Which Pokemon Is The Worst Pet? - Kanto [Bumbles McFumbles]

Pokemon [Music] you know Pokemon I know Pokemon you know Pokemon your Congressman probably knows Pokemon throw a stone into a crowd and you'll probably hit someone who can name this guy uh Rocco it's kind of hard to even write an intro for Pokemon cause what am I supposed to assume you don't know what Pokemon is it's a lot easier to introduce a GameCube game nobody cares about than Pokemon because who doesn't get this guy's deal immediately everyone who grew up with Pokemon is kept up with it whether you still play the games or not Pokemon has breached the cultural mainstream to the point that every Pokemon regardless of how far Sparkle they are has a fan look at it like this Pokemon is a franchise where almost every single character is the mascot of the franchise it just depends on who's looking at it and a common question for Pokemon fans when they were younger was which Pokemon would you want in real life everybody had answers for what Pokemon they'd want in real life from the basic picks like Bulbasaur Charmander and Squirtle to the more Fantastical picks like electrode and Nidoking to the kid who made up new rules in the middle of a game of Tanks so he wouldn't lose and he'd pick Mewtwo to the people who'd pick Gardevoir who should be cast off from modern society to live underground it's the simple playground question though that raises the question which Pokemon would be the best pet in real life now unlike with boxing and war crimes there isn't really a defined set of rules on what makes a good pet oh your dog got a bad grade you raised a real d-tier dog look at its paws it sucks so what am I supposed to do grade them on the same scale that they do at the Westminster dog show okay yeah few problems one those dogs are bred to run across a stick LA and I mean this next part a second that system would work for exactly Growlithe because we'd get stumped to trying to figure out how Alakazam Works into that system so unlike before I kinda had to do a lot more personal work I'm coming at this from as impartial a Viewpoint as possible as to not let my bias towards haircross overtake reason as such there may be some Pokemon that you like getting bad grades and some Jinx that you don't like getting good grades at the end of the day though it's the quality of the trainer and not the Pokemon that draws out its real potential and any one of these creatures could be your friend for life except for primeape he definitely hates you so I needed five categories that covered enough groundness to not leave any blind spots in judging them the five I came up with I think apply pretty well to grading a pattern more specifically a Pokemon first is housing when picking a pet you have to factor in a lot of things one of which being where are you gonna put it some dog breeds excel in smaller environments some need wide open ranges in order to run around and burn off energy and if you don't take into account one environment your pet needs before you pull the trigger you're gonna have a nightmare on your hands my tireless and clinical research has deduced that keeping a fish in a tank with water is going to vastly improve its longevity so Pokemon that score a 5 in this regard will usually be extremely easy to house without any special conditions Evie small dog fun face doesn't take up a lot of space Onyx Rock snig 28 feet long can't be held anywhere except large cave systems and those don't exactly come standard in a lot of Apartments hypoallergenic though you gotta give it that and if you think you can just keep it in the Pokeball all the time alright Buster Brown what's the point of a cat if you never get to see you're adopting a pet not losing a child in divorce court after that is the aspect that makes Pokemon so special compared to just getting a stir like a normal human being there are certain type are by their nature safer to be around than others grass types normal types fairy types generally friendly and harmless poison types Ghost types and fire types however are a recipe for disaster I had to take each type and assign them a point value based on how safe they are to be around you're seeing on screen right now what each type managed to get you may also be asking about dual-typed Pokemon there are tons that mix and match types ranging from grass berries being absolutely lovely to poison ghosts being turbo Satan well for those instances I simply added their points together and got an average so for instance ice water types get a 7 out of 10 and on a five point scale that's a 3.5 after that is behavior this is where a lot of Pokedex reading was necessary to see how exactly each Pokemon will act when I say a lot of Pokedex reading I mainly mean gen 7 as most of the other Generations will say this friendly Pokemon enjoys berries and head Pats look out for its shocking Sparks whereas Stone Cold alola says making his heart stopped and he died now there is evidence of basically every Pokemon going against these Dex entries and being perfectly behaved the amount of people who have managed to domesticate Gengar is proof of that as such it's safe to say that any Pokemon no matter how Surly can be taught to stop eating babies for fun this category is more about trying to figure out how easy a process that's going to be Pokemon that rank highly in this category are going to be super easy to train and require little to no extra care Pokemon that rank lowly are the type of pet that you need to smash in the head with a steel chair to get them to pee on the newspaper after that is safety you don't bring home a dog that you know is going to be violent and you don't bring home a mod give its whole body is made of death this is sort of a mix between type and behavior but differs as a Pokemon that's well behaved in their deck Sentry can still be dangerous by virtue of oh I don't know having exposed flames on their body Pokemon who rank highly here present little to no danger to even the dumbest member of your family and Pokemon that rank lowly are going to kill somebody it's not a matter of if just when it might not have even meant it but it still happened finally is ease of care how much is it going to cost to keep this thing happy and healthy how easy is it to access the food for this thing and how many Hoops do I have to jump through for it Pokemon that do well in this category will take little to no effort to take care of or in some cases even be self-sufficient and the Pokemon that rank lowly are going to require you to feed it newborn baby souls and trust me they like their food fresh ultimately they're gonna be graded on a scale of 0 to 25. on screen now are some of the different ranges of grades it can get great pets will fit in with anybody good pets may require some research okay pets are gonna need Specialized Care bad pets are only for the experienced and terrible pets will kill you a hundred times out of a hundred also if your reading comprehension isn't up to Snuff and there are too many words in the title this is going to be exclusively Canto to start out with because if you haven't noticed they won't stop making these things also we're mainly going to be grading the final forms of these Pokemon since you're gonna be having a dog a lot longer than you have a puppy they're gonna be some exceptions however for Pokemon with evolved forms that nobody will ever take over their pre-evolutions besides it's not like there are going to be a lot of cases where baby Pokemon are majorly different from their adult forms oh I just can't get old gay Garretts it's too much oh yeah ghastly no kid growing up ever said ah man I can't wait till I'm older so I could own a Raichu how many of you want to own a Wigglytuff honestly honestly who wants to own a Wigglytuff don't you want to see your dog get a top eight and if you get upset at one of your favorite Pokemon being too low on the list for your liking I'm not talking about your muck I'm talking about somebody else's your muck I'm sure is lovely but this one eats babies now all that's left to do is the easy part just gotta plug the Kanto Pokemon into my system and see who the top dog is should be simple right how many distinctive evolutionary lines are there in gen 1 anything so that's a bit of a