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"Try not to act too young because it's just weird" I felt that burn from the other side of my computer screen lol

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Abeer is back at it again!

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anyone know where john mulaney's shirt is from?

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Holy shit

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This one is really good. ā€œWho has been one of your mentors in comedy that has helped shape who you are?ā€ Umā€¦ Actually, I have quite a few. Jon Stewart was one, Stephen Colbert, uh, Mike Birbiglia. Uh, but I actually have one that is here today. Please put your hands together for the one, the only Mr. John Mulaney, everybody! John Mulaney, everybody. Letā€™s hear it! - Hello, hi. - Uh, yeah. - How are you? - Uh, Iā€™m doing great. - Nice. - Yeah. Do I look at you or them? You canā€“ Itā€™sā€¦ Itā€™s almost one of those like, weirdā€“ You know how like, itā€™s the presidential debate, kind of, where youā€™re like, - playingā€“ - Iā€™ve never run for President, but umā€¦ - But if I do, Iā€™ll remember that. - Okay. Yeah. But I would look at my opponent the whole time, I feel like. And be like, ā€œWhat? How could you say that about me?ā€ No matter who you were like, standing next to. Yeah. I'd be in profile the whole time and be like, ā€œFor real?ā€ - ā€œCory Booker, why would you say that about me.ā€ - ā€œThat's not true.ā€ - Yeah. - Yeah. So you have an amazing special that's coming out December 24th... - Yes. - John Mulaney & The Sack Lunch Bunch. Yeah, John Mulaney & The Sack Lunch Bunch. It's a children's musical-comedy special. - Yeah. - Yeah. Youā€“ You guys know what that is, right? It stars me and, uh, - fifteen kids ages eight to thirteen. - Okay. Um, and it's a general examination of fear and anxiety, uh... - with, uh, songs and sketches for kids and adults. - Okay. Yeah, that was pretty beautiful. Alright, so peopleā€“ people have asked how I know you, andā€“ - They've asked how you know me? - How I know John Mulaney... - Okay. - The John Mulaney andā€“ Weā€™re in the same field. - We have the same occupation. - Yeah. But do you know there was aā€“ There was a very critical moment, whereā€“ Like, inā€“ In show business you get so many sort of like, uh, phone-a-friend. But, I was getting ready for the Correspondentsā€™ Dinner. - Oh, yes, yes, yes. - And you're one of several people - that I reached out to. - Yes. But you're one of the only people I reached out toā€“ Actually, one of two people that I reached out to, personally to come down and see the set. So Iā€“ I only hadā€“ No, we only had 19 days to get it ready. - Yeah. - And I remember calling you andā€“ You ever had, get that anxiety when you're like, "Hey, we don't hang out that much, but, I'mā€“ Iā€™m gonnaā€“ Iā€™m asking you to physically be here, so this is a big deal." - Uh huh. - And then... I have that anxiety with people I know really well. Oh, really? Okay, so I go, "Okay, I'm asking John to be here. He's got Petunia, he's got a wife. Like, this is a lot. He's got to come down to the Cellar and watch." Thank you for factoring in my dog. I appreciate that. - Yeah, yeah. Have to. And, uhā€“ - Yes. You don't know this, but you wereā€“ We were texting back and forth and you were like, "Hey, it's running 10 minutes late, itā€™s running 15 minutes late." Did you ever see the 1991 hit movie Hook starring Robin Williams? - Absolutely I have. Yeah. - Yeah. Soā€“ Basically, the Peter Pan storyā€“ - well they know, okay. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, I kept telling Estee, Iā€™m like, "Hey, can you push me a little bit later?" likeā€“ - Wait, I was running late? - You were running late. But you were living your life. Andā€“ - No, thatā€™s not fair though. - Yeah, wait, wait, wait. - Hang on, let me get to the good part. - No, I feel bad. Okay, get to the good part. Okay. Okay. So I go, ā€œHe's going to comeā€ and thenā€“ It was like, out of a movie. Uh... where like, Liz is like uh, "Last comic of the night," And I was, "Is, isā€“ Is he gonna make it?" And then youā€“ You run out of a rainy night, in New York City, you run into The Olive Tree Cafe, and you're wearing like, this, uh, like, trench coat. - Trench coat. