Honey Heist #2

you sit before the Central Computer main frame frantically typing away oh God you don't have long left the countdown has begun New Year is upon you the year is 1999 you tried to warn them but no one was prepared as the countdown reaches 3 2 1 suddenly everything goes black a siren in the distance oh no the missiles they're being launched is this doomsday or are you on mystery [Music] quest welcome everybody to part two of Honey Heist previously our group of criminal Bears came up with a plan to steal a vast amount of honey and kidnap the queen bee herself Beyonce from honey corn 2017 we rejoined them just as they they've managed to infiltrate honey corn itself and begin their heist in full you are stood in the middle of Honey con right now uh two of our Bears um have just honey all over their faces as you have been guzzling up uh delicious samples of Honey um whereas our other two bears you managed to pocket a little bit of uh little bit of extra honey um so you can either consume that later um if you ever need that little bump or if you want to use Z to help forward your plans you 100% can uh what would you like to do um because right now there is a lot of Honey stalls around you where you've kind of snafued up all of the uh the free free honey you can actually get you're going to probably have to steal some if you want more um or uh you can go and explore the rest of honeycom um there is the giant honey boat uh where there is the honey Awards happening currently and already you can see the bee levers uh beginning to start queuing up next to the Grand Cathedral um which is illuminated with these yellow and black lights what's the well UV lights yeah UV lights that's how how that works exactly um and those are being illuminated and yeah people are starting to queue up because the sun is slowly beginning to set and soon uh beonce the queen bee is going to be performing at Honey con is her comeback tour um after she was deposed or something I think it said she was exiled but now returned good Heavens uh so what is uh what's the next step on your plan um because you want to get honey but also you do need to kidnap Beyonce what we doing boss all right so Lads here's a quick one before we go grab old Beyonce I've been playing the L con right and there's someone in here who works here who's got a backpack of Manuka Honey to give me and that's the expensive stuff that's worth like 800 100 [ __ ] pounds or something like that, 100,000 is what I'm trying to say you're the slick one here obviously don't care about that it's the taste that we are concerned about as Bears um how do you know him well what okay right yeah what what are we doing what is this scene right I got a set it up right basically um I've Googled uh honey con right on LinkedIn and I found a young man I've looked him up on Facebook he's single and I've made a fake profile of a human being have you catfished I've catfished on Bumble on bumble bumble oh my God okay I catfished him and I've sent him a message as Thus We've sort fallen in love a little bit dear Jeremy Jeremy um I love you so much but my mom is so sick she is dying and the doctor says the only way to cure her of her illness is manuka honey it does have regenerative properties it has regenerative properties she is dying real bad and dying real bad real bad so I'm going to need like 15 16 jars of it maybe like a big backpack style and you're saying this on like a dating website well we've been back and forth we've been back and forth I thought that was like your opener okay so this is this that would sound like a scam at all so this is a flashback Montage which is spanning months um months I put the time in catfishing Paul paor sweet Jeremy yeah did you go on dates with him is there like no no I've been looking after my dying mother oh this is the first time they're meeting up but he has to bring the honey right yeah so basically he said he was going to meet me in Hall one uh he'd be holding a bouquet of flowers and a backpack of Manuka honey so I've got my blue uh frilly tuxedo jacket shirt and bow tie on is what you told him you would be wearing he was confused but he went along with it I've got my hat my top hat on I need a criminality roll to see how efficient this catfishing has been how well this has all worked so you need to roll under your criminality done uh oh yeah perfect uh oh you also get a criminality for oh yeah so you lose a thing uh you lose two bear points oh God because you actually succeed in the catfishing so you're going to need to eat some honey at some point that's okay cuz I got some in my pocket and uh what does Jeremy look like describe him to me he's like a kind of nerdy little guy um big glasses losing it on top kind of a beard with sort of gray in the middle bit more sort of Brown heading out wearing a t-shirt which says ghost or something I can't like something like that um and he's he's I'm for the shot to go over to me there we are yeah okay Jeremy of the ug uh kind of a little man right uh so yeah you guys make your way to um Hall one uh and uh it's really busy um there's all kinds of uh bee and Honey B performances happening right now people going around collecting stickers um Swag Bags things like that and across the crowd uh you see this [Music] character oh I wonder oh I hope Tina's going to be here oh yeah did you call yourself Tina Barrett Tina Barrett yeah your real name oh my God risky but for love it's worth it oh is that Tina Tina you made it I thought you were scamming me this this whole time oh it's happened so many times before I'm really unlucky with love but oh i' I'm so happy to see he runs up um he might have to disguise check I think yeah I'm literally a bear wearing ridiculous clothes uh what is your thing oh you're probably fine uh what's mine 16 oh yeah he he rolled a uh 14 he fell for it he's got very poor eyesight really very poor I forgot my clothes oh you're beautiful T I hope we get to see all the deal soon it's been a while uh runs up and yeah he just gives you the biggest hug a bear hug he gives you a bear hug [ __ ] oh I've got I brought you some flowers I thought you'd like them oh thanks babe and uh oh I've got the honey for your sick mom is she okay no no she's dying H real bad D so give me the bag right now I've got to dash home quickly oh are you coming back uh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I'll be back later we just go give it to me Mom I'll hold you I'll hold you a place in the line for Beyonce oh can't wait hun see you later Jer Jeremy okay yeah it's me Jeremy oh I'm so glad you just called me Jeremy cuz most people call me Jeremy the washed up loser but it's really nice you just did use that bit can I have a kiss no just a little no you've got a really long tongue oh my God yesong my long tongue comes out he lick his face oh my god um wow it is passionate and romantic uh people around are just like oh they're like throwing up so lovely no you did a really convincing job I'm just licking his face lick can I roll to see how aroused Jeremy is yes roll for Jeremy's arousal three no he before sem sure yes Jeremy has a semi I'm glad we had that dice