Honest Trailers | Obi-Wan Kenobi

[Music] now the george lucas cashed out and disney turned the franchise into fifa with lightsabers open wide as they chuck another hunk of content on the rancor pit of disney plus but this was actually pretty tasty [Music] obi-wan kenobi you had to watch han solo turned into a broke divorced dad you had to watch luke skywalker become a gross recluse now it's obi-wan kenobi's turn to go down bad and this legend from the prequels and original trilogy and clone wars becomes a sad fishmonger who everyone rose like anakin on beach day you seem kind of old and beat up the years have made you weak and the next nine years are gonna suck even more prepare for a show that reminds you how great the prequels were when they're cut down to a three-minute recap montage and cheer as the best part of those films returns hello dex follow along on the celibate religious man's new mission stare at a ten-year-old boy all day but when a special little princess gets moved to another castle obi will have to save a skywalker for the up tenth time even though he's forgotten his super speed forgotten how twins work how old are you and forgotten how to hide like at all hey uh you gonna change your last name buddy maybe dye your hair i don't know stop wearing jedi robes that's not an improvement you look like vincent adult man hello other grown-up thrill at the latest installment of star wars babies leia edition vivine blair shines as a young princess with more sass than carrie fisher if she were actually born into royalty if anyone asks you're my daughter granddaughter maybe what nothing and once this lone wolf and cub link up you're in for yet another round of grumpy warrior gets a cute sassy kid to safety but hey if it ain't broke don't it hello there again ewing meet a galaxy's worth of supporting characters some of whom don't even live on tatooine like a guy who puts the mid and midichlorians so judgmental an imperial officer who's not like those other imperials she feels bad about it i joined up when the empire stood for something i made some mistakes and evil twisted villains like modern star wars fandom if you're sending her bullying messages you're no star wars fan in my mind riva a youngling who never finished her grooming but graduated with honors from the loud quiet london school of villainy tell me where the jedi is what makes you think he won't see it coming send out the probes do it nobody's coming you can't fight obi-wan and of course darth vader who's now literally a mix of man and machine hayden christensen kills it in a dual role as both the guy in the big d suit and his anakin in his seventh senior year at jedi academy he'll give us fresh insight into vader's loss of humanity and show us what really turned annie to the dark side you'll need to prove yourself as your undoing until you overcome it a padawan will still be so to prove himself worthy of being a jedi anakin had to try his hardest to stop trying so hard to prove himself worthy of being a jedi okay this scene makes sense now so enjoy the weird new middle ground of star wars that looks bad for a movie but good for a tv show too short for a series but too long for a film incredible lightsaber duels but rinky dink sets and a story constrained by the trilogies that take place before and after but drops enough breadcrumbs to launch a rogue squadron's worth of future star wars content just getting started i think i had a brother i think i've just found out what they're hiding down here okay none of those jedi are actually dead disney just jurassic park them until it's their turn for a show starring gentle ben problem child that's what i love about these younglings man i get older they stay the same age neon genesis revangelion i don't like sand snakes they're coarse and rough and irritating he doesn't even go here hashtag justice for hat we only sell moisture here where the jedi round back whoops oh my beiru what i got i gotta give it to arriva cool mail none jedi nice cube and the one lesson disney can't afford to learn it's the past move on be done with it ben hur so riva's plan was to work her way up to grand inquisitor then just try to stab darth vader in the back probably gonna see that one coming it's literally the only way sith get promoted do you really want to hurt me do you really want to make me cry in another life i would have loved doing laundry and taxes with you this time it's going to take more than killing me to kill me you

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Id: DblSA-T_C-I

Length: 5min 54sec (354 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 28 2022