Honest Trailers | Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power (Season 1)

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foreign [Music] it's been 20 years since Peter Jackson took us to Middle Earth and 10 years since we all asked to leave now return to token's Grand moral Universe where good Lives in Balance with nature and evil destroys the land in a blind lust for power and profited brought to you by Amazon I wonder if the orc slaves get free two-day shipping the rings of power foreign witness the second age of Middle Earth a time of relative peace but when Rebel Spy Cassie and Andor oh sorry scoop's got mixed up a lot of people to cover witness the second age of Middle Earth nope no that's next week's prequel witness the second age of Middle Earth a time of relative peace prosperity and dramatic establishing shards when a mysterious stranger appears from the sky a mysterious stranger appears at Sea a mysterious stranger appears on land and three mysterious strangers go looking for the other mysterious strangers one audience will be asked to wonder who are all these people and why should I care look I can barely keep up with the ones who aren't mysterious stop making me do homework to watch TV you didn't say the Hall of law was assembled by elros himself yeah remember Galadriel well she's not Kate Blanche yet this horse girl's got a blade that moves as much as her mouth doesn't you have the look of your father and when her loyal kill Squad tries to put this Elf on the Shelf she'll refuse to step down until she can fulfill her Destiny and lead her forces into an active volcano all while being tricked every step of the way but this Kirkland brand Aragorn looks can be deceiving I have had many names Sauron lives wait that's Sauron come on he can't turn into a giant eye he's too sexy you see the minds of Moria now enter the dwarf Kingdom of Gaza Doom where the women may not have beards but they do have pipes and the accents are thick is that we Mallards with the great vote the coins from that cartoon program was there anything else you wanted to ask about did what is Prince Duran goes from Alloys to allies with his BFF elrond a diplomat with a permanent case of smirk in this mining subplot about making weapons of mass corruption what is it you hope to craft that we all know are going to be the Rings but boy do they take their goods we time to get there it would be smaller than previously imagined like a ring a circular form will be ideal just say ring two crowns it'll need to be something smaller just say it you know you want to say it one object for all Middle Earth see ring it's in the name this show is about so much more than digging secret Minds it's also about digging secret tunnels someone knocked this passage something travel to the Southlands with elf cop arendir and is one true love a Healer lady this perfect dude is the Dude Perfect of trick shot archery all right but he must reckon with prejudice simply because he spies on everything this Village does from a massive guard Tower together these two will repel the attacks of Tommy Wiesel oh hi Mark while trying to play some sensible boundaries on the rebellious teenage kid is this really so tragic no that's the Sea Captain's rebellious teenage kid there's a reason he came to us that's the Brandy foot's rebellious teenage kid okay look if you're gonna cram in 100 side plots could you at least not copy and paste all the side characters follow the friendly Fun Size forestvana known as the harfords who may look like nice little Hobbits but their society is built around making good time on an eternal road trip so they'll leave you to die in a ditch if you so much just twist an ankle we're going to be left behind into their Logans run as Society Falls the mysterious being known only as the stranger oh I know this one so the stranger is when you sit on your own hand until it goes numb and then no no okay fine then he's probably Gandalf dude only loves hanging out with short people and smoking pipe weed and he's all at a pipe weed foreign [Applause] so get ready for a new take on Lord of the Rings that isn't afraid to get political not because of the black elves if anything they should all be black their Homeland is inside the sun because it's a story where a terrorist from across the sea knocks down two symbols of Elven power they respond by invading the middle e kill a bunch of Orcs who had nothing to do with it and refuse to leave until they suck up all the underground resources and turned them into red white and blue weapons wait are we are we the baddies here [Music] starring the Gladys Knight a successful rebranding effort Matt Smith in Orlando Bloom in a blender during it and during it and during it well there are those who call me Tim proto-baggins Samwise gamshee Ewoks my eyes cigargos they do nothing seven to nine years have been stationed here it does not crack indeed Dr Wynn Medicine Woman the drip Merchant he's an angry elf more dork do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and savior Sauron and calling respawns right [Applause] lord of the Southlands if you believe it do you believe it no but Amazon presents the Lord of the Rings the rings of power season one of five galadriel's Origins Sauron begins you know you can pinpoint the exact moment where Warner Brothers defiles token's corpse right here I'm going to clip this audio for my text notification buddy Chang soon begged for mercy Kung Lao granted him none it three witches watch three watches which which watches which watch History doesn't remember blood it remembers names
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Channel: Screen Junkies
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Length: 7min 2sec (422 seconds)
Published: Tue Oct 25 2022
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