roll very important to move the story for [ __ ] I'm looking forward to some fan art of this later that'll be great I think if I'm a [ __ ] genius did I even put down Manuka honey as one of these I I wrote a load of funny genius check it's just am I actually i r a four he could be a genius uh here you go oh my God regenerative potion of Manuka honey no way actually predicted none of that was planned very good very good bestar daddy in town incredible thank thought daddy bear oh best daddy bear in oh yeah that after we finish the stream they call me bear daddy uh congratulations very well organized um so yeah um you still just I guess the four of you stood there Jeremy all right B we we were we we we're going to go these are my brothers our all of our mom is dying so we're all going to go now even even the little baby even the baby he's my little brother he's a little brother little little little brother but uh so we've got we've got to go don't we can't go go go bye too closely we got to go yeah okay he's he's going to investigate you oh no you're gone got away I'm just going to quickly eat my very fragile jar of honey whil we're walking away okay great the tongue just go in okay how they eat you know what yeah cuz you've got that big tongue I would have made you roll cuz maybe it would have smashed but no you've got that big tongue that can just yeah clean that thing out all right I've used up my uh great so yeah you move a point from Criminal to Bear because you've eaten some delicious honey Yum Yum Yum right uh sweet okay um like an announcement comes over the tanoy uh saying that uh Beyonce Beyonce will performance will be beginning in one hour uh the cues are already 2 hours long uh it's very yeah organized very poorly organized um a lot of people turning up so what uh what is your aim now do you want to go and get some more honey or do you want to go and uh head on in there because you have a grand prize uh which is beonce she does I'm sure she'd have uh a dressing room of some kind perhaps we could uh get hold of Beyonce we'd have to get past her security what if she's got a tour bus she would have wouldn't she and it would painted black and white hide out on the tour bus for the whole thing to be over or that could be a getaway vehicle and we can honey I like the zeppin a lot I want see she does have a Tor bus uh six oh she has the sweetest Tor bus this is half bus half boat um it can go on land on water it's like that cool James Bond car um and it is black and yellow striped Beyonce um it's absolutely beauti we need the thing is she'll have an intense security detail so oh uh yeah she definitely has armed guards which is something that we had rolled right at the beginning and so you're going to need to worry about those um also I will just give you a minor warning a bit of bare information for you that you may need a little bit of Honey stocked up for your rols later on uh just in case you get a bit too criminal but maybe it's worth getting a little uh a little Dash in there beforehand well there there's bound to be a big stockpile there'll bound to be a big stockpile of Honey somewhere perhaps we could uh load up ah yes there's the world's largest jar of honey that's perfect yeah this is um the main exhibit in uh Hall uh you're in Hall one at the moment so in Hall B uh is where they keep the of course they keep the world's largest jar of honey um it's it's honey from around the world is the exhibits in there so it's a blend oh that's a shame uh but no it's not just so as you stand in the entrance way to Hall be um the dominating site is this colossal absolutely enormous um like kind of Silo esque jar of honey uh that exists there um but there are dozens and dozens of other stalls um each showing off a different type of honey honey ornaments and sculptures uh honey Honey Combs for styling your hair all kinds of fantastic honey honey stuff the thing is yeah how are we supposed to steal the biggest jar of honey that's ever existed in the world sounds like time for a flashback what oh sure okay yeah I'm fli certified oh my God and you you got that JCB do you remember okay right um this is absurd okay okay sweet how are you getting this JCB how's this set up and how is this how have you smuggled this into honey corn um as I was leaving Wix I thought I'd have a nip around the back check the warehouse where they're moving pallets and stuff around oh that makes sense yeah they move a lot of pallets move lot of pallets and stuff around yeah yeah they they would have definitely have forklifts have a couple of decent forklifts there roll me a dice to see how good the vehicles are there do I change a stat here oh yeah you're flashing back so straight away uh you're moving a JC oh it's it's too good Christ it writes itself sex oh my you you can just choose anything choose whatever whatever kind of vehicle chose the one that's specialized for picking up giant jars of honey okay you know what you're adding in a lot you're in this flashback as well welcome to the flashback I'm in big trouble you you've been flashback into this uh so you two are stood in the The Back warehouse of Wicks there are oh my God for such a small town hundreds of vehicles here um it feels like this is some kind of distributor for distribution center for the local area um in fact the entire Southwest wow uh of the country they all get their uh big Industrial Vehicles from this place um I guess it's like a tax rate or a land was cheaper here or something lot of farming lot of farming if this is a flashback they can't have already stolen the jar so the forklift must be somewhere hidden it or well will work out in this flashback I'm guessing Okay what do you mean stolen the J sorry I was just confused I'm trying to help oh wind oh I'm not there wait are you in the flash who's that that just came out of the portaloo oh my God Winslow's here as well in this flashback that's slow I'm Wally Wally how dare you Wally is here as well in the flashback you just got flashback I just got flashbacks hi guys uh the three of you stand there oh yeah I forgot W he was here you did all forget the W it's a shame Tina could be here but she's busy busy like a bee uh yeah so what what are you doing I'm going to need someone to steal a vehicle and move I'll wire it oh I can't know but uh unfortunately my head hurts so maybe someone should just steal the you on five I'm on three each okay then you should steal it you're a driver AR you're the driver I don't know anything about cars all right okay great I'm get in the biggest forklift I can find oh my God yeah tell me some of the features that this forklift has it's got not only does it go like that they can come out come up and wrap around so I can like it's the grabatron 5,000 grabon 5,000 it's on tank treads the grab Barron it's also the seats are big enough to comfortably seat bears oh my God those seats are so big of everything they could they could fit four Bears four bears in that one one seat of the gra grabatron 5000 and of course any of these vehicles they're like fluorescent yellow with like black Treads and black they look kind of like they would fit in to honeycc