History of the Entire World, I Guess *Youtubers Reaction*

[Music] let me drink tea coffee coffee all right or else to go hey guys i'm ryan i'm adam and this is two neighbors so adam what are we watching today we're changing it up a little bit um you know we're we're doing something that you know everyone should kind of get an idea of you know a little history lesson and this one is called history of the entire world i guess so i'm interested by the title so i'm hoping to learn something right now absolutely yeah absolutely again another video that we haven't seen before this thing has 100 million views that's crazy and it's like a 20 minute video so insane insane there's like a large portion of the world has seen it but somehow we haven't we have not so today yeah all right so history of the entire world i guess here we go all right hi you're on a rock floating in space pretty cool huh some of it's water [ __ ] it actually most of it's water i can't even get from here to there without buying a boat it's sad i'm sad i miss you how did this happen a long time ago actually never and also now nothing is nowhere when never makes sense right like i said it didn't happen nothing was never anywhere that's why it's been everywhere it's been so everywhere you don't need to wear you don't even need a win that's how every it gets is forget this i want to be something go somewhere do something i want things to change i want to invent time and space and i know it's possible because everything is here and it probably already happened i just don't know when to start and that's exactly where it started i paused it i think there's a universe now what's it made of corks and stuff ah that's a thing in a place don't like it try a new place at a different time try to stick together because the world is going to get bigger and emptier but it's not empty yet it's still very full and about a jillion degrees great news the quarks are now happily married in groups of three called a proton or a neutron and there's something else flying around too that wants to join in but can't because it's still two great news the protons and neutrons are now happily married to each other some of them even doubled up great news the electrons have now joined in congratulations the world is now a bunch of gas in space but it's getting closer together and it's getting closer together and it's getting closer together your [ __ ] just got made some stars burn out and die bigger stars burn out and die with passion and make some brand new way crazier [ __ ] which allows newer more interesting stars to be made and then die so now stars have cool stuff around like rocks ice and funny clouds which can make some very interesting things like this ball of flaming rocks for example holy [ __ ] we just got hit with another ball of flaming rocks and it kind of made a mess which is weather update it's raining rocks from outer space weather update those rocks might have had water inside them and now there's hot steam in the sky weather update cooler temperatures today and the floor is no longer lava weather update it's raining severe flooding alert the entire world is now an ocean volcano what something's alive in the ocean oh cool like a plant or animal no a microscopic speck it lives at the bottom of the ocean and eats chemical soup which is being served hot and fresh made from gnarly space ingredients left over from when it was raining rocks or whatever oh yeah and it can do that it has secret instructions written inside itself telling it how to build another one of itself so that's pretty nifty i would say tired of living at the bottom of the ocean now you can eat sunlight using a revolutionary technique you can convert sunlight into foods side effects now there's oxygen everywhere in the skies blue then the earth might have been a snowball for a while maybe even a couple of times it's a sponge it's a plant it's a worm and some other types of weird strange water bugs and strange fish it's the gallery and explosion wow that's animals and stuff but we're still in the ocean hey can we go on land no why the sun is a deadly laser okay [Laughter] and there's no food yet so i don't care okay will you learn to walk if there's plants up here maybe set some bugs and fish okay so i could go on land but i have to go back in the water to have babies learn to use an egg i was already doing that use a stronger egg put water in it have a baby on land in an egg water is in the egg baby in the egg in the water any egg works for me and now everything's huge including bugs oh [ __ ] now everything's dead just kidding you're the survivors keep your eye on this one because it's about to become the dinosaurs here's another map of the land yeah broken part don't worry about it does that all the time here comes the meteor dinosaurs are gone it's mammal time here come the mammals look at those breasts now they're gonna dominate the world and one of them just learned how to grab stuff and walk you know like walk like that and grab stuff at the same time and bang rocks together to make pointed rocks ouch and set things on fire yeah and make crazy sounds with their voice which can mean different things that's a human person and now they're everywhere almost ice age what you can walk over here cool not anymore well i guess we're stuck here now let's review there's people on the planet