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - You come running in and you kind of like, tousled your hair and you're like, "I'mā€“ Iā€™m so sorry, man. I'm late." And then Iā€“ I literally for a moment I'm like, "Dad came to the baseball game." Remember in the beginning of Hook? - Yes. - He doesnā€™t show up... - ā€¦and like, this is his moment. Yeah. - Yes. Yes. - I threw my cell phone out the window, - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - And was like, ā€œHasan needs me." - Yeah, yeah. And then I went on to have like, a mediocre set ā€˜cause we were still building it. My favorite thing about that was that I think I had a, a feeling that after you did it, you were going to do fantastic, which you did. And I was reallyā€“ I was really proud of you and it was really amazing to watch. But I also knew that people were going to send you alcohol. - Oh, yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I don't drink. You don't drink. - I don't drink, no. - And I don't drink notā€“ because I'm an alcoholic. And so I was, like, "He's going to only get alcohol." So I called the front desk and I was, "Do you have like a fruit basket?" And they were like, yes. I was, like, "Send it up." - Yes. - Because everyone else is going to send a bottle of scotch and be like, "Good work." - You did it, yeah. - You did it, now... begin drinking. And I devoured that fruit basket. There were so many bananas and apples so thank you for that... - There were bananas and apples? - Yeah. Oh, thatā€™s great. Because sometimes it's too much melon. - Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah. Or sometimes they give you a pineapple but they don't give you anything to deal with it. You know, I find with the cups that you get in an average New York City, they call them delis, but theyā€™re just bodegas with food out exposed. And when you get a cup, a, fruit, - A cup fruit. - A cup fruit, uh... It's normally all melon, all cantaloupe, one piece of pineapple, one sliver of strawberry... - And thereā€™ll be like a grape. - A grape! - Theyā€™ll do a grape. - Right at the top, a grape, - to cheat you, to tease you. Uh, tell us a little bit more about the special and specifically why you chose to work with kids. Okay. So, um, I wanted to do a comedy special that wasn't stand up. Uh, why? I don't know. It's, uh, itā€™s one of my strengths, stand up, but I decided to deviate from it. And, I wanted to do, uh, something kind of like I grew up on, which was like, uh, Sesame Street and 3-2-1 Contact. - Yes. - And Free To Be... You and Me. - Did you ever see Free To Be... You and Me? - No. It was, like, an album and then it was a TV special. And... did anyone here ever see Free To Be... You and Me? Wow, okay. - No, a couple people said yes. - A couple people said yes? Okay. So it was just like, there was no through line and it was just songs, a lot of them sung by adults being like, "It's hard to be a dad." - And so I wantedā€” - This is in the late ā€™80s, early ā€™90s? This was in the late ā€™70s and therefore I still got to see it around ā€™86. Got it, and they would play it on like PBS or something that? - Yeah. - Got it. The way, like, Three's Company still played when I was a kid, even though itā€™d gone off the air a decade before. - Right. - So, I wanted to do something where kids were just kind of like, hanging out and like, talking with adults, ā€™cause that's what TV was when I was a kid. It wasn't the, uh, dog detectives or whatever that is. - Right, right. - Um, and... I also have never really hung out with 8 to 13 year olds since I was, like, 8 to 13. I didn't really want to do anything about my childhood necessarily. - Um, I wanted to talk to kids in 2019. - Yeah. And then I was writing sketches and songs for them that were based on my childhood, and I said, well you're going to do whatever Iā€” you know, youā€™re gonna sing the song I wrote. - Uh huh. - Uh, but it was like any actor, I was like, "You'll sing this song and if you relate to it, you relate to it." And I thought that kids in 2019 would be extremely different than kids in 1989. Well, who do you think has it harder? Because you hear that take, ā€œThis generation, they're soft.ā€ There's that sort ofā€¦ - They're soft? - Yeah. What are you talking about? The, like, the kids from this sort of eraā€“ you haven't heard this take? I've heard, oh, like, oh, millennials you mean? Yeah, millennials and Gen Z... Oh right? ā€™Cause they get a participation trophy. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. Oh, oh how terrible. - Right. - As you know, they, they crownā€” as you well know, they crown a prom king back in the day. - Right. - Is there anything lamer than that? - Thatā€™s true. - A participation trophy is just a nice banner. For some reason we would declare someone royalty in the middle of like a dry-humping convention we were having. We go, ā€œYouā€“ the most popular kid alreadyā€“ are the king. And he'd be, "Thank you." That was a soft generation. Um, noā€” these kids are, I would say, and I'm no sociologist. - You know that. - Sure. But Iā€™d say kids are, uh, these kids are remarkably like, uh, moral and, uh, they're very considerate of othersā€™ feelings... without it being, like, enforced that they should be. It seems internalized. Whereas I felt when I was a kid, it was something I had to actively remember. Oh, that you have a conscience or you're likeā€¦ Yeah, just be, like, "Oh, no. Don't push." - You know, like... - Oh, right, right. They really had a sense of, like, uh, they really had empathy for each other. And they could really self-soothe, you know? I'd be like, ā€œYour sketch is cut.ā€ And they'd be, "Ah, okay... ...well, if itā€™s better for the show, thatā€™s fine.ā€ You know? - In real time? - Yeah. - Thatā€™s incredible. - And they had kind of a general, like, um... yeah, they had a general moral compass and Iā€™m not, I don't know all of their religious backgrounds, but some of them seem to have kind of like a secular, just moral compass. Whereas when I was a kid, it was like, "You'll go to Hell if you do that." So I'd be, well, I'm not going to do that ā€™cause I'll go to Hell. But I would maybe like to do that. So I'd like to steal and do all these things. But, I won't just because of this fire penalty. Yeah, and they just had that naturally? They just seemed to naturally know that you shouldn't upset people and cause crime. - Thatā€™s incredible. - Yeah. They were very considerate of each other. Did you ever ask them about the afterlife or like, Heaven or Hell? And were they just, ā€œI've come to terms with not knowing.ā€ Like, were they that sort of just stoically... No, well it's interesting. Uh, one young man towards the end of the specialā€¦ I interviewed them about their biggest fearsā€” - Yes. - And those would become half hour discussions, - M-hm. - Uh, just about, um, also anxiety for the future, what they had. And one young man towards the end said, he said, "I worry about my friends and family dying." And I said, ā€œDo you do anything to comfort yourself?ā€ And he said, "Well, I know that, uh, even if they're not here, they'll always be with me in my heart." - And I was like... ahhhhh. - Whoa. Whereas, when I was a kid, they were like, "Grandpa's up there.ā€ - Right, right, right, right. - You'll see him in 80 years." And I'm like, "You're sure he is?" And they were like, "Yeah, he lives on a cloud now. Put on a suit. We're going to the worst thing you've ever been through." These are questions from the audience. You mind if I ask you some of these? These were submitted before. - Oh yeah. Okay. Absolutely. - Yeah, and theyā€™re here tonight. Uh, Maddy, are you here? Maddyā€™s here. - Hi, Maddy. - Maddy wrote, "John, this July I saw you in New York carrying Petunia like a heavy sack while looking very concerned. Why were you carrying her like that?" You saw that this July? I didnā€™t realize that it was you, and I thought that it was a man who had stolen a dog. You were like thisā€” Because I was like that. - With her arms, like this here. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you were looking around a lot, and I didn't know it was you. It was like, "Oh no, that's definitely his dog. That's the only dog I recognize other than mine." Yeah. So, uh, my dog during the summer in New York City likes to pull me for as many miles as she can. And then she decides that she's tired because she's a bulldog and she can't breathe. So she lays down. She can. She lays down on the ground like a frog, and then I normally pick her up and I go like, "Come on, let's go." And if I drag.. If you drag a dog on the street... And by the way, you can drag a bulldog for as long as you want. Okay. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. - You're allowed to do that? You can doā€” - No, these things are made of stone and they're like... - They know what they're doingā€” - Okay. And she knows. So I'll just be like, "Come on." And people are like, "Are you John Mulaney? You monster." So, she probably pulled meā€¦ Uh, for a while, she was taking me towards like, those weird art galleries in Chelsea like, near the river. And I was like, "Oh Petunia, come on." You were going 11th Avenue. You're going far away. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, oh donā€™t do that. Because I'd go, "Hey, let's cut west today." And sheā€™llā€” I'll throw her off the scent of what she likes, and she goes, "This is a nice area." She'd pull me for hours. So I'd pick her up and carry her rather than drag her, because when I drag her, which by the way is fine, uh, people would be like, "Why are you hurting Petunia?" And I'd be like, "She's hurting me." So then I carry her right? So now how do you carry her? Okay, she's hot, right? July in New York. Okay, so if I put her over my shoulder, she's then just breathing into my ear. Like, ā€œHehhhhh.ā€ Some nights on the street... Some nights on the quiet streets in, like, the East Village we'll be walking and it'll be reallyā€” you know, itā€™ll be like a quiet night. And we'll be walking behind someone for a little while. And gradually Petunia will just gain on them and be like, ā€œHehhhhh.ā€ And you see these people slowly be like, "Is there a monster behind me?" Do they do the check? - They have to checkā€” - Uh, yeah, then they turn around and they laugh. - Oh, boy. - Because it's a piglet gargoyle. This is from Easha. Is Easha here? E-A-S-H-A. - Oh, hi, Easha. How are you? How do I pronounce that? Is it...? Easha. But you hit it with the A after the E. Yeah, the A is, like, silent I guess. Oh, that's wild. Okay. This is from Easha. "What is the worst Christmas present you've gotten? Oh. Oh, okay. Um, my grandmother, uh, who's alive, um, I don't know why... that's not... That's not the only thing about her. - Uh-huh. - Uh, wonderful woman. Lived a full life. Anyway, she's alive. - Anyway. - Okay. So, um, she gave us all socks one year and um, that was... They were not, like, nice socks. They were like... You know you, like, you just get, like, black socks for like aā€¦ - Oh, the CVS socks. Kind of like those? - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - The way like, when like, you get a suit for a costume and they staple the socks to it and you're like, ā€œAll right.ā€ - I know what youā€™re talking about. Yeah. - So, uh, so we were like, "This is weird." We were like, "This is a bad... This is weird." Black dress socks. We're talking about the gold toe on the heel? Yeah. Just like, you know, just right next to the like, reading glasses you get at Duane Reade. Like just socks. - I know exactly what you're talking about. - And we were all looking at them like, "This is so weird." And maybe, "I hope she's okay." You know? And then we all kind of, I don't know, threw them away or something. - And then sheā€” - Not that day. You didn't do it that day? Uh, I think we did probably in the paper... In the huge paper. - They were socks. - Oh my God. - She lives in Boston. We're in Chicago. - Uh huh. She's never... Ifā€¦ Worst case scenario, we'd run out and get identical ones. And then she called up later that day and said, "Merry Christmas," as you do, and we said, "Merry Christmas." And she said, "Did you find the money in the socks?" And we were like, "What's wrong with you?" Were you like, were you like, "How much?" Yeah. We were... Yeah, then we had to be like, "Yes," and then had to temper like, "How much was it and how much should we be thanking her?" It was like, "Yes, we found it. It was generous?" But that was not the worst gift. But I think the, uh, the duplicitousness of it, if I may make up a word, was what wasā€¦ - stands out in my memory. - Got it. Did you ever find out how much it was? - It was $20. - Really? Okay. All right, this game is going to be really fun. We've never done this on Deep Cuts. Um, this game is called Truth or Text. So basically, I'm going to ask you a question. - It's a tough one. - Okay. And based on this, you can either choose to answer the question or you can avoid answering if you let me text anyone in your phone anything I want. Soā€“ Wait. Does that premise make sense? No, that's a really good game. Wait. That's a really good game. - It's Truth or Dare, butā€“ - I'm trying to think what the question would be that would make me ratherā€” That would force your hand. ...that I would rather go, ā€œText anyone in my phone anything you want.