con kind of oh my God okay love this right but you don't have the key so you're going to need to hot wire this thing can I try stick like a bear paw in and you think that counts as acting like a bear and not a Criminal by using bear po well I'm three of each so either way it's going to be fine it's going to be a criminal role to uh try and I'll try to use my car as a as a 100% this this makes sense a lock pick a lock pick of something how would that work free yeah you [Laughter] uh well you know you may be washed up but you're still a famed uh criminal gway driver used to hot wiring cars and you do that with your big bare paw with a nail and pal just it just works it's the Neil the nail not Neil has the nail being like shaved to almost be like a yeah I've got I've got one one one is like those people that play Spanish guitar and have one okay yeah yeah that's my my little Pinky na oh just for this pinky here yeah yeah uh great you have got this thing fired up uh the three of you are all sat in the RAR and to go and wait how are you actually getting this into how are you getting this into honey con how's like how is the this we're going to wear the staff jackets that I've just got from and we're going to drive it down there and park it behind a tent okay sure yeah you park it behind a tent you do have to remember you need to put the jackets back into the boot of your car otherwise the time continuent explodes it's game over we're not going to make that mistake I to go back and get my cor out and put the lady in as well so right okay yeah just we just keep the timeline pure have another flashback to fix the incist a flashback within a flashback oh my God that's going too far that's going but I'll allow it maybe not today but okay so right you are we're back in the modern day you are in Hall B because I'm in his flashback did I get something moov from Bal yeah just checking on that sorry oh I succeeded that so I know more criminal yes you are we need some [ __ ] honey so you are in whole be um all of these tents all these stalls um hanging out U loads of people running around kids guzzling down loads of honey uh having a whale of time there's honey here and uh but you've had kind sense honey I know oh I've got sense honey is there any honey here Tina uh yeah I think might be all around us right in front of you there's a kid eating a big frozen Honey Pop [ __ ] I'm going to grab it and eat it whoa oh you're going to get kicked out though sounds like a criminal activity though no sounds steing candy from a child yeah but this is scare people and generally we do be stuff I would say a bear could do that but I will warn you even if this succeeds that will still give you a point of criminality oh right I will uh but maybe I'll let you maybe I'll let you do it in one action but it'll kind of just cancel itself out as you okay well no then I don't want to start trouble I just need honey badly Winslow needs honey I got what you need I got what you need right here of the mad honey yeah his eyes will go all you [ __ ] want some mate you [ __ ] want some I do give me the mad honey I pull a syinge out I flick it three times oh my God and I Ram it into Winslow well you're actually injecting him injecting me with the mad honey okay well move a point from criminality to bear as you have just consumed some honey um intravenously intous it counts yeah that's science what does the mad honey do again it's hallucinogenic okay I'm sure that'll be fine it will be absolutely totally fine okay uh so can you tell me what your plan is directly behind the world's largest jar of honey is this really big black and yellow tent um very striped it's kind of shaped a little bit if you were an expert on the matters you'd be like you could you could really comfortably fit a grabatron 5000 wasn't in there uh it's like just exact perfect like silhouette shape and it is all just just behind the world's largest uh largest jar of honey um so are we we're fully inside like an exhibition Hall yeah imagine this is like a giant how much natural lighting would there be in this place not a ton I'd say not an absolute ton um there's like sort of strip lights but they've got um sort of light shows going on uh things happening like it's a big deal like there's a lot of um electronics and stuff happening but not a ton of natural like this would have once been like a a fishing warehouse but now uh it's been repurposed into a big a big convention hall what are you what are you thinking I'm thinking if we kill the lights we could cause some Mischief can bears see in the dark of course they can't feels like they might be able to depending on the bear here's the plan I don't know if this counts as criminal this isn't a flashback I just want to discuss something cool well no you can be yeah you have four Bears stood in the middle of convention hall be having a CH the world's largest jar of honey directly uh in your line of sight if we could kill the lights like Wally says but we could leave a trail of honey and then you can sense honey and guide us out of the hall with the world's largest jar of honey Tina all right darling yeah but we we need honey to do that black yeah but we could just little dabs of honey but wait so what darn it what so he's going to kill the I'll kill the lights with mying abilities nice turn the switch and then in the dark we'll use the JCB the Buttercup stall to pick up the giant jar of honey yeah but then because it's darker we can't see and we don't want to turn the lights on on the JCB you lie on front of the JCB and sniff our way out what am I sniffing I'm really scared to drive in the dark no we're going to leave a trail of honey see oh you are you're you're not as incompetent as you look are you I might have a good idea but I won't be able to do my bit is there something looks like a fuse box do I have to roll for it yeah see how obvious the fuse box would be around here two there's a lot of cables and wires around here like you just don't really have the eye for it because you're a you're a honey badger and you don't really understand just go like bare Carnage mode and just start attacking a bunch of wires oo you I feel like you could 100% And then we can just see what happens from there uh yeah right okay you might get electrocuted try and attack a thing what is your score at the moment I'm a two bear five criminal somehow oh well then you don't want to do that an even number of things yeah you should have lost one of those from one side let's just say I've got three in uh wait no isn't it's always me to be six yeah it's meant to be six I think you didn't take a bear off when you you need to take a bear off okay so right doing something bear is good you can try and do something uh that a bear would do yeah um and if you roll if you don't pass um then you get mad and that will actually increase your bare score so either way it's going to work out but if you do succeed I might electrocute myself well you will go full criminal and then your job will be to betray everyone so so what is the Hope here you fail and get mad fail get mad get mad and I have to roll a one a one if you roll a one you're