Honest Trailers - Ready Player One

today's episode is brought to you by the US Army in a world where every movie is based on pre-existing books comics and video games watch the snake of nerd culture to power its own tale in a movie based on a pre-existing book based on pre-existing movies comics and video games so this is how imagination dies with thunderous applause ready player one enter the oasis of virtual world and lets you be anything you want from a Navi you joined a boy band to the love child of David Bowie and Admiral Ackbar where you can see hear and feel everything that happens but since you control it by running on a treadmill in the skin tight bodysuit the whole experience probably smells like ass you should really air out that van I mean crack a window or something clan up with five Easter egg hunters who lack the self-awareness to not call themselves Gunter's hunters hunters and Conterra Gunter's as in egg hunters there's parsable at artemis star-crossed lovers hiding a tragic secret that underneath their hot on line avatars they're both hot offline real people but she's God of birthmark Oh a faint discoloration on her face and you can barely see the most lighting no humanity Oh joining them his age who hides the fact that she's a girl by talking or yours is tight oh the Japanese martial artist who in reality is a Japanese martial artist and show the gamer no one can believe is an 11 year old boy even though everyone who's ever beat you in halo ends up being an 11 year old boy so wait you can be anything you want and they all went with slight exaggerations of themselves come on are you ten foot tall bag of Funyuns a talking Raptor Alan a cloud made of microscopic Steve Buscemi's do something creative watch out for the evil CEO Nolan Sorento who's got an evil plan to use the Oasis to make money as opposed to the current CEO who uses the Oasis to make money I bought all these power-ups for this challenge and I've lost at all I need one of those okay don't spend all your money now these Gunter's must find three keys to win control the Oasis hidden by an awkward Willy Wonka using their videogame skills pop culture knowledge it's based on the best-selling book by Stephen King who hated the movie and what they probably could have guessed just by looking at him his biggest fear was kissing a crawl because in this world the best people to run a trillion-dollar company are the biggest snobs at a comic-con a fanboy knows a hater see mom I'm not wasting my life you go to night school do you like references oh yeah you better cuz this movies got more references than a Big Bang Theory episode about the Justice League challenging the Avengers to an anime edition of Trivial Pursuit full of obvious nerd touchstones Batman Holy Hand Grenade for a Gundam dica oddly specific late 90s tough okay Oh am I being Punk'd goal denied playing is a job and an extended sequence that asks what if Kubrick was so hard of her cash that he sold the shining to Universal Studios Florida now let's go to 2001 land I want to ride the space baby so write a law with visionary director Steven Spielberg as he brings his trademark wonder to a tale of an America and chaos where we ignore our problems by using recycled pop culture's and escape and only take action when our corporate overlords threaten to put more ads in our pay2win video games while the offline world continues to slide into extreme poverty and environmental collapse who doesn't love a good fantasy my right good one Steve starring miles Taylor I mean Ansel L know I mean all didn't Ellen right I mean Tyler Sheridan yeah nailed it sweet lord no no no don't show together then meddlesome H to the is org o cool T G Millers in this said absolutely no one Arthur slugworth with me and Jo P in a world of pop regurgitation get good noobs and this guy staring directly into the camera while he strangles ty Sheridan that's unsettling we are the are troopers [Music] Holy Hand Grenade wait this movie is 90% reverences and you didn't count 1 to 5 before using the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch a fanboy knows a hater today's episode was brought to you by the US Army find out more by clicking the link below needs more gold Boone's Christopher Robin I don't feel so good I am the Weaver Stacey's mom has it going on my silky smooth voice is smoother than the smoothest have smooth smooth ease

Channel: Screen Junkies

Views: 4,760,841

Keywords: screenjunkies, screen junkies, honest trailers, honest trailer, ready player one, tye sheridan, steven spielberg, honest trailers ready player one, ready player one honest trailer, ready player one ending, ready player one trailer

Id: 8VkZ8YLO5CE

Length: 5min 16sec (316 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 24 2018