and they're chasing their food [ __ ] it time to plant some grass look at this i control the food now now everyone will want to be my friend and live near me let's all build houses except mine is bigger because i own the food tired of using rocks for everything use metal it's underground better farming was just invented in a sweet dang valley right in between these two rivers and the animals are helping guess what happens next more food and more people who came to buy the food now you need people to help make the food and keep track of the sales and now you need houses for people to live in and people to make the houses and now there's more people and they invent things which makes things better and more people come and there's more farming and more people to make more things for more people and now there's business money writing laws power society coming soon to a dank river valley near you meanwhile out of the middle of nowhere the horse is probably being tamed why is all my metal so lame and lumpy tired of using lame sad metal introducing bronze made with special ingredient tin from the far lands of tin land i don't know my dealer won't tell me where he gets it also guess what meanwhile out of the middle of nowhere they figured out how to put wheels on a horse now we're getting somewhere also [Music] middle east is getting more complicated maybe because it's in the middle of the east knock knock or clop pop it's the people with the horses and they made an empire and then everyone else copied their horses greeks oh look it must be the greeks or a beta version of the greeks let's check in with the indus river valley civilization they're gone guess who's not gone china maybe it's those horse people who's talking about their cousins you could make a religion out of this there's the bronze age collapse now the phoenicians can get down to business also can we switch to a medal that's a little easier to find thanks look who came back to israel it's the 12 tribes of israel and they believed in god just one though he's got like a 10-step program here's some huge headaches the pedestrians make some colonies the greeks copy their idea and make some colonies the phoenicians made a colony so big it makes connie's here comes the assyrian empire never mind it's the babylonian media it's the persian empire that's big ah the buddha was just enlightened who's the buddha this guy who's sat under a tree for so long and he figured out how to ignore the fact that we're all dying you can make a religion out of this china just broke but while it was breaking confucius was figuring out how to have good morals ah the greeks just had the idea of thinking about stuff and right over here alexander just had the idea of conquering the entire persian empire it's a great idea he was great and now he's dead hopefully the rest of the gang will be able to share the empire evenly between them he says get the hell out of here will you get the hell out of here if i give you 500 dolphins okay thanks [Music] [Applause] so what bye this part that's the tamil kings don't want conquers the camel kings probably and they've got spices i would like to buy the spices me said the arabians swiftly buying and selling it to the rest of the world hey china put itself back together again with good morals as their main philosophy actually they have three main philosophies [Laughter] let's check the greekification of the greek and fine kingdoms greekification overload by said the parthians by said the jews hi said the parthians taking over the entire place hey said the romans eating the entire mediterranean for breakfast thanks for invading our homeland said the jews who are starting to get tired of people invading their homeland hi everything's great said some guy who seems to be getting very popular and is he arrested and killed for being too popular which only makes it more popular you can make a religion out of this want silk now you can buy it from china they just made it [Music] india accidentally spreading their religion to the entire southeast that's a good place for an epic trading kingdom there goes buddhism traveling up the silk road i wonder if it'll reach china before it collapses again remember the persian empire yep said the persians making a new one aksum is getting so powerful they would like to build a long stick has anyone populated madagascar yet let's do it together [Music] [Laughter] [Music] across the sahara desert try camels hell yeah now we got business empires selling lots of gold enslaved hi i live in the roman empire and i was wondering is loving jesus no actually okay sure said constantine moving the capital way over here to be closer to his main run don't worry about rome it won't fall there's the gupta empire not chandragupta just gupta first name chandra the first guess who's what's the barbarian non-romans said the romans being invaded by non-romans r.i.p roman empire or actually just half of it the other half is just fine but it's not in rome anymore so let's give it a new name [Music] oh and here's a huge city population everyone the goat turks have taken over the entire eurasian step great job coke turks how's india broken china back together korea has three kingdoms japan has a kingdom it's the sunrise kingdom [Laughter] the roman empire is long gone but somehow the pope is still the pope plus there's new kingdoms