turning on the party okay and now well that's not bad pretty it's one and 70% yeah I use this scuffed as di how dare you what's the worst that can happen it's a so I fail and I become more beike and I lose a criminality yeah uh so you have rolled your dice um because so as you attack these wires right actually uh more lights have come on more of the light is now shining all over this place the illumination oh my God it's so bright it's so bright though blinding people uh maybe not blinding but it's made people they're kind of you can really look at each other now you can really see see what people are wearing see what people um and uh I am going to roll against each of you individually no my Ensemble uh so well I'm just going to roll one and uh it will apply to all of you yeah that sounds fair um but different people might pass or fail uh that's an 18 oh [ __ ] fa 16 I failed by 11 has I'm good I've got 22 okay right you're very convincing oh no do we have a bonus from the staff jackets uh yeah I'll give you a plus two yes sure have a a bear no he's wearing a star jacket that puts me on 17s that Stella Fai okay did it for me you I passed okay suddenly uh in the immediate area a bunch of people are like holy [ __ ] than there a [ __ ] bear and a smaller bear I think it's a honey badger um instantly startled quick call the security the heavily armed security someone Taps uh you guys on the shoulder like whoa fellow human look at those bears oh no oh my God can I try like a mass terrify can I like stand up on my hind legs and make myself beg and be 100% can that sounds like using bear powers is that two di then uh yeah yeah yeah yeah roll two dice choose the lowest um because that is part of your ability he's bugging it no uh you fail so put a point into bear uh from your criminality okay and everyone's like what a what a lame bear oh my God he's not scary at all that little Fella's scarier than that big guy oh what a loser I'm trying he looks totally washed up as a bear I've never be scared of that just hang my head wait was that your thing were you washed up I was washed up yeah nice okay what a washed up bear lame but we'll still call the guards we pretend that we me and um uh Winslow are the guards and be like we'll take care of this don't you worry everyone oh 100% make me a criminal I can't I don't want to but I have to but I'm going to have to have some honey soon I do have my Manuka do any of your skills apply to it I'm retired brilliant what the hell can I put retired off duty guard off I used to be a security guard before I was retired okay so you would roll two dice and choose the lowest to Rolling toe uh okay great you have well you've succeeded whatever you want to do explain what happens um there's a a few dozen people all heckling a big bear now calling for the guards but you kind of uh kind of garnered their attention ladies and gentlemen do not worry your little pretty socks off me and my colleague winow here will be removing the your real name again oh okay it's fine absolutely fine removing oh God you can write signs down removing uh you from the vicinity um so uh we also might be taking the massive jar of honey with us for testing because we fear that these criminal Bears might have put poison in it g that's Fant she's right so we've got to take it away to test it scientifically bare Fe my God poison in the honey poison in the honey yeah yeah is that what happened last year at H classic bear Tac don't talk about last year uh honey con at all or the poisoning the mass poisoning that happened uh okay right I will 100% 100% let you escort these guys out or use your security powers to steal the honey but not both but I'll need another dice roll if you want to do both there are two of us so you could do the escorting and I could do the driving maybe but I'll need I'm going to need an extra dice roll to get the benefits of both I'll let you either you can have one or you can have to roll someone's there and they're like that seems like a lot of jobs for for you two to do escorting these two bears and driving the honey away not en you're the brains all right uh all right okay well Winslow is the security guard so he will be escorting these fellow's away this Bear's away might excuse my French and then I will be t testing the an you'll be driving it away driving the an away and then handing it over to the scientist round back oh okay uh that's what I specialize in I am retired a retired driver okay I need I'm going need like a criminal roll oh bloody l oh God wait wait that's four under that's good for you okay if you succeed you go up to five but you got honey one well this all very reasonable to us we don't want we don't want to repeat the events of Honey con 2016 with poison honey again people keep saying you shouldn't be allowed to have that much honey in one uh one jar very easy to poison yeah they want to do a Kool-Aid situation is what they're trying exact yeah they're trying to coat it up so we got to stop that from happening uh well get these damn Bears out of here this way you rag a muffin Bears get your dirtty paws off me I mean take them out back okay so you two bears are escorted outside uh by your big polar bear friend somehow everyone just accepts that the bears go quietly uh where those dice rolls yes yeah yeah uh humans are stupid and they're all of them are smart as Bears on honey um that one of the rules right that the humans in this world are kind of dumb yeah that is like a hard hard rule a hard rule is the the humans are stupid okay good not like real life okay uh right we just need to you're heading off to go to the jcv um yeah great you can jump in the back of that oh yeah cuz I'm going to need you to drive it right uh I'm just being escorted you're going to have to drive it I'm going to have to drive it just hit Le and push a few pedals eely if humans can drive these things surely a bear can AAR totally can you are dangerously close to um stealing that giant jar of honey being full bear you lose a bear as well remember to eat some Manuka honey I'm going have to eat my honey I think for my dying mother just as oh I'm hallucinating yeah yeah yeah we're about to we're about to cover this um you remember you're a polar bear right yeah oh my God polar bear is very dangerous dangerous very scary that's the rule of bears if it's black fight back if it's brown lie down if it's a polar bear say your prayers that's what they say if it's yellow let it mellow that's the other one if it's brown flush it down uh roll me a dice to see how bad this is a one is really bad it's a one okay I've rolled a one right as you are giving this speech um we're actually going to like roll back like a few uh a few seconds a few years to my time in the N yeah okay right all of a sudden uh so people have said like boom there's bears and you're like oh me and my friend we're going to we're going to escort them out people are fully on board with this yeah I'm going to jump in uh the JCB you're talking to them and you turn back right you're back in N uh God holy [ __ ] or huh chelam chelam chelam you're back in the Battle of chelam and oh my God uh holy [ __ ] you've