[Phone buzzes] You want me to drop you off here? Oh! Uh yeah, yeah this looks right I uh... haven't been here before [House music picks up] [Crowd cheers happily] LOONAAAAA!!! Hey girl! Glad you could make it! Tex! Yeah, hey! Thanks for inviting me. Course! Course! Hey everyone, meet the new face! [Tex howls] [Party guests howl in response] You want a drink or anything? Oh, uh... sure, yeah, totally. Off Screen: And so I told him, I'm not gonna go get it- -unless you fucking throw it this time That is so not fetch Not fetch... Loona: hahaha, yeah like that happens all the time... ah ha... O.M.G Loona? Lunatic Loona? That you? Uhhh yeah. It's Loona... yeah... Wow I can't believe you're showing up to another party- I mean, do you even remember the last one I'm sure you'll remind me Yeah, this... This you right? [Growls] Why do you still have that? It brings me joy You know you're supposed to keep things that bring you joy [Growls] Wow... you're being really negative You're aura is really aggressive right now Oh yeah? Well maybe it's cause I'm in the presence of a massive BITCH! [gasps] Oh... my dog... wow. What!? is that not an okay thing to say? Like, come on! It's true! [off screen] You can't say that Did I miss anything? No no no... no nothing... no. [Off screen] HA HA! How my dirty bitches doing toniiiiight? [Howls and cheers] OW OW! Ya'll ready to party with the Queen Bee of Gluttony! Come on! Hell yeah! Cause the honey is flowing tonight- And this bitch bout to get - FUCKING! WILD! LETS GET IT STARTED!!! [Cotton Candy begins playing] [Lyrics] Cotton Candy, Cotton Candy Candy, Candy, Candy, Candy Hey! I'm whatchu need, I'm watchu want I got it all, a carnivale I'll bring you up, I'll take you DOWN I'm sticky sweet, stuck in your teeth like- COTTON CANDY COTTON CANDY COTTON CANDY COTTON CANDY I'm whatchu want, not watchu need Hey, I don't know why, I'm whatchu want but it's the truth I'm not your lie, let them eat cake, let them eat PIE! Or better yet, let them eat- COTTON CANDY COTTON CANDY COTTON CANDY COTTON CANDY I'M WHATCHU WANT, NOT WATCHU NEED COTTON CANDY SKIES! SWEET AS APPLE PIE I CAN'T HELP BUT SHINE BRIGHTER THAN THE STARLIGHT IN THE SKY COTTON CANDY COTTON CANDY YEAH COTTON CANDY I'm watchu want, not watchu need SO WATCHU WANT!? Ya hungry? Take a BITE! Get fucked TONIGHT! So watchu want Your Queen Bee brings the sweet stuff- So keep making me that mother fucking honey Yeah, keep it comin COTTON CANDY COTTON CANDY COTTON CANDY I'm watchu want, not watchu need COTTON CANDY SKIES SWEET AS APPLE PIE I CAN'T HELP BUT SHINE BRIGHTER THAN THE STARLIGHT COTTON CANDY SKIES SWEET AS APPLE PIE I CANT HELP BUT SHINE BRIGHTER THAN THE STARLIGHT IN THE SKY [Howls and cheers] [off screen] OW OW! Vortex! The party is buzzin now FUCK! I feel like I went a little too hard with the confetti this time though I have like a rainbow... In my vagina right now Oh hey! Is this the sweet pup you told me about? Excuse me? She's a fuckin cutie! Where you been hiding girl? [laughs] Is there something funny? Nah, I'm just really high on all this tasty energy right now Tex says you don't get invited out much I hope this itty bitty get together can serve as a fun first time Mmhmm I would have thrown a bigger one- but I couldnt convince Belphegor to let me break into her stash of party drugs SO fuckin lame I mean, I usually just steal them but Belle changed the locks She says I'm a total "jackass" for trying but hey- I'm proud to be a total jackass Anyway, yeah Bee, this is Loona. And Loona, this is my girlfriend Bee Nice ta meetcha BITCH! Oh this is... She's HOT! Ha! Holy shit! Okay, Tex you didn't tell me she was hilarious Thats so funny Right... I love that that's the first thing you say to me You don't give a shit how freaky you come off And that's. Fucking. Beautiful. You are my new favorite person Am I though... Yeah BITCH! No really- Reminds me of the first time I saw Satan without a shirt on I was like, OOF BOY! YOU ARE HOT AS HELL! But then I wanted to die, cause it was so awkward Cause he's more like a brother to me, you know? But not ACTUALLY my brother so I guess... It was fine. I COULD hit that... Anyway girl, you have a good time