ā€ - Okay. - Uh, butā€” ...surely you've thought of some. Okay. All right. You're on a sinking ship with Lorne Michaelsā€” Okay, you can textā€” For real? Okay. So you, for real, what do you do? Youā€™re serious. Unlock the passcode and I will legitimately text anyoneā€” ā€œUnlock the passcode.ā€ My face will do it. - All right. - Okay. - All right. You do that. - Yes. And then I get a text anybody on the phone. Do you go through other things on the phone? - No, no, no, no. - Okay. I'll do contacts first. I'm not going to look through text messages. - Okay. - Okay. All right. Here we go. - And any... All right, you know? - Yeah, I know. - Like if anything weird happens, donā€™t do it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're enough of a good guy, right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay. - Okay, here we go. You got some good ones, man. Who are you interested in? - Oh. Hannibal B. - Iā€™m not going to do Hannibal. No, no. I like that it's still saved as Hannibal B. Yeah. Hannibal B (Chicago comic). That's weird. - What are you in the... You're only in the Cs? - I'm only in the Cs. I got to... Here we go. - We're going to go with the big one. - Ooh. - Can I? - [Clears throat] - I picked Dad. - Okay. - No, no, no. It'sā€” - Because I wanted high... I wanted high stakes. - No. Yeah, you're a good man. Soā€” - No, no, no. Now I feel bad. - No, no, no, you know what? - I feel bad. I feel bad. No, no, no, don't. Don't. Don't. You know, I'm just thinking through the amount of... the amount of follow through I'll have to do. - Youā€™ve met my dad, too. - Yes, I have. Yeah. - Yes, I have. - Yes, you have, yeah. Well we got to D, and from A to D I was like, "This is really good." Okay. Pete Davidson has six numbers by the way. That's insane. And none of them are the current one. Okay. Oh, you can seeā€”youā€™re gonna see the last message from him. Okay, all right. Send message. As if it would be scandalous. It's from my dad, like... Okay. - All right. - What? Okay. ā€œDo you have a minuteā€”ā€ Oh my God. ā€œ...to talk about anti-vaxx movement?ā€ ā€œI've just learned a lot about itā€”ā€ ā€œ...and it seems like something you'd be into.ā€ Now you recall that your sister works at his law firm? Correct. Not anymore. She left. She left. Ah. I wonder ifā€”no. Whatā€”No. I was just going to think for a second. What if he was like, "I haven't told anyone, but I am anti-vaxx."? John. Yeah? Can I just say this to you as a friend? - What? - Totally, like, jokes aside. - What? - You got to text your dad back. - Why? - He's shooting, he's shooting- - Oh. - He put upā€” - He put up threeā€” He put up four jumpers. - Oh, okay. Yeah. All right. Oh yeah. "Hi. Greatly enjoyed the Conan interview." - Pass him the ball back. - Aww. Okay. Yeah, I should have texted him. I mean, this is going to... This is going to force his hand. And now I have to... Okay. Do I have to wait to tell him what happened? - What this is? Yes. - Okay, great. Great. So, your special is a variety show that involves music, - children, comedy, everything. - Yeah. And it's called John Mulaney & The Sack Lunch Bunch. Yes. I actually did a crossover video with a bunch of desi teens. Yes. It was Hasan Minhaj and the Tupperware Teens. Basically just brown children who grew up taking Tupperware to school for lunch, and then we just talked about, like, the pain and angst that they had to deal withā€” Yeah. ... and they're here with us tonight. Everyone put your hands together. Guys, come on up on stage. Guysā€” this is John Mulaney, you guys. - Hi, how are you? - Hi! - Good. - Oh my gosh. Good, nice, nice. Oh, thank you very much. So, these guys had a bunch of questions for you. Okay. And, uh, they wrote them down. - They'd like to ask you some questions. - Yeah, yeah, go ahead. - So Abeer, why don't you askā€” yeah. - Hi, Abeer! Hi. My name is Abeer Khan. I am 13 and I'm from Yonkers, New York. All right. Yeah. Nice. Very nice. Very nice. First question. At what age did you realize your head was always going to be too big for your body? Preschool? So, I was four years old. I have a school photo