been cut off for three days um it's just you surrounded by the B at Kong the be Kong they are coming for you um youve been holding out in this position every couple of hours they assault you um again and again you've lost basically all all of your uh Brothers in Arms bare arms it was a bad time and you you hear the cry and they are charging you again uh right they're coming at you what are you going to do there's maybe like two dozen of the be at Kong charging right now they're black and yellow uh stinged bayonets I'm going to hop on the hog and spray them that's the M60 oh okay um my God like you try it clicks it's out of ammo well I'm going to have to grab my entrenching tool and take them out bear to be at Kong great okay um cool make me a barroll that's another one uh so yeah you are horrifically mauling them oh my God you are absolutely absolutely destroying these guys oh God uh one of your uh one of your Compadres U one of your remaining um Brothers in Arms they called to you oh my God I'm being attacked over here I need help please um Bonk I'm going to stove some heads in great oh going mad I'm just throwing the their guts at he you know kill a guy grab his guts strangle a guy with another guy's int these are all like big giant be be um ripping them in half pulling a stinger out of one stabbing it into the throat of another stuffing grenades in a head and throwing the Gren head at oh my God like all of these like tiny little bead Charing I'm of them with like little daggers beforehand it looked like they were licking bare blood off of these daggers must kill them all I'm going to kill them all uh okay and we'll just like cut back into the room uh now what was once a black and yellow beautifully decorated room every single surface is red everying single surface is covered God in blood if you weren't there you don't understand man the three of you are stood like guts are hanging off of you uh you are covered in blood everything is covered in blood and you can just see panting uh is our dear friend Winslow uh once a beautiful white polar bear um now pure red still crunching down a mouthful of Bones um it is horrific in here really really bad but with bears yeah it's what we do red of tooth and Claw uh but you have successfully oh do I get a point in bear for that um I will happily let you uh you know what roll a dice and you can advance up that much two okay two more bear two towards bear and you lose two in criminality uh holy [ __ ] and and yeah you're back in the room as well wait a second you're not in Shelt arm oh no ruin beon again you're in beon uh wow sorry honey honey honey honey uh they might have to Rebrand up oh no not honey con 2017 as well they thought honey con 2016 was going to be the worst one going to be beon 2018 they have to go completely different oh god well I mean well then I could get in the the JCP few were Witnesses at least there's no one either and remember the CCTV cameras can't see what just happened because I programmed the AI to ignore Bears so all they saw was a terrible industrial accident oh my God just some invisible force lifting up people and ripping them into two entrails flying everywhere uh no you are 100% correct um you hear in the distance the tramping of of boots um it sounds like a fully armored uh platoon of uh actual real people oh God uh heading towards uh Warehouse beat what kind of guns do they have these we've seen some of them around are they like super Advanced Hightech uh pretty good like not amazing they're you know this place is pretty dilapidated uh was the it's pretty rundown luckily last week I did something Jolly [Music] clever I hacked into the ordering system that they used to order all the bullets for all their guns and I switched it out so all they have is blank rounds oh my God it's like Die Hard 2 it's just like Die Hard 2 Die Harder was it called Die Hard Die Hard 2 was I think my with a Vengeance three oh okay anyway while you're sat in your um cool swordfish style hackers Suite with like the seven monitors yeah one of them has Die Hard 2 playing on it right now fantastic and um I'm going need some kind of hacking roll okay for you to hack into that is my whole thing but I am also incompetent but I am a hacker that's why yeah yeah no you can um roll two dice choose the lowest and I choose two perfect you roll two twos and does that pass have you got enough yeah great my criminal is to sweet okay so move a point from bear into criminal oh I also go up because I went into a flash BL yeah okay and uh tell me tell me exactly what's going to happen right now you can Des plays out the orders MH and instead of them getting a bunch of 5.56 mm Nato rounds they're going to receive blank rounds that they use for training wow and then when they open fire it's just going to make a terrible noise and they're going to think they're missing but they're not okay blank oh I I love this yeah nice uh right we're back in the room and yeah like oh my God 20 30 of these guards they have all kind of like barreled in through the door picture that scene in The Matrix uh when they've gone into uh you know into the the bottom of the l oh yeah yeah and a just all these guards turn up and they kind like fan out all pointing guns at the of you and they're just like freeze can I hop in the GCB turn it on and like put the the arms out into grab mode uh 100% And I want to drive at them and just compress oh my God every single Jesus can't you just grab the honey that's what this is all about is could do but got get rid of the cards that's true uh as you begin to run you're all covered in blood and they can see what is around here what was what a beautiful scene of uh Jo joil happiness honey consumption is not very nice anymore um and they just Shout again freeze freeze now I'm going for it I guess you might as well they can't hurt you right they all open fire um it's loud it's really really loud bang bang bang bang bangang bang bang what it sounds like uh but you guys are fine yeah apart from like ow it is loud it's really loud uh yeah Bears don't like loud noises I'm pretty sure yeah I think like 20 20 guys with assault rifles firing blanks at you it's pretty scary we were expecting it right told you when we were we knew this was coming yeah uh yeah you can all of uh you put in your we had little ear plugs hone you knew whatever exactly what was coming uh great okay so you're heading towards the JCB what are the rest of you guys doing in this time Carnage full Carnage bare mode attacking the guys shooting at us okay you're going to go and kill the great roll me some dice uh you have special skill so you get to roll two dice choose the lowest um you're trying to roll sorry uh you do have Carnage two or under okay right what we got we got two two great um how is this working I just let ear splitting raar and just launch at the face of the nearest guy okay perfect uh what is happening over here with you Lydia uh with Tina Barrett are you going to also do be maing well see I'm the brains I don't think I I would be doing something like that I think I'd be doing something a bit more intelligent I think I'd be using this distraction