- Kids write the darndest things-- - When they're at summer camp. - Let's talk about that.
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progress on Instagram @thecuriousworldsproject. - Uh-huh. It is summertime and to
many that means summer camp, but to me that translates into not going number two for an entire week. - I remember that. I was there. - I do not poop at camp, man. - And it turns out the internet is teaming up with summer camp letters shared for public ridicule. So today we've invited our youngest sons, Shep and Lando, to
experience some very strange and funny summer camp
letters along with us. It's time for we're playing
a game about letters from some summer camp bed wetters. Hello boys. - Hello boys. - Hi.
- Hi. - What do you guys
think about summer camp? - Um. - It's okay. - Yeah. - You never been to summer camp. - But I say it's okay 'cause I don't know. - Yeah.
- Right. - That's a good position to
have absolutely no commitment to it being good or bad having not been. Shep, you've been to a summer camp, but you don't sleep there. - No. - Did you write any letters home? - No 'cause we picked him up everyday. - Oh. (laughing) You guys have both missed out on the best part of summer camp and that's complaining to your parents back at home in letter form. - Yes. - And we're gonna look
at some of the letters, but part of it's gonna be censored out, and you're job is to guess
what's been censored out. You guys work as a team even though you have your own answer. Whoever gets the closest
will get the point. Of course, Rhett and I are
also trying to get the point. So it's you against Rhett against me. The loser's gonna have
to eat a nasty S'more. - Yeah, and Stevie will be the one to determine who is closest. We're not making that
decision amongst ourselves. - Right. - And the loser gets
that budget store S'more, which turns out it's two saltine crackers on the outside with a layer
of mud and glue in the middle. Does that sound appetizing? - Yes.
- Yes. - No.
- Okay - All right, any questions? Good. Let's look at the first letter. Dear mother, last night we
had a banquet last night. How are you? I'm fine. Please send me blank blank. Write me. Love Barron. There's lots of things
you don't have at camp. - Oh, I know one. (laughing) - Um. - Um. - Oh, oh, oh, hold on, hold on. - You want to tell mediance. - We gotta get our answers before you start giving your answers, boy.
- It's a little blank in a big blank. - Let me point out this
is from Camp Pinnacle in Hendersonville, North Carolina. - I'll be dang. - Shout out to Hendersonville. - Whoa. - You ever been there, Stevie? Stevie, you been there? - [Stevie] Yes, I have been there. It's just lovely in Hendersonville. - Yep. (gasping) - Okay, I gotta guess, I mean. - Okay Shep, you seem
really really enthusiastic about your answer, so what is it? - A lama. - A lama. Okay. - Most likely like the Fortnite kind, but. - Oh. - I think we're on a similar wavelength 'cause I said a dog, kind of like, I don't know it was a letter to Santa or something. - I was just following
along with the theme and I said last night. (laughing) - Yeah, might as well say it a 3rd time. - Yeah, I mean, you know
once you're getting a groove. - Lando, what's your guess? - A smoothie I guess. - Okay, a smoothie. - If they don't have smoothies at camp, you gotta get yourself one. - Okay, so let's see the real answer. - Please send me a knife. Whoa! (laughing) Stevie, you're gonna have to decide-- - He's got an enemy, an enemy. - [Stevie] Oh, that's a real tough one. - A knife. - [Stevie] But I feel like
maybe Shep and Barron on this are on the same wavelength, so I'm gonna give this one to Shep. (laughing) - Let's play what? - I understand. - That's what I was actually thinking. - I think she's saying
that you're the kind of kid that might want a knife. - That's what I was
thinking at the beginning, but I thought that was too obvious. (laughing) - Go with your instincts.
- You thought a knife was too obvious. - All right, let's see the next one. - Okay, point for the boys. Okay. Mom and Dad, I can not survive
without blank, Jooby, Joo. What's the kid's name? - Jobby. It's like Bobby with a J. - Jooby. - I think it's Jocby with a backwards C. - Maybe.
- Yeah, okay. - Jocby, yep. - Jocby. - Jocby, Jocby, Jocby.
- Jocby, Jocby, Jocby. - I can not survive without. That's a big blank. - [Lando] Well, look at the I can. (laughing) - Yeah. - It's kind of big. - It's kind of like an eyechart. You know what I'm saying? - He can get large. - Okay. - Yeah, I think I have an idea. - I do too. I'm probably wrong, but worth a try. - Okay. - Okay Lando, what you got? - Um, mac and cheese, maybe. - Oh, that's not a bad guess. - That's a good one. You are a tasting expert. - Ah, Shepherd. - Can you survive without it? - Pants. - Pants. (laughing) I get, I get. Whoa, hold on. If it was cold at camp
and you didn't know it, you only packed shorts.
