Homeschool Braggert

hey Nick we ever remember when we were in high school you ran for student body vice president and you gave that speech with you with the eggshells and the plants and the know you're under let's not talk about that huh yeah that was really yeah that was a school Nick you ran for student body vice president that's crazy I did too you usually you're a vice president what's so weird about that um Whitney weren't you homeschooled yeah you know elections were really tough that year I almost didn't make it well if you were vice president than who was president we had a parent blast his persuasive rhetoric always squawking up for me rub he was later implicated for embezzling funds from the 4-h club those poor lamb starved wait how do you have a club with only one lonely person shouldn't you have more than lonely only hey just because I was home-schooled doesn't make me any lesser any lonelier of a person okay okay okay we didn't mean to offend you sorry I did it is people like you who give homeschool a bad name homeschool bigots whoa whoa okay crossing lines here sorry sorry sorry I have nothing against people like you know ID that came out the wrong way I you shouldn't cuz I was raised just like you guys in a normal high school environment okay I was captain of the cheerleading squad I was Alto in the school choir I was prom queen and homecoming king I can tell you know we're we're gonna have a homecoming parade but then our schools rivals and allies the float who is your school rival Jimmy Thomson from across the street is so smart oh wait Jimmy Thompson like 10 years younger than you get me Thompson skipped like five grades in the reading tree books look Whitney just because your home school doesn't mean you have to make up your whole experience no no no I'm gonna hear this okay so tell me all about this home school prom what was it like and who did you take that was so good our theme was under the sea so my mom took the fish tank and put it in our living room and I I took my brother oh hello Whitney Oh Jimmy Johnson V Thompson yes what are you doing here oh we're having our graduation ceremony in my backyard I thought you might like to see me receive a diploma at a much younger age than you did did you get my invitation I made it myself using construction paper little macaroni I tried to use small words so you'd understand would you leave me alone Jimmy I'm talking to my friends they went to a public school Oh Whitney Marisa call how did you know my middle name that is not important what are you doing talking to these cretins you know the Three Laws of the homeschool code first mother knows best second don't go outside during daylight hours third and most importantly do not associate with public school heathens I couldn't agree more you're right Jimmy it is really bright outside you like go in see you guys bye Whitney uh see you later what's it like to have friends

Channel: Divine Comedy

Views: 71,324

Rating: 4.8650475 out of 5

Keywords: Homeschool, Braggert, dc, brigham young university, byu, funny, sketch, divine, comedy, humor, mormon, lds, winter, 2009 provo

Id: aHeVDtqLwAs

Length: 4min 19sec (259 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 03 2012