Hoenn's Pokemon Plushies are some of the WORST! - Pokemon Sitting Cuties Review

[Music] that's right it's generation three time folks liked and subscribed so much that i thought heck why not keep spending thousands of dollars on plushies plus secretly don't tell my wife i bought all of these before i knew the series would do well i mean you gotta beat the scalpers you know plus i like putting them in my pocket for regular videos now then sitting cuties also known as pokemon fit in japan are a line of small plushes that include every pokemon and every form too last time we even went over every unknown yeah a plush of each unknown so that was more than 200 dollars and this time we get to see every deoxys but that's later way later in fact for now let's go through each one of these in order and just kind of say something about each one it's trico it's my boy here he comes and what a starter it is love his outward arms really i'm flying while sitting down ask grovile has the floppiest leaf so far this would give chikorita a run for its money the leaves are also really nicely made sceptile has spiky toes also its arms are in its heat pose and the tail it's so painful the spiky and oddly shapedness of it hurts but the backballs are fun orbular shapes she's so perfect the little feet the tiny fiery tuft the neck frills a plus the cute proportions combustion here is both more and less weiner shaped like front on yeah it's a bird with a lot of weird sharp claws but really it's a wee-wee maybe if the arms were more in the front and not out to the side it would break up the balls shape insert thematically appropriate manscaped promo but no it's blaziken time i like that its hands are flat on the ground like if you were to walk up to it and ask what it's thinking about it would say stuff and dangle its legs over a cliff or something overall the design of the plush is good the hair is well made and the face horns are curved properly and the arms and legs are firm yet forgiving the detail overall is quite well done too bad it's blaziken now [Music] the pose is perfect it's just sort of sitting like a good dog and you can flip its head thing back and forth and it's so soft nothing wrong with this one nothing whatsoever i really like it marsh tomp unfortunately has the head fin and tail fin made out of felt and thus are no longer fun to touch but the arms are hollow so that they are really soft and fun to squish it's also got a good amount of pokiness on the cheeks it's kind of all over the place though i would simultaneously give it an a and a d which i guess is just a c plus swampert is not bulky enough it's so light and its sitting posture is terrible because of the fin that goes all the way up to its junk which looks quite silly when you're looking at it face on because it's got its legs spread wide like a toll bridge on free weekends but if you hold its head fins down it looks like a cool guy from the early 2000s pujiana oh sit boy sit good boy oh you did the thing oh you're still doing it go go go love the eyes and all the printed fabrics this method on the plushies makes them look top-notch much better than tactile and fabric most of the time but it can have its negatives see here the printed fabric looks white near the seams in this gray color and the little back flaps are white edged unfortunately and the teeth are hilariously snaggly but that doesn't have anything to do with the printed fabric it's just another negative point so it gets a d a d for dog that's perfect it's a perfect score my gina along with monettrik and absol sold out in seconds on release what is with you people and dogs should i be concerned it's kind of gross hyenas aren't even dogs but anyway i like the curvature of the ears but the nose looks crooked i think and the back of her is weird and feels empty because there's nothing really keeping it in place also is the tail upside down it should be pointing upwards instead of getting mushed into the ground as it sits right zigzagoon this is the best raccoon boy it's so great i love how textured it is i wouldn't call this a sit but it's still a cracking good plushie i also like thinking of the tail as a cone of fun hello it is isla noon i am very soft and fun to wet because i've got a thick booty i'm sorry inside joke but that's that's just how lanoon speaks okay and if you pet this plush the way the arrow points it feels terrible so there's that oh no wormpole is perfect it's so textured with little nubbins and it's got good patterning on its tail nothing is overly stiff it's a really good plush and it's cute and it sits unlike the other caterpillar mon bonus points silk and cascoon are both very well made and also they are fun to rub because of the semi-soft spikes i like that they got the differences between them actually different the spike placement and the eyes along with the texture stitching it shows that they actually sort of care about these things how strange beauty fly another butterfree tear plush one of the best but not quite if the tails weren't so long it'd be better right now they get all bent out of shape but the proboscis sort of makes up for it by being