moment to go find queen Queen B okay I think I like what you're dipping out the side side door yeah I think I think I dip out distractions going on uh and Winslow what are you up to um I've already killed enough um I'll help Tina I guess okay right the as you are charging towards the JCB uh Tina and Winslow you can easily make it out one of the side doors um while almost like the scene from montypython of the Holy Grail uh you fly just attacking between person to person uh performing absolute Carnage uh Stone Cold killing everyone and when you succeeded you have to move a point from Bear yeah to uh bear to man a second one because I succeeded or just one no no it's if you ever succeed at anything you always become more criminal than be okay even if you're doing be stuff [ __ ] okay uh and so you are uh just murdering murdering Gods how he is actually criminal as well murdering was also very not for a bear though yeah yeah laws you're going to prosecute a bear yeah well you wouldn't we did go to Bear prison you did go to Bear prison okay but that was Bear prison and it was for be crimes not human crime okay it was different different things uh right is the the guards are slowly being ripped apart and you have got you're in the JCB well I was going to squash some guards but now's going to grab grab the world's largest jar of honey while while that Carnage is going on yeah even if there are guards that are paying attention to you buing their guns at you it does absolutely nothing um you are now holding in the front of the uh grab grab Master 5,000 uh this gigantic vat of Honey like a insanely colossal amount um this is thousands of gallons MH just phenomenally big um and and you're driving a giant Digger I'm was going to like turn around put my arm on the back of the chair and just reverse it back through the tent okay yeah sure you pile out of the tent and you can I might need a drive roll just to see how efficient this is I drive uh yeah roll to one nice uh yeah you plow through the tent well described me and where do you want to be going with this giant giant thing of honey yeah what's the plan I think heading roughly towards I'm put my arm on the back of the seat I pull back as I go by I try and like scoop up um scoop up your name again my name is wise boy Wally also I am imagining you wearing a jacket that's got a scorpion on the back I'm so sorry that's fine I try scoop up uh Wall-E on my way back I'm going to take the honey and Wall-E to the tour bus okay great uh you successfully squash the last of the guards all part of the plan mhm it's going like clock you can sag W um and you are now both in the JCB okay is that an extra point into criminal map yeah that is an extra point into criminal as you just did some criminal stuff mhm and yeah you are heading towards the tour bus the tour bus is parked directly behind the um the cathedral the cathal yeah in a separate pend off area uh where which is just for Beyonce and you know her closest what is what what is she doing right now she was getting ready uh for dressed up getting dressed up for the thing but the the performance is already like the the the warm-up act has been playing right uh the bees [ __ ] off come on very nice stay in a hive stay in a yes oh my God Jesus so lame I'm in um that uh yeah the Walmart it almost sounds like they might be might be kind of finishing um the the lights are going crazy a lot of the the rest of honeycom has not been aware so far of what has happened in exhibit hall B because everyone's screaming uh cuz they're so excited um so what was a few more screams yeah a few more screams really hard to tell some Gunplay the fireworks going off there's luckily there's fireworks these beautiful b-shaped fireworks are going off and uh so no one is really paying attention to hoodies of the world at this stage when all the like kind of like late night exhibits are kicking off and most people are here to see Beyonce um not as many to see the bgs uh but you know there's a few local fans um and so you are all kind of slowly converging on the same sort of place you can uh see these two running along um from your JCB and you're kind of getting to a point where to one route you can see the uh the tour bus and the other is kind of like the the main sort of entrance way into the cathedral uh so is she on the toour B impossible to know but me but maybe with my sense honey skill I can sniff her out yeah she is a bee uh yeah give me that's a role I'm going to want you to do I feel like sensing honey is more bare than oh definitely crime there's no crime in sensing honey no crime you got to roll a one oh [ __ ] I might bit of my honey before wait if I fail it you'll become slightly more bare yeah oh but then we won't know where queen bee is but it's worth a shot I should have this honey for like you could cuz I'm that would double your chances of success it's up to you quickly guzzling down honey all right worried that that might affect your sense honey because it's the honey that's closest she wisely drinks her honey very very smart that was the plan you're the brains remember I yeah thank you all right uh we you get to roll two dice and choose the lowest because you're using an ability yes two two okay you can sense honey now I will let you guys choose which direction you want the climax to go do you want her to be on the bus do you want her to be on the stage I wanted to be on the bus but the bus cuz it's half bus half boat it's in the harbor on the water easiest for a getaway perfect just like left for dead or something yeah just like that scene in Left for Dead where they went and they kidnapped the bee giant giant on the giant boat uh that was also a bus and the the be was Beyonce and that was how that game ended that is that I that was a place dead three God what that game could have become grabbing bees uh okay right you are heading towards uh the the the separate area for Beyonce you can see um docked in the harbor is the beonce n's BBS and uh it but in front of it heavily armed guards there's I didn't get their bullets they were private contractors it's private contractors very heavily armed uh there's like Towers um and these are these are real be be be good okay questions yes before we head over there can we just have a little handful of his big old jar of buny level ourselves out if you want to rendevu up together um yeah you you're all turn I'll let you I'll let you regroup into I'm going to get in it like a backa tank Jesus think you'll drown it's I'm sure it's got a t or a spigot on the bottom for tasting but if you want to just jump into the giant the giant jar of honey you'll welcome to do cuz otherwise what was the point in stealing the world's largest jar the whole point was we needed honey and this was the idea I'll say so yeah but if we get if we get this honey if you give a man a giant jar of honey and he'll have honey but for just a day would give him the means to make honey by torturing queen bee until she produces it endlessly and he'll have honey for the rest of his bare days that's the wisest words I've ever heard and this is from Wise boy Wally real Wise Guy uh okay give me uh