Honest Trailers | Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace 25th Anniversary

in a world where less childhood poverty means more childhood a hero will donate life-changing funds for Children and Families experiencing poverty and that hero is you like right now what are you waiting for dude Rednosed day.org do it [Music] from a studio that closed a long time ago and a director who ran Far Far Away comes a turd that's been redcon into a good movie because a you saw it before your frontal Lo [Music] matured B the new ones are mostly worse somehow Palpatine returned and see your prequel memories are all mixed up with the good stuff they inspired later ah the early 2000s truly a wizard time to be alive Star Wars Episode 1 The Phantom Menace 25th anniversary edition witness the very start of the Skywalker Saga or at least a few short years after Anakin's mom was porked by the force there was no father Dawn the Tactical Mumu of newcomer Qui-Gon Jin a Jedi who always follows his instincts use your instincts and those instincts say I'm surrounded by idiots do not defy the council Master not again I shall do what I must I do not agree with the Jedi on this you must trust my judgment but Master Yoda said I should be mindful of the future but not at the expense of the moment don't do that again this qu will guide young obiwan through his rat tail and snark phase why do I sense we've picked up another pathetic life form in app plot that would have been a strong message about the neoliberal to fascist pipeline if you weren't cheering for anyone to smash these trade talks up with a lightsaber how do you think this trade Vice Roy will deal with the Chancellor's demands the Senate would revoke their trade franchise and they'd be finished we must continue to rely on negotiation a tragedy has occurred which started right here with the taxation of trade routes and has now engulfed our entire planet in the oppression of the Trade Federation that's why Palpatine's plan worked everyone was way too bored to care I have the Senate bogged down in procedures they will have no choice but to accept before he dawned the Dark Helmet Anakin Skywalker was the god of pod he's arrogant I'm the only human who can do it immature yipp and grows up to harass any woman who appears in a Star Wars project you are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor take it away you were BN what the feat would bring [Music] so no wonder the current fan base loves him watch this Annie Sue button mesh his way to Victory take this and this I'll try spinning that's a good trick become the chosen one thanks to the magic chlorine in his blood I need a medine count over 20,000 and pull the Galaxy's most eligible Queen with nothing but a bull cut and a smile he's too old maybe for the Jedi but nine is fine for Padme you may have grown up with Star Wars but Star Wars will never grow up with you case in point jar jar Banks how ahed did his very best to bring this Hannah Barbadian to life hello boos but in itsy-bitsy this goes a longy Wy way M maybe one or two little bitty accies much less bumbling through every scene of the whole God [Music] movie my very bad oh go make one alien who's not a racist cartoon challenge it is demanded by the gods it is as you know our Blockhead is perfectly legal M tricks going to work on me only money or human I didn't actually come here to free slaves I tried to free your mother Annie but water wouldn't have it have you come to free us no I'm afraid not okay Master we get it prepare to over overheat a warehouse full of Gateway desktops and a film full of bfx that only sometimes looks like the Windows XP wallpaper as this allout CG Fest single-handedly changes Hollywood into an industry where no actor would ever get to go outside again featuring one greatl looking pod racing sequin One tech demo that looks like the box your graphics card came in and about five of the most limp casual battles to ever render out a server [Music] Farm come on [Music] move come on you call these battle droids might Tesla kill more people than them so so enjoy George Lucas's return to the writer's desk and director's chair for better or worse Char is a key to all us where the magic leaps from his first draft directly to the screen I don't want you to raise it's awful I die every time water makes you do it but Mom I love it your mother's right as Daddy spoon feeds fans with all their favorite glove shows the only two planets in the galaxy that matter yeah Master T Kuran the entire planet is one big City and the one Epic lightsaber duel that makes it all [Applause] [Music] worthwhile do you like this movie or does ending on The High Ground of the whole franchise trick you into liking it starring I went up and down corusant with a saber hoping some Sith Lord would come out of a pub and have a gourd me you on your own now and are you okay will you tell un that you okay virgins Mary Courage the Cowardly frog it's going to be me stop looking like me Swan somehow Palpatine began what happens to a toad when they're struck by a lightsaber the same thing that happens to everything else Cable Guy grown goo no Action Jackson emis J no one out prequels the Hut Li and well Miranda parkour parkour parkour parkour parkour and water [Music] gasms it's in good [Music] order don't be a menace to the galactic Senate while raising your Force kid in the hood [Music] all right once up with George Lucas and the giant orbs of water why don't you lead the wet stuff to Cameron okay my parts are showing oh my goodness The Phantom Menace is the most disappointing thing since my son what a pro wants what a pro needs ah you think gra is your ally you merely adopted the grain I was born in it molded by it

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Length: 8min 2sec (482 seconds)

Published: Tue May 14 2024