perfectly stiff and yet it gives way for hugs and its antennae are super fun to shake dust docks wow it's a like a ribbed bullet they brady it's also got the sharpest wings i've ever laid my fingers on do not touch also why are the beans in its face is that the bottom hmm look at his probably the cutest little guy the lily pad is actually rigid so it's not floppy and the little feets though i guess i wouldn't really classify this as a sit and its mouth is so long has a really hard disk in its hat lily pad thing and mine's got plenty of misaligned bits so its head looks kind of lumpy other than that though yeah it can sit pointy feet ludacolo looks like ludacholo but squeezed out of its shell the bottom is so tall the dress isn't long enough and it seems so extra saturated like it's over ripe though i do like that the hat is still nice and rigid but not too rigid like lombres it's got really good squeezability and bonus when you squeeze it it doesn't speak like the other ludicolo plush [Applause] shush c dot is so cute but its little dingle on the bottom makes it kinda hard to sit but that's about that's about it it's just cute uh the hat's little top looks like a straw though sort of weird to think about but with the raise and popularity of nut milks and all nuzzly good they kept the nipples other than miltank this is the only pokemon with nipples not milk and i do like its pointy nose shiftery looks kind of like the ice king here and his feet sandal things are bent all wrong and i wish they layered or made the fans not just the static shape and thickness you know made them look like leaves but i do like how half empty its hair is it feels extra soft without being too thick and it sits well salo can sit pretty well too the feet are wonky but they're bird feet bird feet are a little weird looking by default the coloring now though seems too vivid the red is also a bit deeper than normal considering how birds choose mates though i assume this talo gets all the cloaca swillow also has very contrasty of colors it is extremely blue in person i'm not sure if that's coming up well on camera and the tail is off colored from the rest normally i'm pro printing fabrics but this time eh also its wings are too attached oh boy it's cute i love this little dude he's so ball shaped like a friend burb and the little feet i can't just keep screaming feet every single time there's a plush with cute feet well i do wish the wings were bendable and not stitched in place but i guess this is how they would sit i was just sort of hoping to recreate the beautiful wild area pelipper wow it's just mouth isn't it really puts in perspective how big of a mouth it's got and its wings are oddly bent upwards not a huge fan of it but it's not bad it's got a good bean belly rolls well its pants are so poofy they remind me of parachute pants and you can lift the hair to reveal the eyes i see dead people girlia love the pose it's cute and the skirt is really open on the back is this a good idea pokemon company gardevoir really makes me think the face looks like an owl in 3d the chest thing is very flat too not straight out and yes since i know you'll ask you can lift the skirt gosh you people and look the body's a tube okay good next cersket well it can't sit at all it just belly flops it's kind of silly but i love how the legs are bending awkwardly all around it's a good ball shape like other mod but with a murder spike masquerade doesn't really look all that angry or like a face here either the flaps are too angled up and if you bend them down it looks like 90s anime if you have no legs can you sit shroomish is also a bit off-colored isn't it supposed to be more creamy and its feet are a bit too far forward it makes it sit but it still looks funny especially if you were to imagine it standing on its legs as they are now mine's sort of squished too but that does mean you can hold it like a vegan friendly mushroom burger meaning throw it like a ninja star room see this color shroomish was wonky but i love the hat and the frills well i'd love them if they would stay down but they don't it's kind of messy looking but it's really cute i just i just i'm happy because there's balloon merch finally well slack off is a cutie but that is for sure not sitting jeez they really slacked off on this design i like the bits of fur on its back though and its little nose plus its pink belly is something you normally don't get to see oh this plus is good looks like it's vigorously cleaning its butt also it's really strange seeing it in this pose for some reason slacking at least i got the pose right but there's something off maybe it's the slight smirk or the weird fact that it sort of falls backwards when laying there it does not sit and there are hundreds of words i could use to describe it and cute is not one of them i mean look at those hands in that face and gata you know what i enjoy how many gen 3 pokemon don't really sit or can't really it makes for a more interesting game here but with the quadrupeds and the legless ones and such and when kata is one of them the little wings are cute and the legs aren't terrifying murder scythes and he's