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cash accepted with proper ID well you thought Filner and Anthony Weiner was bad this guy's got a worse problem that looks very painful oh hi girls got so many diets lose up to 50 pounds by Thanksgiving lose 2 to 5 pounds a week no prepackaged meals no calorie counting and look do drugs it's fun I did not realize how different a Serbian Christmas was from our Christmas all right I know some Serbians I didn't realize he did this there is a Serbian Christmas apparently I'm not sure I don't know what that means look at this house for sale look human owned pretty good deal half price to 50% off Allen focus of covington was the winner of the marlin xl7 rifle I don't think he knows how to handle a rifle okay barely got st. Patrick's Day you want to go down to Mulligan's look children's special $1 12 out draft bring the kids [Applause] apparently this vampire think is really catching on give blood this month and help feed the needy yeah oh this sounds delicious Green Giant boil and gag vegetables management changes that a murray plumbing Don and Joan Mattel budget announced the management has changed at Avery Plumbing & Heating the new name we called a Murray heating and plumbing okay a huge shake-up you know the housing market it's a killer realtors they're good men just don't they can't you know they got things going the lowering prices do whatever they can I think this is gonna be a big winner for this realty company here five dollars off your next purchase on any home valued at half a million dollars or more I'm not even gonna tell my manager about you buy this house a half a million I'll knock five bucks you probably heard this AT&T dumps Tiger Woods but look at the lower story Tiger euthanized at the precision lawn and garden I see why go guys go there we service all males and models well it's Kids Day carnival rides pony rides and look kids peek inside a hearse what was your favorite part or event of the Walworth County Fair Tammy and Michael it's nice as the animals alive before we eat them [Applause] a gate security worker questions the suspicious bulge in this students pants now if I'm not mistaken her bulge looks bigger than his Steiger mukluks and moccasins 25% off except mukluks and Moxon moccasin alright anyone love cooking in this fabulous kitchen the features over 40 different cupboards and drawers some of the drawers pull out to make finding things convenient Wow so some of the drawers actually open that's amazing I love these two guys jabo and Steve calling all ladies send a picture of your Brad breasts and win a prize send a picture to jabo and Steve what did it work apparently not no well here is my favorite why this is why men should not write advice columns when you think advice columns ego who Ann Landers Dear Abby all right it's a local column it's called Dear John you write it Dear John I hope he can help me the other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching TV my car stalled and then it broke down a mile down the road I had to walk back to get my husband's health when I got home I couldn't believe my eyes he was in our bedroom with our neighbor's daughter I am 32 my husband is 34 the neighbor's daughter is 19 we have been married for 10 years when I confronted him he broke down admitted they had been having an affair for the past six months he won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I'm a wreck I need advice can you help me Sheila dear Sheila a car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faulty start by checking there's no debris in the fuel line if it is clear check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold check all ground wires it's nothing solves the problem it could be a faulty fuel pump causing low delivery pressure I hope this helps [Applause]

Channel: Jibber Jabber

Views: 278,527

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Id: -g4yJhNaKpE

Length: 5min 18sec (318 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 03 2019