Prop Switch

good evening we here at Divine Comedy spend many hours before each show writing rewriting and sometimes completely rewriting our sketches sometimes however a sketch doesn't need to be rewritten but merely looked at in another way we will illustrate this principle with the following performance of a short skit that was simply not funny honey I don't want to keep bringing this up but could you please stop making these I don't like them very much oh I hate to break it to you but I got another one in the oven great I don't mean to sound insensitive but have you noticed how much weight you gain when you have these all right let's be honest here they never smell good you know don't get upset if you want I'll just give it to the new neighbors say it's a housewarming gift if we give them that they're gonna think we're crazy or something uh no they'll love it um should I give it to them personally or just leave it on their doorstep just leave it on the doorstep I don't want them to find out we gave it to them they might try to give it back oh now it's dripping all over me these things are such a mess hold this hey you're gonna stain the carpet yeah I don't understand what this aversion is that you have anyway I just have no use for it except maybe as a paperweight but then to get its nastiness everywhere that is that I'm going to my mother's ah fine take this with you your mom will probably love it I don't think she's had one in years I'm getting that with you until you can learn to appreciate it this is why I wanted a dog see not funny now we're going to look at this in another way we'll make a simple change replacing this questionable pastry with a baby honey I don't want to keep bringing this up but could you please stop making these I don't like them very much well I hate to break it to you but I got another one in the oven I don't want to sound insensitive here but have you noticed how much weight you gain when you have those let's be honest here they never smell good okay don't get upset if you don't like it we'll just give it to the new neighbors if we give them that they're gonna think we're crazy or something uh no they'll love it should I give it to them personally or just leave it on their doorstep just leave it on their doorstep I don't want them to know we gave it to them they might try to give it back oh no it's dripping all over me these things are such a mess hold this Hey stain the carpet I don't understand what this aversion is that you have anyway I just have no use for it except maybe as a paperweight but then again its nastiness everywhere okay that's it I'm going to my mother's mine take this with you your mom will probably love it she hasn't had one in years okay I'm living that with you until you can learn to appreciate it this is why I wanted a dog

Channel: Divine Comedy

Views: 36,279

Rating: 4.8684602 out of 5

Keywords: Prop, Switch, dc, brigham young university, byu, funny, sketch, divine, comedy, humor, mormon, lds, winter, 2011

Id: 4q9ICE0gR_M

Length: 3min 41sec (221 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 20 2016