got the littlest smile on look at that ninjask technically you can make it sit on its butt but it rolls around too much like a little kid fall of energy you just can't make it sit in place for any longer than a minute which is very fitting i enjoy the mixture of stitching embroidering and layering of the fabrics here though and the wings feel like proper bug wings it has depths this is a really good plush sherninja hole hole hole demon gateways to hell aside should injure definitely can't sit but i do like how buggy-eyed the bug eyes are whisper it's cute yes it sits and its little ears are up meaning it's loud time kids i never noticed but it's got one sound bar on its butt right above the little flute hole and loudred has three they skipped the two entirely because loudred is just louder and the rest of the plush is pretty good the front has the cute ears with printed speakers and the teeth are somehow both perfect and terrible they don't align right but that somehow makes it better it gives it more character oh and the feet claws just look like more teeth or do you think the teeth look like feet claws explode this dude toots you never really get a good scale of just how many tube things this guy has plus it's fun to rub your hands across all the pipes oh and look he's got four sound bars on his back the explodest i see the teeth ended up being more aligned on this one so it's better but less fun and the side profile that's just hilarious i'm lightheaded now makuhita just like the mon is okay nothing fancy i like the mitts yeah they are there and it has good weight it sits it's arguably cute uh but it's no harayama oh man feet what are those do not touch and the booty is so big like if you turn it over it's just butt damn girl wait what's that are these eyebrows or is it hair or is it a bandanna do you is it all three i never noticed i guess at the end of the day haruyama is just an extremely manly humanoid man just like this man hey do me a favor real quick look at this man look at this man look at this man and look at this lady what do they all have in common they're better looking than me that too but they also all use today's sponsor the manscaped performance package 4.0 it includes the all-new lawnmower 4.0 body hair trimmer with skin safe technology to greatly reduce nicks and cuts the weed whacker which is the most advanced ear and nose hair trimmer ball spray toner anti-chafing ball deodorant a travel pack and anti-chafing boxers these folks all love them but like who even are they merman tommy professional professional merman [Applause] honestly he's probably more manscaped than anyone thailand leduc i have two subscribers and like anime now that's a man i can get behind tom cal1 you mean the manliest man i mean look at him a manscaped transformation but you know what this collection of models and athletes is missing one very important thing an overweight poketuber [Music] and now that i'm among them i can more confidently tell you my secret i've got a code it's locksden20 you can get 20 off of your order plus free shipping if you use that code at the top link in the description [Music] do it your balls will thank you like my nipple and now from man to baby it's azural cute i wouldn't have faulted them for putting the tail next to it or well no i probably would have but they went the extra mile and did it proper nice nosepass makes me just want to honk its nose it's so red and its hands are built in for hugging what a cutie skinny oh my gosh skiddy is one of my favorite pokemon and for a time as a kid it was my favorite and here it's just kinda i wish the tail wasn't stitched to the rest of it and the face is kind of wrong like they messed up its proportions in a bad way most of these plushes in this line have messed up proportions but those changes are to make them more cute but here they just did the opposite del caddy though is perfect and i love it the neck things the sitting pose too bad that when you stare right at it it stares back beyond you sable eye has really gross feeling eyes but i guess so do most things but this plush's eyes are scratchy and the right one on mine is misprinted slightly it does sit well though good stuff maybe they should call it stable eye ah it's been a while since i've seen this pokemon it got lost behind the shelf because she barely sits and has to lean on the hair chomper like a tripod but poofy legs though good touch i wish the hair was an extra layer instead of the same level as the skin and the tooth problem isn't as bad on this one so props to them wow it would have been cute if the eyes weren't cursed they feel gross or bulgy and you can move them around i would not want to be left home around with this thing that was really bad fun i'm sorry how am i supposed to say that where on it's so small it's actually tiny compared to aeron like what it's a common issue with pokemon merch in general but the sitting cuties so far have been generally okay in this regard well at least it's good enough to pet a lot of good textures on the back and it's not sharp textures just good textures agron is at least taller than aaron and it's got really good