higher ask than 13 and 9 that I'm used to so uh I'll cut you a deal we'll give most of the Pokemon a decent run through and tell you whether you'd want them to know where you sleep or not grouped together by their overall grade then at the end we'll cover the top 5 best and top five worst pets please with a grand total of three we have just two Pokemon lucky enough to escape the bottom five electrodes discussion begins and ends at the fact that it's one bad shake away from exploding that and it's taken to running away to power planes to drain them of all their electricity which causes them to float and they've gotta stop floating eventually with which means they're going to fall onto your house and explode you can either adopt an electrode or stick a fork in an electrical plug they're equally beneficial for your health obviously having vile in the name can be a turn off but come on arose by any other name would smell just as sweet except this Rose is a reflexia a kind of flower that smells like if death didn't shower vilebloom's only good stat is its typing with the normally Amazing Grass being cut in half by Poison's big fat zero speaking of poison this Pokemon is lousy with it I speak no lie when I say that vileplume disperses heavy clouds of poison with every step it takes you won't have a hard time caring for it since you just need water and Sun but good luck getting to the watering can before you drop dead metal whopping Four Points isn't appropriate for Pokemon each of whom fail in some spectacular new way from each other not only is he a bad Eeveelution but Flareon is also a terrible pet all of its Dex entries just talk about its flame sack and how at any given time it's between 6 600 and 3 000 degrees fire types are always at a disadvantage thanks to the fact that the decks won't shut up about how hot they can get and you can imagine housing and grooming a pet hotter than magma will be a real pain after him is Mewtwo there's already the trouble of having a pet that is smarter than you and then there's its personality Mewtwo just flat out hates humans and wants to do everything it can to either avoid them or destroy them it's an incredibly strong Pokemon meaning that the only thing keeping it from lobotomizing you is the thin layer of respect it may have that grows thinner every time you ask if it wants to go to the park it holds phenomenal psychic powers it will go on a walk when it wants to the psychic typing is nice and all but the first time you try to give it a treat it will trap you in a nightmare Dimension and that's not really what I'm looking for in a cat you know what animal would suck if it was 100 times bigger and proportionately more of a jerk be yeah now imagine if instead of fat little limbs that had weapons that can and will impale you when it gets the chance is a terrible pet one of Pedro's defining characteristics is how territorial it is Pokedex entries talk all about how you should never approach its nest for fear of being skewered on one of its drill hands not to mention that bees don't exactly live in normal homes they live in hives so you're sectioning off at least half of your house to be a Beedrill High also I don't know if you knew this but bees aren't exactly solitary creatures they kind of like to Bunch up so you're not adopting a b drill you're adopting a Beedrill swarm terrible terrible pet pretty good Mega the final four pointer is Gyarados and while he starts Life as a docile and downright Pleasant Magikarp puberty hits him like a speeding car and a safety advert and turns it into Gyarados while the water and flying typing conjures imagery of serene flying fish the result is anything but Gyarados is flat out violent and predisposed to Violent fits of Rage this is a Pokemon so massive and dangerous that a single one left alone in a lake is big enough news for the best trainer in the world to come out and try and stop up it now you gotta try and fit it in your bathtub this thing needs so much space to properly veg out and on top of that you need somewhere that it can let off steam not even starting with a Magikarp and then going to Gyarados is gonna help because thanks to Ruby and Sapphire we know that magikarps and gyaradoses have completely different brain makeups and that when Gyarados Rampages it can go on for months clues in the lydian classification people it's called the atrocious Pokemon next up are the Pokemon that managed to score five whole points that's right guys we're only four fifths of the way to getting to a halfway decent dog first up is Arbok now I know there are serial killers in the real world that keep snakes as pets but not 11 foot long ones this thing is massive and that means almost no comfortable way to keep it anywhere so I'll just let it roam around my house yeah great idea let the 11 foot long poisonous snake have carte blanche on access to your house if that wasn't bad enough Arbok is far from a well-behaved Pokemon it's so vengeful that once it starts tracking prey nothing can stop it oh good a vindictive pet sorry I forgot to feed you before I went to work or but it just sort of slipped out [Applause] that's not an exaggeration either as Arbok is strong enough to crush oil drums and if it starts to coil around you will never stop until you're dead you're probably not built like an oil drum so there's a good chance that that won't take long arbuck manages to fail the pet test without even mentioning the fact that it's poison type Onyx is next and while it's a snake like Arbok poison isn't really something you have to worry about now dying from a rock slide in your living room absolutely Moltres falls into the category of Pokemon we're just standing too close to it as hazardous to your health its body is covered in open Flames that while make it a real challenge to pet really excel at burning houses down this thing usually roosts deep in Victory Road because there was nowhere else to put it on the control map which means it's at least used to sitting in one place for long periods of time if you have a big basement without anything flammable like insulation or wood you might just get away with it but the big rubber chicken shouldn't be high on your list of potential pets go back comes next and say what you will about the Pokemon that came before they don't drink blood for those of you hoping that Golbat may have just been like a flying fox where all it eats is fruit nope those big Jaws are meant for clamping round necks Golbat drinks up to 10 ounces of blood at a time before becoming so fat it can't even fly 10 ounces of blood is just short of a red Solo Cup's worth of blood and if you aren't ready to bleed into a goblet for Golbat then maybe you aren't mature enough for a pet in the first place finally is Aerodactyl and this comes down to the simple fact that God put these things out of commission for a reason and it wasn't so some kid who found a funny looking Rock could spit shine it and unleash it on the modern day Aaron tactile is from a time where Pokemon weren't fat little dough balls that just wanted hugs and ketchup they just killed each other because they were wild animals it took a long time for Pokemon to become the companions that we know today and if the Pokemon of isui were ready to put children in the ground I really doubt that Aerodactyl would have the courtesy to leave remains we have detailed accounts of how it hunted and even know that when it was revived it killed about a half a dozen scientists in the process it's like adopting a dog that shoots half the adoption center on the way out it also makes a high-pitched shout and that could get the homeowners association on my case that just sounds kind of annoying on to six and we finally managed to escape what I would call a horrible pet we are finally in the realm of Bad Pets leading the way is Tentacruel so vile was a pretty bad word with vile plume but cruel is another thing entirely I named my dog hatred you can pet him he's already served time tentacruel's biggest knock is honestly not the cruel part of his name even the alolantex doesn't paint him as an especially mean Pokemon it's the tenta 80 tentacles I mean that 80 tentacles that are able to trap the opponent and poison them with sharp stinging pains so it's a water type that you can't