where it's, like, just teetering. It's a tiny Lacoste shirt and a neck and then this huge head. So, I was four years old. Oh wow. So my name is Jena Adya Dookie and my question is, why do old, well, adults always look so unhappy? - Yes, okay. - Yeah. I don't know what it is, okay. Adults... And I learned this... Did you go through your wedding photos and notice a lot of people were like... - Yeah. Like you meanā€”Youā€™re talking aboutā€” - Okay. Like ā€˜cause peopleā€” older, not older I mean even our ageā€” resting face becomes not as likeā€¦ you know, it's likeā€¦ And so now at weddings, cause it happens, it just gradually slacked. It's this, the thing where you're like your face is like that, that's going to go away. So, it slackens. Now at weddings, if I think the photographer's in range, the whole time I'll be like... And my wife's like, "You look like a psychopath!" And I'll be like, "But, the photos will turn out well!" Right. When you flip through and see all your friends, in likeā€“ squinting in the sun, just likeā€¦ And they're... I know they had a good time, but you know, there's no evidence. Hi, I'm Teji Yijayakumar. I'm 17, and I'm from Yonkers, New York. My question was, what's something that adults didn't warn you about getting older? Oh. Oh, uh, like constantly being hotterā€“ like body heat. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just like this. Like ahhhhhhh... - That whatever. - Yeah, temperature, temperature. Just general body temperature. Generalā€” body temp fluctuations based on stress. Well, I'm Suhani Madan. I'm 15. And myā€” Are you from Yonkers? No, I'm from Manhattan. - You're from Manhattan? - Iā€™m from here. Yeah. Yeah, you didn't say it ā€™cause you didn't want to rub it in. So my question is, do you know Russell Peters? Um, I... A small smattering begins. - I've met Russell. - Okay. - Uh, at The Cellar. - Okay. - But do I know him? - Yeah? - No! - I mean, this is big for the desi teens. - I know, but do you know him? - Yeah. Of course! Well then, be impressed with that! I don't, I don'tā€” Although I've met him. Does meeting mean you know someone? - I think so. That counts. - By adult standards or children standards? - Okay, if we passed each other on the streetā€” - Yeah. ...we'd be on...we'd say hello. - Hey. - Hey. - Gotcha. - Right? - Yeah! - Okay. Yeah, I'm very close with Russell Peters. Alright, so my name is Sahir Mir. Where are you from? What borough? I'm fromā€“ actually from Princeton, New Jersey. - Oh, okay. - Iā€™m not from here. And I'm 16 years old. Uh, so my question is, uh, what are you going to do when you're not funny anymore? No, no. This is a very good question. Wait. Being funny is not like having an ACL that's notā€¦ I think it goes in waves. You really think that, like, you got 12 good years in you, you know, likeā€¦ - You mean I had or have? - Yeah, yeah. - Like, it started with The New Kid, - I don't know. - and letā€™s see how long... - I donā€™tā€¦ New in Town and... - you've got maybe a decade andā€” - I like they said New Kidā€” - Yeah, sorry. - just pushing them all together. - Kid Gorgeous. Yeah, yeah. - Thatā€™s my own fault. - New Kid Gorgeous in Town. - New Kid Gorgeous in Town. Um, Iā€¦ so likeā€¦ but don't you think there'll be a dip? I'm thinking like 50 to 60, like, uh, not funny. 60ā€¦ ...getting funny again. 75 to 90, I am going to be so funny. I feel everything about me is going to click. - Everything will all click together. - Yeah, it'll finally makes sense. Got it. But from 50 to 60, what do comedians do? I'll try, I'll be on, like, whatever the equivalent of The Good Wife is. - Sure. Recurring character. - I'll be like... - "That's disgraceful!" you know? - Right. And ah... And then, you know, I'll ride that out and then I'll be a funny old man in a tuxedo. Got it. What would you do if you went bald? Oh, very slim chance of that. You know that for sure? Well, are you supposed to go by your mother's father? You're supposed to go by your grandfather. - Yeah. - On your mom's side. - No one in my family lost their hair. - Okay. So if I go bald, I did something wrong. What do you mean if I lost my hair? Do you mean in terms of, uh, coverage or just open-ended? Just open-ended. Okay. Here's what I would do. I would, in the beginning, go fullā€¦ not hairpiece, not hair system. - Full toupee. Like fullā€” - Oh, no! No, no, no - And I would see. - You don't want the toupee. No. I know, but I would seeā€” - I would invite all of yous over to dinner. - Sure. You, Hannibal B., everyone, - And I would just, I would see... - Everyone? - if friends...yeah, yeah. - Maybe Dad? Who knows. I want to, I would like to just show up and see if friends justā€” and it would be kind of purple-ish. You know how they can't match brown hair? Yeah, right. And I will just see if my friends say anything and I'll do that for like a month. It would be aggressive, too. Toupees are so aggressive. - A full toupee in this day and ageā€” - Do you guys know what a toupee is? Yeah. Abeer, you know what a toupee is, Abeer? Kinda, yeah. - What do you think it is? - Wait, wait, wait. It's kind of? Or you do? Kind of. Okay. What do you think it is? Like, an old man wig? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They can sometimes be as simple as like justā€” as simpleā€” it can sometimes be just thatā€¦ they can sometimes fill in that part. But there are those, uh, there are those few, who have decided to wear full wigs, uh, that cover their entire head... ...in a hairstyle and hair that is not their own. Uh, Phil Spector was one of these. He was a music producer and he, uh, did many things, and now he's in prison. But he was veryā€“ he did a lot before that. Well, this story is actually, it bridges us to our next game. So, you know, me and the Tupperware Teens were children of immigrants. We grew up here. Our parents got here around the ā€™80s, ā€™90s. So, a lot of our pop culture references start there. So, in India, the number of American pop culture references that you knowā€¦ Yeah. Like, for example, for my father, it's kind of, it's Michael Jackson, Tom Cruise, uh... ...and I think probably Tom Brokaw, when he first got to the States. - Oh, interesting! - You know what I mean? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - There's only five people... So, this game is called, Why Are People Obsessed With This? Okay. Now the older I've gotten, um, and the more I've assimilated, I've just started to ask people, "What's the deal with this person?" And we all kind of have these referencesā€” - And we want to ask you... - Okay. ...so you can contextualize that for us. So, let's start this off. Bruce Springsteen. Okay. Explain it to me. Oh. Like why? Really? For real. For real. I went to go see him on Broadway. Jon Stewart obsessed with Bruce Springsteen. I remember seeing it on Broadway and I was like, "What?" There's this guy with the raspy voice, "Man, we were just kids...ā€ ā€œ...trying to get to the city.ā€ ā€œ...We look past that bridge andā€¦ā€ - ā€œ...there was a sleepy town behind us.ā€ - That generallyā€” - I go, "Why is this dude...?" - Yeah. Because that generation of Baby Boomers rebelled against their parents and they played Frisbee and they thought that ended the Vietnam war and it didn't. And then they likeā€“ their parents passed away and their brains broke and they became so nostalgic for this fake nonsense. I'm notā€” - I like Bruce Springsteen. - Is he a good artist? - I think he's a good artist. - I donā€™t even know. Yeah, he's got great songs, but his whole thing of like, "I got a ā€™52 Chevy." Itā€™s like, you never did! Right. Okay. Okay. Iā€™m all Billy Joel, who is just like, ā€œHot dogs are fun!ā€ You know? And he's good? - Billy Joel? - Billy Joelā€™s great? Okay. Yeah. I'm more, if you were to divide them into two camps, I'd be Billy Joel over Bruce Springsteen. So, Bruce Springsteen is American men who have never done manual labor, in their lives, turning that song on and feeling that they have. Got it. Okay. Abeer, why don't you go? Who do you got? Okay, I have Goldie Hawn. Goldie Hawn? Okay. Well, Goldie Hawn came on the scene in a show called Laugh-In, which apparently was funny, and it was in like, the late ā€™60s and she was in like, a bikini. And like, that was the show. Yeah. And people were like, "This is groundbreaking!" But it was just very misogynistic. And they would have like, uh, like, it was like, it was like hippies and stuff, and they'd have swirly colors. So, again, Baby Boomers, they liked her a lot. And then, um, and then, Goldie Hawn... How do you feel about Goldie Hawn? - I like her! Because... - Okay. ...she's always been like, "Hi!" You know? She's always been here and that's fun. And, uh, she's married