gribbling but uh you can lift its dumb nose thing and it's hilarious looking metadates hands are so large though it sits kinda it's ear things are mega stiff though too so no cuddling only meditating now midi cham has a much more difficult time sitting i mean unless you count this lean as a sit and look at those legs with teeny tiny feet and the mouth stitching makes it look like a pig nose and i can't unsee that now point electric is very soft and it sits like a good boy because it's a good dog the spikes are a right amount of firm but forgiving so this is a really good cuddler monectric thick thighs save lives but also allow this dog to sit maybe that's why it's sold out so fast plussel and minen are both cute but interestingly i had to import mine in but not plussel i guess people just like mine and more that's how it goes people tend to prefer negativity overall they are pretty well made though i think their proportions are a bit off and their tails are a wee bit sharp so they're not perfect vole beat i love the little antennas so full of details and it's not sharp felt also the collar is nice and poofy plus its little tail is a cute light bulb the wings are also that weird meshy bug wing texture and the same goes for illumise though the antennae are a little lackluster here and ha it's got boob plate armor ultimately i guess illumi's here is just like the illumina is in the games just a worse full beat rosalia's flowers are well made they're stitched in place so they never look weird the leaf bib can go up for no reason whatsoever but also it doesn't sit very well as it's too back heavy which is strange because like look at its back there's nothing i love gulpin's little kissy face in plush form even more than normal really good shape and filling ratios great brush to hug and kiss unlike swallot who's overstuffed on the bottom giving it the appearance of a bowl bottom it's firmer than gulping by a lot too so it's not as huggable but it is bigger so there's more hug zone allowed i enjoy that the black diamonds are soft and not felt or embroidery carvana it's so red and thin and its face is like super dopey looking mine's lopsided as well so that doesn't help its case however it's also soft which is the opposite of its rough skin ability how do you goof that one up oh and its teeth aren't felt they are mesh so they feel not terrible which is surprising speaking of teeth sharpedo's teeth are perfect they point how real teeth should so it gets a really good score like give it whatever jaw's got in theaters out of a hundred i don't feel like looking it up also it's really soft in general so more points than that this is better than the jaws movie a little small though whale mer she's so spherical and i mean full of beans so many beans and why is it so tall it's so much bigger than the whale lord this is one of the smallest whale lords i have now i need to get me an even bigger one to make up for this baby whale lord or numble as some say wow i hate this one it's really firm like the firmest plush of the set so far oh is that because it's it's numb as in stupid so it's really dense i hope that's what they were thinking and it is not what they were thinking uh but other negative points its mouth is gross and its head is massively tall the only thing that she's got is that the fabric on the back that's printed is nice like almost always come erupt oh it's doing the sitting pose that camels do but not well but she's trying the zeros on the side are also really thick i'm not sure if the embroidery is thicker or not the little volcanoes are sort of lumpy too but that should be okay camel humps aren't perfect torkle oh he's so happy looking and his shell's bottom has a little band it's so nice and detailed overall good though it struggles to sit but i think that's adorable because you can tell that it's really really trying spoink oh this one's so cute this one's dead i mean it's not bouncing the little orb is so perfect in plush it's all mesh-like also it's too bad that it's tail isn't springy they could have actually hidden a wire in it or something that would have also helped it sit because currently it's struggling to do so grumpig's ears are so thick like i know they should be big but thick shouldn't they be hollow like normal ears and the tail is also really grossly flat and just sort of attached to the body and its arms are all out like a bodybuilder who can't lower his arms though for all of the faults i'm giving it this is one of my favorite plushes of the day so far it's just so good look at it oh spin uh it sits check cute check look at that happy face are all the spinda plushes different you think is mine different from yours i assume not because that would increase manufacturing costs but oh gosh would it be cool trap pinch whoa where do you work out at the library this guy's head is huge but i do wish it were bigger i mean the other mons heads are larger with smaller bodies in this plush line because like that's sort of the point of the plush line they're cutified but then like that's trepinch's whole thing and they made it less cheeby here the brava is another cutie i love his little