swim with since everything below the surface is guaranteed to kill you if you can stay out of the water maybe but it's got a killer appetite as well since tentacruels tend to demolish the local fish population and representing one of kanto's 80 000 poison types is wheezing now seeing wheezing anywhere other than dead last is probably a shock it shouldn't he be down there with muck and folk like him you know Chernobyl with a personality well thankfully wheezing keeps all the horrible disease to himself since despite just being three tumors trying their best wheezing doesn't but when it's off the clock no need then what are these you ask simple stink lines wheezing feasts on bad odors in your house like garbage and toxic waste we all experiment from time to time what does it do with all that stinky scent make it worse sure you have a living garbage disposal but tons of tax entries try to impart just how bad this thing smells whoa what's that oh that's primate why isn't he moving oh cause he got so angry when I forgot to feed him he died the final Pokemon to get a six is Zapdos this Pokemon usually likes to roost and abandon electrical plants but mostly makes its home in storm clouds at best you have a pet that's going to visit you when a storm rolls in already bad but the mere Act of ruffling its feathers gives off an intense electric charge and the Tex is incredibly specific to say that the thunderstorms it creates are Savage that doesn't mean anything what does a Savage Thunderbolt look like seven is made up of two Pokemon and they're two from one of the worst types for pet ownership it's a creature double feature on fire types with the exact same grade nine tails and Rapidash are the definition of interchangeable with Rapidash you have a gigantic horse whose body is covered in exposed Flames with nine tails you have a majestic Fox with a talent for cursing entire Bloodlines Rapidash enjoys wide open areas where it can run at top speed Ninetales is described as incredibly vindictive if you gain a rap podashes trust it will let you touch the Flames without burning yourself nine tails will turn you into a Pokemon if you pull on one of its tails I went into writing this thinking the nine tails was good but honestly I think it should be down with the fives and fours it's way worse than I remember it is the first real beefy category and it's where our first starter Falls no prizes for guessing it's Charizard it's the default answer to what Pokemon you'd want as a pet Charizard has it all two Mega Evolutions which we're not counting since they're tantamount to animal cruelty a gigantimax half its Health missing due to entry hazards The Hulk and caboodle however when it comes to actually having it as a pet oh boy it's a bad one first things first you can't keep any flammable objects near the ground since that swinging tail will light everything it touches up like a Christmas tree you just tied a lighter to your Poodle's tail and hoped for the best but that's all without the hard truth of Charizards most of them are Charizard is a Pokemon predisposed of violence and no amount of domestication is going to make it not rip your arms off when you don't give it food it may hurt to hear but Charizard is just such a bad pet for one gen one classic to another Nino King is pretty interesting as far as Pokemon go what with Nidoran male and female being distinctive Pokemon and not just gender swaps like meow stick it's somehow morphing into a special attacking wall breaker in uu thanks to Shear Force working with life orb in a way that makes no sense and it being almost impossible to pin down what it's based on I want to say Rhino but we kinda know exactly which Pokemon that already is Nino King is the first example of a Pokemon who has a pretty basic way to counteract its major flaws poison typing doesn't play in as much as you think since it's all centralized in its horn but a lot of the Pokedex entries choose to focus on its massive strength speaking of it in that classic Pokedex way of incredibly specific comparisons did you know that Nidoking can destroy a telephone pole like it was a Matchstick the Dex really wants you to know this it mentions it like five times it also frequently mentions how Neato King's Rampages are unstoppable and you may be thinking oh man gotta put down Nidoking he's gone nuts well put down that shotgun Junior as you can fix all these problems with one simple solution get a Neato Queen Pokemon swords's deck entry informs us that while yes Nidoking Rampage is like an 18-wheeler with the personality of a power tool it will stay calm around a Nino Queen Nino Queen is Neato King's better half and while it's got a lot of issues of its own you may notice its score is much higher than Neato Kings this is mainly down to it just being Nidoking but it's not going to try and fist fight you so if you're gonna adopt a Nito King sure you get a Neato Queen to go along with it but they're also not small Pokemon so it's gonna be like you bought roommates instead of pets speaking of upsettingly sized Pokemon my champ is just okay you just adopted a bodybuilder the patent owner Dynamic gets really messed up when your dog can pick you up so what are the pros of getting a ma champ well any home Invader is going to piss themselves when they see a 280-pound mountain of muscle barreling towards them at Mach 5. it's also proved that these Pokemon can be extremely helpful since they're used by moving companies to unload cargo you can get Machamp to move your couch without ever getting off of it so what's the downside your dog wants to practice wrestling holds on you you have to be freakishly athletic to keep up with my Champs inside regiment and hey maybe that's exactly what you need you want to get into shape and a mod champ seems perfect except that's like wanting to get into a yoga class and then going to an MMA training camp my champ is the deep end of sports exercise and so make sure you can already push the plate in your Fortress a swallow to before you take on this Beefcake Victory Bell seems like a decent pet up until the first time he tries to put you in his mouth and you see the bones and acid inside sure it's going to take care of pest control but it doesn't really know the difference between pests and my neighbor Clark and he plows my driveway when it snows and I really appreciate that the Marowak is a dog with baggage you are adopting a dog out of a bad situation which is really Noble but it's like if an entire dog breed was born into bad situations depending on your emotional sensitivity you might might be able to take on all that marowak's carrying but that's a lot it carries around its mother's skeleton for offense and defense it has an emotional support torps I've met people who collect animal bones and trust me they seem like the exact type of psychopath who could handle Marowak just fine after him is Kabutops another fossil Pokemon like Aerodactyl which we need to account for doubly so he said had to open its mouth to start doing damage Kabutops is always at the ready to gut you with the two health hazards it calls hands you're gonna need some specialized housing to accommodate it but as far as Prehistoric Pets go Kabutops somehow ends up on the more docile side it's ruthless while hunting meaning it's probably going to mutilate a wild fox or two but when it's not in combat it doesn't seem to have much issue find a place for it to hunt and swim and you have a pet approaching decency the nines are next and they start off with Scyther giant Cleavers for hands eyes of a murder machine and it can fly how did this thing Edge out Kabutops simple really there is evidence of Scyther being a halfway decent pet thanks to the Pokedex Ultra Moon takes a break from talking about how Gollum likes to suffocate the elderly to talk about how Scyther is an incredibly popular Pokemon in alola so if you play your cards right and import an alolan Scyther you might just be able to get one that isn't going to make you look like a Fist of the North Star goon now seeing as alola as the Pokemon equivalent of a lawless Wasteland considering how their Pokedex is written take that with a grain of salt we're still not at the Pokemon that make even all right pets Jolteon comes next and when it comes to