to Kurt Russell, is that right? - Yeah. - Yeah. Jena, you had one though, right? Jimmy Buffett. Good. Keep it. Don't correct there. You need not know. I don't know. I don't know. Why are people obsessed with Jimmy Buffett? I don't know. I donā€™t know. He has one song that those of us who know who he is, know this song. He has full concerts, apparently, where other songs are played. I don't understand it. I think it's like, for people that like, like, barbecuing. And, yeah. You needn't bother investigating. I have Richard Gere. Richard Gere? - Yes. - Gere. Um, I don't know. Like, I was kind of young for that. He was in a movie called American Gigolo. And I think he was the first... He, like, he would like, squint and people liked that. Like, for me, like, it was Pretty Woman. I remember being a kid and they're like, "Hey, this is Richard Gere!" - And I go, "Okay." - Yeah, yeah. But I didnā€™tā€” I remember that too. And I was like, ā€œokay...ā€ you know? They're like, "Julia Roberts!" And I was like, "I don't know who that is!" And they were like, "And Richard Gere!" And I was like, "Again, I don't." Uh, I guess theyā€“ by Hollywood standards, he was ā€œoff-beatā€ looking, which means he was incredibly handsome. Gotcha. Teji, why don't you go. Um, I have Stevie Nicks. Stevie Nicks. Oh! Wellā€” - This is a big deal. For wellā€” - This is a big deal? Well, I asked Stevie Nicks to be in my children's special and, uh, she said no... and she was unavailable, but also it was passed along to me that she didn't like the material. And I said, "Oh, that's okay. You know, unavailable was fine." Stevie Nicks is like, if your mom picked you up in the car and like, was like, "Ugh." Like, "Another day." And then she'd turn on Stevie Nicks. She would then be transported to a magical world where she was a sorceress of sorts. And so, to a lot of our mothers roughlyā€” and a little younger than meā€” mothersā€™ generation. This was like, they put on a song called like, ā€œBella Donnaā€ and they would go to another place and that's why she matters. Sahir, why don't you go? Yeah, I don't understand Barbara Streisand. You don't understand Barbara Streisand? Why did that provoke such a response? - This is why we can't be open about it! - I can't, - People are all like, ā€œOh, Barbra Streisand.ā€ - I canā€™t imagine a less... - Yeah. - not less sympathetic person, but I can't imagine a person who would elicit fewer ā€œawwsā€ than Barbara Streisand. Yeah. Oh, Barbara Streisand, yeah, okay. Who is she? Why are people obsessed with it? And why is us not knowing about it a problem? So, like, tons of people were Jewish, but... ...like, no one had ever been like, "I'm the star!" You know? And people were like, "Okay." And, uh, she was a good singer, really young, I believe. And she was like, um, like 40 when she was 18. Is that fair? I think that's fair. And then she was, like, an icon. Like, I don't think there was ever a time where she wasn't an icon. - Yeah. - Yeah. So, she's been beloved sinceā€” I think like, when she was like, like, she was in like, Funny Freckles or something, I donā€™t even know. And she was like, people were like, "That's a star." And she wasn't evenā€” you know what they did to her? Is they pulled her out of her own generation, too. So, they were like you're for old people and for people your age. And so she's just been pulled back and forth and she has a shopping mall in her basement. That's not a lie. She has a mall, butā€” that is a free to her. But she goes into the shops. She lives in Malibu. That is a strange fact. John, do you have any questions for them? What advice do you have for a 37-year-old? Try not to act too young ā€™cause it's just weird. No offense! No offense! - No offense! I didnā€™t mean it like that. - Maybe take the jacket off. - That um... - There's no way we're going to top that. - The Tupperware Teens, everybody! - Thank you, Tupperware Teens. You guys can head back there. Thank you. One more time for Mr. John Mulaney! Thanks, everybody. John Mulaney & The Sack Lunch Bunch comes out December 24th only on Netflix! - Bye, buddy. Thank you. - Thank you, man. Really, that was soā€” - I need to go call my dad. - Really? Yeah, yeah.
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Length: 33min 23sec (2003 seconds)
Published: Thu Dec 26 2019
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