tonight Get some sweets, get some eats, drink it, tear it, fuck it up! WHOO! Cheers honey! Thank you for coming Do you need anything? are you having fun? Are you good? Are you drunk? Okay good, okay great... Yeeeah, I'm gonna go. What? Why? You just got here, at least one drink right? Nope, you really wouldn't like me after one drink [Barking ringtone] So stupid. I shouldn't have come Hey Loonie, how ya doin? You alright? Yeah I'm fine, I just wanna go Hey hey! That sounds like Blitzo! The "O" is silent asshole! Hey hey, I knew it was you. Fuck man where you been? You here for the party? No, I'm just here picking up my daughter Oh shit! You have a daughter now? ADOPTED! Oh man, you're already leaving? Things just got started Come in and show us all up again No, no, thank you, but I think Loonie wants to head back Huh, the hottie next to you wants to leave? [Growls] Watch it I mean, we could stay a little longer I think we need to go mkay? I think it's been a long night Well these people seem to know you. Come on, I think I want to give this another try. Pleeease? Okay fine, maybe ONE drink BLITZ, BLITZ, BLITZ, BLITZ! Aaagh [Howls and cheers] [off screen] Oh wooow HA! That was nothing bitch! Give me a real challenge! Oh yeah? Wanna fucks with the big bitch imp boy? I got a challenge for ya Oh... He's gonna die Aaaalright, lets do this! From Bee's personal supply, the hardest shit there is You ready my man? OH BORN READY! Bring it barky! I will drink you under this fucking table- You have no idea what kind of night I've had Alright shit talker- but there hasn't been a soul yet who can beat me at my own game So you better bring the fire baby Oh, is Queen Bee too scared to lose to a little imp like me? Oh okay, lets get in on you little bastard [Gulping] Come on Blitz! Fuck her up! You can do it! Who's the queen now!? Yeah! That's my DAD! Well fuck me! That's a first, I haven't had a first in a while That was magical, seriously, impressive. I tip my crown to you imp boy Respect [Howls] [Laughs] Hey Loon, I don't mean to be a buzz kill here, but your uh, dad... guy dude... Is um... He's seeming a bit Out of control, like... a mess. Yeah it's worrisome, you wanna maybe check on him or somethin What!? No! No, Blitz is fine. He's always a mess, trust me Look honey, I see people having fun and getting fucked up all the time but he's clearly getting wasted off his ass and causing problems on purpose So I feel like, you should check up on him at least Just see if something's up Don't act like you know him like I do I aint sayin that I'm just pretty sure he's had like four tongues inside him at once I mean... Good for him, but... I can taste the flavor of people at my parties- and he's giving off a very... not okay vibe, you know? Oh yeah, and I'd bet you'd know the "not okay" vibe right? I mean everyone likes you so much What's that supposed to mean, you got a problem or somethin sour cream? Don't fuck with me! Sorry, yeah nope, I'll uh... I'll check on him Uuuugh sorry, sorry. I know I got a little spicy there, I just- hope everything works out. Now let's dance BLITZ! BLITZ! Where are you shithead! Blitz- Oh piss on a dick! What the fuck are you doing Blitz! This guy It looks like you're in the middle of a god damn orgy, STOP! [Slurred] Look I didn't expect you to come in here and see any of this Loonie I'm so sorry- but it's a party, I'm just havin fun with uh... the fuck is your name again? Dennis Christ on a stick, you would be a Dennis Get the fuck away from me! I'm not fucking a Dennis tonight I need a Monica or Alejandro in here STAT! Better... You don't need anyone else sucking your face freaky weirdo You need to drink something other than Beelzejuice Uuuugh, no... Do you need to throw up? Mmm..no... [Laughs] Yeah you do. I had a really shitty day Oh yeah? Is that why you drank like five gallons of who knows what? Fuck, Fizz was right I'm gonna die alone aren't I Just a wrinkly, old, withered, waste... Will you be there Loonie? Be where? I dunno jus- [Drunken mumbles] ...lonely... Die alone... I'll be there dad Now go the fuck to sleep... okay? [Drunken mumbling] Millie... Moxxie... Stolas... Fuck! Yeah, I did need to throw up