Evie Liz there's the good one then there's Jolteon middle and drum hits Jolteon like a truck it is remarkably unremarkable it's practically the middle of the pack in all regards mid-tier Evolution mid-tier fur Electric types in terms of safety Jolteon represents the shift between Pokemon as pets being yeah okay if you're insane two yeah that's fine I guess sand slash is starting off the tens and man you'd think a monster made up of only edges would have something like even alola has only okay things to say about it it sheds its spines a lot but at the same time you can sell those to Farmers to make tilling equipment that and it can be kinda lazy and sleep in trees that's adorable and not blood curdling so we're moving slowly but surely to good pets just cause we're on to decent pets however doesn't mean the danger is over since Golem is next aside from having a scary lizard face after having a lovable and kind rock face in the last two Evolutions the scariest part of Golem is the same thing that makes Graveler so scary in nuzlocks it can detonate itself like a bomb it you uses this to propel itself of mountains but if your staircase is too steep for its Stumpy little legs there's a good chance it's going to take out a portion of your building to try to get up them all that being said it still may be a worthwhile choice of companionship for the more rural trainers Golems are known to shed their Rock skin once a year and the discarded Rock actually makes the ground a lot more nutrient-rich so as long as you live in a single floor house with no nearby mountains you can stop Golem from exploding and then you have a pretty friendly Rock friend dodrio is like when you have to adopt multiple hamsters to keep them from getting lonely except it's actually a horrible Cerberus hamster and they all hate each other typing is doing a lot to carry these three Knuckleheads first things first we have conclusive proof that the ride online can make for good pets as your mom and Kalos is a former Rhyhorn racer and keeps one as a pet now how much of its docile nature is down to the fact that she's worked with them for a long time well that's kind of upper interpretation and the interpretation that is correct is Lots if you really want to ride on you're gonna have to take a class or two to really understand the ins and outs of its personality nothing in the dex's outright State it's a murder machine just that it's strong and is immune to Lava the combo of ground and rock typing is going to make bath time into bedtime real fast but other than that you can do a lot worse than ride on Poliwrath is your polywog pal with a penchant for poundings as its powerful punches produce pulp out of proud pugilists while plenty of Pokemon parade around with predatory predispositions Poliwrath pulls back on its purest and Powers whenever packed near Pleasant people those profoundly protracted practice requires precise proficiencies as to not leave you pooped polyrath perpetually provokes police partialities from Pros finally for the tens is a Magneton let's make one thing perfectly clear you don't want magnaton as a pet well why is that how to get this high on the list not only is it a giant walking magnet being that your electronics are done for when Magneton gets close to him but it lets out a low hum everywhere it goes that gives you earaches if you're near it for too long what's the benefit then well first off it's stupid so you're gonna have a lot of good footage of magnaton repeatedly walking into a wall that it can't even see with three eyes then if you're looking for a low maintenance Pokemon Magneton is your bird it doesn't need food water or electricity like a lot of other electric types it just kind of floats there being annoying so it's a bird only four Pokemon scored 11 points one of whom is the final member of The Majestic bird Trio but before him is a literal rat have you ever felt like inviting a plague into your house do you hate having solid drywall has the scent of death ever been a welcome smell in your home get eradicate raticates are bound to bring in more rattatas with them and it does its best impression of a bug type by flooding your house with rats it's a normal type which means you don't have to worry about any Elemental Shenanigans but what you do need to worry about is the worst temper of any Pokemon thus far this thing makes beedra look like a saint raticates are so incredibly violent that if you touch its whiskers it will attack you and completely unprompted it can bite your hand clean off I've always wanted a hook and thanks radicate the only other positive it has is that if you don't take out your trash eradicate is set on food for a few weeks despite everything I make being amazing you can see that Raticate is kind of gaming the system that normal typing and ability to eat trash are bolstering the hole and angry Apple part of its personality hey everybody it's Doug Trio my landlord is not going to let me have a Pokemon that is actively destroying the foundation of my house I have a deposit to pay back and it's not going to be worth much if the floor is covered in giant trenches and it doesn't even have the thick Majestic Mane of the alolan version so my reasons for loving him are limited that being said three times the head means three times the love and Doug Trio is more than willing to love you back the highest ranking legendary bird Articuno is just a big cave bird Believe It or Not unlike his brothers who create thunderstorms and forest fires Articuno just creates Pleasant winter breezes all you really gotta worry about is housing because it's a pretty big bird but other than that yeah pick yourself up in Articuno final 11 Pokemon is Cloister and you know what animal has never made a great pet clams what am I supposed to do with this Cloister doesn't exactly fix that his best aspect is his typing and the fact that clams are very low maintenance pets now you're not gonna get close to him lest he claim down on you and skewers you with his various horns but hey don't gotta take him on walks 12 starts with Lickitung and hey maybe he could make it work normal typing easy to house due to its small size eats bugs for Pest Control generally not a danger except oh no whenever it licks something it smells like garbage and you'll break out in a horrible rash okay another normal typing the game the system this isn't looking good Electabuzz is about the furthest thing you can get from a good looking pet what with it being a giant mustard yellow yeti with fangs but reading over its decks entries show a different story for years and years Electabuzz has been blamed for power outages by attacking power plants like electrodes and Pikachus do but it turns out that electabuzz's part in that has been grossly overstated and it's in fact the failing of the power plants that causes power outages elective as itself may give you a shock when it goes for a hunt but its real utility comes as a lightning rod it conducts electricity amazingly so just set it loose during a thunderstorm and it's all set not just that but it can even create its own electricity by windmilling its arms around and at that point if you get hit it's your own fault keeping the theme of big sweetie these that look like Satan's razor pincer is a Pokemon that while objectively being just a worse Heracross doesn't deserve the bad Rapids horrifying face gives off while they can be aggressive simply giving it access to a heated blanket will warm it up to you since it hates the cold after that you've got a pretty powerful pal with the ability to split logs and toss cars which will really improve my ability to get to work on time on the Stars Snorlax is just a burden in all honesty this thing wakes up for two things fighting and eating and it only does those two things so it can go back to sleeping despite that you're in no danger of being hurt by a creature that can barely recognize that you're there you can probably sleep on its belly too just don't wake it up too early or will destroy God out of anger Starmie is probably the worst Pokemon for people who need facial expressions to understand emotions are you happy you Starmie angry do you want some food say something for sake it's a lovely little starfish meaning it's not exactly up to