Hasan Minhaj Reads Thirst Tweets

hey I'm huh cement Hodge I'm here at BuzzFeed and I'm here to read you're thirsty tweets this is the is this the jug of thirst this is kind of gross it says 100 ounces of satisfaction guaranteed super inappropriate is fun hustling menage is quite possibly the most beautiful person alive physically emotionally politically and spiritually I dig your vibe bro amen dig your vibe to feel like this guy is a yoga instructor are these real tweets that you guys found yeah I think this is safer work you can you can you don't have to have the headphones that I work for this one okay Hudson Minaj is like the most stunningly sexy man I've ever seen on TV and the fact that he has a show on Netflix discussing current events in such an intelligent and informative way Cruz you can find you a man who can do both what are the two things discussing current events by being intelligent and informative festive those are the two requirements needed to I think my wife would disagree she's even if I'm intelligent informative she's like you need to change the sheets but I appreciate I appreciate your kind words the husband meh not just so hot there's only one gag I want from him all right that's not appropriate I'm just gonna throw that away the only gags I do or chuckles yucks the things I'd let Husson Minaj do to me his brain is just mom and he's so easy on the eyes Allah really did that huh God he got religious at the end he brought him God at the end of this thirst weed that's just come on dude don't bring God into it don't bring that line to this man come on bro I hope you didn't do this on a Friday Friday's not a good day to be Thursday Hasan Minhaj is so attractive it's distracting me from learning about the broken policing system come on you have to focus on the broken policing system it's awful pretty sure the last thought I had before falling asleep was Husson minaj expose my I'm not gonna even read that I'm not gonna read that expose my you guys can fill the rest in I'm not gonna do that I am married I'm happily married I want both a cam and B cam to pick that I'm only exposing one person's whatever you think that I just want to ride Husson and I just dick off into this we're not going to do that one this happening this isn't you guys are insane you're putting this out into the public I'm more concerned about you God whenever I see how samanage I want to make out with him slap him and give him a xanax but never more than so when he's talking about supreme and high peace oh my god make out slap an ex what are people doing these days I mean am i I'm a prude I think I'm a prude cuz we're making out I'm getting hit and you're gonna give me a downer this has all been a learning experience for me because I just recently found out that Millennials are really into eating but like that's the thing that's the wave so I'm learning a lot learning a lot okay Millennials get we're gonna we have to figure out climate change and not getting hand foot and mouth disease because we're all apparently out here eating ass hustling makes my all right we're not gonna do this I don't know it says do you know what this word is yeah Husson makes my [ __ ] quiver oh I thought they misspelled puss it makes my butt quiver okay I'll take that all right I'm so glad that I can make make your [ __ ] quiver I'm learning alive I'm learning a lot today I had 10 orgasms while watching Husson min I just and up on Netflix you know the the stand-up special is actually kind of like sad and emotional but whatever whatever gets you off you guys should all go watch Hasan Minhaj a show on Netflix you should I agree with that it's called Patriot Act mm-hmm the show is funny informative and oozing with brown-skinned sex appeal I'm losing you guys straight up losing why couldn't Hudson manhaj have been the sexy hero and the spy who dumped me they did him so dirty you thrown the shade at Sam Sam was great Sam such that sexy hero he's great in it this is from a verified account to we're doing photos now it says hustle man Hodges the daddy estuve all daddies and then the jiff is I said what I said uh yeah online I've been called daddy I've been called daddy guys in the comments below just tell me what the difference in of daddy and his daddy is is a D and upgrade on a daddy cuz I'm legally a daddy just comment below let me know what is Thaddius yo my baby daddy huh cement house killed the game with his new show the Patriot Act I certainly hope I'm not your baby daddy not only are you teaching me about something and making me feel all informed pinchy but I get to look at your fine ass the whole time hashtag sign me the thank you if I can't marry my crush and I can't marry huh Simon hush then I guess I'm not getting married get married it's fun there's so many other guys that look exactly like me out there go to Queens right now there's like 50 guys that look like me same haircut same beard literally thousands of us walking around get married it's fun it's awesome thank you guys so much please watch Patriot Act on Netflix and I definitely have to clear the internet history of my brain [Music]

Channel: BuzzFeed Celeb

Views: 2,147,337

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Id: cpgrZr38I_8

Length: 5min 21sec (321 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 06 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/Knopwood]

Glad I'm not the only one!

[u/mcnuge_]

mans was so uncomfortable i died laughing