Honest Trailers | The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes

[Music] from the studio who wishes the 2010s could last forever if only to keep their Chinese theme park going rides and attractions are obviously all based on the Lion's gate films the gods of Egypt roller coaster is one of the first purpose-built roller coasters Comes A desperate attempt to remind audiences about The Hunger Games with an actress equally desate to remind audiences that she sings nothing you can take from me the hunger Gates World SC The Hunger Game I've fo the The Hunger Games ballad we met up at midnight The Hunger Games Ballad of song Words The Hunger Games ballot of song wordss and snakes we get it you can sing this isn't a musical I wrote this song about a boy back in 12 and I hope he hears it wait is it a musical did I miss something here how about a song huh strap in for the confusing pointless unnecessary prequel you never asked for you know one time during the War I ate a whole jar of paste about how corana snow Grew From a failed fascist driven by money you still want that plinth prize don't you to a successful fascist driven by a girl he fumbled as a teen you saved me watch him drip with contempt for everyone he meets and work through more daddy issues than a brazer sound guy with a busted mic you're General cr's Snow's boy I know you want to be like your father you'll end up dead in the trees like your father you want to protect people Mr snow to govern them like your father I think you look just like your father your father my best friend it's sto call in it from me but whatever girls are roote for anyone who looks like a young Donald southernland a pouty blonde kid with a shirt allergy have you seen tigis my father's dress shirt Ah that's Dumber I mean better that's better now that rage Bay Channels have squeezed all the juice from Brie Larson and Ember herd it's Rachel Ziggler's turn to pay their rent she's playing the titular song bird Lucy gray UD done fell off the turnup truck somewhere down Texa laaya way you think I can't hear your stomach growling just bigs when Lucy gets picked in the pan MBA draft she'll have to win the games by chilling in various rooms doing nothing then attack any unguarded microphone within range and finally pull off a high-stake seduction of her Mentor snow is this real of course it's not real clients and managers are natural enemies remember the art of The Snow Job witness the 10th annual Hunger Games American America's second most boring sport behind only baseball I'll freeze the feed for an hour I estimate that's all we have until the people notice it's the government's live teen death battle that for some reason is plagued by symbolic acts of defiance a profoundly dumb idea that seems like it was a drunken joke because it was I only Dred them up as an assignment a joke I was drunk but years before the games were Peak TV that all of pan dream together they were a flop where you slowly watch a grade schooler die of tuberculosis wo now it's up to snow to Goose ratings with fun new twists like don't keep the competitors in a disgusting Zoo feed them some food maybe and let fans in their favorite players treats via drone as soon as they work out the full self-driving mode even in the future nothing works but Coro isn't the only anus in this film meet the other characters like sanus the neolution who wants to make things better by having the same conversation 10 different times the tributes are human beings it's not your fault to I know I'm so blameless I'm choking on it maybe I become a medic make a real difference out here just be careful what were you thinking back there she didn't do anything Coro you trying to help these people don't you think they need help whatever it is you're doing you need to stop it I couldn't make a difference if you want to make real change you need to stay alive how can I make any change from out there now kiss Dr volumnia G bringing some welcome diversity and representation to the annual child murder bowl a rainbow of Destruction will engulf our Arena Peter Dinklage in his favorite kind of role a brilliant but World weary political adviser whose regret over his misspend Youth and poor choices have left him a bitter cynical drunk also he knows things never been done before lucky flickerman because all dystopias are cursed with their own unique James Cordon plus there's returning favorites like tigis who by panm standards is woke don't discount her just because she's District Coro and purely by coincidence broke vaa is probably hiding in a log somewhere if you pause at the right time cadiss returns as we some people call it swamp potato but I think catniss has a much nicer ring don't you and who could forget clemencia Dev coat Festus Creed L Estrada Vickers Felix Raven Mayfair lip Coral Spruce mizen Treach ma Ivory Barbur have you tried this lamb it's scandalous okay what is this Pokémon why are there so many of you now get back in the book nerds so get ready for a swooning ya Romance about inequality maybe we should be viewing those tributes as human beings full of the R-rated Carnage a PG-13 movie loves to [Applause] imply while constantly reminding you that violence is bad and you are a bad person for wanting to see it the monsters all of you they already made four of these and now you're watching the prequel what is wrong with you now run along to the other Lion's gate theme park in Dubai you sick little monkey get fully immersed in the land of The Hunger Games with the panm aerial tour starring beards are op hey Lucy I'm snow the G of this woman I killed a guy with a trident cardly Rock Bottom schwarzman out Hunter flatterer Hugh Janis Huffington's post and a traitorous kear player this is just like what happened with Fleetwood Mac The Hunger Games even Hitler had a girlfriend let's rap kids I know kissing and fighting is what's hit these days but you know what isn't cool rabies did you know that rabies makes you scared of water rabies it makes you afraid of water it doesn't but someday it could if you've been bitten by a robot bat on a box car train get checked today saying please when you say please say is pleasing to say hi Jake you're a good boy say my comment even though there is no thought in it nor gives any value to the audience

Channel: Screen Junkies

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Id: CBbX7Galav4

Length: 7min 44sec (464 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 16 2024