much and as a pet for the owner who doesn't really care about doing anything with their pets although it does give off radio signals at random to an unknown source there's a very good chance you didn't buy a new best friend you just bought an old police radio 13 starts off with the hitman's Chan and Lee naturally two Pokemon so similar are gonna get similar scores so it really just comes down to which one you like more but they're gonna run you ragged but being more disciplined means they're gonna know when enough is enough and treat you to some Muscle Milk after a long workout it's a real product you pervs parasectism well you'd think you're adopting a sort of weird crap looking spider guy but no you're adopting the mushroom because the mushroom calls all the shots so you're telling me I wasted all this money on bug food just give it some water and you'll probably be fine honestly if it just sits there it's kind of hard to tell whether or not you're doing a good job and to some people that's the best thing a pet could do just look out for the rotting corpse of the bug under the mushroom as it starts to decompose after a while Psyduck is a prime example of a Pokemon that will never evolve because not a single person on Earth is going to say oh man I love gold duck You're Gonna Keep this thing aside duck because it's either that or deal with a duck that can look you eye to eye since he's a little ducky it's not gonna be hard to house him and it's going to take a lot less water to keep him happy compared to something like Tentacruel the major setback for Psyduck is the fact that it's in constant Agony a Psyduck may not be a hard Pokemon to care for in terms of food but you're gonna need to give this thing Advil with a shovel just to try to make it through the day arginine's just a dog not the most dramatic of Revelations I know but it thankfully leans way more into the dog typing than the fire all of its Dex entries talk about how fast it is and how everybody likes it and doesn't talk about how it burns hotter than the surface of the sun it's still a six foot tall dog so you're in danger of being smothered to death by its love and it taking up most of the room in any building it's in which is bad but it can learn extreme speed I don't know if that does anything for you but I can learn extreme speed kingdler is a really weird Pokemon you'd think with a claw like that it'd be just like Raticate who cheated on his exam to get as high as he did well most of kingler's decks entries just make you feel bad for it honestly it's massive clock and rip foes and Twain with 10 000 horsepower which is like getting hit with two of the fastest cars in the world at once but went out of combat it can barely move its claw and struggles to do anything you know those wheelchairs that give dogs who lose a leg yeah just give one of those things to kingler's claw and it will probably die for you the last Pokemon to rated 13 is Seadra and it's kind of an odd duck cause in gen 1 it's horsey's final form but even then it had a massive middle stage energy Kingdra thankfully came along and saved the line from being horrible but that does leave Seadra on the list in a very awkward position it's kinda got nothing the most that any deck Sentry has to say about this thing is that it has poisonous spikes which doesn't really do it any favors but it also doesn't really learn any poison type moves so if anybody does end up getting a seizure as a pet please let me know what it's like because it seems dreadfully boring 14 not only has the previously mentioned Neato Queen but the next starter after so long Blastoise appropriate for a Pokemon with artillery on its body it can be a bit of a daunting pet at five foot he's in between Venusaur and Charizard and that basically means size wise it's going to be another person living in your house not gonna need any special accommodations save for just making sure that your doorways are wide enough water as well is a pretty innocent type as far as danger goes don't ask where the water comes from because you're probably just going to be happy to have a quick and easy way to cool off in the summer more importantly though don't ever ask Blastoise to blast you directly since a blast from stories would be like swapping out a slip and slide for a pressure washer also it's not a good idea to get on blastoise's bad side since one of the most common words in his Dex entries is brutal now safe to say this is a situation where you really need to rile up Blastoise to make him violent but still when it can punch holes in thick steel caution is necessary you can definitely do a lot worse than Blastoise but at the same time there are other water Pokemon without the ability to snipe you from over 100 feet away Alakazam is one of the oddest Pokemon to consider for a pet as out and out he's just smarter than you are he knows everything you're not adopting a dog you're buying somebody to do your taxes for you however smart you think you are Alakazam actually is that smart all this while discounting the fact that he also has psychic powers if Alakazam starts to get a Brain Blast it's going to give you a splitting headache so what's the benefit of having this Pokemon well if you can get to be friends with it which means it can recognize friends from foes you get to use one of its spoons and anything you eat with it instantly becomes delicious anything all that health food that tastes like God's Wrath becomes ice cream instantly and that's going to help you keep up with Machamp who is still trying to turn your mindset into a grind set also you don't need to take care of him if he wants food he'll just go to the store and buy some it's far-fetched just how high Farfetch'd managed to get on this list but when you're basically just a regular duck with a long stick yeah I doubt there's gonna be much objection he might hit you with the onion but have you seen his attack stat that's nothing to worry about you're an embarrassment Farfetch'd come back when you start to look cool seeking is there any more nothing Pokemon than Sea King like it's really just a fish no Regional forms no mega evolutions no Evolutions in different Generations I don't think anybody would ever say they would want Sea King as a pet to the depth with you you ugly fish it'd be an all right Pat lastly is Tauros for those familiar with the meta game of gen 1 you'd know that Tauros is the table the best Pokemon in the game without a shred of argument to be made in either direction nobody beats Tauros as a Petty's all right but like he's only really lagging in housing and ease of care but other than that the normal typing is the best type to be and he's not temperamental or dangerous sure he could Gore you but when you're the idiot that taunted a bull into attacking you at some point Darwinism kicks in and kicks you out 15 marks the official entry into the actually good packs everything from here on out would be a good pet that you could give to almost anybody and they probably wouldn't die who better to usher in this era than the best starter pet Venusaur starter question how big do you think Venusaur is honestly maybe three the four feet if you count the plan in his height now his foot bordering on 6-1 but the taller than you than you are so it's not going to be a great Pokemon when it comes to comfortably fitting in most houses on top of that as a grass type it's probably going to spend most of its time outside to be in direct sunlight it's also a good thing to keep it outside as it's poison type however in this case it's not as bad as the usual poison type which is really really common in Kanto for some reason no exposed poison or constantly bellowing gas means that it's probably not gonna drool a highly deadly toxin onto you when it wants to be fed it's also a combination of pet and incense as Venusaur gives off a sweet calming scent from its flower on top of that seeing as it mostly feeds on sunlight it'll be a cinch defeated meaning you don't have to break the bank on Venusaur food despite the handicap of poison typing venusaur's positive traits let it slip into being a good pet just barely though keep antidote stocks at all times regardless of if he's dripping poison or not fear sad case since kind of worse Pidgey are both