fangs he looks like a dumb vampire his legs are also really fun and thin and the wings are well made i was worried that they would do the stupid heat treatment thing to the wings like so many others but they didn't why didn't they just do this for all of the others it's so much better well if i had to complain the wings are a little too close they could be offset more but that's if i had to complain fly gun oh the little rear like a cat why does it do that is flag on a cat well i guess dragons are all cats after all that's an elder scrolls reference flygon's little wings here are fluffy and squishy and fun all around it's good cacnia is pretty cute i do love all of the details on it the top flower bit is a little squished and it's also that but just that butt you got a dumpy but at least it's a pokemon who can sit and is cute but at what cost he's shaped like a cheese wedge instead of a spherical friend cacturn is it smiling isn't it supposed to be edgy and have like a resting angry face it gets worse too because you can lift its face flap and it's just your average minimum wage worker i do like the spikes though i wish the front ones were actually 3d like the rest suabloo i'm just gonna say it could be fluffier yeah it's cute still and the little ear top feathers are fun but it could be fluffier alteria again fluffier is needed it definitely has gross fluff currently why not make it actually soft instead of making it just look soft but then you touch it and you're just like i don't want to touch that that feels disgusting i have no idea what words to use as an adjective so that's just my experience with it ah zangief don't let him grab you with those massive arms of his i can see they wanted to layer the colors but all they did was make him popeye gosh and then they went and did the printed fabric for its ears and chest and underclaw i do enjoy the cool claws being fully black though but as for being a plushie zangoose is really really firm and overstuffed and survey better oh wow wow wow wow look at those humps those sneaky lady humps check them out i don't understand who made this what was going on through your head i mean this is terrible you could have just made it like a gyarados plush clone or something i know that this is what the viper does in its art pose but like its body is bending into that shape not merging into itself jeez i feel so sorry for whatever life form has to endure this body shape lunatone it's game time which side is the bottom where does it sit at whoa time's up it's the side with the heavy beans which is this side the bottom the struggle is real though then sol rock ah finally a rock with a well-defined butt also it's fun to rub the star points i don't like how sharp bits and pieces of it are though but eh felt blah blah you get it its back is sort of not round but i'm guessing that will help it sit better so we'll give it a pass barboach this is almost life-sized also thank god for the beans in the butt i wouldn't know where to set it on oh wait it can't sit it's a fish still very cute hot dog shaped pokemon though too bad there isn't a hot dog bun pokemon yet whiskey love the whiskers good lengths and stiffness the mouth is sort of weird though because it's only stitched slightly so it's not straight good vibrancy though and a nice heft quarter fish i love the bulging eyes and the little feet you can also make him hit himself and hit himself and hit himself you could also spin it like a noisemaker drum and he's a helicopter of punching i love this pokemon now crawdant is so red and somehow less cool than corkfish its face is all embroidery work so it's very stiff like i could eat off of it stiff i wish his arms were stronger so that i could hold pencils or something on my desk ball toy is a pretty generic plush it can't sit its arms are fun tubes to smack around and it also does not spin like a top so yeah generic plush clay doll also can't spin quick which way is it facing wrong also they didn't put enough beans in its bottom to make it sit the head is just way too top-heavy i don't think any amount of beans could help it lilip also can't sit and that's despite its stiff neck that sounds like me when i sleep wrong and why are these leaf tentacles so hard to make face out though i guess it's sort of funny when holding all of them forward versus backwards now cray dilly because of its heft actually sits really well for being so tall kudos to it maybe it can make up for its younger sibling also compared to the leaf the leannesses the peeves these things they are nice and soft not stiff like lilies i guess that comes with age anaerous oh no the eyes i love him his arms dangle when you hold him up also and the stitching on the belly and everything there was just so much more work put into this man than what was really needed i mean who likes anarith me i like anaris even more now this is just so perfect i'm armaldo is much bluer than i thought and it too is a detailed hunk of love that sits very well the hands the hands 500 million points just because or some say because it's a bc and bce joke ah yes the ugly fish well it can't sit and it's ugly by design so the