all over here i wonder if there's room for moors here's all the wisdom in a house it's the baghdad house of wisdom just in time for the islamic golden age let's bring stuff to the coast and sell it and become the swahili on the swahili coast said the swahili on the swahili coast remember this tiny space you have to go through to get from here to there someone owns that now want to get enlightened in the middle of nowhere the franks have the biggest kingdom in europe and the pope is so proud that he invites the king over for christmas surprise you're the new roman emperor said the pope pretending to still be part of the roman empire then the prince broke their kingdom into what will later be called france and not france the northerners or just norse if you don't have much time are exploring they go north from the north to the northern north and they find some land two types of land and they name them accordingly they also invade some other places and contact many names such as vikings there's the ruse the kevin ruse are they vikings i don't think so said the kevin ruse okay fair enough the pope is ready to make some more emperors of the roman empire the holy roman empire it's actually germany but don't worry about it new kingdoms which brand would you like mine's better mine's better mine's better time to conquer england said will you it's a bird it's a plane it's the sound jing jerks said the byzantine empire who's getting so small and almost doesn't exist anymore we need help they need help so they call the poke hey pope can you help us get rid of the seljuks if you take back the holy land on the way come on i know you want to take back the holy land yes i do actually want to do that let's do a crusade which almost didn't fail but at least the italians got some sweet trade deals goodbye mayans goodbye toltecs hello mississippi look at those mounds there's the pueblo i always wondered how to build a town and a cliff guess who's here come here where here and pagan is there vietnam unconquered itself korea just became itself and japan is so addicted to art that the military might have to take over the government china just invented bombs and typing and the mongols just invaded most of the universe nice going genghis i bet that will last a long time some of the islamic turks were unaffected by the mongol invasions because they were busy invading india is it tonga time i think it's tonga time i just found out where the swahili gets all their gold look at this chad means lake there's an empire there right in the middle the king of mali is so rich he's going on tour to let everyone know wow that guy's rich everyone said the christians are doing a great job reconquering iberia which will soon be called spain and not spain please remain christian we will check in later to see if you're still christian when you least expect whoops half of europe just died china's back yay hey come here time to share new kingdoms here and there oh look who controls all the islands it's the mahajaput map [Music] oh italy is really rich time for them to care a lot about art in the ancient classics it's kind of like a rebirth here's a printer let's make books so you think you can conquer the byzantine empire yep said the ottoman turks nice job ottoman turks oops you missed a spot don't forget to ban europe from the indian spice trade what that's [ __ ] wait said christopher columbus probably smoking crack if the world is round let's go this way to india no don't worry we already got this at portugal so chris goes to spain hey spain want to hire me to find india by going around back in the world no please no please no please okay and then discovers the indies and japan let's draw a line to decide who gets which half of the world the aztec and inca empires are off to a great start i wonder if they know that europe just discovered their continent the habsburgs are marrying into so many royal families they might have to start marrying each other move over lithuania here comes moscow ivan wants to make russia great again move over to its maybe go invade india or something persian just made persia persian again let's make it the other kind of islam the one where we thought the first guy should have been the other guy hey christians do you sin now you can buy your way out of hell that's [ __ ] this whole thing is [ __ ] that's a scam [ __ ] the church here's 95 reasons why said martin luther in his new book which might have accidentally started the protestant reformation you know what would be magnificent said suleiman wearing an onion hat that big which it is now what if russia was big said ivan trying not to be terrible portugal had a dream that they controlled the entire indian ocean including the spice train and then that dream was real and spain realized that this is not india but they pillaged it anyway damn said england and france we gotta start pillaging some stuff dutch revolt and all the hipsters moved to amsterdam damn said amsterdam we gotta start pillaging some stuff question one can you get to india through north america no but at least there's beaver question two studios guess where all the sugars made in brazil stolen in the caribbean and it's so goddamn profitable you might forget to not do slavery the next thing on russia is to get bigger britain and france are having a friendly discussion about who should control