you can all consume as much honey as you like I'll happily let you reset your stats to whichever direction you want them to I don't need much I'll just go back to level I'm going to go back to free free I'm going to have a little little suckle [ __ ] it I'm going 42 yes 42 bear I'm going 42 bear I'm going 42 Bear say that actually I feel like it's heavily leading towards criminal activity so I want to be more on the bear side I need to I need to try and think of something that we could have done to stop I'm just going to uh oh wait a minute roll quickly just to see if the the honey was poisoned again this no can one of you can one of you roll a dice actually I made that up fre it wasn't if you would have rolled a one bead sometimes when you make stuff up you conjure things into existence the power of manifestation uh exactly and so it was not poison you were all totally fine but could have been it's time to distract the cards I'm going to release the bees cuz what's honeycomb without bees there must have been loads of bees oh my God yeah the B boat the um the a purists were that was over in um convention hall yeah okay uh that was another one um okay right okay you we have to and then I cuz I have to go do this CU a flashback while while you are in the JCB with the honey I'll happily let you just goof around with your scores whatever you want to do because I'm just assuming you're all s like a hot tub yeah looking at these Gates not a way to relax okay right what is happening right so I I guess I have to explain the concept first yeah give me the idea so obviously all these this private company of Gs are all wearing uniforms I infiltrated their their leret SL dry cleaning place where they get the uniforms tended to you fill their uniforms with bees no I I used the a dying queen bees pheromones and coated it all over their uniforms okay so that the bees will go sh yeah yeah protect um protect the queen but I'm not sure how the bees get there maybe that's another luckily my auntie Jama is a beekeeper from this very Town wait are you flashbacking into this flashback y okay great yeah you're there as well in theer rubbing a queen bee dying pheromones I'm assuming that's a thing I think there's something like that you know no one no one actually can prove no you don't know anything about bees do you CH no I don't science hasn't Advanced that far no no and if this is the point where they're like I don't think this story makes any sense then then you're [ __ ] up yeah okay and so how's your aunt I he's in the laundry I'm sitting in the pink hor out say on a phone saying J I need the bees wait is your a a bear still Yes okay right I just want got a disguise cuz she's an AP purist she just wears the outfit theek outfit that's true you see I know you're doing honey con this year and uh I need you to have the bees ready to go on my signal when I fire a flare gun into the sky release the be to be a flare gun I love it call no no well are you guys in this flashback you're on the phone uh love it okay so I don't think you're going to have to roll um I'll happily let your aunt be a beekeeper completely makes sense why don't we just go to her for all this honey was yeah why the [ __ ] are we doing all this I didn't think to mention guys never asked yeah I know that's true we never in the car having this conversation with someone who knows produces honey [ __ ] oh and she's there just like Buttercup do you want me to send you another 500 gallons of honey cuz I run big bee cor I have so much of it I can just send some over to you again I'm a self-made man see selfmade bear oh you are always so proud so proud uh okay well um sure I've released my bees I guess they need that exercise or whatever [ __ ] bees do at the right time they can do go on their bee walk later Beck and uh yeah just I'll look out for a flare do you know roughly what sort of time that'll be 10 p.m. excellent 1 p.m. oh just before be is going to perform excellent I will I can do that love you bye what hang up bye okay right you're looking at these guards they're stood on gang ways um guys with like mini guns stood up there Min guns all kind of uh D with rocket launchers what like there's a a Sam site like you know BB's though BB's uh so okay cool do the bees flare gun remember we don't have a flare gun yes did you did you not did you not pack one in the flashback no I didn't pack it I didn't pack it get one from wit earlier yes Wick self FL back when we were of course they do can we do a luck roll to see if Wick self luck roll oh wait I'll use my Tom point oh my God flare okay you never know when you need a flare gun uh yeah it turns out actually um the Gravitron 5000 um is ready for emergencies things like that and like right above um like you know the the sort of mirror in the cab um is a flare gun it says for in case of emergencies orb relasing or heists Heist fire your flare gun uh yeah you have a flare gun right there release the bees Auntie uh you fire it and nothing happens oh well a flare doesn't Sho out yep but then you [Music] hear I'm going to like hold my breath and go under the honey you're hiding in honey from bees well I don't want them like seeing me on the top of the honey I don't want to appear as a threat I see that's a t from my auntie I'm just worried that they're going to be more attracted to the honey than the feromon but then again the pheromone is very strong they're going to be very angry the pheromone is super duper strong and uh you it's getting dark um these guys aren't super well illuminated but very quickly you can see the guys they begin to like like swat at themselves uh then they begin to thrash around one of the guys falls out of a tower like and he falls like a good 60 ft like he ain't he ain't going to be in honey Heist to they getting stung this badly like it doesn't matter you know if you're allergic to be stings or not you're still going to need an EpiPen oh god oh no what happened to the shipment of epipens uh really bad um all of the guards every single one of them my God just absolutely incapacitated taken out just a nightmare oh [ __ ] perfect well let's get on that ship then let's let's [ __ ] get on that [ __ ] Lads what's my accent gone I've gone over to Australia okay there's still like a pretty like heavily like a big big sturdy gate that you're going to have to somehow get through we're Bears we've got a j we know how to climb we going to get the honey in though oh yeah can I just Ram it uh you 100% can just Ram it uh I'm not going to take a roll for that um you plow through this and in front of you there are just ring guards on the ground um oh my God it's just like the enti run a few of them over he can't see without his glasses it's like the steamroll scen in Austin Powers over them really slowly yeah no and uh yeah you're in all the and just there is this bus uh the B bus mhm Beyonce's bus boat bus boat bus right get the honey on the back and let's scaddle oh yeah you can easily left that in uh yeah there's u space for a giant jar of honey why would well cuz normally she'd be having a a load of cash being loaded onto payment yeah you can see like you know in the