HELLUVA BOSS - OOPS // S2: Episode 6

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[COCK-oo Clock rings] Rise and shine Ozzie! [Airhorn blows] Eaugh... Again with the horn? Don't blame ME Blame how f*cking FUN they are [Airhorn blows] M'kay, SO! Today you have a meeting with the distributor about the new shipment of vibrators... Then you gotta host a safety meeting because of what happened with the old shipment of *vibrators* And then, you have a nooner with Prince Stolas [Sighs] You scheduled me during lunch? Well, you're pretty good at "squeezing things in" But I left time for a big ol' breakfaaaast Lemme guess? I'm handling that too? I mean, unless you want me to take a crack at cooking again? [Laughs] NO. Never again. Whaaat? Maybe I can burn the milk this time! Stoooop... OH! You know what i'm craving? Burgers! Nooo! It's too early for burgers ya maniac. [Chants] Burger Time! Burger Time! Burger Time! [Both laugh] [Humming] [Humming continues] Woaaah... HUEAH [Metallic thunk] [Gut wrenching scream] Yeah, yeah, I know I can pick up some more while I'm out today About that... You're still going to that contest rehearsal? Without me? Well, y-you have a packed day today, and I know you aren't big on the whole Mammon thing.. So... [Interrupts] It's the Greed Ring... One of the cities literally called "RANSOM" Ah! You worry too much, You know I ain't afraid of ropes 'Sides, I'm *s l i p p e r y* I mean, only after I... [Muffled] What? What? C'mon Oz! I can be on my own ONE day! But you haven't been to the Greed Ring alone since becoming Mam's big grand-figure Yeah I guess, but it's not like I'm gonna stick around I can get you an escort Augh! I can handle it! C'mon big daddy! PWEEEEASE??? [Snorts, Laughter] Well, you know I can't say no to a face that cute MHMM! That's why I use it. Just try to stay out of trouble Fizzie-frog... AHH! Stop it! Nooooo! [Both giggling] Oz I have the new shipment of.... Ya mind? Trying to have an un-emotional bang sesh here! YEAH! Cuz we're so *NOT* in love Yeah! Love. Is. STUPID. Whew! That was close, huh? [Sighs] Just come right back when it's over, and keep your phone on ya, ok? Got it riiiight here! Be riiiight back after! Don't worry Oz I'll be *super* low-key *Nobody* will notice me.... [Choking sounds] [Queives squeaking] [Claps, whistles] [Queives (Yeah you saw that right, they're called Queives, like Queefs plural) squeaking] [Fizz laughter] Woahohohooo! Woah! Girls, girls! [Queives squeaking, Fizz laughter] Man, it's great not being in the spotlight for once! Look lady, it's not MY fault if you only know how to make coffee that tastes like piss! Woah woah woah woah WOAH! [Queives squeaking] Oh wow! Looky who it is! Oh f*ck... You again... Stalkin' me now, huh? Oh don't f*ckin' flatter yourself, clown I have my own life, ya know Without YOU in it Uh huh, sure! Blitzo.... The "O" is silent now, bitch! And gee whiz! We've been in each other's relative vicinity, TWICE in the last fifteen years! That would make me... THE SHITTIEST STALKER, IN HISTORY! Twice... Is already way too much. Yeah? Well at least I'm still actually working for my shit And not getting everything handed to me like some pampered attention whore! [Fizz growls] [Queives squeaking] Yeah, well... Guess that's what resilience and talent gets ya. Plus! My horns were always bigger than yours... Weren't they? [Footsteps running] [Fizz screaming] CRIM: So.... You say you're good? 'Cuz we really need a big score right now... STRIKER: The best, had a royal on the ropes just last week.. Sure.... But not dead? It was... Called off. But I have a body count in the hundreds I ain't afraid to go after anyone Women, kids... And cute little faced puppy-lookin' things Don't matter Hmm... I'll tell ya what If you can deliver something of value... CRIM: I'll consider it. One moment... [Striker laughter] HIRED! STRIKER: Funny to run into ya again, "Blitzy" And with a famous friend... Aw f*ck me For the record We are *NOT* friends [Ozzie's 'Willy WANK'-a dildo factory noises, LOL get it] OZZIE: Larger, you can never be too large OZZIE: [laughs] you can never be too large Get this spot right, and that's good! I like.. ooh I like that, that's good, mhmm... [Explosion] [Groans] [Thunder] [Watch beeps] OZZIE: Stolas! Hey there birdy babe. Haven't seen you since you crashed my club, how you been? [Giggles] Still gettin' your kink on with that feisty imp? [Nervous