flying flying birds which means they got pretty much the same grade in terms of Housing and typing the only major difference is in its massive beak which is a little less safe than Pidgeot in the same way that a butter knife is more safe than a butterfly knife you'd think that its Tech centuries would talk about how evil and nasty and kind of messed up it is thanks to how much it can hold a grudge see Pidgeot but no most of them just talk about how it's really old runs away from fights and likes to carry heavy packages between this and Pidgeot it's really just a matter of Aesthetics and I'll tell you I'll take my Javelin bird any day despite the fact that I'm convinced they flipped the names in development the Pokemon that causes fear is named Spiro and the Pokemon that looks like a spear is named firo make it make sense it's finally time for the big man himself as Pikachu after Charizard no doubt a lot of people's first choice for a Pokemon partner it's like how a lot of people say their favorite dinosaur is the T-Rex wrong it's ankylosaurus he was a gangster who ankle broke those weak pack hunting scavenger Pikachu has shown itself to be a great partner there's more than enough evidence to show that thanks to the several hundred episodes of the Pokemon documentary now with Pikachu you basically get a designer pet since it's not afraid to strut its stuff and cosplay depending on what you teach it and unlike every other pet that's ever been forced to wear clothes Pikachu at least looks like it doesn't want to die despite being a mouse Pokemon it's clearly not gonna get that fat little body into a mouse hole so housing is no concern it just wants to eat berries and sleep so it's a little more like a cat than anything else the electric typing can be a bit of a negative though since getting a shock when you hug it as a real possibility however it's never out of being mean Pikachus are just generally docile and aren't out to make trouble the most they're going to do is Scorch their berries when they want to eat and shock you a bit when they wake up because they're sleepy Pikachu isn't a shocking pick for a good pet but it's at least nice to read a series of text entries that don't end with it it's two thousand babies a year when we get to the cracked end that is alola now your initial reaction to seeing someone own a Mr mime should be I can't trust this person and you would be right because they most likely have very bad intentions but that's not Mr mime's fault sure his gen 1 Sprite looks like Curly from The Three Stooges was cursed by a sea witch to be trapped in gym equipment but there's a lot more to like first off built-in entertainment value he could do my maths second off is the fact that unlike a lot of Pokemon Mr mime has the capacity to be helpful regardless of whether or not you let him eat at the table he's gonna help you with the dishes the word first thing you can expect from Mr mime is he's gonna make you walk into invisible walls because it would be funny and face it it would be if it was happening to anybody else and if you don't think it's funny he'll slap you dugong is a funny pick have you ever seen what a harp seal can do here's the answer not much seals already look like an animal that God had a personal Grudge with and dugong certainly keeps that up it's ferocious fangs and itty bitty horn aren't exactly enough to kill anybody While most of his Dex entries just talk about how it enjoys swimming and how it likes to nap in warm weather to help it digest while their names may be the laziest of all time dugong is an adorable pup finally in 15 is Lapras so you can probably guess that a whole Plesiosaurus is gonna be hard to house since it's not like it can come on land without awkwardly bouncing from place to place that and getting food for it is really the worst thing you can Mark against Lapras I mean look at it it's dutifully carried people that it's never even met across oceans and enjoys human company the only other problem you might run into is trying to get a permit to own a Pokemon is exotic and endangered as Lapras but thanks to the repopulation efforts you won't have to worry about that anymore this is thanks to the super heartwarming story of a kid who learns that Lapras was going extinct and began breeding and releasing them to try to stop them from dying out and it worked all the money you spend on lappers though can be recouped if you open a Ferry company at least you know Lapras will enjoy it the lone Pokemon to score 16 points it's butter free bugs are incredibly good for housing since whether you want to believe it or not you probably already have a few bug type pets in your house right now the flying type does mean that you're going to want to keep it outside most of the time especially given the fact that its main source of food is nectar that bug typing I mentioned earlier isn't exactly a positive however since however many bugs you see there are 20 more lurking around your house you get a pet butter free and suddenly you have a Baker's Dozen worth of pet Caterpie which isn't exactly a bad Petit and of itself and Metapod is basically a pet statue butterfries are also incredibly well behaved only fighting when it's absolutely necessary so it's unlikely to start biting my son if it accidentally tugs on its wings if it does get into a fight however it has an ability to spread highly toxic dust which is odd since it's not a poison type but is still something to consider it's really only the Kanto Decks that mentions how poisonous it is however so if you want to play it safe you can always get a Johto Butterfree who is bound to be less toxic as for feeding the thing just set it loose on a flower patch and it'll feed itself you just gotta watch out for its natural rival as it's known to get into heated battles for territory with cutie fly did you say fly is the size of a dime how is it feuding with anything 17 is home to a whopping two Pokemon one of whom could fold the other one up and eat it for breakfast clefable may be the first ever Pokemon without a deck Sentry having a single bad thing to say about it Kanto Johto oh and Sinnoh younova Carlos alola Galler even assume we have nothing but glowing praise for it if alola is saying that you're docile and nervous then you know that you're really no danger to anybody the fairy typing also means that if the Stray High Dragon comes to try and kill you as it is want to do clefable is able to pile drive it into the dirt barely edging it Dragonite I can type in his generation but that's really the only bad thing you have to say about it the term friend-shaped was made for Dragonite this thing couldn't hurt you unless it wanted to in which case you will be smashed so hard you change star signs when this Dragon isn't demolishing people stupid enough to piss it off it's helping Shipwrecked boats but this comes up so often in its Dex entries that it's safe to say this is just dragonite's hobby so much so that they've established a supposed island of just Dragonites to take care of Shipwrecked Sailors on to help them recuperate while you may not find yourself getting into boat crashes regularly it's always nice to have a guardian angel or in this case Guardian Dragon 18 is here and we are dangerously close to the really good pets and there are only four Pokemon between us and the cream of the crop as well as the cream of the crap but we'll get to them alright Pop Quiz Hot Shot what bird is Pidgeot based on you may have guessed that the smidgen of pigeon in the name would imply this brainless but there isn't really a pigeon that's quite this pissed off Pidgeot is more accurately an osprey or an eagle which puts it in the neighbor word of prey category now that name may be a big turn off since bird of prey doesn't exactly conjure warm fuzzy feelings but seeing as Falcons Eagles and Hawks aren't the most uncommon pet in the world it's not the worst type of bird to be it's no parrot but it's no ostrich either housing this thing is really more a matter of getting it somewhere to roost it's way more flying than it is normal so just give it a perch and it should be fine that normal typing does come in handy as it's a great pet type you don't have to worry about it shorting out electrical sockets or freezing you to death