure raises in the distance you fills with stability yes you have to save your money for universities and spiders cool skeleton 95 added a photo are we submitting hot photos it's a picture of papyrus curved in front of a mirror he wears sunglasses hi it's dr elf does the mouse maybe t egg hack computer controlled intact and get the cheese it fills you with stability we have and we get anonymous tip about people with striped shaft uh try connecting rg01's armor your hands are running away from you like hands of more he rg01 looks to be interrupted at [Music] something you ask rgo one to be honest with their feelings i i sucks like oh too i like i like you like brother no not being honest oh one yo bro you want to get ice cream cream wait were they just bros find small ear tiny paws fluffy location that's right this puppy is a blast but don't despair you don't love rooms coming yet alas everything in the area is really a blast brave correspondent if you don't reveal all boomers the big bomb closes you should beam in two minutes release the puppy bomb fortunately his conditions are not aware the dog is misguided bomb blast well done darling you've turned off all lambs it's a spider it looks more rubber than usual i i ended up buying monks now i'm in money buy spider monk for 9999g oh god no why i thought you hated making puzzles yes but i love that makes you crazy smell of spiderweb fills air you feel stability okay yeah i'm gonna stop for now we will stop for today you

Channel: Skurry

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Keywords: undertale, badly translated, poorly translated, meme

Id: calJn43GJYk

Length: 35min 13sec (2113 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 19 2021