laughter] Well, um, that's actually what I'm here about You see, I um.. Seem to have found myself with Feelings for him... And I'm not sure if it's a mutual thing. Well, I can tell ya If you're looking for a love potion You came to the wrong f*cking guy I don't f*ck with that artificial bullshit! Lust, shouldn't be about force... It's an ART! To be earned... And enjoyed. It's all about that journey... To Pleasure Town... You feel me? [Ozzie giggles] Oh! No! Never NEVER that I just... You see... This imp has a business he runs He needs to access the mortal realm to carry out his work I know your demons are some of the only ones who can traverse freely, and legally I was wondering if you could assist me in.... Finding a way he could too? Oh! Hmmm, Stolas... My heart bleeds for you, but my partner Uh... *Business* partner, Fizzarolli Hates your imp guy Blitzo, right? Yeeaahh.... OZZIE: Haaates-uh.... He does? But why? Not my story to tell, but trust me I would help if I could But I can't, sorry.... [Phone croaks froggily] Hello Asmodeus You don't know me but you don't need to All you need to know is that I have your little jester here with me [Ozzie growls] If you want him back alive, you will give me exactly what I want Do you have any idea who you are F*CKING WITH??? [Interrupts] I think it's a recording Ya probably just asked if I know who I'm dealing with And oh yes, I know The weakest and most non-threatening of the sins The king who will do whatever it takes to save the worst kept secret in all of hell We both know you won't risk anything happening to the clown So be a good little bitch boy and do the thing My lawyers will be over shortly with the contract of demands You have until the witching hour to sign it [Crim laughs] Now cut.... I SAID CUT IT YA F*CKIN MORON [Ozzie roars] [Fizz struggling] Oh chill out, jester Christ on a stick, it's like you've never been tied up before Ugh, sure by not by a buncha psychos Ack! And a piece of shit! Am I? Ok... ok am I the psycho or the piece of shit? Both Yeah, that checks How is this happening?! I was just supposed to grab some gas station milk and rehearse some juggliiiing! Oh RELAX, I'm sure your big royal chicken ain't gonna let anything happen to his peppy lil' f*ck doll Ooooh playin' that card huh? Ok... What about you? Seems your tastes have gotten more.... "Regal" lately? [Laughs ] Yeah well unlike you, I f*ck who I want when I want I'm not gonna be tied down to some big blue-blood asshole You coulda fooled me, the way princey was cozying up to you at Ozzie's Hey! Stolas only cares about having a rugged peasant raw-dog him into his mattress It's nothing, ya know... It's nothing else... Then why were you even there? OTHER very important reasons of course! Whatever, I don't actually care I mean, Stolas is just a loud, thirsty, bitch who loves feeling the thrill of getting dicked by the lower class It's a novelty to him Literally just said I don't care And THEN! He'll call me and try and see how *my* day was And he'll pretend to care about me, and comment on my photos and... Laugh at my jokes Oh! Well that's definitely your clue right there that it's all bullshit I KNOW, RIGHT? He's just a fake privileged asshole Sounds like you just hate him for bein' a prince Because no one, and I mean NO ONE, pretends to care that much just for a cheap lay Point is.... Royal demons don't give a shit about guys like us They're all the f*ckin' same... Thats not! A-always true... But, I guess you're right They can't all be the same if SOME have taste And SOME wanna f*ck YOU Can we talk about something other than my sex life? Satan's taint... Is f*cking that lust guy make this what you're all about now? YOU brought it up, asshole! Would you two shut the f*ck up already? Bicker like a couple of teen skanks... As far as I'm concerned You two are BOTH embarrassments to our kind for meddlin' with blue-bloods to begin with But at least loud-mouth here has the sense to only f*ck his rich bitch Instead of bein' a little purse dog Oh, great! The f*cking supremacist is on my side, *wonderful*.... Neither of you filth bags know what you're even talkin' about If you think you're superior to ANYONE, then you're no better than any royal... DON'T. You. Dare.... Finish that sentence, clown... HEY! Hick-for-hire! I said watch em', not f*ck em' Keep ya hands off the merchandise! Eaugh! Ever heard of mouthwash?! F*CK