- Ah yeah, can't survive without pants. I went with a sweet answer. I can't survive without you. - Ah. - You know 'cause it's the kids and they need their parents.
- I was thinking that, but I then I was like. - That's how you would feel if you were off at camp without me, right? You need me. You need me or pants more? - Pants. - Yeah, pants. - Lando's giving him the answer. - Pants, say pants. - I went with a safe answer, ah knife. (laughing) - I can't survive without knife. (laughing) - I don't know. - Okay, what do we got Stevie? - Let's reveal it. Instagram.
- Instagram. - [Rhett] What? (laughing) - I think we should've
gotten that one, technology. - [Stevie] Guys, you're
so far away that this is the hardest game for me.
- Knife is technology. - [Stevie] Um, I don't know. I feel like Rhett said you,
- People post mac and cheese on Instagram.
- Which is like. - A connection with somebody. - Yeah, it's a connection. - Oh but, Lando what did you say? - People might post a bowl of
mac and cheese on Instagram. - [Stevie] Oh man. I mean, Lando's arguing
- They're most likely to post you though.
- For himself. - [Stevie] Rhett, do you
have anything to say? - Yeah, I mean you want
to make a connection in the DMs with your mama. Right? (laughing) - He doesn't get the point. (laughing) - I think this one goes to
- I don't think anyone (mumbles)
Lando, so another point for Shando. - Lando, you got the point. - Yeah, whoa. - Okay. - Man. - All right, next letter. - I'm glad I said that. - [Link] Camp Thunder-- - Bird.
- Bird. (laughing) - Was very fun even though
I blank seven blank. I enjoyed archery and rock climbing. Overall, I enjoyed it thourely. - Okay. - I have an answer. - Link, you got something over there? - [Link] Yeah. - Okay. - Oh my gosh. - Even though I killed seven squirrels. - Okay. - And that could fit there. Yes, I agree. (laughing) - I got to it first Shep. You need another answer. - I went with something, the
opposite of what happened to you at Camp Caraway. I said took seven dumps,
like a daily dump. - Oh wow. Yeah, that's quite a swing. - Like he was like I'm so regular. I mean, it's so fun even
though I'm so regular - I was gonna say that,
but in different words. - What?
- What was your words? - I pooped seven times. - Okay. - Oh. - Well, I was. Well, I had seven farts so. Yeah, I count my farts. - You guys are on the same wavelength. You count your-- - I had seven farts. (laughing) Took seven dumps, pooped seven times, and killed seven squirrels. - Let's reveal it.
- Okay,what's the real answer? - And had seven farts. - Puked seven times.
- Puked seven times. - That's very close to pooped seven times. - [Stevie] But then it's
kind of like a mixture of farting and pooping, so again I think this goes to Shando. - Dang it, Link. - Yeah. - What do you mean me? - Oh yeah, we're not on a team, are we? (laughing) I said dumps, Stevie. - [Stevie] I know but. - But I said poop. - Give him a point. They can't tie. Someone needs to win. - I think Lando said times. So did you though? - Oh no, he said times. You're right. He actually got one of the blanks right. - Oh, I did. - Okay, whatever. Dear Mom, day five of
camp is a lot better. The blank on my blank is gone, and now I can run. My friends hate when I say blank, so I'm trying to stop saying it. Love Josh. - Instead of camp it
looks like it says camo, but in different. - [Stevie] We're gonna
make this one two points. - Oh, here you go. Give us a chance.
- Spice it up, you know. - Well, there's three blanks. Why don't you just make it three? - [Stevie] Let me check
the rule book on that. Yeah, it looks like we can do that. - Wait, what? - I have one. - I have one. - Okay, Shep what do you got? - Um, well the rash on my thigh is gone, so now I can run. - And what about the I, my
friends hate when I say what? - Moist. (laughing) - That's a bad word, isn't it? - Moist. - It's not technically a bad word, but it's kind of a nasty word. - Yeah. - That's weird. (laughing) - Rhett.
- I'm confused. - I said the tick on my groin is gone, and my friends hate when I say groin. (laughing) So I'm trying to stop saying it. - Okay. I said the sore on my wiener is gone, and they hate when I say wiener. - What? - [Rhett] Lando. - Um, I was thinking just
the gum on my shoe is gone and gosh 'cause you say gosh too much. - Yeah, gosh. - I hate that. But I guess gum on your shoe
would make it hard to run. - Yeah, sometimes it
just locks you in place. - All right, what is it? The rash on my P-nus (laughing), and my friends hate when I say eggs. - Okay. Rash, that's one point. - And. - Hold on, but I said
groin, and Link said wiener. - [Stevie] Yeah. - I think Link. - But P-nus. - [Stevie] I think wiener is the closest to P-nus.