lips don't help but the fins are cool i guess very soft melodic or milo tick either way i say it people say i'm wrong i can show them how they say it in the anime and the games but it don't matter i'm still wrong it's a good plush though the fade on its eyebrows the printed tail the glued tail fin spreading is so much better than shifters leaves i love this and it's so much better than the other tube mon also it's shaped so well however just like all of the other snake boys it's stitched so we still get no straight milotic but what else is new it's cast form come on down to cast four we got hot ball that sort of sit we got wet ball that is actually really good at sitting and we even have wendy ball that looks really really blue under this lighting and can't sit up but can sit when upside down now it looks like a jellyfish and we've got ourselves a special for the price of four plushes you can get one pokemon that's right four for one and the normal one struggles to sit because again he's way too tall for his head and too big and heavy for it dang booty looks and feels like a shaken baby four for one order now caglion oh no he's sad frowny face tail is fun to rub because spirals though and it sits super good wait should i have done a blank box turning and talked about keklian had the editor do that now okay oh yes kecleogon the best plush so perfect yep look at it sit there yeah i'm so funny shop it i paid 12 for what is essentially a crusty sock under my teenaged bed with a face oh yeah it wards off spirits and everyone else too bayonet is a little hard to get to sit upright but with some finagling you can do it the hair head tail thing is the culprit and the zipper effect on the face isn't super great i feel like i could use more detail in the zipper doskol a mighty fine ball of cute love that the mask is just on top of the single eye there's even a pupil under the middle bit see very good it cannot sit at all however the tail is in the way i've honestly never met a ghost who could sit they all just pretend like dust glops i guess it pretends to sit good i love the mouth flaps and the weird scarf thing and the fingers oh my and the stitching to make the layers it's really good job here but are his feet backwards how do you make a mistake like that oh just checked they're backwards in the game too it's so weird now there are a tropius amount of things that are weird here like the leaves are oddly thick like like like they aren't flat what a useful continuation of the sentence well its helmet is also really long like i can only see one eye without peeling it back and her bananas are small i wanted bigger bananas oh so much cuter in person also very very blue much bluer than it should be but i love the tassel tail thing honestly i could see myself hanging this up with a fishing string that is if i liked gemeko at all into the bin it goes my absol's ear horn thing is covering its eye so it's somehow even more emo and the tail isn't shaped right it's just a tube it's missing the little sharp edge on the bottom but the front chest is really fluffy and poofed out so there's that and that absolutely does not make up for all of the fan art i've seen why not ha the head dingle is doingly the ear flaps are fun to smack also and the single eyeball i just want to squeeze it out like it's a fish head oh snow runs a little teepee and you can fit your fingers all the way into the hat and it's actually a ball inside so snow run is ball shaped like glaily oh and it's so extra soft and puffy it's weird to explain it's also the only sitting cutie thus far that feels exactly like this it's like spongy almost like a smooth sponge-filled shamwow glaily it's a ball but it is sharp as heck the holes are pain do not pet a logan at best this would be good to throw at your siblings for being annoying seal what a perfect plush i honestly don't really gotta talk about it just just let it spin yeah look at it and turn around [Music] ten out of 10 would hook into a pile of pillows because i love him aha a step in the wrong direction as always it's celio sadly the mustache is sort of stitched poorly actually without the mustache it might look better also that tail is hilariously small wall rain wow it's so like gray light blue i found where all of the over saturated mon got their color from and i think the tusks could have been a smidgen bigger and they're so banana colored did they mix these up with tropius's bananas clam pearl is sleeping its clam body is extremely thick it can't close all the way like a clam should but other than that it's a pretty good plush for shelf living because it's not comfy to hold or touch at all it's got a lot of firmness inside of the shell probably cardstock-esque stuff in there one tail again with the teeth sticking straight out you'd think they'd have gotten better by now and really another non-sitter but i'm sure you could fit this anywhere it's like a wiggly arrow goribus as you can see it cannot sit well but it's rather pointy so i'll give it a point really can't the coolest fish of the gen it's camo patterned how neat is that plus its face here looks like a battering ram and it's