Scout Camp

okay guys let's go here take a breather precious I am being eaten alive by these mosquitoes honestly it's like someone is reading them on my blood and then turning them loose to find me now I'm telling you a little repellent goes along with don't give you a little repellent speech against guys I privately in deep this morning I think one of them fit my eyelid and II think his pain okay guys gather round as a senior patrol leader I feel like I gotta level with you we are completely lost you have said that every hour on the hour for the last four days it was barely dramatic the first time yeah yeah I know but you know we were so long I've been approved any and he cream like across the borders in Manitoba has anybody seen Nick I think it's safe to assume the nativity play this is the worst can we trip ever what could be worse could be mountain lions oh you just had to say that in jus mark my words gentlemen tomorrow morning one of us will no longer be here because he will be passing through the digestive system of a large predatory cat thank you sculpt the Tenderfoot I would just say Satan from you where's that bitch women wait wait wait guys an idea lets her down as a forest and would be enough women yes you know that's a terrible plan and it'll probably kill all of us but like up for anything matches uh matches got wet last night the storm sorry oh wait what storm well I didn't hear the storm but when I got up this morning the grass is completely wet well I was making a tiny log cabin for the ants they didn't use it that's it I can't take it anymore we have no food no water and ever since we ate those mushrooms Jeremy's facial hair has been growing at an alarming rate and we might as well just sit here and wait for my wife and have the mountain lions we're not even on a mountain be a cougar all mountain side and it's by some cruel cruel irony we happen to come across one eye and hit you in the head of a rocket running the other way it sounds like somebody has it sounds like holy Hanukkah there must be a girl's camp nearby excuse us Aziz sorry um let's just say my friends we have been completely don't tell them we're lost completely awesome rely we thought you got eaten by and what ready ants is a long story you guys girl girls camp is like fantastic they have Wi-Fi indoor plumbing big screen TVs it's a dreamland I knew the stories were true here take these wigs now put them on and whatever you do speak in on high falsetto voice Matt you can just use your normal yeah I just ordered a pizza uh go get manicures call me wait oh my beautiful need to be loved back to life

Channel: Divine Comedy

Views: 39,778

Rating: 4.9743042 out of 5

Keywords: dc, brigham young university, byu, funny, sketch, comedy, humor, mormon, lds, provo, matt meese, Natalie Madsen, Nick Stenzel, Whitney Call, Gregory Schulz, Jason Komm, Jeremy Warner, Sarah Michael, Scott Fleming, divine comedy, scout camp

Id: dvBYyCok6EM

Length: 4min 50sec (290 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 03 2012