the entire world a chance to show austria who's boss but what about britain and france did they figure out who's boss yes they did it's britain guess who's broke also britain so they start taxing the hell out of america [ __ ] you says america declaring their independence and fighting for it and france helps them reign now france is broke and britain will have to send their prisoners to a different continent wait if france is broke why do the king and queen still wear such fancy dresses let's overthrow the palace and cut all their heads off said robespierre cutting everybody's head off until someone eventually got mad and cut his head off you can make a relig no don't haiti is starting to like the idea of a revolution especially the slaves who free themselves by killing their masters why didn't we think of this before wait who's in charge of france now said napoleon trying to take over europe luckily they bashed him to an island but he came back luckily they banished him to another there goes latin america becoming independent in the latin american wars of independence britain just figured out how to turn steen into power so now they can make many different types of machines and factories then they invent some trains and conquer india and maybe put some trains there hey china said britain buy stuff from us now dude we already got everything says china so britain tried to get them addicted to opium which worked actually but then china made it illegal and dumped it all into the sea so britain threw a hissy fit and made them open up five cities and give them an island britain and russia are playing a game where they try to stop each other from conquering afghanistan also the sultan of oman lives in zanzibar now that's just where he lives india just had a range and they would like to cover themselves now nope said britain governing them even harder than before technology is about to go crazy the united states finally figured out whether slavery is good or bad it's bad they decided and then they continued manifesting their destiny which is to kill the rest of the natives and take their land and maybe kick out the mexicans too i know let's rape africa said europe scrambling to see who could rape it the fastest britain and france are still hungry the united states ran out of destiny to manifest so they're looking for more cuba wait spain controls cuba well blame something on them and go to war what should we blame on spain let's blame the main on spain so they blame the maine on spain now we're in business to celebrate they kick panama out of panama and make a canal connecting the two oceans britain just found oil in the middle east it makes cars china is so tired of being tossed around that they delete their own government and make a new stronger government which is accidentally weaker and controlled by a guy from the previous government europe hasn't had a war since the last war so they start world war one look at those guns it's gonna be a great war so great we won't need a second one after it's over they blamed germany russia went on strike and the workers overthrew the government now everyone's paycheck is the same communism in the soviet union the arabs revolt and britain helps now the ottoman empire's gone so we can give the jewish people a place to live hopefully the arabs won't mind let's get the cakes up the remains of the not so ottoman any more empire except turkey turkey makes a brand new turkey and then the saudis conquer arabia it just seemed like the right thing to do hello yes it's the 1920s calling let's get in the car and drive to a party and listen to jazz on the radio and go to the movies the economy is great and it'll probably be great forever just kidding germany's back featuring hitler the angry mustache model and he's mad at the jews for existing japan is finally conquering the east and they're so excited they raped mankind way too hard they should probably just deny it hitler's out of control so the international community tackles him and tries to explain why killing all the jews is a bad idea but he kills himself before they could explain it to him world war ii bonus round pacific showdown united states versus japan extinction ball oh man hi i'm john doesn't get the hell out of india i'm going to start myself in public wow that worked pakistan actually two pakistans one of them could be bangladesh later the jews and the arabs finally figured out which one of them should live in the holy land me they both said at the same time let's divide up the land so everyone's happy look out china there's a new china in china what's on the menu communism no thanks said the other china escaping to an island i wonder which one is the real china there's the korean war korea versus korea nobody wins then it's on pause forever let's meet the sponsors oh it's the two global superpowers they're having a friendly debate over which economic system is good and which one is an evil virus of satan and they both have atom bombs fight wait no that will be the end of the world let's just keep it cool and spy on each other instead and make sure we have enough atom bombs i'll race you to space now let's make some more countries fight themselves europe is tired of pillaging other continents and the continents they were pillaging are tired of being pillaged so here's a new map with new countries now you can't tell