FAAAACCCEEEEE! [Groans] Can I just sign it already? Like, can we move this along? Sire, you need to know the contents of this contract , you can't just sign it A deal made with a sin like yourself would be everlastingly binding... Perhaps I can look it over, I'm a fast reader [Mumbles] Oh! Hmm... This is a contract giving Crimson all of Ozzie's factory assets And, giving him permission to use Fizzarolli's head for a wall decoration... WAIT, WHAT?! Juuuust making sure you're paying attention! [Nervous laugh] Here's the real contract... [Excited chicken noises] Ooh this will be fun! I love words! [Fizz struggling] Ya know? You're really bad at this Hmm... Ya know? Last time I checked I was a F*CKING JESTER, NOT an escape arti... [Robotic arm buzzing] [Clang] [Sniffles] I just wanna go home... Hmm... You want me to get you out? Y...y..yes.... You had a knife this whole time?! Aaahhhh! [Fizz whimpers] [What? HE DOES!] [Fizz whimpers] Now stop bitchin' while I work this BLITZ: Ahhh, BINGO! So what now, genius? See that remote? I mean, I could stretch down there... No, no... I have a better idea... [Fizz yelling] [Goons cheering] [Goon screm] Keep it down! I'm shootin' 8 ball ova hea'! What's goin' on??? SHUT THE F*CK UP Oh f*ck me.... Well... That didn't w... [Fizz yelling] Show off... THE F*CK?! GET THEM! Augh, this usually works! Goddammit! F*CK! What the f*ck Fizz?! How is someone this flexible, this useless in combat? I'm a performer! I sing, I dance, I promote products that I don't actually use.. I DON'T do danger! Well good to know you're still a wimpy circus puss... [Fizz growls] I'd give you a comeback, but that'd imply I give a shit what you think You always cared what I thought! Ohoho, after what you DID TO ME? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, it was an accident! AN ACCIDENT?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! You always had it out for me, because people liked me better! You wanted me gone, because you were jealous! Just wanting the spotlight!! I looked up to you, I thought you were my best friend... YOU RUINED MY LIFE And then you just left me... I lost so much because of you And you selfish piece of shit... YOU DIDN'T EVEN CARE! I DID CARE! It WAS an accident! IT WAS! Ok you're right, it was all my fault, ok? I... I should've done more to help, I was.. I was TRYING There was so much going on I was trying to get help, Fizz I just.... It was still my fault Glad you could admit it Want a MEDAL? Look I'm sorry, Fizz.... I am so sorry you got so hurt.... I'm sorry for what you lost, and I...I KNOW I can never make that right But you have no idea what I lost in that fire... I mean its...its all my fault I'd hate me too I mean I do hate SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! FIZZ: So Why didn't you try to tell me any of this? Or come see me??? Even ONCE would've been fine! I tried.. You were all I had left, Fizz But they told me YOU didn't want to see me I never told them that? Bullshit.. You didn't? No? And no one told me you came! BOTH: Oooohhh.... WAAAOOOHHH CHRIST ON A STICK! TRYING TO HAVE A F*CKIN' EMOTIONAL MOMENT, HERE! STOLAS: Ok, so! I believe this draft allows for some factory ownership, specifically located in the Greed Ring... With allocated funds going to your client for the foreseeable future... While ensuring the safe return of one "Fizzarolli" Yeah sure sounds good... Now lemme just re-read thissssssuh HURRY UP! Yelling won't make me read faster Misunderstanding or no Its hard to just forgive you Its BEEN fifteen years and.... That's so much time... But! [Fizz fighty sounds] I guess you didn't really ruin my life What, you're telling me getting BLOWN UP didn't ruin your life? It was painful... and challenging, and you know FUCK YOU, STILL BUT... It's not like I'm broken And I now have someone who understands me and.. [HYAH, HAH, F*CK YOU] My life has actually been pretty great Yeah, that's lovely.. You got a good thing going on with that horny rooster f*cker dontcha? Oh yeah, it been... Fantastic... UH, CUZ YOU KNOW IT'S A GREAT GIG! And...and... And he's got the BIGGEST COCK You know? LIKE MASSIVE! I mean imagine like... THE BIGGEST JUST A GIANT HUGE LIKE A KAIJU But its a COCK, ya know what I mean? LIKE A BIG MONSTER Its BIG, its HUGE- Yeah yeah yeah I get it, I get it! I'm happy for ya, Fizz If ya wanna prove yourself, cowboy Here's your chance! You been a pain in my ass