so stuffed it's firm as heck like a rock or a battering ram nice hey can you sneak me some extra points sorry i'm not keeping track this is all made up and the points don't matter so i really can't do that for you okay i guess i could all's fair in love disc and war and this plush doesn't sit and it's a fish but honestly uh if you were the kind of person who wants a plush of a love disc you can't get much better than this yahaha the final stretch it's bagging bag on you know i always hated this pokemon something about its hair but in plush form it's not that bad it's like a blue charmander with no tail and stupid hair shell gone it's spherical that's all it's got going for it though its overall shape feels a bit off like many of the other round and overstuffed cuties but they did give it cute little feet pads so it's got that going forward i guess my seliments's wings are kind of wonky but they are fluffy and soft plus its face is dumb looking which could be a point for it depending on how you look at it and the armor plating on its belly is super thick and only stitched on the front and back so you can stuff things in their vore style oh jeez beldum is huge compared to its evolutions but i like how firm the horn is but how can you look me in the eyes and say that this is a sit the beans are in its chest metang i like that one hand has its fingers pointed and the other looks to be grasping i do enjoy the stitching on this whole line and how it makes them look more detailed than just a hockey puck with arms metagross can almost stand but the back left leg on mine is twisted so it takes a while the x is okay but they could have glued it instead of using these tiny stitches in the middle and edges it looks weird and it's like overly round but that's a plush problem not yet reggie rock no felt hexagons glued all over it well how do you convey that it's made of rocks then oh i see they finally figured out stitching that's crazy i like the slinky arm look but the rock shoulders are a little flat good heights though and the legs look like corgi drumsticks reggie ice is not sharp it's pretty soft and round but it's plush so whatever the legs are oddly shaped sort of like ice cream cones and now i can't unsee that and the back spikes just look like hot dog tumors ultimately it's not a terrible plush but it's not a great one either so let's add it to the mediocre plush registry reggie steel is properly very firm but that of course means that it can't sit right and its entire bottom body is just beans so it sounds funny when squeezing good baseball hooking size latias and latios i like that there are different fillings in each one is firm fluff and the other is less dense fluff and beans laudios's tails are also way more fun to pet also way more tube shaped kyogre the ultimate the fins are sharp so it's not great to hug but it's passable the fins are however very poofy and hollow seeming i want to hide a squeaker in it and bonus points it can do this [Music] wow groudon stephen what went wrong don't answer that it's rhetorical clearly the answer is all of it all of the spikes are aimed incorrectly and the teeth are just stitched on its tail is also sort of small and should have been way flatter and longer but the face i just can't take it seriously i mean it looks like it would think that going head to head against something super effective against it while it's standing completely surrounded by the opponent's element is a smart thing to do you know so i guess they got the caricature over but at what cost now rayquaza where do we begin the fins are all sort of sharp the teeth are trash like normal and its face good lord it's so dopey and it's big old mitt hands are all flopping around and it's stitched together like all of the snake likes re but hey at least it's not me jirachi what a cute friend i had to import this one too it's just so perfect in every way so clearly loads of people would want it the fluffiness is great it's fun to hug it sits it can go anywhere and the only thing that i can think of that's a point against it is that the tassels are a bit thick for my liking but like at this point i've almost got avg and itis turning a minor imperfection into the second coming of genghis khan and lastly deoxys every form looks like they do best sitting on a shelf and or are trying to desperately not let the hemorrhoids rupture again i mean look they already had to be sewn back together back there other than that though the tentacles are fun to touch but overall these are pretty meh except for the defense form it's thick and fun to hug the others are just boring human plushies and there you go gen 3 sitting cuties we're all caught up now but gen 4 should be soon enough thanks for watching and giving me another tax write-off you can help support these extra costly videos by becoming a patron or by checking out our sponsor manscaped and we'll see you 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Channel: Lockstin & Gnoggin

Views: 405,645

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Id: hUuiIPKXU6M

Length: 38min 15sec (2295 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 23 2021