who they're being posed by the united states finally decided whether racism was good or bad they decided it's bad and the world agrees south africa might need another minute to think about it let's check out the world population whoa okay technology's better too that might keep happening the soviet union decides to relax a little and accidentally falls apart britain because they don't feel like it let's check the mail surprise it's on the computer oops someone just attacked america i bet they'll remember that phone call surprise it's in your pocket want to learn everything surprise it's on the computer now your phone's a computer which is in your pocket oops the economy just crashed don't worry the big banks won't fail because they're not supposed to surprise flying robots with bombs some people have no friends some people have no food the globe is warming let's save the planet said everybody not knowing how let's invent a thing inventor said the thing inventor inventor after being invented by a thing inventor that's pretty cool by the way where the hell are we hope i mentioned everything yeah i've actually missed one little part only one thing one little part i'm completely upset about it wow that was awesome that was great i obviously didn't know eighty percent of that you know uh i know the generalization but i all when i was watching that thing all i could think about is the guy that's putting this thing together and he must be like talented in music or something like i could just see him like in his room like doing like the keyboard sounds like that doing the vocals for it it's like oh i'm gonna come up with that wow like the timeline of like organizing that all out and then the enemy just like i mean i come from a production background so i always like look at that i'm like wow but the history lesson very good very good they should show that to kids in school like a clean version because then then a kid would like look at that and be like i want to learn more about that specific that is exactly what i was thinking and i'm thinking okay there's a 110 million views on this and the reality is i think that like you know a few things will stand out in people's minds will be like you know what i want to learn more about that yeah and they'll actually go and they'll search other videos and you know and learn so it's like this is like an amazing jumping off point if you want to learn more about the big bang or you want to learn more about like you know ottoman empire you want to learn more about like the mongol empire largest empire in the world's history but anyway like you know that is an amazing jumping off point and there's so many different things you can learn like you literally just like summed up every mankind existence in less than 20 minutes yeah so the world and everything that has gone in it since the world was created yeah really fascinating stuff really liked that i'm glad we came across this and we're like we have to do this one uh because clearly people like what they see and wow education so show this if you're a teacher show this to your class and then they'll get a good idea of what they want to learn about history because that just opens up your mind absolutely it's cool um we want to see more stuff like this so let's do this we're obviously we're going to continue to our like you know our family guy trying to laugh where i laugh immediately and we're going to do our reaction you know bill burr and carl carlin all the great we're gonna do that stuff but i want to do more stuff like this because you know what it's fun it's educational and like it's it's a good laugh still fun it is national is the key thing to that absolutely you know learning is fun learning while having fun is the best i agree you know that's the only way as a kid i learned by having fun like fun activities and that kind of thing so that's that's a great thing to to show some kids absolutely and i i say like i say to my brother and like my niece and nephew that like you know go on to youtube and learn because the reality is all the stuff i learned in school you know when you sit there and you're forced to learn that stuff and you don't retain it but when you find something that's fun and entertaining like this guys show this to your kids is this like it doesn't hurt that's exactly it though like any time my parents are like how do you do this i'm like mom dad go on youtube type in what you're looking to do like change a lightbulb whatever and you'll find it youtube is a wealth of education and it's all free so hit up those resources but guys if you have more videos like this please hit us up with my request down below with the link and we will do your video we really appreciate all the support and right what else should they do guys like share and subscribe so you can get more fantastic educational content that's all we're all about education generation anyways guys thank you so much please do like share and subscribe turn the little bell on to get notifications whenever we post a video just so we can bug you every time we post and other than that guys thank you very much we'll see you next time we will later guys you

Channel: 2 Neighbours

Views: 166,345

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Id: IWbYquSXa2g

Length: 24min 10sec (1450 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 26 2020