distance a big pallet full of human money whatever worthless to you you're be but it's the perfect spot it does kind of like weigh the boat down a little bit and this is like a Big Bus boat and you know that the physics on bus boats can be a little bit yeah a little bit off so it does kind of like push the back down but you can easily easily fit this much honey we'll just sit at the front and just like counterbalance it uh 100% you can uh can do there right where is she where's queen bee I think she's on the toilet oh my God uh yeah you burst inside and um there is no no sign of her whatsoever um you can see that there is uh uh famously uh a Beyonce for self- protection um she would always carry like an SMG with her and that is just on the uh on the counter like in PP fiction like in P fiction oh my God then you hear a toilet flush and quick someone find a poptart Beyonce herself uh steps out from the toilet oh my God wow who are you all I told you I'm not ready yet I'm going to be on when I want to be uh and yeah this is a uh what do we say large Pig sized actual be she's wearing a crown uh and she looks at you all of which are either drenched in blood or honey a real spread between those two things uh she is terrified looking grab the gun grab the gun Tina I've grabbed I've grabbed the gun I haven't talk for a while so when I had L accent right my accents all over the place wait wait wait what I told this all right I've gra I've grabbed the gun yeah fin gone and grabbed the bloody gun she's got all of her her be arms up oh my God don't shoot please you work for us now queen bee what the hell this is my great comeback tour you can come back to the woods with us and make honey nice I don't want to well go get a bullet to the edge if you don't so what is it oh your honey or your life oh oh so good point you get a point holy [ __ ] that a Tom Point yeah y oh [ __ ] that's a you know what and don't even roll she's in oh oh what the heck um and yeah holy holy moies you have kidnapped her you are still at Honey con right oh we've got is is a husband JB John B honey uh John B honey oh that's actually your husband her husband is johnb honey not JB JB JB oh that would make sense yeah well J oh oh it's like Z J I didn't I didn't get it originally no we're not into this married to JayZ the musician but JB okay there we go I get it who knows how to drive a boat with my Tom point I do I think just as a driver um you can happily do it roll your two things uh two which is enough cuz I have two fief points oh my god um points po move a point from bear to criminal um you are Terri ing out of here just on your way um just off off into the distance the honey colored Sunset holy [ __ ] the honey we did it well I think you you blazed through the night and now it's the beautiful a beautiful sunrise the color of honey you guys all look back on the Amazing Adventure you've had uh the uh beautiful The Heist The Heist that you performed you have successfully The Heist of a lifetime God The Heist of a lifetime but wait uh oh what's that noise you hear the the slow drone oh [ __ ] all right you slaves oh [ __ ] uh and descending on a rope from a zeppelin that has been following you throughout the night is rer bear he stands there with a gun what I'll be taking everything from here now oh R boom betraying us I betrayed you because at the very beginning You' been set up by rer the be that was four you bastard that was number four on the sheet boom [ __ ] shoots us all in the head Jesus I'm taking the honey and I'm taking Beyonce I'm going to have the golden special honey that she makes you selling yeah I already know what's going on shut up you SL I'll shoot you first um I mean I'm still have I still got my gun that I was holding up to Queen Bee oh [ __ ] yeah uh oh you can try and shoot R rer Bear all right well [ __ ] let him have it Tina I mean shoot him all right make a shot if you fail he's going to shoot you guys should I go for it Lads yep yeah go on then what do I have to roll do you have Shooters an ability you're the brain so it's just one dice roll under your criminal skill damn my criminals too we might die here oh um wait flashback time I've got a little remote control with a big red button okay and flashback um we're both Bears me and rer doctors we in a gay bar right okay right well right we'll just we'll just not go through this whole flashback up his arm we'll just we'll just uh we'll just yeah okay okay right um all right you slags I'm taking Beyonce and I'm taking the the honey as well and this cool bus beep okay rer Bear's ass explodes Jesus he explodes blood goes everywhere um everyone cheers is the credits role congratulations that is the end of Honey ice very well played Jesus all of you you defeated my villain with an ass bomb and I'm so glad but it was so good that it' been planned the whole time that it just you'd always known that he might betray you and like I was worried when you crashed into the wall that his ass bomb was going to go off right at the beginning thank God it yeah was clenching real hard points and like yeah he was meant to go for a colonoscopy yesterday but he couldn't um cuz he had to sort out the repairs yeah he was sorting out the repair job thank god well very NE that was actually orchestrated right that wasn't even an accident oh my God see me my uncle was his call op wow yep my god well mhm very well played everybody um I hope you all enjoyed playing honey Heist it was fun it it was amazing fun I think the flashback mechanic is actually something worth nicking for something else yeah there's there's a bunch of role playing systems that use it but in a slightly more limited fashion where you can only use it a bit sparingly it's a so much fun to do um and actually feels like you have done a real Heist feels like you have planed stuff it's a really really cool Cool vibe brilliant thank you Tom going use of cthulu um I'm going to do a flashback and Perry would have put an explosive butt plug up a giant penguin's ass okay right yeah just when every flashback is I put an explosive butt plug in them take them to a g me and cul at the Gable and I put a butt plug in him okay right it maybe changes the tone of call a little bit well I mean the way we play it it's fair very fair yeah uh and um that concludes it for us we will see you very soon ciao goodbye bye see you and that concludes our adventures in Honey Heist uh I really hope you guys have enjoyed this adventure U they are always super wild going in and uh you never know quite what's going to happen uh it gets a bit wacky but hopefully you know it's nice change of pace from all the spooky horror we've done recently uh if you are enjoying this um please uh let me know if there's any games you'd like to see uh leave a comment below um give me some recommendations of stuff that you're hot for um and if you'd like to uh you can become a member where you can help us continue to keep making this stuff happen and get access to a whole bunch of bunch of goodies that are behind the scenes until next time everybody [Music] goodbye

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Published: Sat Jan 06 2024