it's just a bird a bird that will die for you pidgeots when trained right are ride or die Pokemon as shown when Ash six one on a pharaoh and proceeds to fight it forever aside from that Pidgeot does have a good track record with humans seeing as tons of deck sentries talk about how popular of a Pokemon it is thanks to its plumage it also excludes any talk about it murdering people pidgeot's company in this tier is Tangela the Tumbleweed with Jordans is just too wonderful for this world he's pure grass meaning that unlike every single other planting Kanto he's not either spewing poison in or psychic waves he's as basic as a grass type gets in this region you're bound to have to help him get untangled from a bush every now and again but that's far from the worst thing a Pokemon has asked you for help with plus if you're ever curious what your pet tastes like freak you're in luck since you can pluck the vines off it with no damage inflicted to tangler since they grow back within the day he's just a wonderful little Tumbleweed friend we're finally here 19 points and 20 marks the best of the best that Pokemon have to offer in the realm of being a pet unfortunately we're going right to those because we can't cover the Pokemon that scored a 19. since one of them is jinx and I don't care how many of you wouldn't there are still just as many that would the other Pokemon is Vaporeon and I don't trust a single one of you to be adults about this there are plenty of people who are completely oblivious as to why we're skipping it and I advise you to keep it that way the big 20 is here and now we have the best of the best the next 11 Pokemon are number one in their field and are what every trainer should hope to have the first is a Pokemon that somehow conquered to the globe of Meowth while it's unlikely yours is able to hold a conversation with you like the most famous member of its species it's got plenty of attitude on its own all this lazy piece of crap does is sleep and obsess over shiny objects and that is the most true to life description of a cat I have ever heard these two have no thoughts whatsoever except what's that and I'm hungry and I love them for it meows are also quick to befriend somebody with a steady supply of coins and shiny objects just give me off your pocket change at the end of the week and you've got a friend for life the only problem is keeping up with its more expensive tastes but I'm sure you'll find it's worth it plus it can also generate money out of thin air so it's a good investment executor is everything you could ever want from a grass type and especially a psychic type for one reason he's not smarter than me finally a house plant that can't beat me in chess that's what I'm talking about this guy is dumber than a bag of hammers just real adult Behavior three heads are way worse than one since most of the time the three can't even agree on which direction to go in leaving it standing totally still yes this is what I wanted I want a real dummy of a pet this thing can't blow up my car or dip my soul in acid he's just a fun-loving coconut tree that likes falling over this is what I've been waiting for leaping past 21 the last three regular Pokemon all land in the 22 Point column first of that Trio is Jigglypuff the absolute worst you can expect from an ill-tempered jiggly puff is a refreshing nap in a quick face rinse after you get drawn on just make sure to give it a washable marker and you're gonna be just fine with this thing it's small cuddly could float around your house and on those nights where you just can't get to sleep can you sing to knock you right out just don't plan on anything early in the morning because you're gonna need time to wash up there aren't many things cuter in the pet Kingdom than a mother with her child and with Kangaskhan you have exactly that this Mammoth of a mama has a nurturing paternal nature that not only means she's going to be on her best behavior to set a good example for her kid but that means you have a package deal proved to be a good influence on her Joey and Kangaskhan is bound to warm up to you quickly the last Pokemon before the top 5 is every single Pokemon rolled up into one ditto if you were expecting ditto to be number one because you could have every single Pokemon at once congratulations on realizing what a bad ending that would have been saying that takes away what makes ditto itself special it's a lovely little dollop of slime that's just here to be happy he can turn into whatever he wants and since it's clearly a process that it enjoys that means you don't just have any Pokemon you can have anything oh yeah also Mew is an option I guess but like good luck making the embryo from which all life began your pet here you can find him either under a trucker at Toys R Us the moment we've all been waiting for the end is within sight we're on to the top 5 best and top 5 worst poke Pets the fifth worst poke pet is one that I'm willing to put money on saying most if not everybody forgot existed don't lie you didn't remember him the venomoth seems pretty unassuming it kind of just looks like Butterfree in a sneaky disguise not the case all down to one distinction swapping flying for poison changes so much bug needs all the help it can to stay out of the trash can but poison slam dunks it in like Shaq this thing will get lost in your wall and before you know it weeks later you'll have 20 venonats which is a responsibility you're not ready for what ruins everything this Pokemon is going for which reminder is nothing is the same thing that doomed vileplume every single flap of this thing's Wings disperses massive amounts of poisonous dust just moving is going to kill you oh surely it can't beat every single time every single decks entry safer Hoenn just gives a guide on how this thing is going to kill you getting a venomoth is the equivalent of getting a loose tank of carbon monoxide as a pet spot 5 for the best pet however is Slowpoke is the couch potato's dream this thing which the wiki States is a cross between a sea otter baby hippo and a giant salamander three piece in a pod Slowpoke is the closest thing to a pet rock in a universe with living pet rocks all it wants to do is laze around and Sun bathe you can't do anything to make this thing upset at you cause by the time it realizes it's mad it will already forgotten what it's mad about just sit on the couch with a bag of potato chips in season 4 of Monk and Slowpoke will sit by you the entire time or if you are a literal psychopath you can Lop off slowpoke's tail with a hatchet and eat it don't though it's it's just weird it won't feel the pain but why are you eating your dog burning up number four on the worst side is old booby boy just happens to have a trend that follows fire types like the plague and that's the Pokedex boasting about its body temperature Magmar is the worst for it though as it clocks in a 2 200 degrees Fahrenheit at the temperature of molten lava Magmar just existing is gonna burn your house down melt your flesh and make sure the only thing your family has to bury is ashes it gets worse because the fire is one thing but his bad attitude is way worse he's a bit of a jerk and when upset we'll start breathing fire until whatever's making him mad is gone just touching it is enough to give you a burn that will last the rest of your life don't just stay away actively avoid Magmar coming in at number four on the good side though is bound to make a lot of people upset given the fact that he's technically already been on the list now Gyarados has already appeared in this list in fact these two nearly bookend the list but Magikarp getting his own spot is down to how the Pokemon games go out of their way to show off Magikarp as a pet it's a super boring pet sure but that doesn't mean it's not rock solid Magikarp is beautiful in its Simplicity it swims back and it swims forth it can Splash but not too much avail after wave upon wave of Pokemon threatening to dice you into cubes burn you to Cinders and give you a body slam fish that just swims is Practically Perfect and what it lacks in excitement when it comes to moveset it makes up for in palate there's a variable Smorgasbord of varieties they come in heck it's one of the few Pokemon on the list that