long enough, Blitz NOW, i'm gon' break you like a F*CKIN' HORSE! Ohhhh don't you dare talk sexy to ME You're still on the horse thing?! [Striker Laughs] Fizz! Remember how you used to distract my dad so I could steal his booze? I mean, yeah? Why? Yeah well, I need to get up to that window there to bust us out Ohohooo! One distraction, comin' up! [MUSIC STARTS] When I was a young boy I'd never thought it comes to this The scars all seem to heal.. And soon all I feel is regret And noooow I'm a grown man I've lost it all again But what I'll miss the most Pay close attention, while you get a look at.... THIS! YEAH LOOK AT THIS! Then look at THAT! And here's a hat! This nonsense mostly doesn't mean a thiiiing! But listen closely, maybe it explains EVERYTHING! The secret to Bitcoin! Computers and microchips! The key to the future If you only LOOK AT THIS! Riches untold, you'll have dollars and gold! If you focus on me, as the story unfolds... LOOK AT THIS! I hold they key to the mystery! LOOK AT THIS! Look at nothing except for ME! LOOK AT THIS! BLAHBLEHBURDBLKEHBLADLIVUVBDAHG That was GIBBERISH! BLITZO HURRY THE F*CK UP. I don't know how long I can do thiiiis.... I'm gonna need another 60 seconds! AW F*CK! Ok the thing I'm trying to say I will say if you look this waaaaaayyy.... [Fizz stutters] Uh y..ya know, its... its uh Just as-a Nonna Fizzarolli used to say.... [SINGS IN ITALTIAN] Stink Lasanga! Side dish, Limoncello.... Loud, Soft Good Morning with clams Luigi, Florence, Bucatini Wild boar, wild boar.... Soooooo look at THIS! PLEASE LOOK AT THIS! I am running out of places I can take this bit So look at this! LOOK AT MY FACE. I regret every event that got me in this place This riddle song is driving me insane My exhaustion is audible Now the ending is probable Cuz' this ruse is impossible to maintain! So f*ckiiin' BYE-BYEEE!!!! [ALESSIO DOES A MOM-HAND AT CRIM] [BOTH LAUGHING] You know, you're actually pretty good at this action-hero bullshit And you really know how to put on a show! [GASP] Which is almost [GASP] as impressive as the thing you said I was good at! [Fizz laughs] I guess, royal jesters first? [Fizz screams] Get... Your.. F*CKING Shit-stain claws off him! [Striker laughs] You think I'm just gon' let you get ways after all this? I'm THROUGH losin' these fights! This worthless little pet REEKS of his over-bloated master... I'll at least enjoy gettin' rid of im' Ok.... Is it bad that I'm getting hard? SHUT THE F*CK UP! WHY'S IT ALWAYS A SEX THING? [CRITTER NOISES] FIIIIZZZZZ!!!! YOU BLEW ME UP AGAIN, YOU F*CKIN' PRICK! I did... But this time, I stuck around Wooooould iiit.... Fuck up the moment if we made out right now? [Owl Noises] THAT'S IT! I'm going to f*cking END YOUR LIFE [CUTELY] FIZZIEEEE! OZZIIIEEEE! [CANOODLING NOISES] Hmmm.. get f*cked little one [FIZZ LAUGHS] OH MY SATAN! [SIGH] I'm so glad you're ok, babe... You ain't never leaving the palace without protection, AGAIN Oz... You know there's eyes around... I know. I don't care. Cuz they know, if they tell anyone, i'll BREAK THEM Well don't worry, today I learn that I hate going outside! You won't have to, again I'm sorry... I got a little messy... You don't need to apologize for getting banged up, babe! I'm just sorry I couldn't be there... It's ok, Oz... Guess I'm just not used to this kinda thing... [Ozzie sighs] It's been an intense day Just take it easy, ok? Oh its fine! I'm FINE! REALLY! You know I bounce back fast! Soooo... besides my whole scary hostage thing... How was YOUR DAY? Well I was stuck with Stolas the whole time WHO, by the way asked ME To give him one of my crystals, as a gift for that guy you hate! SO! I told him.... NO! MHMM! Meh... F*ck it... Let him have it Excuse me? Yeah why not? You could say... He earned it... Alright then.... Anything for you [ FIZZ GIGGLES] Now! I don't know about you But having a violent brush with crime has given me a whole mess of new kinks Wanna go.... Make a mess??? You really think that's a good idea right now, Fizz? Sure, don't you? Well... OBVIOUSLY [FIZZ LAUGHS] FIZZ: Meow, meow, cuddle meow.... BTW: DON'T WORRY, The quieves all made it home safe and sound <3 Vis Dev: Salem Pullen
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Channel: Vivziepop
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Length: 27min 0sec (1620 seconds)
Published: Sat Sep 09 2023
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