- I think Link's. - [Stevie] I gotta say. - Yeah, wiener's the closest to P-nus, but groin is where it's at. - I got three points on that, guys. - And it says the next one's worth four points.
- I was awarded. - [Stevie] Well, let's see it. - [Link] Dear family, you
probably will get this after I get home, but
here's what's happening. I lost my camera. I saw a blank blank blank in
a jar, and it's raining a lot. From Keaton.
- [Rhett] What? - [Link] Debbie downer. - [Stevie] So what, are we thinking like a three pointer for this one? - Okay. - Uh. - We gotta get this. - Okay. You boys got answers. Who? - [Lando] Yeah. - Lando go ahead. - Um, big fat bug. - A big big fat bug in a jar. Okay. - Oh. I just said big dead spider. - What'd you say, Shep? - I was gonna say pickled dung beetle. - A pickled dung beetle in a jar. - Is that a thing? - I took this a totally different way, and I went with I say an
old man poop in a jar. (laughing) - Don't go to the educamp, boys. - The educamp. It's told that you go to the educamp. There's a railroad tracks underneath the bridge.
- Bridge. - That actually could happen. - Yeah.
- Yeah. Okay, what's the real answer?
- At least it wasn't rain in it. - [Rhett] I saw a dead baby deer in a jar. Oh gosh
- Oh my Gosh. - How big was the jar? (laughing) - It was huge. - Ah, so it's gotta be one of you guys because you all said animals. - I said the word dead. Did you say dead? - I said big fat-- - Big bug, big fat bug. - You said big fat bug. - And he said pickled dung beetle. - I said the word dead though-- - But we both said animal. - Yeah, I get at least one point. - [Stevie] Yeah. Yep, I do believe-- - We both get a point. - That means that team
Shando gets 1.5 points, and Link gets also 1.5 points. - But sometimes your poop can
be shaped like a baby deer. - Um. - I think my question is-- - One point, Stevie. I don't have any. Just give me one. - No. - Just one point.
- No, Stevie. - Just one point. - Why is it that the most-- - [Stevie] You know
that the comment section is gonna be saying this too. Why do you do this to me? - Why is it that the most juvenile answers are coming from the two of us? Wiener, pooping in a jar. - Well, that was right though. Okay. Ah, next one. Dear Mom and Dad, I love everything about
this camp except the blank. Love Sarina. - [Stevie] And guys this
one since it's the last one it's worth 4.4 points. - Stevie. - I'm fine with that. You cool with that boys? - Sure. - I'm not.
- Are you hungry? - It comes down to us. - Hungry? (laughing) - That's right. - You like glue, right? - I love everything about
this camp except the. Okay. - That word looks strange once you. Is that how you spell that? There's no way that's how you spell that. - That's how you spell that. - Shepherd, help your dad spell something. (laughing) - You got an answer, Shep? - Um. - I guess not. (laughing) - Can I go? Can I go? People. - Oh. - Oh, actually I do have one. - Dang, that's cold. - I do have one. People I have one. - Okay. - The old guy named Link. - Shepherd if you want
to throw the whole game just to get a jab in on me, I'm cool with that. - I was on the same page as Lando. I said the people as well. Is that how you spell people? - Yeah. No wait, yeah. - Yeah, it is. It is. - You spell people, P. O. (mumbles). - Yes. - P. O. (mumbles) - Uh, I love everything about this camp except the dead deer in a jar. (laughing) 'Cause I assume that Sarina
went to the same camp. - Okay, but use a different stationary. - Yep. - What's the real answer? - Campers.
- Campers. - [Link] Oh, almost councilors. - [Rhett] Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, he. - [Link] And then it became the campers. - [Stevie] You know what? That means that-- - We both get the points. - [Stevie] Yeah. - We won. We won. - Oh. - Congratulations boys.
- And that's (mumbles). - Yeah.
- We won. - You have won. - So that means that-- - You like mud. - Link and I have to share this, right? - No. - Right? - No. - Yes, please. - Okay. - Rhett, you lost entirely, so you got to eat that nasty S'more. - I'll enjoy it in Good Mythical More. - For now thanks for liking,
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Lando is so innocent
I wonder why their older kids are never on the show anymore.
Good to see the lads back.