has a theme song the other solo poke I really hope the last three hop theme songs or this is going to be a dangerously moot point at number three for the worst poke pet is yeah you knew Mark was coming he was gonna be here sooner or later and now it's time to face facts of all of kanto's poison type Pokemon which I think is like all of them muck is hands down the worst Arbok will strangle you vile plume will infect you but muck is just walking talking hazardous waste walking is a bit of an exaggeration though as he just slinks around like a slug which is no doubt gonna leave a trail of sludge wherever he goes you thought Magmar was bad for being unpennable you can pet a mug you're just gonna look like the Goon from RoboCop afterwards muck's entire body is made up of poisonous waste and even being near it for too long will require you to take the week off to recover and you want to know what the worst part is you have to feel bad for it since the Pokemon world is a work of fiction pollution is on a downturn and as a result muck's population is dropping fast they've started building new ponds filled with just slime to try and keep them alive so bottom line don't get a muck just sponsor the conservation effort as for number three best I'm sure just about everyone was waiting for this one I mean duh right it's Evie I've called almost every Pokemon up until this point of dog because I think calling Onyx a dog is funny but Evie is just a dog a dog with an unstable genetic structure but in the real world we just call that a pug Evie is soft friendly can sit comfortably on your head without hurting imagine doing this with a Mastiff but most of all Harbors a genuine love and affection for anybody who gives it in kind maybe even a little too much love no prizes for guessing alola has a way to ruin this thing in Ultra Moon it says that Evie's DNA is influenced by its surroundings and that its face will slowly change to look like its trainers what I don't want to wake up one day and see my bouncy boy sleeping in my lap only for him to turn around and face me and I'm looking back that's horrific but I can't hold that against Evie too much that's kind of just how his body works you can't hold everything against the number two worst poke pet however of course it's Gengar who else would be so low except kanto's Soul Ghost type Gengar may also be poisoned but trust me most of his crimes are on the ghost half of the equation kinker straight up kills people Mock and Magmar and venomoth at least at least could say they didn't mean to hurt anybody not Gengar Gengar is actively hunting people to kill it hangs out around Street lamps dark alleys even your own home just to get a chance to kill you that's actually the only thing saving it from an even worse score it's extremely easy to house because it's already in your house you're only gonna find out when it's too late it will curse you hunt you haunt you and even the deck says that if a Gengar picks you to kill it's too late and you should make his job easier Gengar is one of the few Pokemon smart enough to know that it's being evil and it just doesn't care don't just avoid Gengar get a Pokemon that can defend you against it hopefully the number two best poke pet can do the job good luck ever finding this thing since it's locked in the depths of the Safari Zone chance he is as loving and carrying a Pokemon as it comes there's a reason they're predisposed to becoming Healthcare professionals Chances Are by their nature carrying Pokemon that give out eggs to those they see as friends or who are injured these eggs are produced several times a day and are considered highly nutritious oh so it's fine when it comes out of a chicken but when a giant Pink blob doesn't you have an issue Chansey is all but the perfect pet in every category the only thing keeping it from number one is the fact that number one just has slightly more pet-like qualities Chancey has more companion qualities wait chance he has more companion quality and finally you've probably sussed out who it is the worst poke pet is what else really needs to be said it's Hypno it carries a pendulum-like device there was once an incident in which it took away a child it hypnotized as a matter of course it makes anybody who meets it fall asleep and has a taste of its dreams anybody having a good dream it carries off avoid eye contact if you come across one it will try to put you to sleep using its pendulum Hypno is not only the worst poke pet Encanto it's got a really good case for the creepiest Pokemon ever made it's not cool looking like spiritomb or cute like mimikyu it's just some yellow diddler with a long nose not to mention because nobody gives a about Hypno most people who don't know any better put his negative traits on Mr mime who is just a fun-loving clown Critter meanwhile Hypno is on a government watch list I wouldn't blame anybody for reporting their neighbor to animal control if they had a Hypno It Is by its very nature up to no good but what Pokemon is the other side of the coin what Pokemon takes the top spot with such Authority one that's easy to house has a great typing is well behaved is no danger to you and is easy to feed well it could only ever be one and if you've been keeping track up until this point you already know who it is the best poke pet in all of Kanto is that's right the best pocket pet is the one we made ourselves Porygon is the perfect pet in every regard housing it it lives in the computer not just that but it's from the 90s this thing is 100 megabytes tops typing pure normal it can use conversion sure but not unless you give it the firmware update Behavior Porygon has only ever been helpful eating corrupted files and acting as a living firewall safety is a tiny XC file What's it gonna do the worst thing you could ever get from Porygon is accidentally getting poked by one of its sharp edges but even then I hear they're working on an update to address that and ease of care just download some jpegs and MIDI files to feed it this thing is as easy to care for as it is to surf the web it's perfect in every way so what are we taking away from all this is that that beauty is in the eye of the beholder and my system for determining a Pokemon's worth is different from yours that any Pokemon with enough love and attention can be sculpted into the perfect partner and friend for life no it's the Digimon wins baby the champagne and talk about a clock that's my career let's do this electrodigulate Nina ran Mankey Venusaur attack to Fiero Pidgey see King Jolteon Dragonite Gastly Pony tubby pouring on Poliwrath Butterfree I'm always doing the Pokemon you can't make me do anymore also to cross the land look far and wide release from my hand the power that's inside then I'm at Poliwag need Arena gold duck Ivysaur grimer Victorville mulch Trace Needle King far pitch Abra Jigglypuff Kingler right hunk of Abel wigglytop oh this is so much harder than I thought it would be too bad probably made me out Onyx Geodude Rapidash Magneton Snorlax Gengar Tangela Goldeen Spiro wheezing seal gareno slow bro oh so bad Kabuto Persian Paris horsey radicate Magnum Kadabra Weepinbell Dido Cloister canopy Sandshrew Bulbasaur Charmander Golem Pikachu at least 150 or more to see of the Pokemon master of a destiny Alexander we're only halfway through Jesus no uh break time's over here we go Metapod marrow by cocoon knuckle fairy godrio Sidra vile plume Krabby Lickitung Toros Weedle needle ran match up shoulder Porygon Hitmonchan Articuno Jinx need Arena Beedrill Hunter Squirtle Chansey Pokemon Parasect execute Muk dugong Pidgeotto Lapras Vulpix right on at least 150 or more to see to be Pokemon Masters my destiny okay let's get this over with oh God Charizard mod Champion sir coughing Dugtrio golpat star you Magikarp nine tails Atkins Oma star Scyther tentacle Dragonair Magmar this is the worst thing I've ever done for a video I regret this so much 24 more to go it gets tricky here saying slash him on the side dog Arcanine EV execute kaboot tops up dosatini Growlithe Mr Mind Q boom Graveler Voltorb Gloom we're almost home oh [Music] so now Charmeleon poor Turtle Mewtwo Tentacruel Aerodactyl on the night Slow Poke Pidgeot our box That's all folks

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