Honest Trailers | Avatar: The Way of Water

[Music] from Disney film subrand six of seven comes a movie so expensive it had to be the fourth biggest hit of all time to make any money but when it comes to sequels never bet against James mother [ __ ] Cameron King of the [ __ ] world baby Avatar the way of water [Music] remember Avatar one kinda right something about blue elves having ponytail sex with a flying dog well it's back and this time they do it with a fish horse join up with full-time delator Jake Sully a man who puts the Marine in Aquamarine when you disobey direct orders or dismissed and white natiri just kind of crying in the background this time around they'll move the family to space Florida a Place full of racial tension even though the water tribe is like one crayon over but these soggy locals have their own kinds of nature magic that let them heal the sick commune with animals and somehow managed to keep their dicks and Blues from showing at all times a Makatea it means double-sided tape watch this Blue Man's troop start their lives over in an obligatory underwater level and even though some of the kids are getting feels for teals it turns out that the ocean Nobby kinda salty their arms are thin the Tails oh are weak still the Sully Clan is here to do two things learn about the gentle customs of the sea people and get kidnapped and they're all out of sea customs [Music] drop it stop moving you want your kids back you come out alone I got your daughters same deal as before you know for a guy who keeps saying my family is my Fortress maybe Jake should I don't know hire a sitter I'm tied up again with Earth Resources Tapped Out James Cameron must invent a whole new culture for white actors to appropriate with Kade Winslet just how Cameron likes her wedge and Sigourney Weaver who's either chilling like an unopened jar of pickled eggs or playing your teenage self Curie the only one higher than you when you watch this she's just looking at the sun huh tagging along is spider a tiny Tarzan who's lucky he was abandoned on Pandora because back on Earth he would just be Ross friend [Music] boy living in the shanty dorms together spider and Kiri must face their daddy issues his dad is a homicidal maniac her dad is probably an ancient tree goddess either way neither one is paying child support and don't forget Jake's rebellious son log an outcast Outcast who bonds with a whale equivalent of a fedora kid he's Outcast and the responsible son nateam or wait was long The Good Son which one is which again Dad just please it doesn't help that they all talk like prank YouTubers from 2013. I got this bro bro bro dude bro bro bro come on bro come on bro bro come on hey bro I got you that was insane cause bro that was insane cuz bro I'm good go oh sick somehow quarriage has returned and like any other Disney character who gets older dies he's been replaced by a CG version of himself now he's got a Strike Team of the bluest meanies money can buy and the ability to instantly find whatever he's looking for on an entire planet you're his aren't you that's hundreds of islands lots of villages this is our guy I'll be damned so his kids with the help of this whale goo Enthusiast and the most immoral marine biologist since George Costanza he'll search for two full hours of screen time before finally finding what he was looking for an excuse for James Cameron to pop a sub and really [Music] just incredible restraint to wait that long before popping a sub but after that students can help himself cheese two minutes let's get in there so if you only see one sci-fi sequel about saving space whales see this one but isn't it weird that there's two of them in an experience that is awe-inspiring in a 3D IMAX theater looks like a screensaver on your TV at home and absolute crap here on YouTube that for all its flaws kept movie theaters in business for just a little bit longer and kept audiences from having to live in their actual reality for three precious hours you're right James you were more right than you ever could have known [Music] story Sally is a family guy I see you less and less these days in the navi Sigourney tweener the wrong kid died rastafarianism Tater took the sea was angry that day my friends Chief Reeve Kate Inlet what do we do in the shallows are you pulling my tail the tales oh this little boy talking at the side of their neck let's go two minutes people let's go gunship's inbound Eagle I send you traffic I got eyes on some guys yeah I hear you Iron Sky Blue on actual inbound who's with you you're fire I'm coming out Sonic flashbacks [Music] and foreign Go Fish oh thank goodness this little guy's here to tell the massive planetary crust scooping bulldozer where to go right over there yep that away hey you guys Jane get me off this crazy thing looks like somebody's on the wrong side of the river I'll do you one better why is epic voice over a guy

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Length: 6min 50sec (410 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 11 2023